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Your afternoon chuckle

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<23hp 353ma 146mv> 3434381940, -4, 5.8, indoors You reluctantly give some items to the First Weaver, who swallows them with appetite.

The First Weaver chews on the items for a while, then his web-sacks produce

a wondrous masterpiece fashioned of scintillating silk.

You carefully snatch scintillating silken armor from the First Weaver.

<23hp 353ma 146mv> 3434381940, -4, 5.8, indoors The First Weaver finally begins to pay attention to the surroundings. Uh oh…

The First Weaver utters the words, ‘xzb’

You are covered in sticky webs!

You have been KILLED!!

Gossameringue is fun.

Grats on the forge!

When exploring the new tower area and attempting to kill Empyreal, this happened.

Sledgehammer – ’trying to raise ya!'

<-58hp 53ma 316mv> 3448757852, -9, -6.2, indoors +0, 0, 0 dam

group

Group ’exploring the new area’ is led by Taron and consists of:

(Dead) Taron [Wa:5.39 -58hp 53ma 316mv] c.sapp/tjade

          Sledgehammer [Mo:4.25  911hp 217ma 319mv] GY Topaz | Jet                

<-58hp 53ma 316mv> 3448757852, -9, -6.2, indoors +0, 0, 0 dam

Sledgehammer lays his hands upon the body.

Sledgehammer’s hands begin to glow very brightly!

You feel much, much better!

You report 1/1176 hp. Change: -142. Need: 1175. Spells: greater fluidity.

<1hp 53ma 316mv> 3448757852, -9, -11.2, indoors +0, 0, 0 dam

gt phew

You grouptell: ‘phew’

<4hp 54ma 318mv> 3448757852, -9, -11.2, indoors +0, 0, 0 dam

Sledgehammer utters the words, ‘candusghafahuai’

The cleansing fires of healing tear apart your body!

You have been KILLED!!

<-173hp 55ma 319mv> 3448757852, -9, -6.2, indoors +0, 0, 0 dam

You feel yourself floating upward…

<-173hp 55ma 319mv> 3448757852, -9, -6.2, indoors +0, 0, 0 dam

Sledgehammer – ‘…what?’

<-173hp 55ma 319mv> 3448757852, -9, -6.2, indoors +0, 0, 0 dam

P.S. Thanks :)

That seems to have happened quite a bit, but make no mistake: it’s by design.

On the other hand, I’ve slightly reduced the chance that will happen to help to

make that situation a bit more manageable. I hope this helps.

-Neptune

Yes, I understand it’s by design, though it did happen within 1-3 rounds after starting the fight.

Thanks for the fix :)

Do I see text lines appear in the prompt line, not at the beginning?

How do you do your triggers then, not using the ^ or $ in regexps, marking start and end of lines, correspondingly?

Can fix that by typing “compact prompt”, I think.

Btw, modern Internet connections wide enough so this option can be set at character creation, personally I dont see why this can be turned off.

Zmud has an option to trigger, when a buffer of text is received. It doesn’t have to be a new line, though in this case, practically, it always is.

Yes, the new info is shown on a side of the prompt, since because it’s a continuation of the prompt and I need it this way.

I already have compact prompt/lines enabled.

I’ve saved a few brilliant moments over the recent months, so I thought I should share them with you, one at a time.

<1271hp 88ma 245mv> 3735805639 9 -12.5 +9 overcast+0, 0

Sochi quaffs a thick green potion.

Sochi’s wounds seem to vanish!

Sochi’s wounds seem to vanish!

Sochi’s wounds begin closing rapidly.

<1271hp 88ma 245mv> 3735805639 9 -12.5 +9 overcast+0, 0

Sochi utters the words, ‘candusghafahuai’

Sochi briefly glows with a blinding light!

<1275hp 90ma 247mv> 3735805639 9 -12.5 +9 overcast+0, 0

Crumbs – ‘OUT OF MANA’

<1278hp 91ma 248mv> 3735805639 9 -12.5 +9 overcast+0, 0

Crumbs – ‘Kirei is IN!’

<1278hp 91ma 248mv> 3735805639 9 -12.5 +9 overcast+0, 0

Sochi looks shocked as he cuts himself on Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds’s bone armor!

You skillfully parry the attack of Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds.

Your riposte viciously massacres Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds.

You are viciously massacred by Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds’s slash.

You are viciously massacred by Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds’s slash.

You are viciously massacred by Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds’s slash.

You are viciously massacred by Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds’s slash.

You are viciously massacred by Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds’s slash.

You massacre Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds to small fragments with your slash.

Lightning jumps from Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds’s hands and strikes you with a sick sizzle!

Your spectral shield has drained power from the spell!

Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds spits lightning at you, striking you in the chest!

Lightning arcs from you to Sochi!

Sochi’s spectral shield drains power from the spell!

Sochi appears to be resisting quite a bit of the damage.

Lightning arcs from Sochi to Kirei!

Lightning arcs from Kirei to Crumbs!

Crumbs’s spectral shield drains power from the spell!

Lightning arcs from Crumbs to Sochi!

Sochi’s spectral shield drains power from the spell!

Sochi resists almost all of the damage.

Lightning arcs from Sochi to you! You’re hit!

Your spectral shield has drained power from the spell!

Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds spits lightning at you, striking you in the chest!

Lightning arcs from you to Kirei!

Lightning arcs from Kirei to Sochi!

Sochi’s spectral shield drains power from the spell!

Sochi appears unaffected.

Lightning arcs from Sochi to Crumbs!

Crumbs’s spectral shield drains power from the spell!

Lightning arcs from Crumbs to you! You’re hit!

Your spectral shield has drained power from the spell!

The pitiful creature before you tries to breathe ligntning on.

Lightning arcs from you to Kirei!

You report 783/1279 hp. Change: -488. Need: 496. Spells: greater fluidity, flesh golem.

<783hp 127ma 249mv> 3735807059 9 -12.5 +9 overcast+1420, 35

get green sack

You get a green potion from a golden sack.

<786hp 128ma 249mv> 3735807059 9 -12.5 +9 overcast+0, 0

group

Sochi utters the words, ‘candusghafahuai’

Sochi briefly glows with a blinding light!

<786hp 128ma 249mv> 3735807059 9 -12.5 +9 overcast+0, 0

Group ‘Taron’s Terrific Fellows’ is led by Taron and consists of:

(Point) Taron [Wa:7.25 788hp 129ma 250mv] chrysoprase/c.sapphire

(Front) Sochi [Ba:5.39 960hp 46ma 360mv] EyeAgate|TigerEye

                 Kirei [Mo:0.39  426hp 159ma 251mv] Jacinth / GY Topaz            

               Elendai [Ma:6.31  653hp 220ma 234mv] Tourm|RQuartz                 

                Crumbs [Cl:6.33  780hp  94ma 252mv] rhodo/pink diamond            

<788hp 129ma 250mv> 3735807059 9 -12.5 +9 overcast+0, 0

Elendai utters the words, ‘candusghafahuai’

The cleansing fires of healing fill your body!

You report 1040/1279 hp. Change: +257. Need: 239. Spells: greater fluidity, flesh golem.

<1040hp 129ma 250mv> 3735807059 9 -12.5 +9 overcast+0, 0

You skillfully parry the attack of Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds.

Your riposte viciously massacres Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds.

Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds looks shocked as he cuts himself on your petrified armor!

You are viciously massacred by Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds’s slash.

You are viciously massacred by Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds’s slash.

You are viciously massacred by Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds’s slash.

You are viciously massacred by Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds’s slash.

You are viciously massacred by Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds’s slash.

You massacre Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds to small fragments with your slash.

You massacre Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds to small fragments with your slash.

Elendai looks shocked as he cuts himself on Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds’s bone armor!

Lightning jumps from Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds’s hands and strikes you with a sick sizzle!

Your spectral shield has drained power from the spell!

Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds spits lightning at you, striking you in the chest!

Lightning arcs from you to Sochi!

Sochi’s spectral shield drains power from the spell!

Sochi appears to be resisting quite a bit of the damage.

Lightning arcs from Sochi to Crumbs!

Crumbs’s spectral shield drains power from the spell!

Lightning arcs from Crumbs to Sochi!

Sochi’s spectral shield drains power from the spell!

Sochi appears to be resisting quite a bit of the damage.

Lightning arcs from Sochi to Kirei!

Lightning arcs from Kirei to Crumbs!

Crumbs’s spectral shield drains power from the spell!

Lightning arcs from Crumbs to Elendai!

Elendai’s spectral shield drains power from the spell!

Lightning arcs from Elendai to Sochi!

Sochi’s spectral shield drains power from the spell!

Sochi appears unaffected.

Lightning arcs from Sochi to Elendai!

Elendai’s spectral shield drains power from the spell!

Lightning arcs from Elendai to Sochi!

Sochi’s spectral shield drains power from the spell!

Sochi appears unaffected.

Lightning arcs from Sochi to Crumbs!

Crumbs’s spectral shield drains power from the spell!

You report 538/1279 hp. Change: -502. Need: 741. Spells: flesh golem, greater fluidity.

<538hp 142ma 252mv> 3735823266 8 -12.5 +9 overcast+16207, 405

Elendai utters the words, ‘candusghafahuai’

The cleansing fires of healing fill your body!

You report 793/1279 hp. Change: +255. Need: 486. Spells: greater fluidity, flesh golem.

<793hp 144ma 254mv> 3735823266 8 -12.5 +9 overcast+0, 0

gt this isnt fun

Sochi looks shocked as he cuts himself on Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds’s bone armor!

Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds misses you with his slash.

Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds misses you with his slash.

Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds looks shocked as he cuts himself on your petrified armor!

You skillfully parry the attack of Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds.

Your riposte viciously massacres Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds.

You are viciously massacred by Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds’s slash.

You are viciously massacred by Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds’s slash.

You massacre Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds to small fragments with your slash.

You massacre Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds to small fragments with your slash.

Lightning jumps from Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds’s hands and strikes you with a sick sizzle!

Your spectral shield has drained power from the spell!

Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds spits lightning at you, striking you in the chest!

You grouptell: ’this isnt fun’

You report 555/1279 hp. Change: -238. Need: 724. Spells: flesh golem, greater fluidity.

<555hp 158ma 257mv> 3735834286 8 -12.5 +9 overcast+11020, 275

Elendai utters the words, ‘candusghafahuai’

The cleansing fires of healing fill your body!

You report 799/1279 hp. Change: +244. Need: 480. Spells: greater fluidity, flesh golem.

<799hp 158ma 257mv> 3735834286 8 -12.5 +9 overcast+0, 0

Elendai utters the words, ‘candusghafahuai’

The cleansing fires of healing fill your body!

You report 1044/1279 hp. Change: +245. Need: 235. Spells: flesh golem, greater fluidity.

<1044hp 160ma 260mv> 3735834286 8 -12.5 +9 overcast+0, 0

You skillfully parry the attack of Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds.

Your riposte viciously massacres Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds.

Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds misses you with his slash.

Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds looks shocked as he cuts himself on your petrified armor!

You are viciously massacred by Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds’s slash.

Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds misses you with his slash.

You are viciously massacred by Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds’s slash.

You are viciously massacred by Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds’s slash.

You massacre Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds to small fragments with your slash.

You massacre Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds to small fragments with your slash.

Xerxes snatches a lightning bolt from the tempestuous sky above!!

Xerxes flails about the area with his fiery sword!!

Lightning jumps from Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds’s hands and strikes you with a sick sizzle!

Your spectral shield has drained power from the spell!

Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds spits lightning at you, striking you in the chest!

Lightning arcs from you to Crumbs!

Crumbs’s spectral shield drains power from the spell!

Lightning arcs from Crumbs to Sochi!

Sochi’s spectral shield drains power from the spell!

Sochi appears to be resisting quite a bit of the damage.

Lightning arcs from Sochi to Kirei!

Lightning arcs from Kirei to Crumbs!

Crumbs’s spectral shield drains power from the spell!

Lightning arcs from Crumbs to Kirei!

Lightning arcs from Kirei to Sochi!

Sochi’s spectral shield drains power from the spell!

Sochi appears unaffected.

Lightning arcs from Sochi to Kirei!

You report 718/1279 hp. Change: -326. Need: 561. Spells: greater fluidity, flesh golem.

<723hp 174ma 263mv> 3735843698 8 -12.5 +9 overcast+0, 0

Elendai – ‘mt’

<725hp 175ma 263mv> 3735843698 8 -12.5 +9 overcast+0, 0

Kirei looks shocked as he cuts himself on Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds’s bone armor!

You skillfully parry the attack of Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds.

Your riposte viciously massacres Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds.

You are viciously massacred by Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds’s slash.

You are viciously massacred by Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds’s slash.

You are viciously massacred by Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds’s slash.

You are viciously massacred by Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds’s slash.

You are viciously massacred by Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds’s slash.

You managed to cut yourself on Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds’s bone armor!

You massacre Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds to small fragments with your slash.

You miss Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds with your slash.

Xerxes snatches a lightning bolt from the tempestuous sky above!!

Elendai’s spectral shield drains power from the spell!

Xerxes cackles insanely as lightning arcs from his fingertips!!

Lightning jumps from Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds’s hands and strikes you with a sick sizzle!

Your spectral shield has drained power from the spell!

Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds spits lightning at you, striking you in the chest!

You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!

Lightning arcs from you to Sochi!

Sochi’s spectral shield drains power from the spell!

Sochi appears to be resisting quite a bit of the damage.

Lightning arcs from Sochi to Kirei!

Lightning arcs from Kirei to you! You’re hit!

Your spectral shield has drained power from the spell!

Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds spits lightning at you, striking you in the chest!

You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!

Lightning arcs from you to Kirei!

Lightning arcs from Kirei to Sochi!

Sochi’s spectral shield drains power from the spell!

Sochi appears unaffected.

Lightning arcs from Sochi to Elendai!

Elendai’s spectral shield drains power from the spell!

Lightning arcs from Elendai to Sochi!

Sochi’s spectral shield drains power from the spell!

Sochi appears unaffected.

Lightning arcs from Sochi to Crumbs!

Crumbs’s spectral shield drains power from the spell!

Lightning arcs from Crumbs to Kirei!

Lightning arcs from Kirei to Elendai!

Elendai’s spectral shield drains power from the spell!

You report 223/1279 hp. Change: -495. Need: 1056. Spells: greater fluidity, flesh golem.

<223hp 200ma 265mv> 3735845173 8 -12.5 +9 overcast+1475, 36

cast ‘restorat’ Taron

cast ‘restorat’ Taron

Crumbs utters the words, ‘candusghafahuai’

The cleansing fires of healing fill your body!

You report 601/1279 hp. Change: +378. Need: 678. Spells: flesh golem, greater fluidity.

<601hp 201ma 266mv> 3735845173 8 -12.5 +9 overcast+0, 0

Ok.

The cleansing fires of healing fill your body!

You report 845/1279 hp. Change: +244. Need: 434. Spells: flesh golem, greater fluidity.

<845hp 139ma 266mv> 3735854933 8 -12.5 +10 overcast+9760, 244

@@

With a mighty effort, you shake off your exhaustion!

Ok.

The cleansing fires of healing fill your body!

You report 1085/1279 hp. Change: +240. Need: 194. Spells: flesh golem, greater fluidity.

<1085hp 78ma 252mv> 3735864453 8 -12.5 +10 overcast+9520, 238

You skillfully parry the attack of Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds.

Your riposte viciously massacres Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds.

You are viciously massacred by Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds’s slash.

You are viciously massacred by Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds’s slash.

You are viciously massacred by Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds’s slash.

You are viciously massacred by Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds’s slash.

You miss Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds with your slash.

Lightning jumps from Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds’s hands and strikes you with a sick sizzle!

Your spectral shield has drained power from the spell!

Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds spits lightning at you, striking you in the chest!

Lightning arcs from you to Sochi!

Sochi’s spectral shield drains power from the spell!

Sochi appears to be resisting quite a bit of the damage.

Lightning arcs from Sochi to Kirei!

Lightning arcs from Kirei to Sochi!

Sochi’s spectral shield drains power from the spell!

Sochi resists a great deal of the damage.

Lightning arcs from Sochi to Kirei!

You report 666/1279 hp. Change: -419. Need: 613. Spells: greater fluidity, flesh golem.

<666hp 91ma 254mv> 3735865125 8 -12.5 +10 overcast+672, 16

<668hp 92ma 255mv> 3735865125 8 -12.5 +10 overcast+0, 0

Sochi utters the words, ‘candusghafahuai’

Sochi briefly glows with a blinding light!

<668hp 92ma 255mv> 3735865125 8 -12.5 +10 overcast+0, 0

quaf green

You quaff a green potion which dissolves.

Central Walkway

Exits: North East South West [Down]

(Faint Red Aura) A tomb guardian stands here preventing any further navigation.

<673hp 94ma 257mv> 3735865125 - -12.5 +10 overcast+0, 0

rr

You do not have that item.

<677hp 96ma 260mv> 3735865125 - -12.5 +10 overcast+0, 0

Crumbs – ‘heh’

<681hp 97ma 262mv> 3735865125 - -12.5 +10 overcast+0, 0

get milky-potion golden-sack

quaf milky

You get a milky white potion from a golden sack.

<682hp 98ma 262mv> 3735865125 - -12.5 +10 overcast+0, 0

Elendai – ‘wow’

You quaff a milky white potion which dissolves.

Magnolia

The path curves around a large magnolia tree, almost forty feet high.

It is covered with large white flowers, which emit a strong, sweet scent.

The path is edged with stone blocks, possibly in an attempt to stop it

from slipping down the slope toward the sea.

Exits: East South West

AN OPEN PORTAL IS HERE!

A cup and saucer are on the ground. [3]

The corpse of Dr is lying here.

A large fountain is here gurgling out an endless stream of water.

A large note dispenser, with a button on the top, is here against the wall.

A magical contraption, the shadowgram, floats just above the Magnolia.

A large bulletin board is mounted on a wall here.

<684hp 99ma 263mv> 3735865125 - -12.5 +10 overcast+0, 0

Elendai – ‘–> LITE is DOWN’

<684hp 99ma 263mv> 3735865125 - -12.5 +10 overcast+0, 0

cast ‘gate’ sochi

Ok.

It’s too late…

<690hp 12ma 267mv> 3735865125 - -12.5 +10 overcast+0, 0

group

gt shit

Group ‘Taron’s Terrific Fellows’ is led by Taron and consists of:

(Point) Taron [Wa:7.25 695hp 14ma 270mv] chrysoprase/c.sapphire

(Absent) Kirei [Mo:0.39 39hp 177ma 38mv] Jacinth / GY Topaz

(Absent) Elendai [Ma:6.31 504hp 109ma 263mv] Tourm|RQuartz

(Dead) Sochi [Ba:5.39 -29hp 142ma 360mv] EyeAgate|TigerEye

(Dead) Crumbs [Cl:6.33 -58hp 173ma 282mv] rhodo/pink diamond

<695hp 14ma 270mv> 3735865125 - -12.5 +10 overcast+0, 0

You grouptell: ‘shit’

<695hp 14ma 270mv> 3735865125 - -12.5 +10 overcast+0, 0

Death intones ‘Elendai was killed by someone, I’ll soon be collecting his soul’

gos Elendai was killed by someone

<696hp 15ma 271mv> 3735865125 - -12.5 +10 overcast+0, 0

You gossip– ‘Elendai was killed by someone’

<698hp 15ma 272mv> 3735865125 - -12.5 +10 overcast+0, 0

group

Group ‘Taron’s Terrific Fellows’ is led by Taron and consists of:

(Point) Taron [Wa:7.25 702hp 18ma 275mv] chrysoprase/c.sapphire

(Absent) Kirei [Mo:0.39 46hp 178ma 38mv] Jacinth / GY Topaz

(Dead) Elendai [Ma:6.31 -77hp 110ma 264mv] Tourm|RQuartz

(Dead) Sochi [Ba:5.39 -29hp 142ma 360mv] EyeAgate|TigerEye

(Dead) Crumbs [Cl:6.33 -58hp 173ma 282mv] rhodo/pink diamond

<702hp 18ma 275mv> 3735865125 - -12.5 +10 overcast+0, 0

TICK IN 10 SECONDS.

save

Defied 2 ago.

Fluid down in 3

Saving Taron.

Saving items.

<710hp 21ma 279mv> 3735865125 - -12.5 +10 overcast+0, 0

gt that was masterful

You grouptell: ’that was masterful’

<715hp 23ma 282mv> 3735865125 - -12.5 +10 overcast+0, 0

get blue sack

The sun rises in the east.

Timer now at 60 secs.

save

The sack does not contain the blue.

You report 718/1279 hp. Change: +52. Need: 561. Spells: greater fluidity, flesh golem.

<718hp 25ma 284mv> 3735865125 - -12.5 +10 overcast+0, 0

Saving Taron.

Saving items.

<719hp 26ma 285mv> 3735865125 - -12.5 +10 overcast+0, 0

group

Group ‘Taron’s Terrific Fellows’ is led by Taron and consists of:

(Point) Taron [Wa:7.25 722hp 27ma 287mv] chrysoprase/c.sapphire

(Absent) Kirei [Mo:0.39 64hp 184ma 38mv] Jacinth / GY Topaz

(Dead) Elendai [Ma:6.31 -77hp 110ma 264mv] Tourm|RQuartz

(Dead) Sochi [Ba:5.39 -29hp 142ma 360mv] EyeAgate|TigerEye

(Dead) Crumbs [Cl:6.33 -58hp 173ma 282mv] rhodo/pink diamond

<722hp 27ma 287mv> 3735865125 - -12.5 +10 overcast+0, 0

Kirei – ‘recalling them’

The custodian breathes a stream of fire at you! You are engulfed in flames!

<350hp 177ma 351mv> 3535076651 7 -12.3 +9 indoors+4706, 117

deathblow

Even in the custodian’s shape, the custodian avoids your slash.

deathblow

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<353hp 178ma 352mv> 3535076651 7 -12.3 +9 indoors+0, 0

Sadly, your effort is not good enough!

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<355hp 179ma 346mv> 3535076651 7 -12.3 +9 indoors+0, 0

Sadly, your effort is not good enough!

@@

<355hp 179ma 339mv> 3535076651 7 -12.3 +9 indoors+0, 0

Sadly, your effort is not good enough!

@@

<357hp 179ma 333mv> 3535076651 7 -12.3 +9 indoors+0, 0

Sadly, your effort is not good enough!

@@

<357hp 179ma 326mv> 3535076651 7 -12.3 +9 indoors+0, 0

You massacre the custodian to small fragments with your slash.

The custodian misses you with his pound.

You are viciously massacred by the custodian’s pound.

You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!

You are viciously massacred by the custodian’s pound.

You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!

You are viciously massacred by the custodian’s crush.

You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!

You have been KILLED!!

Vege charges and bashes into Hera.

Hera stumbles but regains her balance.

Dr – ‘got defy?’

<993hp 15ma 79mv> 2349205250 88 -12.4 +9 indoors+0, 0

Dr charges and bashes into Hera.

Hera staggers.

<995hp 15ma 80mv> 2349205250 87 -12.4 +9 indoors+0, 0

Hera really needs a good bath! Phew!

Timer now at 60 secs.

save

<997hp 16ma 81mv> 2349205250 89 -12.4 +9 indoors+0, 0

Saving Taron.

Saving items.

<997hp 16ma 81mv> 2349205250 89 -12.4 +9 indoors+0, 0

You skillfully parry the attack of Hera.

Your riposte viciously massacres Hera.

Hera misses you with her pound.

You are viciously massacred by Hera’s pound.

You are viciously massacred by Hera’s pound.

You massacre Hera to small fragments with your slash.

You massacre Hera to small fragments with your slash.

You brutally massacre Hera with your slash.

Dr cuts a limb off of Hera!!!!

An eerie aura emanates from Dr’s weapon, as Hera closes its eyes momentarily!!!!!

Caerbannog the eudaemon squirms in anguish as part of his body melts away!

Hera’s eyes narrow as she points a long finger at you.

Sochi squirms in anguish as part of his body melts away!

Vege squirms in anguish as part of his body melts away!

Dr squirms in anguish as part of his body melts away!

Hera squirms in anguish as part of her body melts away!

You report 742/1295 hp. Change: -249. Need: 553. Spells: aegis.

<742hp 16ma 82mv> 2349215246 81 -12.4 +9 indoors+9996, 249

gt yeah

You grouptell: ‘yeah’

<746hp 17ma 83mv> 2349215246 81 -12.4 +9 indoors+0, 0

The song ends and you don’t feel so well anymore.

<747hp 18ma 84mv> 2349215246 81 -12.4 +9 indoors+0, 0

Vege utters the words, ‘restoration’

Vege briefly glows with a blinding light!

<747hp 18ma 84mv> 2349215246 81 -12.4 +9 indoors+0, 0

Dr utters the words, ‘candusghafahuai’

The cleansing fires of healing fill your body!

You report 1104/1295 hp. Change: +362. Need: 191. Spells: aegis.

<1104hp 18ma 84mv> 2349215246 81 -12.4 +9 indoors+0, 0

Hera misses you with her pound.

Hera misses you with her pound.

Hera misses you with her pound.

Hera misses you with her pound.

Vege cuts a limb off of Hera!!!!

You massacre Hera to small fragments with your slash.

You brutally massacre Hera with your slash.

<1108hp 19ma 85mv> 2349220236 74 -12.4 +9 indoors+4990, 124

bas

You charge and bash into Hera.

Hera staggers.

<1108hp 19ma 85mv> 2349220351 74 -12.4 +9 indoors+115, 2

Vege charges and bashes into Hera.

Hera staggers.

<1112hp 20ma 87mv> 2349220351 74 -12.4 +9 indoors+0, 0

bas

Hera misses you with her pound.

Hera misses you with her pound.

Hera misses you with her pound.

Hera misses you with her pound.

You massacre Hera to small fragments with your slash.

You brutally massacre Hera with your slash.

You massacre Hera to small fragments with your slash.

Dr swings his weapon, accidentally cutting your head off!

You have been KILLED!!

Dr – ‘might need it’

<-293hp 21ma 88mv> 2349222818 - -7.9 +9 indoors+2467, 61

Lie still; you are DEAD!!! :-(

<-293hp 21ma 88mv> 2349222818 - -7.9 +9 indoors+0, 0

Dr – ‘alright!’

<-293hp 21ma 88mv> 2349222818 - -7.9 +9 indoors+0, 0

Vege – ’thats not gona help’

gt she’s about to enrage

You grouptell: ‘she’s about to enrage’

<775hp 40ma 103mv> 1299274012 16 -12.4 +10 raining+0, 0

Tembikai utters the words, ‘yufzxuie’

<777hp 41ma 103mv> 1299274012 15 -12.4 +10 raining+0, 0

flail tyr

You flail your weapon around you in a flurry of motion in Tyrannosaurus rex’s direction!

You catch Tyrannosaurus rex in a flurry of blows.

<779hp 41ma 104mv> 1299279142 15 -12.4 +10 raining+5130, 128

A fireball flies from Tembikai’s weapon and lands on Tyrannosaurus rex!

You skillfully parry the attack of Tyrannosaurus rex.

Your riposte viciously massacres Tyrannosaurus rex.

Tyrannosaurus rex misses you with her claw.

Tyrannosaurus rex misses you with her claw.

You are brutally massacred by Tyrannosaurus rex’s claw.

You are viciously massacred by Tyrannosaurus rex’s bite.

Tyrannosaurus rex misses you with her bite.

You brutally massacre Tyrannosaurus rex with your slash.

You brutally massacre Tyrannosaurus rex with your slash.

Kirei looks at Tyrannosaurus rex.

Dr charges and bashes into Tyrannosaurus rex.

You report 638/1293 hp. Change: -135. Need: 655. Spells: aegis, greater fluidity.

<638hp 43ma 106mv> 1299284443 13 -12.4 +10 raining+5301, 132

Tembikai utters the words, ‘yufzxuie’

<638hp 43ma 106mv> 1299284443 12 -12.4 +10 raining+0, 0

gt like now

You sing another verse of ‘gods of war’.

<644hp 36ma 108mv> 1299284443 12 -12.4 +10 raining+0, 0

flail tyr

Tembikai utters the words, ‘yufzxuie’

You grouptell: ’like now’

<644hp 36ma 108mv> 1299284443 11 -12.4 +10 raining+0, 0

You flail your weapon around you in a flurry of motion in Tyrannosaurus rex’s direction!

You catch Tyrannosaurus rex in a flurry of blows.

<646hp 37ma 109mv> 1299287419 11 -12.4 +10 raining+2976, 74

Tyrannosaurus rex impales herself on thorns round Dr!

Tyrannosaurus rex looks shocked as she cuts herself on Dr’s petrified armor!

You are brutally massacred by Tyrannosaurus rex’s claw.

You are brutally massacred by Tyrannosaurus rex’s claw.

You are brutally massacred by Tyrannosaurus rex’s claw.

Tyrannosaurus rex misses you with her bite.

Tyrannosaurus rex misses you with her bite.

You deal a massive blow to one of Tyrannosaurus rex’s vital organs.

You viciously massacre Tyrannosaurus rex with your slash.

You deal a critical blow to one of Tyrannosaurus rex’s vital organs.

You viciously massacre Tyrannosaurus rex with your slash.

Tyrannosaurus rex roars fiercely and charges!!

Norks utters the words, ’euguihzofahz’

You report 458/1293 hp. Change: -180. Need: 835. Spells: aegis, greater fluidity.

<458hp 37ma 109mv> 1299296059 8 -12.4 +10 raining+8640, 216

Dr charges and bashes into Tyrannosaurus rex.

<460hp 37ma 109mv> 1299296059 8 -12.4 +10 raining+0, 0

Tembikai utters the words, ‘yufzxuie’

<462hp 38ma 110mv> 1299296059 7 -12.4 +10 raining+0, 0

Norks utters the words, ’euguihzofahz’

<464hp 39ma 111mv> 1299296059 6 -12.4 +10 raining+0, 0

TICK IN 10 SECONDS.

save

Fluid down in 2

There are 1 ticks of 5 left on Taron’s aegis!

Tyrannosaurus rex looks shocked as she cuts herself on your petrified armor!

You skillfully parry the attack of Tyrannosaurus rex.

Your riposte viciously massacres Tyrannosaurus rex.

You are viciously massacred by Tyrannosaurus rex’s claw.

You are viciously massacred by Tyrannosaurus rex’s claw.

You are viciously massacred by Tyrannosaurus rex’s claw.

You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!

You stop singing.

Tyrannosaurus rex looks shocked as she cuts herself on your petrified armor!

You are viciously massacred by Tyrannosaurus rex’s claw.

You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!

You are viciously massacred by Tyrannosaurus rex’s bite.

You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!

You brutally massacre Tyrannosaurus rex with your slash.

You brutally massacre Tyrannosaurus rex with your slash.

You have been KILLED!!

Lie still; you are DEAD!!! :-(

<-13hp 39ma 112mv> 1299313311 - -7.9 +10 raining+17252, 431

You feel yourself floating upward…

<-13hp 39ma 112mv> 1299313311 - -7.9 +10 raining+0, 0

The ‘resist webs’ spell on you is about to wear off.

Ezekiel appears in the middle of the room.

<1074hp 655ma 400mv> 20031351585 - 5.6 +1 overcast+0, 0

A dwarven citizen leaves north.

<1074hp 655ma 400mv> 20031351585 - 5.6 +1 overcast+0, 0

Ezekiel raises his hands to the sky, his body shudders, but nothing happens.

<1074hp 655ma 400mv> 20031351585 - 5.6 +1 overcast+0, 0

Ezekiel raises his hands to the sky and slowly turns into a small brown ferret (Ezekiel)!

<1074hp 655ma 400mv> 20031351585 - 5.6 +1 overcast+0, 0

Sledgehammer utters the words, ’eabratizgg’

A cloud of inky darkness envelops Sledgehammer.

<1074hp 655ma 400mv> 20031351585 - 5.6 +1 overcast+0, 0

The sun slowly disappears in the west.

Timer now at 60 secs.

save

You are hungry.

You are thirsty.

<1074hp 655ma 400mv> 20031351585 - 5.6 +1 overcast+0, 0

Saving Taron.

Saving items.

<1074hp 655ma 400mv> 20031351585 - 5.6 +1 overcast+0, 0

Ezekiel appears in the middle of the room.

<1074hp 655ma 400mv> 20031351585 - 5.6 +1 overcast+0, 0

Ezekiel gets a cactus needle from the corpse of Ezekiel.

Ezekiel gets the witch’s broomstick from the corpse of Ezekiel.

Ezekiel gets a blazing longsword of fire from the corpse of Ezekiel.

Ezekiel gets a moist vapour bracelet from the corpse of Ezekiel.

Ezekiel gets a moist vapour bracelet from the corpse of Ezekiel.

Ezekiel gets a soft white sash from the corpse of Ezekiel.

Ezekiel gets black robe of the magi from the corpse of Ezekiel.

Ezekiel gets Flaming Shield of Midnight from the corpse of Ezekiel.

Ezekiel gets bracers of defense from the corpse of Ezekiel.

Ezekiel gets a pair of clawed gloves from the corpse of Ezekiel.

Ezekiel gets Boots of the Elemental Earth Wizard from the corpse of Ezekiel.

Ezekiel gets Elven Chain Leggings of the Mystic Guard from the corpse of Ezekiel.

Ezekiel gets a crimson tri-cornered hat from the corpse of Ezekiel.

Ezekiel gets Energy-Encapsulated Platemail from the corpse of Ezekiel.

Ezekiel gets a serpent’s charm from the corpse of Ezekiel.

Ezekiel gets a serpent’s charm from the corpse of Ezekiel.

Ezekiel gets a ring of resistance from the corpse of Ezekiel.

Ezekiel gets a ring of resistance from the corpse of Ezekiel.

Ezekiel gets The Staff of Ethereal Winds from the corpse of Ezekiel.

Ezekiel gets a major scroll of recall from the corpse of Ezekiel.

Ezekiel gets a flaming flask of fury from the corpse of Ezekiel.

Ezekiel gets a bastard sword from the corpse of Ezekiel.

Ezekiel gets a magical gateway from the corpse of Ezekiel.

Ezekiel gets a short knobbly wizards staff from the corpse of Ezekiel.

Ezekiel gets a blood-filled, corked diamond from the corpse of Ezekiel.

Ezekiel gets a mithril keychain from the corpse of Ezekiel.

Ezekiel gets the Blessed Bag of Persephone from the corpse of Ezekiel.

Ezekiel gets an orange with cloves stuck into it from the corpse of Ezekiel.

Ezekiel gets a pink invitation from the corpse of Ezekiel.

Ezekiel gets a golden sack from the corpse of Ezekiel.

<1074hp 655ma 400mv> 20031351585 - 5.6 +1 overcast+0, 0

Ragnar Stoneforge arrives from the south.

<1074hp 655ma 400mv> 20031351585 - 5.6 +1 overcast+0, 0

A dwarven caravan leader arrives from the east.

A mountain pack mule arrives from the east.

A mountain pack mule arrives from the east.

<1074hp 655ma 400mv> 20031351585 - 5.6 +1 overcast+0, 0

Ragnar Stoneforge leaves east.

<1074hp 655ma 400mv> 20031351585 - 5.6 +1 overcast+0, 0

A dwarven caravan leader leaves north.

A mountain pack mule leaves north.

A mountain pack mule leaves north.

<1074hp 655ma 400mv> 20031351585 - 5.6 +1 overcast+0, 0

An armored man leaves east.

<1074hp 655ma 400mv> 20031351585 - 5.6 +1 overcast+0, 0

Chopak says ‘You didn’t think I’d find you here, did you Ezekiel?’

Chopak says ‘Did you really think you’d get away without paying me that 15000?’

A dwarven scout places a sharp dirk in the back of Ezekiel resulting in blood!

Ezekiel is dead! R.I.P.

Chopak says ‘I’ll be taking whats owed to me now.’

A dwarven scout grabs Ezekiel’s coin purse and disappears into the mountains.

<1074hp 655ma 400mv> 20031351585 - 5.6 +1 overcast+0, 0

TICK IN 10 SECONDS.

save

Ezekiel has lost his link.

Saving Taron.

Saving items.

<1074hp 655ma 400mv> 20031351585 - 5.6 +1 overcast+0, 0

Ozzy gossips– ‘Ezekiel is dead or morted somewhere!’

<1074hp 655ma 400mv> 20031351585 - 5.6 +1 overcast+0, 0

Ezekiel has reconnected.

<1074hp 655ma 400mv> 20031351585 - 5.6 +1 overcast+0, 0

The night has begun.

Timer now at 60 secs.

save

You are hungry.

You are thirsty.

<1074hp 655ma 400mv> 20031351585 - 5.6 +1 overcast+0, 0

Saving Taron.

Saving items.

<1074hp 655ma 400mv> 20031351585 - 5.6 +1 overcast+0, 0

Sledgehammer drinks from a decanter of endless water.

<1074hp 655ma 400mv> 20031351585 - 5.6 +1 overcast+0, 0

The press gang leader arrives from the south.

<1074hp 655ma 400mv> 20031351585 - 5.6 +1 overcast+0, 0

The press gang leader leaves north.

<1074hp 655ma 400mv> 20031351585 - 5.6 +1 overcast+0, 0

TICK IN 10 SECONDS.

save

Saving Taron.

Saving items.

<1074hp 655ma 400mv> 20031351585 - 5.6 +1 overcast+0, 0

You are hungry.

You are thirsty.

<1074hp 655ma 400mv> 20031351585 - 5.6 +1 overcast+0, 0

TICK IN 10 SECONDS.

save

Saving Taron.

Saving items.

<1074hp 655ma 400mv> 20031351585 - 5.6 +1 overcast+0, 0

Ragnar Stoneforge arrives from the east.

<1074hp 655ma 400mv> 20031351585 - 5.6 +1 overcast+0, 0

You are hungry.

You are thirsty.

<1074hp 655ma 400mv> 20031351585 - 5.6 +1 overcast+0, 0

A dwarven caravan leader arrives from the west.

A mountain pack mule arrives from the west.

A mountain pack mule arrives from the west.

<1074hp 655ma 400mv> 20031351585 - 5.6 +1 overcast+0, 0

Ragnar Stoneforge leaves west.

<1074hp 655ma 400mv> 20031351585 - 5.6 +1 overcast+0, 0

A dwarven caravan leader leaves south.

A mountain pack mule leaves south.

A mountain pack mule leaves south.

<1074hp 655ma 400mv> 20031351585 - 5.6 +1 overcast+0, 0

A disreputable dwarf arrives from the north.

<1074hp 655ma 400mv> 20031351585 - 5.6 +1 overcast+0, 0

An armored man arrives from the east.

<1074hp 655ma 400mv> 20031351585 - 5.6 +1 overcast+0, 0

TICK IN 10 SECONDS.

save

Saving Taron.

Saving items.

<1074hp 655ma 400mv> 20031351585 - 5.6 +1 overcast+0, 0

You are hungry.

You are thirsty.

<1074hp 655ma 400mv> 20031351585 - 5.6 +1 overcast+0, 0

A dwarven citizen arrives from the north.

<1074hp 655ma 400mv> 20031351585 - 5.6 +1 overcast+0, 0

A dwarven kid arrives from the west.

<1074hp 655ma 400mv> 20031351585 - 5.6 +1 overcast+0, 0

Sledgehammer utters the words, ‘ofzahzf yrjueuhl’

Sledgehammer’s body mass slowly changes from solid to gelatinous.

<1074hp 655ma 400mv> 20031351585 - 5.6 +1 overcast+0, 0

Sledgehammer utters the words, ’eabratizgg’

A cloud of inky darkness envelops Sledgehammer.

<1074hp 655ma 400mv> 20031351585 - 5.6 +1 overcast+0, 0

A disreputable dwarf leaves east.

<1074hp 655ma 400mv> 20031351585 - 5.6 +1 overcast+0, 0

TICK IN 10 SECONDS.

save

Saving Taron.

Saving items.

<1074hp 655ma 400mv> 20031351585 - 5.6 +1 overcast+0, 0

Your blood freezes as you hear Ezekiel’s death cry.

You are hungry.

You are thirsty.

<1074hp 655ma 400mv> 20031351585 - 5.6 +1 overcast+0, 0

A dwarven kid gets a yellow diamond necklace from inside a golden sack.

You weave the threads of magic masterfully!

A hate-filled soldier vanishes in a burning wind.

@@

<721hp 15ma 96mv> 6673067182 415571 18 -12.5 -9 indoors+13200 330 +0

Impossible to use this so soon after a successful second wind!!!

<723hp 16ma 97mv> 6673067182 415571 18 -12.5 -9 indoors+0 0 +0

cast ‘disint’

<727hp 18ma 98mv> 6673067182 415571 18 -12.5 -9 indoors+0 0 +0

Ok.

A piece of a hate-filled soldir is turned into dust.

@@

<730hp 18ma 99mv> 6673072702 415571 15 -12.5 -9 indoors+5520 138 +0

A hate-filled undead soldier misses you with his slash.

You are brutally massacred by a hate-filled undead soldier’s slash.

You are brutally massacred by a hate-filled undead soldier’s slash.

A hate-filled undead soldier misses you with his slash.

You are viciously massacred by a hate-filled undead soldier’s hit.

You are viciously massacred by a hate-filled undead soldier’s slash.

You brutally massacre a hate-filled undead soldier with your slash.

You massacre a hate-filled undead soldier to small fragments with your slash.

You report 435/1370 hp. Change: -286. Need: 935. Spells: aegis, greater fluidity.

<435hp 18ma 99mv> 6673077334 415571 12 -12.5 -9 indoors+4632 115 +0

Impossible to use this so soon after a successful second wind!!!

<435hp 18ma 99mv> 6673077334 415571 12 -12.5 -9 indoors+0 0 +0

The ‘darkness’ spell on you is about to wear off.

gt \c05Aegis\c03 down!

gt \c05Aegis\c03 down!

<437hp 19ma 100mv> 6673077334 415571 12 -12.5 -9 indoors+0 0 +0

<443hp 21ma 102mv> 6673077334 415571 12 -12.5 -9 indoors+0 0 +0

<443hp 21ma 102mv> 6673077334 415571 12 -12.5 -9 indoors+0 0 +0

You weave the threads of magic masterfully!

A piece of a hate-filled soldir is turned into dust.

@@

<443hp 21ma 102mv> 6673087604 415571 7 -12.5 -9 indoors+10270 256 +0

With a mighty effort, you shake off your exhaustion!

<445hp 22ma 88mv> 6673087604 415571 7 -12.5 -9 indoors+0 0 +0

cast ‘disint’

You grouptell: ‘Aegis down!’

<445hp 22ma 88mv> 6673087604 415571 7 -12.5 -9 indoors+0 0 +0

You are viciously massacred by a hate-filled undead soldier’s slash.

You are viciously massacred by a hate-filled undead soldier’s slash.

You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!

You are viciously massacred by a hate-filled undead soldier’s slash.

You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!

A hate-filled undead soldier misses you with his slash.

You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!

A hate-filled undead soldier misses you with his hit.

You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!

You have been KILLED!!

<-43hp 22ma 88mv> 6673087604 415571 - -8.0 -9 indoors+0 0 +0

Lie still; you are DEAD!!! :-(

Neptune has enabled all bonuses, except nocap, chop and gems. Thanks, Neptune!.

It is 2 o’clock am, on the Day of the Bull

The 29th day of the Month of Nature, year 950.

The fertility goddess smiles upon the world!

The fertility goddess smiles upon Thule!

The fertility goddess smiles upon the Island!

The fertility goddess smiles upon Niebelung!

The fertility goddess smiles upon Lyme!

The manipulation of raw magic is very strong.

The manipulation of raw magic is very strong on Thule.

The manipulation of raw magic is very strong on the Island.

The manipulation of raw magic is very strong on Niebelung.

The manipulation of raw magic is very strong on Lyme.

Mother Nature’s presence can be felt everywhere today!

Mother Nature’s presence can be felt on Thule today!

Mother Nature’s presence can be felt on the Island today!

Mother Nature’s presence can be felt on Niebelung today!

Mother Nature’s presence can be felt on Lyme today!

The fertility goddess smiles down upon the creatures of Thule.

The fertility goddess smiles down upon the creatures of the Island.

The fertility goddess smiles down upon the creatures of Niebelung.

The fertility goddess smiles down upon the creatures of Lyme.

You feel your affinity to magic strengthen.

You feel your affinity to magic strengthen when you are on Thule.

You feel your affinity to magic strengthen when you are on the Island.

You feel your affinity to magic strengthen when you are on Niebelung.

You feel your affinity to magic strengthen when you are on Lyme.

The glory of marching in armies has reached an epiphany.

The glory of marching in armies has reached an epiphany on Thule.

The glory of marching in armies has reached an epiphany on the Island.

The glory of marching in armies has reached an epiphany on Niebelung.

The glory of marching in armies has reached an epiphany on Lyme.

The wisdom of a long forgotten god shines on your deeds for the day.

The wisdom of a long forgotten god shines down upon Thule.

The wisdom of a long forgotten god shines down upon the Island.

The wisdom of a long forgotten god shines down upon Niebelung.

The wisdom of a long forgotten god shines down upon Lyme.

[ pri sec ter qua qui hex sep oct ] Players


[ Hierarch Cl:9.40 ] Zuzu ::LeMuRs:: has a penchant to be droll

[ Grand Druid Dr:9.40 ] Dr has an moleh moleh mole

[ Juggernaut Wa:8.35 ] Taron let’s rock & roll

[ Hierophant Cl:5.38 ] Prescience has an empty bowl

[ 40o 39d 39c 39m|25n 29w 20t 15b ] Dingo sitting on the Knoll

[ 20c 20m 20n 10b| 6w 5d 4o 3t ] Whatta has a purple scroll

[ 18w 12m 9c 5d| 6n 3t 4o 3b ] Mus has a tired soul.

[ 14d 12t 10m 8w| 6b 4o 2c 1n ] Unmace has a critical role

We tried to kill Pale Night today, and she killed us all. Twice.

<1187hp 524ma 365mv> 5733312089 2727951 26 -10.1 -4 storm+0 0 +0

You deal a critical blow to one of Pale Night, the Demon Mother’s vital organs.

You viciously massacre Pale Night, the Demon Mother with your slash.

Sam skillfully parries the attack of Pale Night, the Demon Mother.

Pale Night, the Demon Mother viciously massacres Sam with her rake.

Pale Night, the Demon Mother viciously massacres Sam with her rake.

Pale Night, the Demon Mother viciously massacres Sam with her rake.

Pale Night, the Demon Mother viciously massacres Sam with her rake.

Pale Night, the Demon Mother viciously massacres Sam with her rake.

Pale Night, the Demon Mother misses Sam with her rake.

Pale Night, the Demon Mother shudders as Norks’s weapon suddenly howls at her!

Reality thrusts Rogue’s Dagger deep into Pale Night, the Demon Mother without effect.

You brutally massacre Pale Night, the Demon Mother with your slash.

You brutally massacre Pale Night, the Demon Mother with your slash.

Sam massacres Pale Night, the Demon Mother to small fragments with his pound.

Sam’s hammer shudders as he strikes Pale Night, the Demon Mother!

Sam massacres Pale Night, the Demon Mother to small fragments with his sting.

Sam massacres Pale Night, the Demon Mother to small fragments with his pound.

The incorporeal silohuette of Pale Night, the Demon Mother slides away, revealing its true form!

You witness the unimaginable terror that is Pale Night, the Demon Mother and feel your life force flee your body!

You have been KILLED!!

<-95hp 524ma 365mv> 5733319543 2727951 - -6.1 -4 storm+7454 186 +0

Lie still; you are DEAD!!!

<-95hp 524ma 365mv> 5733319543 2727951 - -6.1 -4 stormLie still; you are DEAD!!!

<-95hp 524ma 365mv> 5733319543 2727951 - -6.1 -4 storm

<-95hp 524ma 365mv> 5733319543 2727951 - -6.1 -4 storm+0 0 +0

<-95hp 524ma 365mv> 5733319543 2727951 - -6.1 -4 stormLie still; you are DEAD!!!

<-95hp 524ma 365mv> 5733319543 2727951 - -6.1 -4 storm+0 0 +0

group

Group ’exp, open’ is led by Taron and consists of:

(Dead) Taron [Wa:8.36 -95hp 524ma 365mv] jet/black onyx

(Dead) Sam [Wa:5.33 -423hp 379ma 395mv] jacinth/tjade

(Dead) Feist [Wa:6.32 -3588hp 459ma 368mv] e-flame enea food quest poop

(Dead) Reality [Th:7.32 -55hp 350ma 481mv] rhodo/avent

(Dead) Arya [Wa:4.31 -1284hp 180ma 356mv] Emerald|regularRuby

(Dead) Dr [Dr:9.40 -68hp 976ma 415mv] Rhodo . GYT

(Dead) Lysbel [Ma:3.32 -550hp 646ma 155mv] tourmaline & eye agate

(Dead) Gorka [Wa:0.36 -1456hp 210ma 254mv] amethyest/obsidian baphomet

(Dead) Dingo [Mo:2.39 -533hp 383ma 144mv] alex | SB Pearl

(Dead) Ciphersoft [Cl:5.20 -683hp 648ma 286mv] GWDiamond LBIolite

(Dead) Elyn [Ba:0.33 -1172hp 318ma 192mv] citrine|crysoberyl

(Dead) Lurch [Cl:4.26 -44hp 489ma 283mv] —

(Dead) Fluffy [Dr:9.40 -2141hp 765ma 356mv] GY topaz / tiger eye

(Dead) Norks [Cl:8.27 -1094hp 675ma 341mv] sapphire, champ pearl

<1284hp 269ma 365mv> 5733319543 2727951 - -12.1 -3 raining+0 0 +0

Dingo’s hammer shudders as he strikes Pale Night, the Demon Mother!

Sam skillfully parries the attack of Pale Night, the Demon Mother.

Reality partially dodges the attack with a last minute tumbling maneuver!

Pale Night, the Demon Mother massacres Sam to small fragments with her rake.

Pale Night, the Demon Mother’s blow passes right through Sam with no effect!

Pale Night, the Demon Mother’s blow passes right through Sam with no effect!

Pale Night, the Demon Mother looks shocked as she cuts herself on your petrified armor!

Pale Night, the Demon Mother hates your guts!

You are viciously massacred by Pale Night, the Demon Mother’s rake.

Pale Night, the Demon Mother viciously massacres Sam with her rake.

Pale Night, the Demon Mother’s blow passes right through Sam with no effect!

Sam massacres Pale Night, the Demon Mother to small fragments with his pound.

Sam massacres Pale Night, the Demon Mother to small fragments with his pound.

Reality thrusts Rogue’s Dagger deep into Pale Night, the Demon Mother without effect.

Your hit passes right through Pale Night, the Demon Mother!

Your hit passes right through Pale Night, the Demon Mother!

Your hit passes right through Pale Night, the Demon Mother!

Your hit passes right through Pale Night, the Demon Mother!

The incorporeal silohuette of Pale Night, the Demon Mother slides away, revealing its true form!

Sam is dead! R.I.P.

Lysbel is dead! R.I.P.

Gorka is dead! R.I.P.

Ciphersoft is dead! R.I.P.

Elyn stops singing.

Elyn is dead! R.I.P.

Reality is dead! R.I.P.

Arya is dead! R.I.P.

Fluffy is mortally wounded, and will die soon, if not aided.

Norks is dead! R.I.P.

Feist is dead! R.I.P.

Dr is dead! R.I.P.

You witness the unimaginable terror that is Pale Night, the Demon Mother and feel your life force flee your body!

You have been KILLED!!

Lie still; you are DEAD!!!

Then Breeze told us to leave her alone :(

You grouptell: ‘Sooochiii’

<1383hp 221ma 276mv> 11749080404 1446571 66 -12.5 -3 raining+0 0 +0

You massacre a petrified tree to small fragments with your slash.

A petrified tree misses Stun with its whip.

A petrified tree misses Stun with its crush.

A petrified tree misses Stun with its whip.

A petrified tree misses Stun with its crush.

A petrified tree misses Stun with its whip.

A petrified tree misses Stun with its crush.

Dr cuts a limb off of a petrified tree!!!!

Stun brutally massacres a petrified tree with his cleave.

Stun brutally massacres a petrified tree with his cleave.

Stun brutally massacres a petrified tree with his cleave.

Stun brutally massacres a petrified tree with his cleave.

Sochi wildly swings a large curved scimitar, and accidentally cuts off his own head!

Sochi is dead! R.I.P.

You massacre a petrified tree to small fragments with your slash.

You massacre a petrified tree to small fragments with your slash.

You massacre a petrified tree to small fragments with your slash.

<1383hp 221ma 277mv> 11749085516 1446571 36 -12.5 -3 raining+5112 127 +0

Ip – ‘Sochi suicided’

<1383hp 222ma 278mv> 11749085516 1446571 36 -12.5 -3 raining+0 0 +0

gt save us

You grouptell: ‘save us’

<1383hp 223ma 279mv> 11749085516 1446571 36 -12.5 -3 raining+0 0 +0

gt well

You grouptell: ‘well’

Ok.

The Mage Lord Bazg growls at you and attacks!

rescue you

rescue you

The Mage Lord Bazg hates your guts!

The Mage Lord Bazg slowly fades into existence.

You’ve got a great feeling about this fight!

You skillfully parry the attack of the Mage Lord Bazg.

Your riposte viciously massacres the Mage Lord Bazg.

The Mage Lord Bazg screams in agony as red tendrils of mist infuse his body.

You report 1407/1499 hp. Change: +143. Need: 92. Spells: aegis, wraithform, greater fluidity.

<1407hp 415ma 289mv> 1677339216 745758 99 -14.5 +9 overcast+3380 84 +0

A mirror image of the Mage Lord Bazg wavers from existence!

<1410hp 415ma 289mv> 1677339216 745758 99 -14.5 +9 overcast+0 0 +0

Dr has turned his attacks toward the Mage Lord Bazg!

Gorka utters the words, ‘blindness’

<1411hp 416ma 290mv> 1677339216 745758 99 -14.5 +9 overcast+0 0 +0

Dr stops singing.

Dr utters the words, ‘gszqhgrur gpuzre’

Dr binds some nearby spectres into an undulating shield.

<1411hp 416ma 290mv> 1677339216 745758 99 -14.5 +9 overcast+0 0 +0

A mirror image of the Mage Lord Bazg wavers from existence!

<1414hp 417ma 291mv> 1677339216 745758 99 -14.5 +9 overcast+0 0 +0

TICK IN 10 SECONDS.

save

Animates are up for 14 ticks!

There are 0 ticks of 5 left on Taron’s aegis!

Aegis falls on tick!

cast ‘web’

Who do you want to rescue?

<1414hp 417ma 291mv> 1677339216 745758 99 -14.5 +9 overcast+0 0 +0

Who do you want to rescue?

<1416hp 417ma 291mv> 1677339216 745758 99 -14.5 +9 overcast+0 0 +0

Tomato utters the words, ‘aque bragh’

A mirror image of the Mage Lord Bazg wavers from existence!

Saving Taron.

Saving items.

<1416hp 417ma 291mv> 1677339216 745758 99 -14.5 +9 overcastYou skillfully parry the attack of the Mage Lord Bazg.

Your riposte viciously massacres the Mage Lord Bazg.

The Mage Lord Bazg misses you with his zap.

The Mage Lord Bazg misses you with his zap.

The Mage Lord Bazg impales himself on thorns round Dr!

The Mage Lord Bazg’s blow passes right through you with no effect!

The Mage Lord Bazg’s blow passes right through you with no effect!

The Mage Lord Bazg disengages himself, and attacks Dr!

|

rescue Dr

rescue Dr

A mirror image of the Mage Lord Bazg wavers from existence!

Dr cleaves the Mage Lord Bazg extremely hard.

Dr cleaves the Mage Lord Bazg extremely hard.

Dr cleaves the Mage Lord Bazg extremely hard.

Dr swings his weapon, accidentally cutting your head off!

You have been KILLED!!

Lie still; you are DEAD!!! :-(

<-63hp 417ma 291mv> 1677341264 745758 - -10.0 +9 overcast+2048 51 +0

Lie still; you are DEAD!!! :-(

<-63hp 417ma 291mv> 1677341264 745758 - -10.0 +9 overcast+0 0 +0

Lie still; you are DEAD!!! :-(

<-63hp 417ma 291mv> 1677341264 745758 - -10.0 +9 overcast+0 0 +0

Dr – ‘flex’

<-63hp 417ma 291mv> 1677341264 745758 - -10.0 +9 overcast+0 0 +0

The sun slowly disappears in the west.

Timer now at 60 secs.

save

You feel yourself floating upward…

<-63hp 417ma 291mv> 1677341264 745758 - -10.0 +9 overcast+0 0 +0

Lie still; you are DEAD!!! :-(

<-63hp 417ma 291mv> 1677341264 745758 - -10.0 +9 overcast+0 0 +0

Vege – ’tank linx ?’

<-63hp 417ma 291mv> 1677341264 745758 - -10.0 +9 overcast+0 0 +0

Dr – ‘RUN BOYS’

<1272hp 897ma 342mv> 2038920235 748871 - -14.5 +9 indoors+0 0 +0

Your sanctuary spell has come to a premature end! But grieve not, brave adventurer.

You start glowing brightly!

The bright white glow recedes to a pearly grey as the magical dark cloak enshrouds you.

You have been fully healed by Splork.

You report 1438/1438 hp. Change: +192. Need: 0. Spells: aegis, greater fluidity.

<1438hp 653ma 373mv> 2038920235 748871 - -14.5 +9 indoors+0 0 +0

gt gone

P.S. I’m not complaining, just highlighting an event. Thanks for the lite :)

You grouptell: ‘hanku these are nostab’

<1177hp 330ma 346mv> 10194748092 6162976 78 -14.5 +9 indoors+0 0 +0

You skillfully parry the attack of a smilodon elder.

Your riposte viciously massacres a smilodon elder.

You are viciously massacred by a smilodon elder’s bite.

A smilodon elder’s crush bounces off your heavy armor.

You deal a critical blow to one of a smilodon elder’s vital organs.

You viciously massacre a smilodon elder with your slash.

You massacre a smilodon elder to small fragments with your slash.

You massacre a smilodon elder to small fragments with your slash.

You report 1027/1326 hp. Change: -141. Need: 299. Spells: aegis, greater fluidity.

<1027hp 331ma 347mv> 10194765331 6162976 76 -14.5 +9 indoors+17239 430 +0

gt just enjoy the ride

You grouptell: ‘just enjoy the ride’

<1033hp 332ma 348mv> 10194765331 6162976 76 -14.5 +9 indoors+0 0 +0

Sochi begins to play ‘brothers in valor’ on a pine and yew lute.

<1033hp 332ma 348mv> 10194765331 6162976 76 -14.5 +9 indoors+0 0 +0

You skillfully parry the attack of a smilodon elder.

Your riposte viciously massacres a smilodon elder.

A smilodon elder’s crush bounces off your heavy armor.

You massacre a smilodon elder to small fragments with your slash.

You massacre a smilodon elder to small fragments with your slash.

You massacre a smilodon elder to small fragments with your slash.

You massacre a smilodon elder to small fragments with your slash.

A smilodon elder lashes out with his fiery whip!

You cry out in pain as a smilodon elder burns you.

<986hp 333ma 350mv> 10194781789 6162976 74 -14.5 +9 indoors+16458 411 +0

gt i warned you it’d be deadly and boring

A smilodon elder misses you with his claw.

A smilodon elder misses you with his claw.

A smilodon elder misses you with his crush.

You massacre a smilodon elder to small fragments with your slash.

You massacre a smilodon elder to small fragments with your slash.

You cut off a smilodon elder’s limb!

say Now let’s see if you have something else other than limbs!

Limb number 4844 is flying again

You viciously massacre a smilodon elder with your cleave.

You massacre a smilodon elder to small fragments with your slash.

<999hp 336ma 353mv> 10194905690 6162976 65 -14.5 +9 indoors+123901 3097 +0

You grouptell: ‘i warned you it’d be deadly and boring’

<999hp 336ma 353mv> 10194905690 6162976 65 -14.5 +9 indoors+0 0 +0

You say ‘Now let’s see if you have something else other than limbs!’

<1002hp 337ma 354mv> 10194905690 6162976 65 -14.5 +9 indoors+0 0 +0

A smilodon elder misses you with his claw.

A smilodon elder misses you with his claw.

A smilodon elder misses you with his bite.

A smilodon elder misses you with his crush.

You massacre a smilodon elder to small fragments with your slash.

You massacre a smilodon elder to small fragments with your slash.

You massacre a smilodon elder to small fragments with your slash.

You massacre a smilodon elder to small fragments with your slash.

<1011hp 339ma 356mv> 10194912946 6162976 64 -14.5 +9 indoors+7256 181 +0

bas

Sochi – ‘** Mob blindness has fallen. **’

You charge and bash into a smilodon elder.

A smilodon elder stumbles but regains his balance.

<1020hp 341ma 358mv> 10194913261 6162976 64 -14.5 +9 indoors+315 7 +0

Gorka cuts a limb off of a smilodon elder!!!!

An eerie aura emanates from Gorka’s weapon, as a smilodon elder closes its eyes momentarily!!!!!

A smilodon elder misses you with his claw.

You skillfully parry the attack of a smilodon elder.

Your riposte viciously massacres a smilodon elder.

You are viciously massacred by a smilodon elder’s crush.

You massacre a smilodon elder to small fragments with your slash.

You brutally massacre a smilodon elder with your slash.

You massacre a smilodon elder to small fragments with your slash.

You report 833/1326 hp. Change: -194. Need: 493. Spells: aegis, greater fluidity.

<833hp 342ma 359mv> 10194933565 6162976 47 -14.5 +9 indoors+20304 507 +0

Sochi utters the words, ‘aque bragh’

<833hp 342ma 359mv> 10194933565 6162976 47 -14.5 +9 indoors+0 0 +0

Crumbs utters the words, ‘candusghafahuai’

The cleansing fires of healing fill your body!

You report 1230/1326 hp. Change: +397. Need: 96. Spells: aegis, greater fluidity.

<1230hp 342ma 359mv> 10194933565 6162976 47 -14.5 +9 indoors+0 0 +0

You skillfully parry the attack of a smilodon elder.

Your riposte viciously massacres a smilodon elder.

You are viciously massacred by a smilodon elder’s claw.

A smilodon elder’s bite bounces off your heavy armor.

A smilodon elder’s crush bounces off your heavy armor.

You massacre a smilodon elder to small fragments with your slash.

You massacre a smilodon elder to small fragments with your slash.

You massacre a smilodon elder to small fragments with your slash.

You massacre a smilodon elder to small fragments with your slash.

Ellus wildly swings a curved sacrificial knife, and accidentally cuts off Hankunaku’s head!

Hankunaku is dead! R.I.P.

Sochi – ‘what an odd combo’

You report 1091/1326 hp. Change: -139. Need: 235. Spells: greater fluidity, aegis.

<1091hp 344ma 362mv> 10194940521 6162976 45 -14.5 +9 indoors+6956 173 +0

TICK IN 10 SECONDS.

save

There are 3 ticks of 5 left on Taron’s aegis!

Saving Taron.

Saving items.

<1100hp 346ma 364mv> 10194940521 6162976 45 -14.5 +9 indoors+0 0 +0

A smilodon elder misses you with his claw.

You are viciously massacred by a smilodon elder’s claw.

A smilodon elder misses you with his bite.

A smilodon elder’s crush bounces off your heavy armor.

You massacre a smilodon elder to small fragments with your slash.

You brutally massacre a smilodon elder with your slash.

You massacre a smilodon elder to small fragments with your slash.

Dr cuts a limb off of a smilodon elder!!!!

Sochi – ‘Hankunaku seems to be DEAD!’

You report 950/1326 hp. Change: -141. Need: 376. Spells: greater fluidity, aegis.

<950hp 347ma 366mv> 10194946628 6162976 29 -14.5 +9 indoors+6107 152 +0

gt see

You grouptell: ‘see’

<950hp 347ma 366mv> 10194946628 6162976 29 -14.5 +9 indoors+0 0 +0

Crumbs utters the words, ‘candusghafahuai’

The cleansing fires of healing fill your body!

You report 1326/1326 hp. Change: +376. Need: 0. Spells: greater fluidity, aegis.

<1326hp 348ma 366mv> 10194946628 6162976 29 -14.5 +9 indoors+0 0 +0

Ellus – ‘deadly’

<1326hp 348ma 367mv> 10194946628 6162976 29 -14.5 +9 indoors+0 0 +0

Sochi – ‘giggle’

<1326hp 349ma 368mv> 10194946628 6162976 29 -14.5 +9 indoors+0 0 +0

Crumbs shows his approval by clapping his small hands together.

Welcome to Lyme, Hankunaku!

Now this, is another level!

Whiff places DEATH BY CHOCOLATE in the back of an acid golem, resulting in some strange noises and

some blood!

Whiff places DEATH BY CHOCOLATE in the back of an acid golem, resulting in some strange noises, a lot

of blood, and a corpse.

An acid golem is dead! R.I.P.

You receive 42696652 experience points as your share.

You gain 8539330 experience and 8,000 gold for leadership!

You gain 15086151 bonus experience!

You gain 606 honor for leadership!

You have gained six thousand six hundred and sixty-six honor.

Total exp for kill is 215773514.

Your blood freezes as you hear an acid golem’s death cry.

Whiff gets The Full Moon Glyph from the corpse of an acid golem that’s on the ground.

Whiff gets gold coins from the corpse of an acid golem that’s on the ground.

Whiff splits 6883 coins. Your share is 1147 coins.

R,

Dr

Ker wrote: Now this, is another level!

Whiff places DEATH BY CHOCOLATE in the back of an acid golem, resulting in some strange noises and

some blood!

Whiff places DEATH BY CHOCOLATE in the back of an acid golem, resulting in some strange noises, a lot

of blood, and a corpse.

An acid golem is dead! R.I.P.

You receive 42696652 experience points as your share.

You gain 8539330 experience and 8,000 gold for leadership!

You gain 15086151 bonus experience!

You gain 606 honor for leadership!

You have gained six thousand six hundred and sixty-six honor.

Total exp for kill is 215773514.

Your blood freezes as you hear an acid golem’s death cry.

Whiff gets The Full Moon Glyph from the corpse of an acid golem that’s on the ground.

Whiff gets gold coins from the corpse of an acid golem that’s on the ground.

Whiff splits 6883 coins. Your share is 1147 coins.

R,

Dr

what i wanted to do is set surf as outlaw/rat and see if he is as good as he thinks he is and can escape everyone on the mud trying to get him :)

sadly he didn’t show until i was already gone.

also, i am not a drunkard.

<1174hp 454ma 359mv> 281297065 244968 - -14.5 -1 indoors+0 0 +0

A lava maul titan misses Stun with his hit.

A lava maul titan misses Stun with his hit.

A lava maul titan misses Stun with his claw.

A lava maul titan misses Stun with his slash.

Stun brutally massacres a lava maul titan with his cleave.

Stun brutally massacres a lava maul titan with his cleave.

Stun brutally massacres a lava maul titan with his cleave.

Stun brutally massacres a lava maul titan with his cleave.

Gorka wildly swings a curved sacrificial knife, and accidentally cuts off Stun’s head!

Stun is dead! R.I.P.

autorep on

point

parry on

gt I’m tanking, heal me <-

gt Taron is tanking now

<1178hp 456ma 361mv> 281297065 244968 - -14.5 -1 indoors+0 0 +0

A lava maul titan sees Ishara, and ATTACKS!

rescue Ishara

rescue Ishara

Ip – ‘Gorka chopped Stun’

<1178hp 456ma 361mv> 281297065 244968 - -14.5 -1 indoors+0 0 +0

Sam reports 1241/1339 hp. Change: +485. Need: 98. Spells: aegis, greater fluidity.

Sam – ‘Sam is tanking!!!! HEAL’

<1179hp 457ma 362mv> 281297065 244968 - -14.5 -1 indoors+0 0 +0

You turn your attacks toward a lava maul titan.

<1179hp 457ma 362mv> 281297065 244968 72 -14.5 -1 indoors+0 0 +0

You’re already obliterating your target!

<1179hp 457ma 362mv> 281297065 244968 72 -14.5 -1 indoorsYou’re already obliterating your target!

<1181hp 458ma 363mv> 281297065 244968 72 -14.5 -1 indoors+0 0 +0

You’re already obliterating your target!

<1181hp 458ma 363mv> 281297065 244968 72 -14.5 -1 indoors

<1181hp 458ma 363mv> 281297065 244968 72 -14.5 -1 indoors+0 0 +0

Auto_report mode is now on.

You report 1181/1328 hp. Change: +60. Need: 147. Spells: aegis, greater fluidity.

<1181hp 458ma 363mv> 281297065 244968 72 -14.5 -1 indoorsDuring combat, you must use rescue.

<1184hp 458ma 364mv> 281297065 244968 72 -14.5 -1 indoors+0 0 +0

Parry mode is now on.

<1184hp 458ma 364mv> 281297065 244968 72 -14.5 -1 indoorsYou grouptell: ‘I’m tanking, heal me <-’

<1184hp 458ma 364mv> 281297065 244968 72 -14.5 -1 indoors+0 0 +0

You grouptell: ‘Taron is tanking now’

<1184hp 458ma 364mv> 281297065 244968 72 -14.5 -1 indoorsBanzai! To the rescue…

<1186hp 459ma 365mv> 281297065 244968 72 -14.5 -1 indoors+0 0 +0

rescue ish

rescue ish

Sam reports 1248/1339 hp. Change: +7. Need: 91. Spells: aegis, greater fluidity.

But nobody is fighting her?

<1186hp 459ma 365mv> 281297065 244968 72 -14.5 -1 indoorsA lava maul titan misses you with his claw.

A lava maul titan misses you with his slash.

A lava maul titan misses you with his claw.

A lava maul titan misses you with his slash.

You massacre a lava maul titan to small fragments with your cleave.

You massacre a lava maul titan to small fragments with your cleave.

You massacre a lava maul titan to small fragments with your cleave.

Gorka wildly swings a curved sacrificial knife, and accidentally cuts off Sam’s head!

Sam is dead! R.I.P.

<1186hp 459ma 365mv> 281301759 244968 70 -14.5 -1 indoors+4694 117 +0

Ip – ‘Gorka chopped Sam’

But nobody is fighting her?

<1188hp 460ma 366mv> 281301759 244968 70 -14.5 -1 indoors+0 0 +0

But nobody is fighting her?

<1188hp 460ma 366mv> 281301759 244968 70 -14.5 -1 indoors+0 0 +0

Crumbs – ‘haha’

<1191hp 462ma 368mv> 281301759 244968 70 -14.5 -1 indoors+0 0 +0

Dr – ‘rofl’

<1193hp 463ma 369mv> 281301759 244968 70 -14.5 -1 indoors+0 0 +0

gt saaaam

You skillfully parry the attack of a lava maul titan.

You are viciously massacred by a lava maul titan’s claw.

You are viciously massacred by a lava maul titan’s slash.

You are viciously massacred by a lava maul titan’s claw.

A lava maul titan misses you with his slash.

You massacre a lava maul titan to small fragments with your cleave.

You massacre a lava maul titan to small fragments with your cleave.

You massacre a lava maul titan to small fragments with your cleave.

A lava maul titan unleashes a deadly blast of freezing cold!

A hail of ice and snow flys from a lava maul titan’s hand!

ARRGH! Your body is stiffened by an ice ray, sent by a lava maul titan.

Dr resists a great deal of the damage.

Crumbs resists a bit of damage.

Ip resists almost all of the damage.

Hankunaku resists a bit of damage.

You report 931/1328 hp. Change: -250. Need: 397. Spells: greater fluidity, aegis.

<931hp 463ma 370mv> 281305332 244968 68 -14.5 -1 indoors+3573 89 +0

You grouptell: ‘saaaam’

Crumbs utters the words, ‘candusghafahuai’

The cleansing fires of healing fill your body!

@@

You report 1301/1328 hp. Change: +370. Need: 27. Spells: aegis, greater fluidity.

<1301hp 463ma 370mv> 281305332 244968 68 -14.5 -1 indoors+0 0 +0

With a mighty effort, you shake off your exhaustion!

<1304hp 464ma 356mv> 281305332 244968 68 -14.5 -1 indoors+0 0 +0

gt gorka

You grouptell: ‘gorka’

And this is how General Gorka works with his sacrificial knife. Beware of him in chop.

You tell Dr ‘crap, assassins want me dead in mh’

<205hp 46ma 179mv> 12130275461 983056 - -12.5 +9 indoors+0 0 +0

res

You sit down and rest your tired bones.

<209hp 48ma 181mv> 12130275461 983056 - -12.5 +9 indoors+0 0 +0

The temple guard arrives from the west.

The temple guard sees you, and attacks!

The temple guard’s stab bounces off your heavy armor.

You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!

<226hp 51ma 185mv> 12130275461 983056 100 -12.5 +9 indoors+0 0 +0

You are brutally massacred by the temple guard’s stab.

You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!

The temple guard massacres you to small fragments with his pierce.

You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!

You are brutally massacred by the temple guard’s stab.

You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!

The temple guard hates your guts!

You brutally massacre the temple guard with your slash.

You brutally massacre the temple guard with your slash.

You brutally massacre the temple guard with your slash.

You’re hit in solar plexus, wow, this is breathtaking!!

You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!

You report 93/1328 hp. Change: -113. Need: 1235. Spells: aegis.

<93hp 52ma 185mv> 12130279383 983056 83 -12.5 +9 indoors+3922 98 +0

cast ‘firewind’

You weave the threads of magic masterfully!

The temple guard vanishes in a burning wind.

@@

<96hp 27ma 186mv> 12130281267 983056 63 -12.5 +9 indoors+1884 47 +0

With a mighty effort, you shake off your exhaustion!

<96hp 27ma 171mv> 12130281267 983056 63 -12.5 +9 indoors+0 0 +0

Dr tells you ‘you tuff, don’t worry!’

<99hp 28ma 172mv> 12130281267 983056 63 -12.5 +9 indoors+0 0 +0

quaf green

You get a thick green potion from a kangaroo pouch.

You fumble with the cork, but manage to quaff a thick green potion which dissolves.

@@

You feel much, much better.

You feel much, much better.

Nothing seems to happen.

You report 418/1328 hp. Change: +325. Need: 910. Spells: aegis.

<418hp 28ma 173mv> 12130293947 983056 63 -12.5 +9 indoors+12680 317 +0

Impossible to use this so soon after a successful second wind!!!

<421hp 29ma 173mv> 12130293947 983056 63 -12.5 +9 indoors+0 0 +0

The temple guard misses you with his stab.

You skillfully parry the attack of the temple guard.

Your riposte viciously massacres the temple guard.

The temple guard misses you with his stab.

You brutally massacre the temple guard with your slash.

You brutally massacre the temple guard with your slash.

You brutally massacre the temple guard with your slash.

The temple guard wipes his boots in your face.

<413hp 30ma 174mv> 12130304334 983056 34 -12.5 +9 indoors+10387 259 +0

cast ‘firewind’

<422hp 31ma 176mv> 12130304334 983056 34 -12.5 +9 indoors+0 0 +0

Ok.

The temple guard vanishes in a burning wind.

@@

<422hp 6ma 176mv> 12130310179 983056 14 -12.5 +9 indoors+5845 146 +0

With a mighty effort, you shake off your exhaustion!

<425hp 7ma 162mv> 12130310179 983056 14 -12.5 +9 indoors+0 0 +0

You skillfully parry the attack of the temple guard.

The temple guard misses you with his pierce.

You are brutally massacred by the temple guard’s stab.

You brutally massacre the temple guard with your slash.

You brutally massacre the temple guard with your slash.

You brutally massacre the temple guard with your slash.

The temple guard is dead! R.I.P.

You gain 704153 bonus experience!

Total exp for kill is 1137419.

Stun leaves north.

Wooden Doors

Exits: East South West

Stun Dragonsworn is standing here.(Brilliant Blue Aura)

Stun glows with a very faint light!

Stun has a steady violet aura.

A white mouse wiggles her nose and whiskers.

(Faint Blue Aura) A dormouse in the livery of his royal house greets you.

The school janitor prowls the halls, looking for messes to clean.

Odin walks through the door with an obvious sense of relief.

Suna walks through the door with an obvious sense of relief.

Gorka walks through the door with an obvious sense of relief.

A dormouse sees Ip, and ATTACKS!

A dormouse misses Ip with his hit.

Dingo walks through the door with an obvious sense of relief.

Ellus walks through the door with an obvious sense of relief.

<1311hp 403ma 401mv> 24251871117 1171293 - -10.9 +2 overcast+0 0 +0

group

The ‘improved haste’ spell on you is about to wear off.

<1313hp 404ma 401mv> 24251871117 1171293 - -10.9 +2 overcast+0 0 +0

Stun heroically rescues Ip.

assist Stun

<1313hp 404ma 401mv> 24251871117 1171293 - -10.9 +2 overcastStun reports 1234/1581 hp. Change: +110. Need: 347. Spells: aegis, greater fluidity.

Group ‘Taron’s Distinguished Corps’ is led by Taron and consists of:

(Ldr/Ft) Taron [Wa:8.39 1313hp 404ma 401mv] tomb jade/eye agate

(Point) Stun [Wa:9.40 1234hp 571ma 423mv] B.Onyx | Jet | 2458

(Front) Arya [Wa:4.35 1333hp 195ma 373mv] Emerald|Ruby

(Front) Dingo [Mo:2.39 840hp 549ma 232mv] SB Pearl | Tourm

(Front) Ip [Mo:9.40 1180hp 576ma 413mv] Avent | V Garnet

(Front) Gorka [Wa:0.39 1019hp 186ma 335mv] amethyst/csapphire roberts hat

                 Ellus [Cl:0.39  758hp 492ma 215mv] GYT|Azurite                   

                    Dr [Dr:9.40 1055hp 1116ma 322mv] Sruby. Rhodo                  

                  Suna [Dr:8.29  878hp 976ma 398mv] gy topaz                      

               Ezekiel [Ma:8.19  854hp 390ma 362mv] ---

                 Norks [Cl:8.31 1071hp 835ma 342mv] tourma, sapphire              

                  Odin [Wa:0.20  545hp 123ma 301mv] jacinth                       

<1313hp 404ma 401mv> 24251871117 1171293 - -10.9 +2 overcast+0 0 +0

You sing another verse of ’echolocation’.

A dormouse hates your guts!

You didn’t utter the warcry! That wasn’t very sporting…

You brutally massacre a dormouse with your cleave.

<1315hp 400ma 401mv> 24251872106 1171293 71 -10.9 +2 overcast+989 24 +0

Ellus drinks from a sapphire qwevri.

<1315hp 400ma 401mv> 24251872106 1171293 60 -10.9 +2 overcast+0 0 +0

Dr begins to sing ’echolocation’.

<1317hp 401ma 401mv> 24251872106 1171293 50 -10.9 +2 overcast+0 0 +0

As you swing your weapon, it slips and slices through Dingo’s neck!

Dingo is mortally wounded, and will die soon, if not aided.

A dormouse misses Stun with his hit.

A dormouse misses Stun with his hit.

You massacre a dormouse to small fragments with your cleave.

A dormouse panics, and attempts to flee.

A dormouse leaves east.

<1317hp 401ma 401mv> 24251935301 1171293 - -10.9 +2 overcast+63195 1579 +0

cast ‘firewind’

Stun reports 1081/1581 hp. Change: -153. Need: 500. Spells: aegis, greater fluidity.

<1317hp 401ma 401mv> 24251935301 1171293 - -10.9 +2 overcast+0 0 +0

Dr stops singing.

Dr utters the words, ‘judicandus nose’

<1322hp 403ma 399mv> 24251935301 1171293 - -10.9 +2 overcast+0 0 +0

Who should the spell be cast upon?

<1323hp 403ma 398mv> 24251935301 1171293 - -10.9 +2 overcast+0 0 +0

Ip – ‘Taron chopped Dingo’

Your blood freezes as you hear the soul drinker’s death cry.

A lone thunderclap rumbles past as a shiny GEM emerges from the void!!!

get gem

Sam gets a Fire Opal from the corpse of the soul drinker that’s on the ground.

You get gold coins from the corpse of the soul drinker that’s on the ground.

There were 20771 coins.

5192 g/sec

You split 20771 coins. You keep 2599 coins.

<1192hp 520ma 375mv> 33289550626 795239 - -9.2 +10 indoors+4637435 115935 +2599

You do not see a gem here.

<1193hp 521ma 376mv> 33289550626 795239 - -9.2 +10 indoors+0 0 +0

Stun – ’target –’

<1196hp 522ma 378mv> 33289550626 795239 - -9.2 +10 indoors+0 0 +0

Stun – ’nice’

<1197hp 523ma 379mv> 33289550626 795239 - -9.2 +10 indoors+0 0 +0

You sing another verse of ‘gods of war’.

<1200hp 516ma 380mv> 33289550626 795239 - -9.2 +10 indoors+0 0 +0

gt gorka’s

Suna utters the words, ‘candusgugh xzbg’

Suna’s body briefly glows with an iridescent sheen.

<1201hp 517ma 381mv> 33289550626 795239 - -9.2 +10 indoors+0 0 +0

You grouptell: ‘gorka’s’

<1201hp 517ma 381mv> 33289550626 795239 - -9.2 +10 indoors+0 0 +0

Gorka shivers uncomfortably.

<1203hp 517ma 382mv> 33289550626 795239 - -9.2 +10 indoors+0 0 +0

group

Group ’exp’ is led by Sam and consists of:

(Ldr/Ft) Sam [Wa:5.33 1236hp 574ma 336mv] jacinth/jet

(Point) Stun [Wa:9.40 1441hp 358ma 452mv] B.Onyx | Jet | 7079

(Front) Taron [Wa:8.39 1204hp 518ma 383mv] eye agate/tomb jade

                    Dr [Dr:9.40 1055hp 1322ma 293mv] SRuby.GYT                     

                  Suna [Dr:8.30  949hp 474ma 405mv] ---

                    Ip [Mo:9.40 1190hp 654ma 407mv] ---

                 Gorka [Wa:1.39 1064hp 315ma 271mv] amethyst/csapphire            

                 Risky [Th:4.39 1018hp 436ma 482mv] ---

<1204hp 518ma 383mv> 33289550626 795239 - -9.2 +10 indoors+0 0 +0

<1204hp 518ma 383mv> 33289550626 795239 - -9.2 +10 indoors+0 0 +0

Dr – ‘defintely gorka’s’

<1208hp 520ma 386mv> 33289550626 795239 - -9.2 +10 indoors+0 0 +0

<1209hp 523ma 389mv> 33289550626 795239 - -9.2 +10 indoors+0 0 +0

gt got wheel sam?

You grouptell: ‘got wheel sam?’

<1209hp 524ma 391mv> 33289550626 795239 - -9.2 +10 indoors+0 0 +0

Dr – ‘don’t bother wheeling’

<1209hp 520ma 395mv> 33289550626 795239 - -9.2 +10 indoors+0 0 +0

nod

You nod solemnly.

<1209hp 522ma 370mv> 33289550626 795239 - -9.2 +10 indoors+0 0 +0

Stun stops singing.

Stun utters the words, ‘darkness’

A cloud of inky darkness envelops Stun.

<1209hp 523ma 371mv> 33289550626 795239 - -9.2 +10 indoors+0 0 +0

Sam gets a wheel of opportunity from a golden sack.

Ok.

<1209hp 523ma 372mv> 33289550626 795239 - -9.2 +10 indoors+0 0 +0

Dr says ‘spin low’

<1209hp 523ma 372mv> 33289550626 795239 - -9.2 +10 indoors+0 0 +0

Sam spins the wheel of opportunity.

For Sam the wheel of opportunity spins 384.

For Risky the wheel of opportunity spins 313.

For Gorka the wheel of opportunity spins 446.

For Ip the wheel of opportunity spins 346.

For Suna the wheel of opportunity spins 139.

For Stun the wheel of opportunity spins 283.

For Dr the wheel of opportunity spins 260.

For Taron the wheel of opportunity spins 117.

The winner is Gorka with 446.

<1209hp 524ma 373mv> 33289550626 795239 - -9.2 +10 indoors+0 0 +0

Dr falls down laughing.

<1209hp 526ma 375mv> 33289550626 795239 - -9.2 +10 indoors+0 0 +0

Dr falls down laughing.

<1209hp 527ma 376mv> 33289550626 795239 - -9.2 +10 indoors+0 0 +0

Sam gives a Fire Opal to Gorka.

<1209hp 527ma 376mv> 33289550626 795239 - -9.2 +10 indoors+0 0 +0

Gorka – ‘haha’

P.S. All your thief gems are belong to Gorka. G.O.R.k.A.!

P.P.S. Testing: Apple, Starbucks, Google, Papa Johns pizza, New York laundry, Boston dog walking.

WTT

You get a Fire Opal from Cloak of Shadows.

You get a Fire Opal from Cloak of Shadows.

You get a Amber from Cloak of Shadows.

You get a Opal from Cloak of Shadows.

You get a Jade from Cloak of Shadows.

:roll:

didn’t think anyone knew about / used “spin low”

Warriors being monks, Druids being monks, Bards being monks, we found a Cleric being a Warrior!


Norks utters the words, ‘azfuar gzfzaih’

A fresh aerial servant of Norks descends from the sky relieving its comrade.

1065/1065hp(+92) 1306/1335ma(+139) 208mv(+54)>(-3) [AC: -0.2] [Saurian Frontier]

[EXP] :2,083,435,841 | [COINS] : 682,056 [storm] [+15 | +10] [MOB] :- [TIME] : 7 AM

You grouptell: ‘warcry us Norks’

1065/1065hp(+92) 1308/1335ma(+139) 209mv(+54)>(-3) [AC: -0.2] [Saurian Frontier]

[EXP] :2,083,435,841 | [COINS] : 682,056 [storm] [+15 | +10] [MOB] :- [TIME] : 7 AM

Vege – ’target anky'

1065/1065hp(+92) 1310/1335ma(+139) 210mv(+54)>(-3) [AC: -0.2] [Saurian Frontier]

[EXP] :2,083,435,841 | [COINS] : 682,056 [storm] [+15 | +10] [MOB] :- [TIME] : 7 AM

Hildr the valkyrie leaves with him.

You follow Vege.

The Abandoned Nest

Exits: South West Down

You see Suna, Norks (with Hildr the valkyrie), Sam, Vege, and Stun here.

1065/1065hp(+92) 1310/1335ma(+139) 208mv(+54)>(-3) [AC: -0.2] [Saurian Frontier]

[EXP] :2,083,435,841 | [COINS] : 682,056 [storm] [+15 | +10] [MOB] :- [TIME] : 7 AM

#Ok. $target is now set to {anky}.

Stun – ’target anky'

1065/1065hp(+92) 1310/1335ma(+139) 208mv(+54)>(-3) [AC: -0.2] [Saurian Frontier]

[EXP] :2,083,435,841 | [COINS] : 682,056 [storm] [+15 | +10] [MOB] :- [TIME] : 7 AM

Sam utters the words, ‘ofzahzf yrjueuhl’

Sam’s body mass slowly changes from solid to gelatinous.

1065/1065hp(+92) 1310/1335ma(+139) 208mv(+54)>(-3) [AC: -0.2] [Saurian Frontier]

[EXP] :2,083,435,841 | [COINS] : 682,056 [storm] [+15 | +10] [MOB] :- [TIME] : 7 AM

Hildr the valkyrie leaves with him.

You follow Vege.

At The Edge Of The Water

Exits: East West Down

You see Suna, Norks (with Hildr the valkyrie), Sam, Vege, and Stun here.

You also see Coelophysis and ankylosaurus here.

1065/1065hp(+92) 1313/1335ma(+139) 207mv(+54)>(-3) [AC: -0.2] [Saurian Frontier]

[EXP] :2,083,435,841 | [COINS] : 682,056 [storm] [+15 | +10] [MOB] :- [TIME] : 7 AM

Norks moves to the point position.

1065/1065hp(+92) 1317/1335ma(+139) 209mv(+54)>(-3) [AC: -0.2] [Saurian Frontier]

[EXP] :2,083,435,841 | [COINS] : 682,056 [storm] [+15 | +10] [MOB] :- [TIME] : 7 AM

Norks yells ‘TALLY HO!!’

1065/1065hp(+92) 1320/1335ma(+139) 209mv(+54)>(-3) [AC: -0.2] [Saurian Frontier]

[EXP] :2,083,435,841 | [COINS] : 682,056 [storm] [+15 | +10] [MOB] :- [TIME] : 7 AM

Suna joins in the war-cry!

Stun joins in the war-cry!

1065/1065hp(+92) 1320/1335ma(+139) 209mv(+54)>(-3) [AC: -0.2] [Saurian Frontier]

[EXP] :2,083,435,841 | [COINS] : 682,056 [storm] [+15 | +10] [MOB] :- [TIME] : 7 AM

Sam joins in the war-cry!

You join in the war-cry!

1065/1065hp(+92) 1320/1335ma(+139) 209mv(+54)>(-3) [AC: -0.2] [Saurian Frontier]

[EXP] :2,083,435,841 | [COINS] : 682,056 [storm] [+15 | +10] [MOB] :- [TIME] : 7 AM

Sam utters the words, ‘oculoinfra uizuguburuhl’

1065/1065hp(+92) 1322/1335ma(+139) 210mv(+54)>(-3) [AC: -0.2] [Saurian Frontier]

[EXP] :2,083,435,841 | [COINS] : 682,056 [storm] [+15 | +10] [MOB] :- [TIME] : 7 AM

Vege looks at ankylosaurus.

Stun – ’tally ho!'

1065/1065hp(+92) 1329/1335ma(+139) 213mv(+54)>(-3) [AC: -0.2] [Saurian Frontier]

[EXP] :2,083,435,841 | [COINS] : 682,056 [storm] [+15 | +10] [MOB] :- [TIME] : 7 AM

Norks utters the words, ‘uqz grul’

Ankylosaurus screams in pain from the cold!

A cold blue ray sent by Norks strikes ankylosaurus, stiffening his body.

1065/1065hp(+92) 1333/1335ma(+139) 215mv(+54)>(-3) [AC: -0.2] [Saurian Frontier]

[EXP] :2,083,435,841 | [COINS] : 682,056 [storm] [+15 | +10] [MOB] :- [TIME] : 7 AM

Suna utters the words, ‘ice ray’

Ankylosaurus screams in pain from the cold!

Vege utters the words, ‘uqz grul’

Ankylosaurus screams in pain from the cold!

1065/1065hp(+92) 1335/1335ma(+139) 217mv(+54)>(-3) [AC: -0.2] [Saurian Frontier]

[EXP] :2,083,435,841 | [COINS] : 682,056 [storm] [+15 | +10] [MOB] :- [TIME] : 7 AM

gt tally ho!

it

You grouptell: ’tally ho!'

1065/1065hp(+92) 1335/1335ma(+139) 218mv(+54)>(-3) [AC: -0.2] [Saurian Frontier]

[EXP] :2,083,435,841 | [COINS] : 682,056 [storm] [+15 | +10] [MOB] :- [TIME] : 7 AM

Norks massacres ankylosaurus to small fragments with his hit.

Norks’s aerial servant valiantly stands in front of a blow.

Norks’s aerial servant valiantly stands in front of a blow.

Ankylosaurus looks shocked as he cuts himself on Norks’s petrified armor!

Norks’s aerial servant valiantly stands in front of a blow.

Ankylosaurus looks shocked as he cuts himself on Norks’s petrified armor!

Norks’s aerial servant valiantly stands in front of a blow.

Norks’s aerial servant valiantly stands in front of a blow.

Norks massacres ankylosaurus to small fragments with his hit.

Norks delivers a critical blow to one of ankylosaurus’s vital organs.

Norks brutally massacres ankylosaurus with his hit.

You feel a sudden rush of excitement!

You are CRUSHED as ankylosaurus pounds you with his tail!!

Norks utters the words, ‘uqz grul’

Ankylosaurus screams in pain from the cold!

A cold blue ray sent by Norks strikes ankylosaurus, stiffening his body.

With a mighty effort, Vege shakes off his exhaustion!

Vege utters the words, ‘uqz grul’

Ankylosaurus screams in pain from the cold!

Ok.

Ankylosaurus hates your guts!

Ankylosaurus screams in pain from the cold!

Your ice ray quick freezes ankylosaurus.

1007/1065hp(+118) 1320/1335ma(+139) 218mv(+54)>(-3) [AC: -0.2] [Saurian Frontier]

[EXP] :2,083,445,651 | [COINS] : 682,056 [storm] [+15 | +10] [MOB] :65 [TIME] : 7 AM

Sam utters the words, ‘uqz grul’

Ankylosaurus screams in pain from the cold!

1007/1065hp(+118) 1320/1335ma(+139) 218mv(+54)>(-3) [AC: -0.2] [Saurian Frontier]

[EXP] :2,083,445,651 | [COINS] : 682,056 [storm] [+15 | +10] [MOB] :61 [TIME] : 7 AM

Stun – ’the famous tally ho!!'

1009/1065hp(+118) 1323/1335ma(+139) 218mv(+54)>(-3) [AC: -0.2] [Saurian Frontier]

[EXP] :2,083,445,651 | [COINS] : 682,056 [storm] [+15 | +10] [MOB] :61 [TIME] : 7 AM

it

Suna utters the words, ‘ice ray’

Ankylosaurus screams in pain from the cold!

1011/1065hp(+118) 1325/1335ma(+139) 219mv(+54)>(-3) [AC: -0.2] [Saurian Frontier]

[EXP] :2,083,445,651 | [COINS] : 682,056 [storm] [+15 | +10] [MOB] :57 [TIME] : 7 AM

it

it

With a mighty yell, Hildr the valkyrie charges into battle!

Stun utters the words, ‘uqz grul’

Ankylosaurus screams in pain from the cold!

1011/1065hp(+118) 1325/1335ma(+139) 219mv(+54)>(-3) [AC: -0.2] [Saurian Frontier]

[EXP] :2,083,445,651 | [COINS] : 682,056 [storm] [+15 | +10] [MOB] :52 [TIME] : 7 AM

it

Norks utters the words, ‘uqz grul’

Ankylosaurus screams in pain from the cold!

A cold blue ray sent by Norks strikes ankylosaurus, stiffening his body.

Vege utters the words, ‘uqz grul’

Ankylosaurus screams in pain from the cold!

Ok.

Ankylosaurus screams in pain from the cold!

Your ice ray quick freezes ankylosaurus.

1013/1065hp(+118) 1312/1335ma(+139) 220mv(+54)>(-3) [AC: -0.2] [Saurian Frontier]

[EXP] :2,083,509,671 | [COINS] : 682,056 [storm] [+15 | +10] [MOB] :40 [TIME] : 7 AM

Sam utters the words, ‘uqz grul’

Ankylosaurus screams in pain from the cold!

1013/1065hp(+118) 1312/1335ma(+139) 220mv(+54)>(-3) [AC: -0.2] [Saurian Frontier]

[EXP] :2,083,509,671 | [COINS] : 682,056 [storm] [+15 | +10] [MOB] :37 [TIME] : 7 AM

Norks hits ankylosaurus extremely hard.

A fireball flies from Suna’s weapon and lands on ankylosaurus!

You massacre ankylosaurus to small fragments with your pound.

Norks’s aerial servant valiantly falls under a mighty blow.

Ankylosaurus brutally massacres Norks with his claw.

Ankylosaurus viciously massacres Norks with his claw.

Ankylosaurus viciously massacres Norks with his claw.

Ankylosaurus viciously massacres Norks with his bite.

Ankylosaurus viciously massacres Norks with his crush.

Norks hits ankylosaurus extremely hard.

Norks massacres ankylosaurus to small fragments with his hit.

You miss ankylosaurus with your pound.

You pound ankylosaurus extremely hard.

You miss ankylosaurus with your pound.

Hildr the valkyrie bangs her spear on the ground three times.

Divine light shines down from the heavens!

You feel better!

Norks is healed!

Sam is CRUSHED as ankylosaurus pounds him!!

Suna utters the words, ‘ice ray’

Ankylosaurus screams in pain from the cold!

1065/1065hp(+118) 1317/1335ma(+139) 222mv(+54)>(-3) [AC: -0.2] [Saurian Frontier]

[EXP] :2,083,511,972 | [COINS] : 682,056 [storm] [+15 | +10] [MOB] :29 [TIME] : 7 AM

Norks utters the words, ‘uqz grul’

Ankylosaurus screams in pain from the cold!

A cold blue ray sent by Norks strikes ankylosaurus, stiffening his body.

Vege utters the words, ‘uqz grul’

Ankylosaurus screams in pain from the cold!

Ok.

Ankylosaurus screams in pain from the cold!

Your ice ray quick freezes ankylosaurus.

1065/1065hp(+118) 1304/1335ma(+139) 223mv(+54)>(-3) [AC: -0.2] [Saurian Frontier]

[EXP] :2,083,567,508 | [COINS] : 682,056 [storm] [+15 | +10] [MOB] :11 [TIME] : 7 AM

Sam utters the words, ‘uqz grul’

Ankylosaurus screams in pain from the cold!

1065/1065hp(+118) 1304/1335ma(+139) 223mv(+54)>(-3) [AC: -0.2] [Saurian Frontier]

[EXP] :2,083,567,508 | [COINS] : 682,056 [storm] [+15 | +10] [MOB] :7 [TIME] : 7 AM

Stun utters the words, ‘hpjioculof qras’

1065/1065hp(+92) 1307/1335ma(+139) 224mv(+54)>(-3) [AC: -0.2] [Saurian Frontier]

[EXP] :2,083,567,508 | [COINS] : 682,056 [storm] [+15 | +10] [MOB] :7 [TIME] : 7 AM

Suna utters the words, ‘ice ray’

Ankylosaurus screams in pain from the cold!

1065/1065hp(+92) 1309/1335ma(+139) 225mv(+54)>(-3) [AC: -0.2] [Saurian Frontier]

[EXP] :2,083,567,508 | [COINS] : 682,056 [storm] [+15 | +10] [MOB] :3 [TIME] : 7 AM

With a mighty effort, Stun shakes off his exhaustion!

1065/1065hp(+118) 1309/1335ma(+139) 225mv(+54)>(-3) [AC: -0.2] [Saurian Frontier]

[EXP] :2,083,567,508 | [COINS] : 682,056 [storm] [+15 | +10] [MOB] :3 [TIME] : 7 AM

Norks misses ankylosaurus with his hit.

You massacre ankylosaurus to small fragments with your pound.

Ankylosaurus viciously massacres Norks with his claw.

Ankylosaurus viciously massacres Norks with his claw.

Ankylosaurus viciously massacres Norks with his claw.

Ankylosaurus looks shocked as he cuts himself on Norks’s petrified armor!

Ankylosaurus viciously massacres Norks with his claw.

Norks is dead! R.I.P.

Ankylosaurus misses Sam with his bite.

Ankylosaurus viciously massacres Sam with his crush.

Sam brutally massacres ankylosaurus with his slash.

Sam misses ankylosaurus with his slash.

Sam brutally massacres ankylosaurus with his slash.

You miss ankylosaurus with your pound.

You miss ankylosaurus with your pound.

Your weapon sizzles and ejects a glowing fireball!

You massacre ankylosaurus to small fragments with your pound.

Hildr the valkyrie bangs her spear on the ground three times.

Divine light shines down from the heavens!

Sam is healed!

Ok.

Ankylosaurus screams in pain from the cold!

Your ice ray freezes ankylosaurus into a solid block.

Ankylosaurus is dead! R.I.P.

You receive 8540426 experience points as your share.

You gain 3017617 bonus experience!

Total exp for kill is 45812736.

Your blood freezes as you hear ankylosaurus’s death cry.

Vege gets gold coins from the corpse of ankylosaurus that’s on the ground.

Vege splits 9607 coins. Your share is 1601 coins.

Vege gets the ankylosaurus tail from the corpse of ankylosaurus that’s on the ground.

Vege gets an ash covered parchment from the corpse of ankylosaurus that’s on the ground.

1065/1065hp(+92) 1296/1335ma(+139) 226mv(+54)>(-3) [AC: -0.2] [Saurian Frontier]

[EXP] :2,095,172,292 | [COINS] : 683,657 [storm] [+15 | +10] [MOB] :- [TIME] : 7 AM

Sam reports 1309/1309 hp. Change: +25. Need: 0. Spells: aegis, greater fluidity.

1065/1065hp(+92) 1301/1335ma(+139) 227mv(+54)>(-3) [AC: -0.2] [Saurian Frontier]

[EXP] :2,095,172,292 | [COINS] : 683,657 [storm] [+15 | +10] [MOB] :- [TIME] : 7 AM

Sam – ‘Sam is tanking!!!! HEAL’

1065/1065hp(+92) 1301/1335ma(+139) 227mv(+54)>(-3) [AC: -0.2] [Saurian Frontier]

[EXP] :2,095,172,292 | [COINS] : 683,657 [storm] [+15 | +10] [MOB] :- [TIME] : 7 AM

#Ok. $target is now set to {–}.

Sam yells ‘GOODBYE BLUE SKY!’

1065/1065hp(+92) 1303/1335ma(+139) 228mv(+54)>(-3) [AC: -0.2] [Saurian Frontier]

[EXP] :2,095,172,292 | [COINS] : 683,657 [storm] [+15 | +10] [MOB] :- [TIME] : 7 AM

Stun – ’target –'

1065/1065hp(+92) 1303/1335ma(+139) 228mv(+54)>(-3) [AC: -0.2] [Saurian Frontier]

[EXP] :2,095,172,292 | [COINS] : 683,657 [storm] [+15 | +10] [MOB] :- [TIME] : 7 AM

Suna joins in the war-cry!

You begin to stalk.

1065/1065hp(+92) 1303/1335ma(+139) 228mv(+54)>(-3) [AC: -0.2] [Saurian Frontier]

[EXP] :2,095,172,292 | [COINS] : 683,657 [storm] [+15 | +10] [MOB] :- [TIME] : 7 AM

Saving Dr.

Saving items.

1065/1065hp(+92) 1303/1335ma(+139) 228mv(+54)>(-3) [AC: -0.2] [Saurian Frontier]

[EXP] :2,095,172,292 | [COINS] : 683,657 [storm] [+15 | +10] [MOB] :- [TIME] : 7 AM

Coelophysis chews on the dead body of Norks.

Norks begins to convulse wildly, then abruptly is still.

Your blood freezes as you hear Norks’s death cry.

Norks stops following Vege.

Hildr the valkyrie stops following Norks.

Coelophysis gets a bracer of emerald flame from inside the corpse of Norks.

You follow Vege.

Passing Through The Trees

Exits: North West

You see Suna, Sam, Vege, and Stun here.

1065/1065hp(+92) 1319/1335ma(+139) 227mv(+54)>(-3) [AC: -0.2] [Saurian Frontier]

[EXP] :2,095,172,292 | [COINS] : 683,657 [storm] [+15 | +10] [MOB] :- [TIME] : 7 AM

You follow Vege.

The Thinning Treeline

Exits: North South

You see Suna, Sam, Vege, and Stun here.

1065/1065hp(+92) 1319/1335ma(+139) 225mv(+54)>(-3) [AC: -0.2] [Saurian Frontier]

[EXP] :2,095,172,292 | [COINS] : 683,657 [storm] [+15 | +10] [MOB] :- [TIME] : 7 AM

You follow Vege.

Bottom Of The Rockslide

Exits: North East South

You see Suna, Sam, Vege, and Stun here.

Norks[Clan:Dragonsworn]> ‘Norks just logged on in The Island.’

You follow Vege.

The Splintered, Fallen Trees

Exits: South West

You see Suna, Sam, Vege, and Stun here.

Norks[Clan:Dragonsworn]> ‘oops’

Gorka – ‘sense a gem…’

<1079hp 410ma 321mv> 45822985598 1695635 11 -14.6 -7 indoors+0 0 +0

gt i dont even think they worked, when I made the choice

You skillfully parry the attack of a valpurgeist.

Your riposte viciously massacres a valpurgeist.

You are brutally massacred by a valpurgeist’s claw.

A valpurgeist’s claw bounces off your heavy armor.

A valpurgeist misses you with his claw.

A valpurgeist misses you with his claw.

You are viciously massacred by a valpurgeist’s bite.

You brutally massacre a valpurgeist with your slash.

You brutally massacre a valpurgeist with your slash.

You brutally massacre a valpurgeist with your slash.

You brutally massacre a valpurgeist with your slash.

A valpurgeist cries out in anguish and attacks with renewed fury.

You report 930/1355 hp. Change: -143. Need: 425. Spells: aegis, greater fluidity.

<930hp 410ma 322mv> 45823003645 1695635 0 -14.6 -7 indoors+18047 451 +0

You grouptell: ‘i dont even think they worked, when I made the choice’

<930hp 410ma 322mv> 45823003645 1695635 0 -14.6 -7 indoors+0 0 +0

deathblow

You brutally gut a valpurgeist!

A valpurgeist looks down in terror as his curdled blood pours to the ground!

A valpurgeist is dead! R.I.P.

You receive 9856783 experience points as your share.

warcry LET’S ROCK!

rem valor

wield bolt

You gain 1478517 experience for being on point!

You gain 5917264 bonus experience!

Total exp for kill is 45460506.

warcry LET’S ROCK!

Your blood freezes as you hear a valpurgeist’s death cry.

A lone thunderclap rumbles past as a shiny GEM emerges from the void!!!

get gem

Knubberub gets a polished silver spellbook from the corpse of a valpurgeist that’s on the ground.

Knubberub gets a Lapus Lazuli from the corpse of a valpurgeist that’s on the ground.

Knubberub gets gold coins from the corpse of a valpurgeist that’s on the ground.

Knubberub splits 6156 coins. Your share is 1026 coins.

<934hp 412ma 273mv> 45839908918 1696661 - -14.6 -5 indoors+16905273 422631 +1026

You yell ‘LET’S ROCK!’

<935hp 413ma 274mv> 45839908918 1696661 - -14.6 -5 indoors+0 0 +0

You stop using Brilliant Sword of Valor.

<937hp 414ma 275mv> 45839908918 1696661 - -14.6 -5 indoors+0 0 +0

Knubberub joins in the war-cry!

Sochi joins in the war-cry!

You wield a thunderbolt.

<937hp 414ma 275mv> 45839908918 1696661 - -14.6 -5 indoorsYour last warcry hasn’t even stopped echoing yet!

<937hp 414ma 275mv> 45839908918 1696661 - -14.6 -5 indoors+0 0 +0

You do not see a gem here.

Dr joins in the war-cry!

Gorka joins in the war-cry!

<937hp 414ma 275mv> 45839908918 1696661 - -14.6 -5 indoors+0 0 +0

cackle

Knubberub pats Gorka on the back.

You cackle gleefully.

<941hp 416ma 277mv> 45839908918 1696661 - -14.6 -5 indoors+0 0 +0

Sochi pats Gorka on the back.

You can taste the impending victory!

A gargoyle makes a strange sound, as you place a thunderbolt in its back.

@@

A gargoyle makes a strange sound, as you place a thunderbolt in its back.

@@

A gargoyle makes a strange sound, as you place a thunderbolt in its back.

@@

Your brutal backstab causes a gargoyle to writhe in agony, opening up its defenses!

@@

You report 744/1223 hp. Change: +142. Need: 479. Spells: aegis.

<744hp 116ma 163mv> 54017881033 521910 31 -7.9 +5 indoors+45308 1132 +0

With a mighty effort, you shake off your exhaustion!

With a mighty effort, you shake off your exhaustion!

With a mighty effort, you shake off your exhaustion!

With a mighty effort, you shake off your exhaustion!

You stop using a thunderbolt.

<746hp 116ma 104mv>

Dunno if its the simplest/most elegant solution, but I made a 5 second cooldown timer and made the secondWind function checkit before executing, so then in scripts I can just use secondWind() wherever and not worry about that.

For backstabs I add variable checks, if the event to fire has already occured since the stab, so the web gets thrown on the first seen backstab/whiff, and so does second wind now. It works fine and I don’t need timers (not that my old Zmud is good with them, anyway).

Also, 5 seconds seems like a lot, isn’t the round 3 seconds?

The 5 seconds is to account for lag and the finite amount of movement points.

This is on Kung and to give an example, I have a script that throws out doublestrikes or doublebroadsides if I have the moves for it. So yeah with 5 second cooldown he doesn’t get one out every round, but then he wouldn’t have the moves to do that anyway.

Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age?

Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old.

Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?

Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.

Defense Attorney: Did you know him?

Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly.

Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down?

Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh.

Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?

Little Old Lady: No, I didn’t stop him.

Defense Attorney: Why not?

Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago.

Defense Attorney: What happened next?

Little Old Lady: He began to rub my breasts.

Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?

Little Old Lady: No, I did not stop him.

Defense Attorney: Why not?

Little Old Lady: His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven’t felt that good in years!

Defense Attorney: What happened next?

Little Old Lady: Well, by then, I was feeling so “spicy” that I just laid down and told him “Take me, young man. Take me now!”

Defense Attorney: Did he take you?

Little Old Lady: Hell, no! He just yelled, “April Fools!” And that’s when I shot him, the little bastard.

A priest and a nun were lost in a blizzard. After a while, they came upon a small cabin. Being exhausted, they prepared to go to sleep. There was a stack of blankets and a sleeping bag on the floor – but only one bed.

Being a gentleman, the priest said, “Sister, you sleep on the bed. I’ll sleep on the floor in the sleeping bag.”

Just as he got zipped up in the bag and was beginning to fall asleep, the nun said “Father, I’m cold.”

He unzipped the sleeping bag, got up, got a blanket and put it on her.

Once again, he got into the sleeping bag, zipped it up and started to drift off to sleep when the nun once again said, “Father, I’m still very cold.”

He unzipped the bag, got up again, put another blanket on her and got into the sleeping bag once again. Just as his eyes closed, she said, “Father, I’m sooooo cold.”

This time, he remained there, giving the woman a wink and a smile, then said, “Sister, I have an idea. We’re out here in the wilderness where no one will ever know what happened. Let’s pretend we’re married.”

The nun purred, “Sounds good to me.”

To which the priest yelled out, “Okay then – get up and get your own stupid blanket!”

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks for their orders.

The man says, “A hamburger, fries, and a coke,” and turns to the ostrich, “What’s yours?” “I’ll have the same,” says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress returns with the order. “That will be $9.40 please,” and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment.

The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, “A hamburger, fries, and a coke.” The ostrich says, “I’ll have the same.” Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.

This becomes routine until, the two enter again. “The usual?” asks the waitress.”No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato, and salad, says he man “Same,” says the ostrich.

Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, “That will be $32.62.” Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table. The waitress can’t hold back her curiosity any longer. “Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change out of your pocket every time?”

“Well,” says the man, “several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there.”

“That’s brilliant!” says the waitress… “Most people would wish for a million dollars or something, but you’ll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!”

“That’s right. Whether it’s a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there,” says the man. The waitress asks, “But, sir, what’s with the ostrich?”

The man sighs, pauses, and answers, “My second wish was for a tall chick with long legs who agrees with everything I say.”

replace the word mellinial with ‘jb’ and it works for sloth!!!

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lol

Curate picks up a petrified branch.

<1344hp 255ma 372mv> 100055175052 4944055 - -15.6 +9 overcast+0 0 +0

Knubberub – ’target fire’

warcry LET’S ROCK!

cast ‘damn’ fire

<1347hp 256ma 372mv> 100055175052 4944055 - -15.6 +9 overcast+0 0 +0

You warily lead the way ahead of Knubberub.

rescue Rayne

cast ‘damn’ fire

A Melted Cavern

Exits: North South

(Faint Red Aura) A fire maul titan searches the land for intruders.

Miyamoto the eudaemon arrives from the south.

Knubberub arrives from the south.

Gorka arrives from the south.

Jenna the peri arrives from the south.

Rayne arrives from the south.

Curate arrives from the south.

A chan chu arrives from the south.

Fire arrives from the south.

Ciphersoft arrives from the south.

<1347hp 256ma 369mv> 100055175052 4944055 - -15.6 +9 overcast+0 0 +0

Your last warcry hasn’t even stopped echoing yet!

<1348hp 257ma 370mv> 100055175052 4944055 - -15.6 +9 overcast+0 0 +0

Ok.

Fire screams in agony as red tendrils of mist infuse his body.

<1348hp 250ma 370mv> 100055175052 4944055 - -15.6 +9 overcast+0 0 +0

You can taste the impending victory!

You skillfully parry the attack of a fire maul titan.

A fire maul titan hates your guts!

Your riposte viciously massacres a fire maul titan.

You report 1472/1478 hp. Change: +158. Need: 6. Spells: greater fluidity, flesh golem.

<1472hp 251ma 371mv> 100055175532 4944055 99 -15.6 +9 overcast+480 12 +0

But nobody is fighting her?

<1475hp 252ma 372mv> 100055175532 4944055 99 -15.6 +9 overcast+0 0 +0

Impossible! You can’t concentrate enough!

<1475hp 252ma 372mv> 100055175532 4944055 99 -15.6 +9 overcast+0 0 +0

You skillfully parry the attack of a fire maul titan.

Your riposte viciously massacres a fire maul titan.

A fire maul titan misses you with his slash.

A fire maul titan misses you with his hit.

A fire maul titan massacres you to small fragments with his claw.

You massacre a fire maul titan to small fragments with your slash.

You massacre a fire maul titan to small fragments with your slash.

You massacre a fire maul titan to small fragments with your slash.

You massacre a fire maul titan to small fragments with your slash.

A fire maul titan unleashes a deadly blast of freezing cold!

A hail of ice and snow flys from a fire maul titan’s hand!

ARRGH! Your body is stiffened by an ice ray, sent by a fire maul titan.

Your group’s front line is about to collapse, watch out!

You report 1299/1478 hp. Change: -173. Need: 179. Spells: greater fluidity, flesh golem.

<1299hp 253ma 372mv> 100055183006 4944055 98 -15.6 +9 overcast+7474 186 +0

Knubberub – ‘oh god :)’

<1299hp 253ma 372mv> 100055183006 4944055 98 -15.6 +9 overcast+0 0 +0

Knubberub – ’that’

on the next mob:

<1459hp 208ma 371mv> 100072471739 4955148 - -15.6 +10 indoors+0 0 +0

Knubberub – ’target gor’

warcry LET’S ROCK!

cast ‘damn’ gor

<1460hp 209ma 372mv> 100072471739 4955148 - -15.6 +10 indoors+0 0 +0

Your last warcry hasn’t even stopped echoing yet!

<1460hp 209ma 372mv> 100072471739 4955148 - -15.6 +10 indoors+0 0 +0

Ok.

Gorka screams in agony as red tendrils of mist infuse his body.

<1462hp 203ma 372mv> 100072471739 4955148 - -15.6 +9 indoors+0 0 +0

Knubberub – ’target gory :)]’

warcry LET’S ROCK!

cast ‘damn’ gory :)]

<1465hp 204ma 372mv> 100072471739 4955148 - -15.6 +9 indoors+0 0 +0

Rayne begins to sing ‘brothers in valor’.

Your last warcry hasn’t even stopped echoing yet!

<1467hp 205ma 372mv> 100072471739 4955148 - -15.6 +9 indoors+0 0 +0

Nobody here by that name.

<1467hp 205ma 372mv> 100072471739 4955148 - -15.6 +9 indoors+0 0 +0

Knubberub – ’target gory’

Gorka – ‘sniff’

P.S. Also, picture me scrolling aboard Legacy in Canaa, when the boat immediately arrives at the dock, I exit, and miss the angel restore. I forgot to post it here :(

P.P.S. Cyprimus, if you think that picking on one of the few active immorts, who actually fix things, is funny, please reconsider.

Zuzu – ‘speaking of scrolls, i have a staff, i dont have a recall’

<565hp 1ma 367mv> 111514945942 440772 89 -15.1 +10 indoors+0 0 +0

Ezekiel disengages himself from an Arcane Ooze!

<568hp 2ma 367mv> 111514945942 440772 89 -15.1 +10 indoors+0 0 +0

You skillfully parry the attack of an Arcane Ooze.

An Arcane Ooze’s zap bounces off your heavy armor.

An Arcane Ooze’s zap bounces off your heavy armor.

You are brutally massacred by an Arcane Ooze’s zap.

You are brutally massacred by an Arcane Ooze’s zap.

An Arcane Ooze misses you with its zap.

You brutally massacre an Arcane Ooze with your slash.

You brutally massacre an Arcane Ooze with your slash.

You brutally massacre an Arcane Ooze with your slash.

You brutally massacre an Arcane Ooze with your slash.

An Arcane Ooze crushes you with its tightening sheets of magic!

You report 410/1491 hp. Change: -152. Need: 1081. Spells: greater fluidity, aegis, wraithform.

<410hp 3ma 369mv> 111514951507 440772 88 -15.1 +10 indoors+5565 139 +0

give recall z

You try to break the entrapping magical forces, but fail.

<415hp 5ma 370mv> 111514951507 440772 88 -15.1 +10 indoors+0 0 +0

An Arcane Ooze screams out as it is burned!!!

An Arcane Ooze appears to be resisting quite a bit of the damage.

<418hp 5ma 370mv> 111514951507 440772 88 -15.1 +10 indoors+0 0 +0

An Arcane Ooze’s bones crunch under a well-aimed attack by Zuzu!

An Arcane Ooze looks shocked as it cuts itself on your petrified armor!

You skillfully parry the attack of an Arcane Ooze.

Your riposte viciously massacres an Arcane Ooze.

An Arcane Ooze’s blow passes right through you with no effect!

You are brutally massacred by an Arcane Ooze’s zap.

You are brutally massacred by an Arcane Ooze’s zap.

You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!

You are brutally massacred by an Arcane Ooze’s zap.

You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!

An Arcane Ooze looks shocked as it cuts itself on your petrified armor!

You are brutally massacred by an Arcane Ooze’s zap.

You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!

You are brutally massacred by an Arcane Ooze’s zap.

You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!

An Arcane Ooze looks shocked as it cuts itself on your petrified armor!

You have been KILLED!!

<-18hp 6ma 370mv> 111514980374 440772 - -10.1 +10 indoors+28867 721 +0

group

Group ‘EPIX: forming at west gate’ is led by Ezekiel and consists of:

(Dead) Taron [Wa:8.39 -18hp 6ma 370mv] chrysoprase/moonstone

(Dead) Zuzu [Cl:9.40 -38hp 6ma 325mv] rhodo|emerald|dplate

(Leader) Ezekiel [Ma:8.25 515hp 276ma 353mv] —

(Dead) Tinx [Ma:4.32 -68hp 0ma 310mv] —

(Absent) Mage [Ma:4.30 125hp 19ma 233mv] Tourma.Sapph

<-18hp 6ma 370mv> 111514980374 440772 - -10.1 +10 indoors+0 0 +0

Mage – ‘slackers’

Your body returns to solid form.

<-18hp 6ma 370mv> 111514980374 440772 - -10.1 +10 indoors+0 0 +0

You can’t see anything but stars!

<-18hp 6ma 369mv> 111514980374 440772 - -10.1 +10 indoors+0 0 +0

whe

You are in Ruins of the High Tower. Also in this area are:

Name - Location


Tinx - In a Vault

Ezekiel - A Vault Entrance

Taron - A Vault Entrance

Zuzu - In a Vault

<-18hp 6ma 369mv> 111514980374 440772 - -10.1 +10 indoors+0 0 +0

group

Group ‘EPIX: forming at west gate’ is led by Ezekiel and consists of:

(Dead) Taron [Wa:8.39 -18hp 6ma 369mv] chrysoprase/moonstone

(Dead) Ezekiel [Ma:8.25 -25hp 276ma 352mv] —

(Dead) Tinx [Ma:4.32 -68hp 0ma 309mv] —

(Dead) Zuzu [Cl:9.40 -38hp 6ma 325mv] rhodo|emerald|dplate

(Absent) Mage [Ma:4.30 26hp 42ma 80mv] Tourma.Sapph

<-18hp 6ma 369mv> 111514980374 440772 - -10.1 +10 indoors+0 0 +0

The ‘greater fluidity’ spell on you is about to wear off.

<-18hp 6ma 369mv> 111514980374 440772 - -10.1 +10 indoors+0 0 +0

TICK IN 10 SECONDS.

save

There are 3 ticks of 5 left on Taron’s aegis!

Lie still; you are DEAD!!! :-(

<-18hp 6ma 369mv> 111514980374 440772 - -10.1 +10 indoors+0 0 +0

You feel yourself floating upward…

<-18hp 6ma 369mv> 111514980374 440772 - -10.1 +10 indoors+0 0 +0

Mage – ‘afk ciggy’

Then Dr raised us. Of course.

So we were chopping offlyme and decided to kill Briar.

Here’s how it looked:

<1377hp 176ma 189mv> 121830938409 1635978 7 -14.6 -1 indoors+0 0 +0

A phantom misses Briar the housing developer with its claw.

A phantom’s claw bounces off Briar the housing developer’s heavy armor.

A phantom misses Briar the housing developer with its claw.

A phantom’s claw bounces off Briar the housing developer’s heavy armor.

You are viciously massacred by Briar the housing developer’s bite.

That Really did HURT!

Sochi is dead! R.I.P.

You massacre Briar the housing developer to small fragments with your cleave.

Your cleave bounces off Briar the housing developer’s heavy armor.

Your cleave bounces off Briar the housing developer’s heavy armor.

Briar the housing developer tries to rise, but is beaten back under a hail of blows.

You report 1033/1420 hp. Change: -304. Need: 387. Spells: greater fluidity, aegis.

<1033hp 176ma 189mv> 121830940233 1635978 7 -14.6 -1 indoors+1824 45 +0

The radiant sphere around your body fades.

gt \c05Aegis\c03 down!

<1034hp 176ma 189mv> 121830940233 1635978 7 -14.6 -1 indoors+0 0 +0

You grouptell: ‘mared’

<1034hp 176ma 189mv> 121830940233 1635978 7 -14.6 -1 indoors+0 0 +0

You grouptell: ‘Aegis down!’

<1034hp 176ma 189mv> 121830940233 1635978 7 -14.6 -1 indoors+0 0 +0

Suna pauses and slowly returns to his natural form.

<1037hp 177ma 189mv> 121830940233 1635978 7 -14.6 -1 indoors+0 0 +0

quaf darkness

cast ‘restorat’ Taron

You get a potion of pure darkness from a kangaroo pouch.

You fumble with the cork, but manage to quaff a potion of pure darkness which dissolves.

You are surrounded by a radiant light.

gt …\c05Aegis\c03 up…its time to kill!

last player Crumbs

You have a righteous feeling!

A dark haze precipitates around your body.

<1037hp 177ma 189mv> 121830940233 1635978 7 -14.6 -1 indoors+0 0 +0

A phantom misses Briar the housing developer with its claw.

A phantom misses Briar the housing developer with its claw.

A phantom’s claw bounces off Briar the housing developer’s heavy armor.

A phantom misses Briar the housing developer with its claw.

You are viciously massacred by Briar the housing developer’s bite.

That Really did HURT!

Briar the housing developer looks shocked as he cuts himself on your petrified armor!

You are viciously massacred by Briar the housing developer’s bite.

That Really did HURT!

You massacre Briar the housing developer to small fragments with your cleave.

You massacre Briar the housing developer to small fragments with your cleave.

You massacre Briar the housing developer to small fragments with your cleave.

Briar the housing developer clambers onto his feet.

You report 298/1420 hp. Change: -735. Need: 1122. Spells: aegis, greater fluidity.

<298hp 177ma 190mv> 121830967125 1635978 6 -14.6 -1 indoors+26892 672 +0

Mage waves to you.

He was pretty small exp for the damage:

Briar the housing developer is dead! R.I.P.

You receive 42948124 experience points as your share.

You gain 12025474 experience and 8,000 gold for leadership!

You gain 5917264 bonus experience!

Crumbs receives 33698708 experience points.

Belrath receives 32439104 experience points.

Suna receives 42948124 experience points.

Curate receives 33698708 experience points.

Mage receives 23579232 experience points.

Fandral receives 21839780 experience points.

Sochi receives 37397872 experience points.

Total exp for kill is 268549652.

Your blood freezes as you hear Briar the housing developer’s death cry.

Hovel disappeared on loot.

He had 120k gold.

Do not recommend.

Sochi – ‘Sochi 19 chops’

Sochi – ‘Sochi 20 chops’

Sochi – ‘Mage 6 chops’

Sochi – ‘Taron 17 chops’

Sochi – ‘Taron 18 chops’

You grouptell: ‘must. catch. sochi’

…

Sochi – ‘Taron 20 chops’

Sochi – ‘Sochi 21 chops’

You grouptell: ‘doh’

You grouptell: ‘sochi is one head ahead of me’

You grouptell: ‘someone plz fix that’

…

As you swing your weapon, it slips and slices through Sochi’s neck!

Sochi stops playing.

Sochi is dead! R.I.P.

You massacre hulking horror of the night to small fragments with your cleave.

You massacre hulking horror of the night to small fragments with your cleave.

<1478hp 527ma 367mv> 142658124170 679986 30 -15.1 +9 indoors+42654 1066 +0

You charge and bash into hulking horror of the night.

bash

Hulking horror of the night staggers.

Curate – ‘Taron chopped Sochi’

<1478hp 529ma 367mv> 142658124350 679986 30 -15.1 +9 indoors+180 4 +0

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Hulking horror of the night’s beat bounces off your heavy armor.

Hulking horror of the night’s beat bounces off your heavy armor.

Hulking horror of the night misses you with his beat.

You are brutally massacred by hulking horror of the night’s beat.

You are brutally massacred by hulking horror of the night’s beat.

You are brutally massacred by hulking horror of the night’s beat.

You are brutally massacred by hulking horror of the night’s bite.

You massacre hulking horror of the night to small fragments with your cleave.

You massacre hulking horror of the night to small fragments with your cleave.

You massacre hulking horror of the night to small fragments with your cleave.

You massacre hulking horror of the night to small fragments with your cleave.

You report 1274/1478 hp. Change: -158. Need: 204. Spells: aegis, greater fluidity.

<1274hp 531ma 367mv> 142658127885 679986 29 -15.1 +9 indoors+3535 88 +0

Knubberub gossips– ‘12 hours ago yes’

<1274hp 531ma 367mv> 142658127885 679986 29 -15.1 +9 indoors+0 0 +0

gt YES

Curate – ‘grats’

<1277hp 532ma 367mv> 142658127885 679986 29 -15.1 +9 indoors+0 0 +0

You grouptell: ‘YES’

<1280hp 533ma 367mv> 142658127885 679986 29 -15.1 +9 indoors+0 0 +0

gt one head shorter

You grouptell: ‘one head shorter’

As Reality hits a giant spiked lizard with a large curved scimitar it shatters into thousands of pieces.

BROKE SPEC!

You brutally massacre a giant spiked lizard with your cleave.

You cut off a giant spiked lizard’s limb!

say Now let’s see if you have something else other than limbs!

Limb number 7644 is flying again

You viciously massacre a giant spiked lizard with your cleave.

An eerie aura emanates from your weapon, as a giant spiked lizard closes its eyes momentarily!!!!!

You brutally massacre a giant spiked lizard with your cleave.

You report 745/1355 hp. Change: -87. Need: 610. Spells: greater fluidity, aegis.

<745hp 157ma 365mv> 148067178513 4372589 82 -14.6 +6 raining+239788 5994 +0

Sochi – ‘Reality broke chopper’

<745hp 157ma 365mv> 148067178513 4372589 82 -14.6 +6 raining+0 0 +0

Sochi – ‘Taron 144 chops’

You say ‘Now let’s see if you have something else other than limbs!’

<745hp 157ma 365mv> 148067178513 4372589 82 -14.6 +6 raining+0 0 +0

Fandral utters the words, ‘candusghafahuai’

The cleansing fires of healing fill your body!

You report 954/1355 hp. Change: +209. Need: 401. Spells: aegis, greater fluidity.

<954hp 158ma 365mv> 148067178513 4372589 82 -14.6 +6 raining+0 0 +0

Sochi slaps Reality.

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give large real

Sochi wildly swings a large curved scimitar, and accidentally cuts off Reality’s head!

Reality is dead! R.I.P.

Reality – ‘btw last run for me’

<809hp 604ma 367mv> 148121412742 4418795 56 -13.1 +6 indoors+0 0 +0

TICK IN 10 SECONDS.

save

There are 4 ticks of 5 left on Taron’s aegis!

Saving Taron.

Saving items.

<812hp 604ma 367mv> 148121412742 4418795 56 -13.1 +6 indoors+0 0 +0

gt nod

Shinja cuts a limb off of the cook!!!!

You brutally massacre the cook with your cleave.

The cook misses you with his pound.

The cook misses you with his pound.

The cook misses you with his pound.

The cook misses you with his pound.

The cook misses you with his hit.

The cook misses you with his crush.

You brutally massacre the cook with your cleave.

You brutally massacre the cook with your cleave.

You cut off the cook’s limb!

say Anyone needs a spare limb? I’ve got plenty!

Limb number 7651 is flying again

You viciously massacre the cook with your cleave.

You brutally massacre the cook with your cleave.

<818hp 606ma 367mv> 148121435771 4418795 26 -13.1 +6 indoors+23029 575 +0

You grouptell: ’nod’

<818hp 606ma 367mv> 148121435771 4418795 26 -13.1 +6 indoors+0 0 +0

Sochi – ‘Taron 152 chops’

<822hp 606ma 367mv> 148121435771 4418795 26 -13.1 +6 indoorsYou say ‘Anyone needs a spare limb? I’ve got plenty!’

<822hp 606ma 367mv> 148121435771 4418795 26 -13.1 +6 indoors+0 0 +0

You massacre the cook to small fragments with your cleave.

The cook misses you with his pound.

The cook misses you with his pound.

The cook misses you with his pound.

The cook misses you with his hit.

The cook misses you with his pound.

Sochi wildly swings a large curved scimitar, and accidentally cuts off Reality’s head!

Reality is stunned, but will probably regain consciousness again.

You skillfully parry the attack of a giant sea snail.

Your riposte viciously massacres a giant sea snail.

You are viciously massacred by a giant sea snail’s crush.

You are viciously massacred by a giant sea snail’s crush.

A giant sea snail’s crush bounces off your heavy armor.

You are viciously massacred by a giant sea snail’s crush.

You massacre a giant sea snail to small fragments with your slash.

You massacre a giant sea snail to small fragments with your slash.

You massacre a giant sea snail to small fragments with your slash.

You massacre a giant sea snail to small fragments with your slash.

You report 805/1417 hp. Change: -248. Need: 612. Spells: aegis, greater fluidity.

<805hp 349ma 212mv> 150793820215 662427 88 -15.6 +9 indoors+11339 283 +0

Curate utters the words, ‘candusghafahuai’

The cleansing fires of healing fill your body!

You report 1199/1417 hp. Change: +394. Need: 218. Spells: greater fluidity, aegis.

<1199hp 350ma 213mv> 150793820215 662427 88 -15.6 +9 indoors+0 0 +0

Fire looks at a giant sea snail.

Curate swings his weapon, accidentally cutting your head off!

You have been KILLED!!

<-102hp 352ma 216mv> 150793820215 662427 - -10.1 +9 indoors+0 0 +0

group

Group ‘Curate’s Handsome Brotherhood’ is led by Curate and consists of:

(Dead) Taron [Wa:8.39 -102hp 352ma 216mv] chrysoprase/moonstone igor

(Front) Shinja [Mo:3.32 1028hp 306ma 276mv] alex/malachite

(Leader) Curate [Cl:6.37 805hp 314ma 308mv] S B Pearl | V Garnet

                  Mage [Ma:5.34  921hp 157ma 259mv] Tourma.Sapph Greg             

                  Fire [Ne:4.29  804hp 586ma 128mv] jasper/sruby                  

The front line is too small for safety.

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Curate – ’thats bad’

– after a few raises –, same mob

A giant sea snail misses you with its crush.

A giant sea snail misses you with its crush.

You skillfully parry the attack of a giant sea snail.

Your riposte viciously massacres a giant sea snail.

A giant sea snail’s crush bounces off your heavy armor.

Fire swings his weapon, accidentally cutting your head off!

You have been KILLED!!

<-202hp 252ma 259mv> 150793956880 662427 - -10.1 +9 indoors+5668 141 +0

Curate – ‘Fire chopped Taron’

Lie still; you are DEAD!!! :-(

A shimmering angelic silhouette slowly descends through the portal.

Mage utters the words, ’euguihzofahz’

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Ezekiel utters the words, ’euguihzofahz’

Roedrig, Troll Champion is reduced to a pile of dust.

<452hp 21ma 370mv> 153885541543 1126292 31 -15.6 +5 overcast+0 0 +0

quaf green

Roedrig, Troll Champion’s hit bounces off your heavy armor.

Roedrig, Troll Champion looks shocked as he cuts himself on your petrified armor!

You skillfully parry the attack of Roedrig, Troll Champion.

Your riposte viciously massacres Roedrig, Troll Champion.

You are viciously massacred by Roedrig, Troll Champion’s crush.

Roedrig, Troll Champion misses you with his crush.

You are viciously massacred by Roedrig, Troll Champion’s crush.

You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!

Roedrig, Troll Champion’s crush bounces off your heavy armor.

You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!

You brutally massacre Roedrig, Troll Champion with your slash.

You brutally massacre Roedrig, Troll Champion with your slash.

You brutally massacre Roedrig, Troll Champion with your slash.

You brutally massacre Roedrig, Troll Champion with your slash.

You do not have that item.

You report 271/1429 hp. Change: -174. Need: 1158. Spells: flesh golem.

<271hp 21ma 370mv> 153885554811 1126292 31 -15.6 +5 overcast+13268 331 +0

Mage waves to you.

<273hp 22ma 370mv> 153885554811 1126292 31 -15.6 +5 overcast+0 0 +0

Mage waves to you.

<278hp 24ma 370mv> 153885554811 1126292 31 -15.6 +5 overcast+0 0 +0

Mage waves to you.

<281hp 24ma 370mv> 153885554811 1126292 31 -15.6 +5 overcast+0 0 +0

quaf blue-potion

cast ‘restorat’ Taron

cast ‘restorat’ Taron

You get a radiant blue potion from a kangaroo pouch.

You quaff a radiant blue potion which dissolves.

Curate – ‘in for healing’

<281hp 324ma 370mv> 153885554811 1126292 31 -15.6 +5 overcast+0 0 +0

@@

You skillfully parry the attack of Roedrig, Troll Champion.

You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!

Your riposte viciously massacres Roedrig, Troll Champion.

Roedrig, Troll Champion misses you with his crush.

You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!

You are viciously massacred by Roedrig, Troll Champion’s crush.

You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!

You are viciously massacred by Roedrig, Troll Champion’s crush.

You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!

Roedrig, Troll Champion’s crush bounces off your heavy armor.

You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!

You have been KILLED!!

Lie still; you are DEAD!!! :-(

<-33hp 324ma 370mv> 153885555279 1126292 - -10.1 +5 overcast+468 11 +0

Lie still; you are DEAD!!! :-(

<-33hp 324ma 370mv> 153885555279 1126292 - -10.1 +5 overcast

<-33hp 324ma 355mv> 153885555279 1126292 - -10.1 +5 overcast+0 0 +0

Mage – ’lel’

Ezekiel – ‘flee w’

Mage – ’lel’

Mage – ’lel’

Mage – ’lel'

Mage – ’lel'

Gorka wildly swings a large curved scimitar, and accidentally cuts off his own head!

Gorka stops singing.

Gorka is dead! R.I.P.

parry on

Belch the giant butcher looks shocked as he cuts himself on your petrified armor!

You skillfully parry the attack of Belch the giant butcher.

Belch the giant butcher misses you with his beat.

You are brutally massacred by Belch the giant butcher’s beat.

Belch the giant butcher misses you with his beat.

Belch the giant butcher misses you with his beat.

Belch the giant butcher misses you with his beat.

Belch the giant butcher misses you with his bite.

You massacre Belch the giant butcher to small fragments with your cleave.

You massacre Belch the giant butcher to small fragments with your cleave.

Belch the giant butcher picks up a bone and throws it at you, but misses.

Your front line collapses! Your group is thrown into chaos!

<1233hp 509ma 352mv> 159070288126 1326266 37 -14.6 +9 overcast+5813 145 +0

Parry mode is now on.

<1233hp 509ma 352mv> 159070288126 1326266 37 -14.6 +9 overcast+0 0 +0

gt lol

You grouptell: ’lol'

<1240hp 511ma 354mv> 159070288126 1326266 37 -14.6 +9 overcast+0 0 +0

Curate – ‘Gorka suicided’

<1240hp 511ma 354mv> 159070288126 1326266 37 -14.6 +9 overcast+0 0 +0

Curate moves to the rear of his group.

<1242hp 511ma 355mv> 159070288126 1326266 37 -14.6 +9 overcast+0 0 +0

Belch the giant butcher’s beat bounces off your heavy armor.

Belch the giant butcher misses you with his beat.

Belch the giant butcher misses you with his beat.

Belch the giant butcher misses you with his beat.

You skillfully parry the attack of Belch the giant butcher.

You are brutally massacred by Belch the giant butcher’s beat.

Belch the giant butcher misses you with his bite.

You miss Belch the giant butcher with your cleave.

As you swing your weapon, it slips and slices through your own neck!

You have been KILLED!!

Curate – ‘ok.’

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As the song ends, a calm feeling overtakes your party.

<-98hp 511ma 355mv> 159070288126 1326266 - -10.1 +9 overcast+0 0 +0

Curate – ‘Taron suicided’

The Empyreal of Resurrection has been banished to the astral plane!

You receive 3729054 experience points as your share.

You gain 447486 experience and 8,000 gold for leadership!

You gain 2322715 bonus experience!

You are buffeted by waves of remorse! … it passes.

War receives 4147754 experience points.

Knubberub receives 2261688 experience points.

Sochi receives 3344095 experience points.

Total exp for kill is 13482591.

Everything The Empyreal of Resurrection was carrying suddenly drops to the ground.

Your target is no longer with us.

War reports 1061/1670 hp. Change: -197. Need: 609. Spells: aegis, greater fluidity.

<1201hp 318ma 327mv> 165894345679 761651 - -12.6 -3 indoors+6507936 162698 +8000

<1205hp 319ma 328mv> 165894345679 761651 - -12.6 -3 indoors+0 0 +0

TICK IN 10 SECONDS.

save

Animates are up for 154 ticks!

There are 3 ticks of 5 left on Taron’s aegis!

l

<1205hp 319ma 328mv> 165894345679 761651 - -12.6 -3 indoors+0 0 +0

You deftly snatch gold coins.

There were 3416 coins.

200 g/sec

You split 3416 coins. You keep 854 coins.

<1206hp 320ma 329mv> 165894345679 762505 - -12.6 -3 indoorsSaving Taron.

Saving items.

<1206hp 320ma 329mv> 165894345679 762505 - -12.6 -3 indoors+0 0 +854

The Hall of Resurrection

A strange carpet of greenery has somehow found its way into the large

chamber, growing as grass but contoured as moss, covering the floors and

walls from one end to the other. Tiny forms of life can be found in every

corner, from beetles and centipedes to small flowers that defy all logic of

nature and divinity. The air is sweet and purified as a delicate mist

hangs in the air, irrigating the thriving greenery that attempts to fool

the mind into thinking that it’s outside in the fresh air.

Exits: North

A thin strip of copper has been twisted into a key. [2]..It has a soft glowing aura!

War Seattle Seahawks!!! is standing here. (Red Aura)

War glows with a bright light!

War has a steady blue aura.

Sochi the Dancing Bear «M.A.G.I» is standing here. (Brilliant Red Aura)

Sochi glows with a bright light!

Sochi has a steady blue aura.

Knubberub ::LeMuRs:: is standing here. (Brilliant Red Aura)

Knubberub has a strong dark aura.

<1206hp 320ma 329mv> 165894345679 762505 - -12.6 -3 indoors+0 0 +0

n

n

War leaves north.

Before the Verdant Door

Exits: North South

War Seattle Seahawks!!! is standing here. (Red Aura)

War glows with a bright light!

War has a steady blue aura.

Knubberub arrives from the south.

Sochi arrives from the south.

<1212hp 323ma 331mv> 165894345679 762505 - -12.6 -3 indoors+0 0 +0

The Sooty Hallway

Exits: North South

War Seattle Seahawks!!! is standing here. (Red Aura)

War glows with a bright light!

War has a steady blue aura.

Knubberub arrives from the south.

<1212hp 323ma 330mv> 165894345679 762505 - -12.6 -3 indoors+0 0 +0

n

u

Bottom of the Stairwell

Exits: South Up

War Seattle Seahawks!!! is standing here. (Red Aura)

War glows with a bright light!

War has a steady blue aura.

Knubberub arrives from the south.

<1215hp 324ma 330mv> 165894345679 762505 - -12.6 -3 indoors+0 0 +0

n

u

Top of the Stairwell

Exits: North Down

War Seattle Seahawks!!! is standing here. (Red Aura)

War glows with a bright light!

War has a steady blue aura.

Knubberub arrives from below.

<1215hp 324ma 327mv> 165894345679 762505 - -12.6 -3 indoors+0 0 +0

Knubberub utters the words, ‘candusghafahuai’

Knubberub briefly glows with a blinding light!

Knubberub’s body is torn apart from the inside!

<1215hp 324ma 327mv> 165894345679 762505 - -12.6 -3 indoors+0 0 +0

s

Below the Stairs

Exits: East South Up

War Seattle Seahawks!!! is standing here. (Red Aura)

War glows with a bright light!

War has a steady blue aura.

Knubberub arrives from the south.

<1215hp 324ma 324mv> 165894345679 762505 - -12.6 -3 indoorsWar leaves up.

The Southeast Gatehouse

Exits: [East] South Down

The corpse of the gatehouse warden is lying here.

A cup of lemonade lies here. [3]

A hot, steaming pie sits here. [2]

A wedge of cheese is sitting on the ground.

Some sweetmeats are sitting on the ground.

A big banana lies here.

A plump date lies here.

A bright red apple lies here.

A pool of curdled blood covers the ground.

War Seattle Seahawks!!! is standing here. (Red Aura)

War glows with a bright light!

War has a steady blue aura.

Knubberub arrives from below.

Sochi arrives from below.

<1217hp 325ma 322mv> 165894345679 762505 - -12.6 -3 indoors+0 0 +0

War leaves south.

The South Southeastern Gateway

Exits: North East West

War Seattle Seahawks!!! is standing here. (Red Aura)

War glows with a bright light!

War has a steady blue aura.

Knubberub arrives from the north.

Sochi arrives from the north.

<1217hp 325ma 321mv> 165894345679 762505 - -12.6 -3 raining+0 0 +0

Knubberub utters the words, ‘candusghafahuai’

Knubberub briefly glows with a blinding light!

Knubberub’s body is torn apart from the inside!

Knubberub is dead! R.I.P.

Sochi swims into the room from the north.

You pull yourself out of the water into a well lit grotto.

The Hermit’s Dwelling

Exits: Down

(Faint Blue Aura) Qwzazutzl the sahaguin hermit rests here.

Hot air hits you in waves.

<1262hp 62ma 160mv> 182128085865 1492333 - -15.1 +10 indoors+0 0 +0

Oh, that was a real tough search. Open your eyes bozo.

<1262hp 62ma 160mv> 182128085865 1492333 - -15.1 +10 indoors+0 0 +0

Firefly pulls himself from the water into the grotto.

A blast of hot air hits Firefly in the face.

Firefly is dead! R.I.P.

l

The Odyssey

This newly constructed ship easily manages the waters between Niebelung

and Lyme. Made completely of bamboo from the coasts of Ch’ung Kuo, the

Odyssey is both lightweight and durable. Two cloth sails, as high as one

can see, don the main deck and push the Reaper’s sister ship at speeds

unimaginable by other boats.

Exits:

<1158hp 498ma 382mv 2790556142xp 1.9ac -%>

A seagull flies close overhead.

<1158hp 498ma 382mv 2790556142xp 1.9ac -%>

Nearby, a large grey whale surfaces and spouts water high into the air!

The shipmates untie the ropes, and the ship heads out to sea.

Waves crash into the ship, causing it to rock wildly.

A school of brightly colored fish swim under the ship.

Nearby, a large grey whale surfaces and spouts water high into the air!

<1158hp 498ma 382mv 2790556142xp 1.9ac -%>

The ship has arrived at Lyme!

Double Large Grey Whale! Woaaah, what does it mean?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQSNhk5ICTI

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Josiah utters the words, ‘oahz’

A GLOWING PORTAL HAS OPENED HERE…

where Songster

l portal

<716hp 350ma 187mv> 1213748000 762667 - -9.2 +3 indoors+0 0 +0

group

You are in Poseidon’s Realm. Also in this area are:

Name - Location


Songster - The Hermit’s Dwelling

<716hp 350ma 187mv> 1213748000 762667 - -9.2 +3 indoors+0 0 +0

Mage utters the words, ‘ofzahzf yrjueuhl’

Mage’s body mass slowly changes from solid to gelatinous.

You see a blurry distorted view of Magnolia

gt This portal is from The Hermit’s Dwelling to Magnolia!

<717hp 351ma 187mv> 1213748000 762667 - -9.2 +3 indoors+0 0 +0

Group ‘something expish’ is led by Curate and consists of:

(Point) Josiah [Wa:9.40 1423hp 526ma 202mv] uranus|sruby|adventurine

(Front) Suna [Dr:8.39 961hp 1043ma 348mv] gyt/sb pearl

(Front) Songster [Ba:1.39 717hp 351ma 187mv] chrysoprase/bg emerald gregor

(Front) Serega [Th:3.27 709hp 105ma 290mv] gem cutter

(Leader) Curate [Cl:7.39 704hp 460ma 304mv] V Garnet | S B Pearl

                Vooder [Th:0.20  365hp 183ma 170mv] ---

                  Mage [Ma:5.38  899hp 420ma 246mv] Tourma.Sapph                  

<717hp 351ma 187mv> 1213748000 762667 - -9.2 +3 indoors+0 0 +0

You grouptell: ‘This portal is from The Hermit’s Dwelling to Magnolia!’

<717hp 351ma 187mv> 1213748000 762667 - -9.2 +3 indoors+0 0 +0

Arcainic has materialized here.

A blast of hot air hits Arcainic in the face.

Arcainic is dead! R.I.P.

<718hp 352ma 188mv> 1213748000 762667 - -9.2 +3 indoors+0 0 +0

Josiah – ‘hope he healed up’

So War and I have been working on his rescue triggers on disengage:

Sheets of darkness are sucked off of the Fire Demon into Curate’s weapon!

You massacre the Fire Demon to small fragments with your hit.

You are viciously massacred by the Fire Demon’s rake.

That Really did HURT!

The Fire Demon brutally massacres War with its rake.

The Fire Demon brutally massacres War with its rake.

The Fire Demon brutally massacres War with its rake.

War partially dodges the attack with a last minute tumbling maneuver!

The Fire Demon brutally massacres War with its rake.

The Fire Demon viciously massacres War with its rake.

The Fire Demon disengages itself, and attacks YOU!

You massacre the Fire Demon to small fragments with your hit.

The Fire Demon misses a kick at your groin, you breathe lighter now.

The Fire Demon lashes out with its fiery whip!

Your spectral shield has drained power from the spell!

You resist most of the damage…

You cry out in pain as the Fire Demon burns you.

The Fire Demon utters the words ‘yagzt xarfzx xfx’.

Your spectral shield has drained power from the spell!

You resist most of the damage…

You are enveloped in flames from a fireball sent by the Fire Demon - OUCH.

Your spectral shield has drained power from the spell!

You are unaffected!

The pitiful creature before you tries to burn you.

Your spectral shield has drained power from the spell!

You resist most of the damage…

The Fire Demon gestures, and you are blasted with fire!

<226hp 164ma 216mv> 365323302 587601 45 -10.0 -3 indoors+1173 29 +0

War reports 1140/1666 hp. Change: -310. Need: 526. Spells: greater fluidity, aegis.

<226hp 164ma 216mv> 365323302 587601 45 -10.0 -3 indoors+0 0 +0

Curate utters the words, ‘candusghafahuai’

War briefly glows with a blinding light!

You are rescued by War, you are confused!

assist War

strike

<226hp 164ma 216mv> 365323302 587601 - -10.0 -3 indoorsWar reports 1565/1666 hp. Change: +425. Need: 101. Spells: greater fluidity, aegis.

<226hp 164ma 216mv> 365323302 587601 - -10.0 -3 indoors+0 0 +0

cast ‘restorat’ Songster

The Fire Demon misses War with its rake.

The Fire Demon brutally massacres War with its rake.

The Fire Demon brutally massacres War with its rake.

The Fire Demon brutally massacres War with its rake.

The Fire Demon brutally massacres War with its rake.

War partially dodges the attack with a last minute tumbling maneuver!

The Fire Demon viciously massacres War with its rake.

War brutally massacres the Fire Demon with his slash.

War brutally massacres the Fire Demon with his slash.

War brutally massacres the Fire Demon with his slash.

War brutally massacres the Fire Demon with his slash.

The Fire Demon is blasted with frost from Samus’s weapon!

The Fire Demon makes a nice ballet step which plants a foot a mile above War’s head.

<230hp 168ma 219mv> 365323302 587601 - -10.0 -3 indoors+0 0 +0

War reports 1253/1666 hp. Change: -312. Need: 413. Spells: greater fluidity, aegis.

<230hp 168ma 219mv> 365323302 587601 - -10.0 -3 indoors+0 0 +0

The song ends and you are less inspired by the deeds of the war gods.

You hit the Fire Demon hard.

<233hp 171ma 221mv> 365323662 587601 41 -10.0 -3 indoors+360 9 +0

You hit the Fire Demon.

You are viciously massacred by the Fire Demon’s rake.

That Really did HURT!

You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!

War skillfully parries the attack of the Fire Demon.

The Fire Demon brutally massacres War with its rake.

The Fire Demon brutally massacres War with its rake.

The Fire Demon brutally massacres War with its rake.

War partially dodges the attack with a last minute tumbling maneuver!

The Fire Demon viciously massacres War with its rake.

The Fire Demon disengages itself, and attacks YOU!

You hit the Fire Demon very hard.

The Fire Demon is blasted with frost from Samus’s weapon!

The Fire Demon makes a nice ballet step which plants a foot a mile above your head.

You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!

The Fire Demon breathes, filling the room with a torrent of flames!

War’s spectral shield drains power from the spell!

War appears to be resisting quite a bit of the damage.

Samus resists a great deal of the damage.

You are roasted in the inferno!

Your spectral shield has drained power from the spell!

You resist most of the damage…

The Fire Demon breathes a stream of fire at you! You are engulfed in flames!

You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!

Arcainic resists a great deal of the damage.

Curate’s spectral shield drains power from the spell!

Curate appears to be resisting quite a bit of the damage.

<23hp 185ma 222mv> 365324006 587601 38 -10.0 -3 indoors+344 8 +0

War reports 984/1666 hp. Change: -269. Need: 682. Spells: greater fluidity, aegis.

<23hp 185ma 222mv> 365324006 587601 38 -10.0 -3 indoors+0 0 +0

Curate utters the words, ‘candusghafahuai’

War briefly glows with a blinding light!

<23hp 185ma 222mv> 365324006 587601 38 -10.0 -3 indoors+0 0 +0

War reports 1415/1666 hp. Change: +431. Need: 251. Spells: greater fluidity, aegis.

<24hp 185ma 223mv> 365324006 587601 38 -10.0 -3 indoors+0 0 +0

War – ‘it worked’

<24hp 185ma 223mv> 365324006 587601 38 -10.0 -3 indoors+0 0 +0

cast ‘restorat’ Songster

You land a powerful strike into the Fire Demon’s side.

strike

<26hp 187ma 224mv> 365325480 587601 38 -10.0 -3 indoors+1474 36 +0

You hit the Fire Demon very hard.

The Fire Demon looks shocked as it cuts itself on War’s petrified armor!

The Fire Demon misses you with its rake.

You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!

You have been KILLED!!

<-92hp 188ma 224mv> 365325821 587601 - -6.2 -3 indoors+341 8 +0

Lie still; you are DEAD!!! :-(

<-92hp 188ma 224mv> 365325821 587601 - -6.2 -3 indoors+0 0 +0

Lie still; you are DEAD!!! :-(

<-92hp 188ma 224mv> 365325821 587601 - -6.2 -3 indoors+0 0 +0

Lie still; you are DEAD!!! :-(

<-92hp 188ma 224mv> 365325821 587601 - -6.2 -3 indoors+0 0 +0

War – ‘:)’

<633hp 28ma 427mv> 145245424707 949103 60 -10.3 +10 indoors+0 0 +0

The lord of shadows misses you with its claw.

The lord of shadows misses you with its claw.

The lord of shadows massacres you to small fragments with its slash.

The lord of shadows misses you with its slash.

A greater shadow claws you extremely hard.

A greater shadow’s claw bounces off your heavy armor.

A greater shadow claws you extremely hard.

A greater shadow misses you with its claw.

A greater shadow misses you with its claw.

A greater shadow misses you with its claw.

A greater shadow claws you extremely hard.

A greater shadow misses you with its claw.

A greater shadow misses you with its claw.

A greater shadow misses you with its claw.

A greater shadow misses you with its claw.

A greater shadow misses you with its claw.

You skillfully parry the attack of the contagion.

You are brutally massacred by the contagion’s claw.

The contagion misses you with its hit.

You are viciously massacred by the contagion’s claw.

You are brutally massacred by the contagion’s hit.

You are viciously massacred by the contagion’s claw.

You are viciously massacred by contagion’s slash.

You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!

You are viciously massacred by contagion’s pound.

You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!

You are viciously massacred by contagion’s pound.

You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!

You have been KILLED!!

<-73hp 29ma 428mv> 145245424707 949103 - -5.8 +10 indoors+0 0 +0

group

Group ‘The Terrific Brotherhood’ is led by Ezekiel and consists of:

(Dead) War [Wa:9.40 -59hp 338ma 331mv] —

(Dead) Suna [Dr:9.40 -15hp 995ma 355mv] gyt/rhodo

(Dead) Taron [Wa:9.40 -73hp 29ma 428mv] tomb jade/jacinth

(Dead) Gorka [Wa:6.39 -86hp 35ma 396mv] vgarnet/rcquartz

(Leader) Ezekiel [Ma:8.31 125hp 156ma 352mv] emerald/malachite

                Fluffy [Dr:9.40  902hp 366ma 321mv] Ruby / S.Ruby                 

(Absent) Mage [Ma:5.38 453hp 17ma 186mv] Tourma.Sapph

<-73hp 29ma 428mv> 145245424707 949103 - -5.8 +10 indoors+0 0 +0

Mage – ‘afk ciggy’

Mage – ‘oops we have a situation’

Mage – ‘i forgot to boil water :(’

Then Dr saved us all.

<1173hp 154ma 258mv> 179183211497 975926 23 -13.7 -2 overcast+0 0 +0

You skillfully parry the attack of a crazed baboon.

You are viciously massacred by a crazed baboon’s claw.

A crazed baboon looks shocked as he cuts himself on your petrified armor!

You are viciously massacred by a crazed baboon’s claw.

You are viciously massacred by a crazed baboon’s claw.

You are viciously massacred by a crazed baboon’s claw.

You are viciously massacred by a crazed baboon’s bite.

You are viciously massacred by a crazed baboon’s claw.

You are viciously massacred by a crazed baboon’s claw.

You are viciously massacred by a crazed baboon’s claw.

You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!

You are viciously massacred by a crazed baboon’s claw.

You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!

A crazed baboon looks shocked as he cuts himself on your petrified armor!

You are viciously massacred by a crazed baboon’s claw.

You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!

A crazed baboon looks shocked as he cuts himself on your petrified armor!

You have been KILLED!!

<-130hp 154ma 258mv> 179183235353 975926 - -8.7 -2 overcast+23856 596 +0

I was lit and with a group.

I don’t think this is a safe group area, but I guess it could work with Cizin .)

That’s an area for elite groups, and it requires an elite tank. DR > AC!

Sorry it took so long for the group to move up to safety Taron… I think we were waiting probably waiting for someone to enter the portal… :wink:

Josiah is partially right… in SOME cases DR > AC. I’d be interested to hear people’s theories on which is greater… Spell Saves or Spell Bonus… it’s a similar situation when you really need both… but which is better to get first?

Bring a bard next time so you don’t have to fight 2 mobs at once. I count 12 attacks, I’m assuming 2 baboons?

You guys seem to write as if there’s a problem. There isn’t. Just funny being splorked, that’s all.

Josiah, recently I’ve been thinking if the dr cap difference between wa/mo and wa/dr/mo is worth it. Maybe in these cases it is.

Gorka, it’s ok, I hope you learned to move fast there.

JB, yes, that’s two baboons.

My dilemma was to get a bard to sing luck for others (the zeridan leader doesn’t repop with ppl at him) or to stay in Taron and chop faster. If I went in as a bard, chances are I’d have been splorked there, if I’d had failed a single cast of reign of confusion. In fact, I ran there once as a bard, a few mobs tried to kill me and nearly succeeded - and then I learned the leader doesn’t repop, when you are standing there.

If you mean that I should call you next time I go to Mystica, sure, just keep the smartphone w/ Telegram nearby .)

Oh, one more thing. I was splorked, when I was at a gateable spot and was gating the group. Of course, I could’ve moved, but then someone else would have been splorked. I’m not convinced that having anyone but you, Oboe or Blackmore in the group would’ve helped. As Josiah said, it’s a tough area.

[ pri sec ter qua qui hex sep oct ] Players


[ Overlord Wa:9.40 ] Linx [Legends]

[ Overlord Wa:9.40 ] Taron teaches firewind

[ Virtuoso Ba:8.36 ] Sochi The Dancing Bear «M.A.G.I»

[ Magus Ma:8.33 ] Ezekiel Dragonsworn thanks Vege and Suna!

[ Champion Wa:6.39 ] Gorka Texas Ranger

[ Ranger Wa:4.36 ] Rok need master strike, concentration

[ Pilgrim Mo:4.32 ] Sledgehammer crushes the competition! Literally

[ 40d 40c 40m 39n|34o 28t 28w 22b ] Fandral the Fiery Feral

[ 40m 34c 17d 11n| 9w 8t 7o 6b ] (Reborn) Tuk «M.A.G.I» Putin’s Secretarie for IT security.

[ 39w 39c 36o 28n|30m 23d 20b 18t ] Imco ~

[ 20c 20m 20n 10b| 6w 5d 4o 3t ] Whatta Filler of Water Boxes

[ 20w 11d 8o 6c| 3t 3n 1m 1b ] (Reborn) Cyprimus beacon of light in a dark cloaked mud!

[ 14d 12t 10m 8w| 6b 4o 2c 1n ] Unmace the Alphabetizer of Numbers

[ 2t 0 0 0 | 0 0 0 0 ] Wuxia the Untitled

You tell Cyprimus ‘can I get you a mystical platemail noob?’

Cyprimus tells you ‘would help actually.’

Cyprimus tells you ‘got any?’

You tell Cyprimus ‘haha, no’

Cyprimus tells you ‘bastard!’

You tell Cyprimus ‘it’s true’

Cyprimus tells you ‘so far relevedl naked mostly..’

You tell Cyprimus ‘I’ve heard of juan-style’

You tell Cyprimus ‘I believe that’s anthony weiner style’

Cyprimus tells you ’lol’

High Priest of Hades misses you with his zap.

You are blasted with frost!

Your spectral shield has drained power from the spell!

You are blasted by High Priest of Hades’s frost!

Zuzu resists a great deal of the damage.

Lucifer, the dark angel slowly fades into existence.

Lucifer, the dark angel’s spell shield absorbs the damage!

The flames in Lucifer, the dark angel’s eyes burn brightly!

Lucifer, the dark angel utters the words, ‘yufzxuie’

War resists a great deal of the damage.

a few moments later

Group ‘No Ninos En La Canasta!’ is led by Zuzu and consists of:

(Front) Gorka [Wa:6.39 27hp 461ma 95mv] sapphire/chyroprase

(Leader) Zuzu [Cl:3.28 768hp 257ma 190mv] Rhodo|TJade

(Dead) War [Wa:9.40 -55hp 365ma 337mv] —

(Dead) Lerr [Ma:0.37 -176hp 77ma 157mv] eye agate

(Absent) Imco [Wa:0.39 217hp 47ma 246mv] jet/vgarnet

(Dead) Knifey [Wa:2.39 -120hp 227ma 273mv] GYT / CSapp

(Dead) Curate [Cl:8.30 -78hp 188ma 344mv] Obsidian | Emerald

(Dead) Songster [Ba:1.39 -166hp 26ma 265mv] jacinth/black onyx tiamat

You now follow Gorka.

Imco now follows the Red Sash City Guard.

<875hp 433ma 265mv> 591971384 1117657 - -7.9 +10 overcast+0 0 +0

You grouptell: ‘Gork, you can gt me to march, mist to mist tank, or reign’

<875hp 433ma 265mv> 591971384 1117657 - -7.9 +10 overcast+0 0 +0

A soldier of Bal Harbor leaves east.

Imco leaves with him.

The Red Sash City Guard leaves with him.

A Cave Strewn with Feces and Carrion

Exits: North

The corpse of Tinx is lying here.

The corpse of Taron is lying here.

AN OPEN PORTAL IS HERE!

Linx is here, fighting Uhhhl

Uhhhl is here, fighting Linx

<6hp 29ma 99mv> 190959418060 0 - 8.8 +10 indoors+0 0 +0

Linx skillfully parries the attack of Uhhhl.

Uhhhl viciously massacres Linx with his hit.

Uhhhl viciously massacres Linx with his hit.

Uhhhl viciously massacres Linx with his bite.

Uhhhl viciously massacres Linx with his hit.

Uhhhl viciously massacres Linx with his crush.

Linx delivers a massive blow to one of Uhhhl’s vital organs.

Linx viciously massacres Uhhhl with his slash.

Linx brutally massacres Uhhhl with his slash.

Linx brutally massacres Uhhhl with his slash.

Uhhhl charges and bashes into Linx.

Linx is knocked off his feet!

<9hp 30ma 99mv> 190959418060 0 - 8.8 +10 indoors+0 0 +0

say uh

Linx reports 582/1282 hp. Change: -685. Need: 700. Spells: none.

<9hp 30ma 99mv> 190959418060 0 - 8.8 +10 indoors+0 0 +0

You say ‘uh’

<10hp 31ma 100mv> 190959418060 0 - 8.8 +10 indoors+0 0 +0

Uhhhl viciously massacres Linx with his crush.

Uhhhl viciously massacres Linx with his hit.

Uhhhl viciously massacres Linx with his hit.

Uhhhl viciously massacres Linx with his bite.

Uhhhl viciously massacres Linx with his hit.

Linx is dead! R.I.P.

<14hp 32ma 101mv> 190959418060 0 - 8.8 +10 indoors+0 0 +0

push linx n

Uhhhl peers about intently.

<17hp 33ma 101mv> 190959418060 0 - 8.8 +10 indoors+0 0 +0

push linx n

You throw yourself against Linx and push him to the north!

<17hp 33ma 81mv> 190959418060 0 - 8.8 +10 indoors+0 0 +0

They aren’t here.

<17hp 33ma 81mv> 190959418060 0 - 8.8 +10 indoors+0 0 +0

Uhhhl snarls and salivates agitatedly but stays where he is.

<20hp 34ma 82mv> 190959418060 0 - 8.8 +10 indoors+0 0 +0

TICK IN 10 SECONDS.

save

tel ez raise linx

Ezekiel arrives from the north.

Uhhhl sees Ezekiel, and screams in terror!

Fandral arrives from the north.

Uhhhl sees Fandral, and screams in terror!

<22hp 35ma 83mv> 190959418060 0 - 8.8 +10 indoors+0 0 +0

Saving Taron.

Saving items.

<23hp 35ma 83mv> 190959418060 0 - 8.8 +10 indoors+0 0 +0

Uhhhl sees Fandral, and screams in terror!

You tell Ezekiel ‘raise linx’

<23hp 35ma 83mv> 190959418060 0 - 8.8 +10 indoors+0 0 +0

Fandral utters the words, ‘candusghafahuai’

Fandral briefly glows with a blinding light!

<24hp 36ma 83mv> 190959418060 0 - 8.8 +10 indoors+0 0 +0

Uhhhl really needs a good bath! Phew!

Timer now at 60 secs.

save

The portal flashes once, then shrinks and vanishes.

Timer now at 60 secs.

save

<27hp 36ma 84mv> 190959418060 0 - 8.8 +10 indoors+0 0 +0

Saving Taron.

Saving items.

<27hp 36ma 84mv> 190959418060 0 - 8.8 +10 indoors+0 0 +0

say what the hell

Uhhhl sees Ezekiel, and screams in terror!

Saving Taron.

Saving items.

<27hp 36ma 84mv> 190959418060 0 - 8.8 +10 indoors+0 0 +0

You say ‘what the hell’

<27hp 36ma 84mv> 190959418060 0 - 8.8 +10 indoors+0 0 +0

Uhhhl viciously massacres Fandral with his crush.

<27hp 37ma 84mv> 190959418060 0 - 8.8 +10 indoors+0 0 +0

Fandral barely slices Uhhhl.

Uhhhl impales himself on thorns round Fandral!

Uhhhl viciously massacres Fandral with his crush.

Uhhhl brutally massacres Fandral with his hit.

Uhhhl brutally massacres Fandral with his hit.

Uhhhl looks shocked as he cuts himself on Fandral’s bone armor!

Uhhhl viciously massacres Fandral with his bite.

Uhhhl impales himself on thorns round Fandral!

Uhhhl viciously massacres Fandral with his hit.

Fandral is dead! R.I.P.

<27hp 37ma 84mv> 190959418060 0 - 8.8 +10 indoors+0 0 +0

Ezekiel makes a hasty retreat.

Ezekiel leaves north.

<27hp 38ma 85mv> 190959418060 0 - 8.8 +10 indoors+0 0 +0

push fa n

You throw yourself against Fandral and push him to the north!

Fandral leaves north.

<27hp 39ma 66mv> 190959418060 0 - 8.8 +10 indoors+0 0 +0

l

Uhhhl peers about intently.

You land a powerful strike into Wurragurr Desacratrix’s side.

<1282hp 502ma 212mv> -12.2 +32 [ : AI’] 2

Tina utters the words, ‘yufzbarr’

<1284hp 502ma 213mv> -12.2 +32 [ : AI’] 0

Wurragurr Desacratrix is dead! R.I.P.

You receive 4,276,971 experience points as your share.

You gain 1,026,473 experience for being on point!

You gain 1,344,622 bonus experience!

You gain 4,276,971 bonus experience!

Total exp for kill is 47,667,630.

Your blood freezes as you hear Wurragurr Desacratrix’s death cry.

Wurragurr Desacratrix swings his cobra staff.

Ezekiel is dead! R.I.P.

Your target is no longer with us.

Thanks for posting, I forgot to do it.

Funny thing is that he didnt say, “I will kill Eze” or “I will hurt Eze a lot”, he just killed him.

The chinchilla guardian hates your guts!

You can taste the impending victory!

The chinchilla guardian makes a strange sound, as you place The Spear of Pestilence in its back.

@@

The chinchilla guardian makes a strange sound, as you place The Spear of Pestilence in its back.

The chinchilla guardian makes a strange sound, as you place The Spear of Pestilence in its back.

Your brutal backstab causes the chinchilla guardian to writhe in agony, opening up its defenses!

You report 1069/1422 hp. Change: +141. Need: 353. Spells: greater fluidity, aegis.

<1069hp 12ma 47mv> 191930098878 1038143 80 -13.7 +9 indoors+86539 2163 +0

Ezekiel utters the words, ‘yfaghbarh’

The silvery shield around the chinchilla guardian becomes opaque and reflects the spell!

Ezekiel’s spectral shield drains power from the spell!

Ezekiel is dead! R.I.P.

Ezekiel – ‘hp went from 892 to -395 in one blast and that was lit :)’

Ezekiel – ‘wonder if each of us saved and it doubled the damage’

Death by mobs after they have died.

War cries that don’t count with deathblow.

1300hp reflection?

It’s not funny anymore, it’s just ridiculous. These issues make a mockery of the game.

I tried out deathblow on warcry count last week. It worked for me. I got kill count for deathblow kill. Had only about 6 people in group that time iirc.

The brutal backstab multiplied your damage. There might have been two failed saves in there as well…

Fun stuff!

You are brutally massacred by Tanra, mistress of spiders’s rake.

Tanra, mistress of spiders misses you with her rake.

You are brutally massacred by Tanra, mistress of spiders’s rake.

Tanra, mistress of spiders looks shocked as she cuts herself on your petrified armor!

Tanra, mistress of spiders massacres you to small fragments with her rake.

You are brutally massacred by Tanra, mistress of spiders’s rake.

Tanra, mistress of spiders misses you with her rake.

You brutally massacre Tanra, mistress of spiders with your slash.

You massacre Tanra, mistress of spiders to small fragments with your slash.

You massacre Tanra, mistress of spiders to small fragments with your slash.

Gorka quickly spins a web cocoon around you and drags you towards her.

Congratulations, you have fulfilled your oath of victory!

N lulls you into a deep trance.

You feel sleepy and can`t resist lying down.

You can’t do that, you’re paralyzed!

That oath of victory looks silly, but it’s far better than the original implementation… getting paralyzed or knocked out of combat used to dishonor you, making your oath permanently weaker.

Of course, there’s still the typo problem showing your name (and N) instead of the mobs, but that’s what the typo command is for.

Afternoon chuckle indeed.

gt vege webbed

You grouptell: ‘vege webbed’

<887hp 225ma 283mv> 871259689 358291 - -0.5 -10 indoors+0 0 +0

Mage has turned his attacks toward Shun Chun!

Cyprimus leaves north.

Gorka leaves north.

Lerr leaves north.

Zuzu leaves north.

You follow Cyprimus.

Emperor Yao’s Throne Room

Exits: North [East] South

The corpse of the noble Emperor Yao is lying here.

You see Zuzu, Lerr, Gorka, Fandral, Cyprimus, and Vege here.

You also see five terracotta royal guards here.

Ancient Dock

The rickety old dock creaks and groans under the stresses of the tide and

looks to be about ready to become one with the ocean. The boards are ancient

and were probably driftwood when the dock was originally constructed. There

is a single heavy iron mooring ring on the western edge of the dock, and it

looks as if it could rust completely through given a few more years. A small

collection of tents and huts lie to the east in what appears to be a native

settlement.

Exits: East

The Spirit of Bal Harbor is docked here.

There is a painted sign with a boat schedule tacked to the post here.

A dark-skinned native man wanders around carrying a long spear.

A heron is perched here on a post.

<1379hp 218ma 412mv 17999999868xp -10.7ac -%>

dg heron

war

warcry LEEEEEROOOY JEEEENKINS!!!

deathgrip heron

You yell ‘LEEEEEROOOY JEEEENKINS!!!’

<1379hp 223ma 418mv 17999999868xp -10.7ac -%>

Luck is on your side today!

A heron hates your guts!

You’ve got a great feeling about this fight!

A heron sees you circling in for the kill, and deftly steps out of the way!

<1379hp 223ma 418mv 17999999868xp -10.7ac -%>

You skillfully parry the attack of a heron.

You are viciously massacred by a heron’s hit.

You are viciously massacred by a heron’s hit.

You are viciously massacred by a heron’s hit.

You are viciously massacred by a heron’s hit.

You miss a heron with your hit.

You miss a heron with your hit.

You miss a heron with your hit.

You miss a heron with your hit.

fw heron

You lost your concentration! You failed to cast ‘firewind’.

<1008hp 223ma 418mv 17999999868xp -10.7ac -%>

You skillfully parry the attack of a heron.

You are viciously massacred by a heron’s hit.

You are viciously massacred by a heron’s hit.

You are viciously massacred by a heron’s hit.

You are viciously massacred by a heron’s hit.

You miss a heron with your hit.

You miss a heron with your hit.

You miss a heron with your hit.

You miss a heron with your hit.

fw heron

You lost your concentration! You failed to cast ‘firewind’.

<679hp 223ma 418mv 17999999868xp -10.7ac -%>

You skillfully parry the attack of a heron.

You are viciously massacred by a heron’s hit.

You are viciously massacred by a heron’s hit.

You are viciously massacred by a heron’s hit.

You are viciously massacred by a heron’s hit.

You miss a heron with your hit.

You miss a heron with your hit.

You miss a heron with your hit.

You miss a heron with your hit.

fw heron

You lost your concentration! You failed to cast ‘firewind’.

<351hp 223ma 418mv 17999999868xp -10.7ac -%>

You tickle a heron with your hit.

A heron is dead! R.I.P.

You gain 54 bonus experience!

Total exp for kill is 88.

Your blood freezes as you hear a heron’s death cry.

A native man gets gold coins from inside the corpse of a heron.

<1383hp 144ma 402mv 18000000010xp -10.7ac -%>

…

relolyme

cast ‘relo’ lyme-innkeeper

Ok.

You are momentarily disoriented as your body reforms in another location.

The Ancient Mariner

The interior of this inn is dark and smoky. Thick oak beams, blackened

with age, run across the ceiling. A large fireplace at one end holds a few

smoking logs: blackened kettles and pans nearby suggest that it is used for

cooking. At the other end is a narrow bar, on which stand wooden kegs of

various sizes and a selection of pewter tankards.

Exits: East West

A board titled ‘Most Famous Explorers’ hangs on the wall here.

Lyme’s innkeeper smiles at you and offers to put you up for the night.

…

<1383hp 144ma 402mv 18000000010xp -10.7ac -%>

Guildhouse of the Avatar

The guild hall is an immense room and houses some of the finest

training equipment available in the known world. The room is lit

by thousands of glowing powered crystals which have been embedded

into the walls and ceiling. There is a distinct odor of expensive

incense in the air. A grand flight of marble stairs leads upward

into an atrium.

Exits: South Up

An old man with a white beard and many black tattoos stands here.

Apirana the Master Avatar glows with a bright light!

<1383hp 145ma 402mv 18000000010xp -10.7ac -%>

level gain

You raise a level!

Krom is very pleased with your progress and rewards you!

Apirana the Master Avatar says ‘Gorka is ready for the next level’

The world cheers your name.

Done with World Restore.

Apirana the Master Avatar gossips– ‘ALL HAIL Gorka, AVATAR!’

Saving Gorka.

Saving items.

who

Suna gossips– ‘grats gorka’

<1385hp 545ma 410mv 10xp -10.7ac -%>

Immortals of SlothMUD


[ Greater God ] Neptune [JAFO] Vote! Vote!

[ pri sec ter qua qui hex sep oct ] Players


[ Overlord Wa:9.40 ] Taron trades eq for gems http://bit.ly/2lzmAPk

[ Overlord Wa:9.40 ] Gorka Face - Made It!

[ Animist Dr:5.38 ] (Reborn) Suna Dragonsworn

[ Magician Ma:5.27 ] (Reborn) Tuk – ’ <@«M.A.G.I»@> ’ – (nrobeR)

[ Skinwalker Dr:4.36 ] Fandral the Fiery Feral

[ 40t 37m 22d 20w|10c 9o 7b 7n ] Tygra

[ 20c 20m 20n 10b| 6w 5d 4o 3t ] Whatta

[ 14d 12t 10m 8w| 6b 4o 2c 1n ] Unmace strikes the earth!

[ 8o 2w 0 0 | 0 0 0 0 ] Nib the Untitled

[ 5t 2m 1w 0 | 0 0 0 0 ] Tamzin the Untitled

There are 11 visible players.

Highest total since last bootup: 13.

You quickly play a verse of ‘reign of confusion’.

Ok.

Gildebruun, Mistress of Fiends steps back from the fight and scratches her head in confusion.

<565hp 4ma 283mv> 1779188395 68493 - -5.2 +4 indoors+672 16 +0

Victory – ’tank down’

<566hp 5ma 283mv> 1779188395 68493 - -5.2 +4 indoors+0 0 +0

Curate – ‘get out’

<569hp 7ma 283mv> 1779188395 68493 - -5.2 +4 indoors+0 0 +0

Curate – ‘get out’

<570hp 7ma 283mv> 1779188395 68493 - -5.2 +4 indoors+0 0 +0

Curate – ‘get out’

<570hp 7ma 283mv> 1779188395 68493 - -5.2 +4 indoors+0 0 +0

Victory leaves up.

<571hp 9ma 283mv> 1779188395 68493 - -5.2 +4 indoors+0 0 +0

Jackalope leaves up.

Curate recites a major scroll of recall.

Feist disappears.

<572hp 9ma 283mv> 1779188395 68493 - -5.2 +4 indoors+0 0 +0

recite recall fei

Victory – ‘went up’

Curate leaves up.

You follow Curate.

You struggle to break free from the webs to no avail.

Daemeon leaves up.

<574hp 10ma 283mv> 1779188395 68493 - -5.2 +4 indoors+0 0 +0

You are viciously massacred by Gildebruun, Mistress of Fiends’s hit.

<419hp 11ma 283mv> 1779188395 68493 22 -5.2 +4 indoors+0 0 +0

You crush Gildebruun, Mistress of Fiends very hard.

You are viciously massacred by Gildebruun, Mistress of Fiends’s hit.

You are viciously massacred by Gildebruun, Mistress of Fiends’s hit.

You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!

You begin to sing ‘dance with the dead’.

A loud melody erupts into the sky…

You quickly dance away from a fatal blow!

<50hp 12ma 283mv> 1779189039 68493 - -5.2 +4 indoors+644 16 +0

|

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recite recall

Curate – ‘i recalled him’

<55hp 15ma 283mv> 1779189039 68493 - -5.2 +4 indoors+0 0 +0

Your senses begin to dull.

<56hp 15ma 283mv> 1779189039 68493 - -5.2 +4 indoors+0 0 +0

You have been KILLED!!

<-120hp 16ma 283mv> 1779189039 68493 - -1.2 +4 indoors+0 0 +0

Lie still; you are DEAD!!! :-(

(Reborn) Tuk «M.A.G.I» New eq/runes added => bit.ly/15ToP2d is lying here, incapacitated.

Tuk has a strong red aura.

Tuk is surrounded by a barely visible green sphere!

Tuk is covered in sticky webs!

A deadly bone naga serves his master in protection of the wall of bones.

An enslaved bone naga is covered in sticky webs!

<969hp 447ma 195mv> 220691755736 1902980 - -8.9 +8 raining+0 0 +0

You sing another verse of ‘march of the heroes’.

<972hp 445ma 197mv> 220691755736 1902980 - -8.9 +8 raining+0 0 +0

An undead yuan-ti assassin throws a dull grey dart, hitting you!

You can taste the impending victory!

Your tumbling partially deflects the oncoming blow!

You report 1080/1322 hp. Change: +116. Need: 242. Spells: aegis, greater fluidity.

<1080hp 445ma 197mv> 220691755736 1902980 100 -8.9 +8 raining+0 0 +0

Your blood freezes as you hear Tuk’s death cry.

<1085hp 447ma 199mv> 220691755736 1902980 100 -8.9 +8 raining+0 0 +0

cast ‘restorat’ tuk Taron

Nobody here by that name.

Immortals of SlothMUD


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[ Overlord Wa:9.40 ] Gorka is a dork.

[ Overlord Wa:9.40 ] War solving disputes with epics!

[ Overlord Wa:9.40 ] Taron trades eq for gems http://bit.ly/2lzmAPk

[ Archmage Ma:8.36 ] Ezekiel Dragonsworn

[ Magician Ma:5.38 ] (Reborn) Tuk «M.A.G.I» all players above me are dorks.

You grouptell: ‘daemeon, gt macu me’

Daemeon – ‘macu me’

You grouptell: ‘macu > knife’

You grouptell: ‘yes, because i’m carrying all the macus’

Daemeon – ‘horder :)~’

You grouptell: ‘knives chop groupies more, and mobs less. stick to macus’

Daemeon wildly swings Macuahuitl, and accidentally cuts off his own head!

Daemeon is dead! R.I.P.

You grouptell: ‘yup, macu is better (c)’

Daemeon swings his weapon, accidentally cutting your head off!

You have been KILLED!!

Ezekiel – ‘macu is better’

P.S.

As you swing your weapon, it slips and slices through Daemeon’s neck!

Daemeon is dead! R.I.P.

You grouptell: ‘revenge!!’

Gorka – ‘paid back’

You grouptell: ’told you macus were good’

You are brutally massacred by a giant spiked lizard’s beat.

A giant spiked lizard’s beat bounces off Gorka’s heavy armor.

A giant spiked lizard misses Gorka with his beat.

A giant spiked lizard looks shocked as he cuts himself on Gorka’s petrified armor!

A giant spiked lizard brutally massacres Gorka with his beat.

A giant spiked lizard misses Gorka with his beat.

A giant spiked lizard misses Gorka with his bite.

You crush a giant spiked lizard hard.

You miss a giant spiked lizard with your crush.

Gorka delivers a massive blow to one of a giant spiked lizard’s vital organs.

Gorka viciously massacres a giant spiked lizard with his cleave.

Gorka massacres a giant spiked lizard to small fragments with his cleave.

Gorka wildly swings a large curved scimitar, and accidentally cuts off his own head!

Gorka is dead! R.I.P.

A giant spiked lizard sees Erikk, and ATTACKS!

Erikk’s spell shield absorbs the damage!

Ezekiel utters the words, ‘yafqz yuzre’

A force field appears blocking the west exit!

Norks utters the words, ‘pzar’

A warm feeling fills your body.

<432hp gt how did the 2nd leave room?

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+360 9 +0

Cyprimus – ‘Gorka suicided’

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You grouptell: ‘how did the 2nd leave room?’

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Cyprimus – ‘dont feed the lizards!’

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Ezekiel – ‘Gorka has chopped self!! RIP!!!’

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Gnu cuts a limb off of a giant spiked lizard!!!!

An eerie aura emanates from Gnu’s weapon, as a giant spiked lizard closes its eyes momentarily!!!!!

You miss a giant spiked lizard with your crush.

Erikk misses a giant spiked lizard with his crush.

A giant spiked lizard misses Erikk with his beat.

A giant spiked lizard misses Erikk with his beat.

A giant spiked lizard misses Erikk with his beat.

A giant spiked lizard misses Erikk with his beat.

A giant spiked lizard misses Erikk with his beat.

A giant spiked lizard misses you with his bite.

You crush a giant spiked lizard very hard.

Erikk crushes a giant spiked lizard very hard.

Your group’s front line is about to collapse, watch out!

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+28 0 +0

play ‘reign of confusion’ spiked

Cyprimus – ’tanking enabled. Sing for rescues!’

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Cyprimus reports 1274/1274 hp. Change: -100. Need: 0. Spells: greater fluidity, glowing.

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You quickly play a verse of ‘reign of confusion’.

Ok.

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Cyprimus heroically rescues Erikk.

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You crush a giant spiked lizard hard.

A giant spiked lizard misses Cyprimus with his beat.

A giant spiked lizard misses Cyprimus with his beat.

A giant spiked lizard misses Cyprimus with his beat.

A giant spiked lizard misses Cyprimus with his beat.

Cyprimus misses a giant spiked lizard with his cleave.

Cyprimus cuts off the head of a giant spiked lizard!!!!

Cyprimus viciously massacres a giant spiked lizard with his cleave.

A giant spiked lizard is dead! R.I.P.

You receive 3735539 experience points as your share.

Total exp for kill is 50208169.

Your blood freezes as you hear a giant spiked lizard’s death cry.

coins : You are too laden down with equipment to pick anything else up.

Ezekiel gets gold coins from the corpse of a giant spiked lizard that’s on the ground.

Ezekiel splits 29759 coins. Your share is 2975 coins.

Gorka – ‘heal me please’

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You feel better.

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Ezekiel utters the words, ‘candusghafahuai’

A gorynych briefly glows with a blinding light!

[ Overlord Wa:9.40 ] Gorka missing Juggleblood.

[ Overlord Wa:9.40 ] Taron misses Juggleblood

[ Archmage Ma:8.39 ] Ezekiel Dragonsworn missing Juggleblood.

[ Shaman Dr:8.28 ] (Reborn) Suna Dragonsworn Missing Juggleblood

[ Magician Ma:7.37 ] (Reborn) Tuk «M.A.G.I» missing Juggleblood.

[ 20c 20m 20n 10b| 6w 5d 4o 3t ] Whatta

[ 14d 12t 10m 8w| 6b 4o 2c 1n ] Unmace

Update:

Ezekiel gossips– ‘man, wonder who this juggleblood fellow is?’

Ezekiel gossips– ‘sounds pretty missed’

You gossip– ‘but is he, if Splork doesn’t know it?’

Gorka gossips– ’lets keep titles until we know he has seen’

Ezekiel gossips– ‘(c) Confucius’

Ezekiel gossips– ‘at taron’

Whatta gossips– ‘what do you miss about it?’

Gorka gossips– ‘he was likable and obxious’

You gossip– ‘attention to detail and players’

Gorka gossips– ‘all at the same time’

Ezekiel gossips– ‘player response, updated on forum, imm runs quests’

Ezekiel gossips– ‘player response, updated on forum, imm runs quests’

Gorka gossips– ‘#Juggleblood 2020’

You gossip– ‘he was the one, who fixed typos, mob procs and random bugs/typos that no one bothers with’

Ezekiel gossips– ‘continually actually played a char and immed’

Ezekiel gossips– ‘grouped with chars to know what might need to be tweaked in practice’

Ezekiel gossips– ’the list goes on’

Gorka gossips– ‘he also fed 5000 and walked on water’

Ezekiel gossips– ‘and that was just in level 0 coli!’

You gossip– ‘*fed with the meat pies, diseased with cowfutius. helpful and obnoxious at the same time.’

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You massacre a smoke and ash maul titan to small fragments with your slash.

Cyprimus skillfully parries the attack of a smoke and ash maul titan.

A smoke and ash maul titan viciously massacres Cyprimus with his claw.

You are viciously massacred by a smoke and ash maul titan’s hit.

A smoke and ash maul titan flails about from his sitting position, but hits nothing.

You massacre a smoke and ash maul titan to small fragments with your slash.

Belrath wildly swings a large curved scimitar, and accidentally cuts off Sochi’s head!

Sochi stops playing.

Sochi is dead! R.I.P.

Yennefer cuts a limb off of a smoke and ash maul titan!!!!

Tuk wildly swings a large curved scimitar, and accidentally cuts off his own head!

Tuk is dead! R.I.P.

Cyprimus brutally massacres a smoke and ash maul titan with his cleave.

Cyprimus brutally massacres a smoke and ash maul titan with his cleave.

A smoke and ash maul titan clambers onto his feet.

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Suna misses Tuk with his slash.

Tuk cleaves Suna hard.

Suna misses Tuk with his slash.

Suna misses Tuk with his slash.

Suna misses Tuk with his slash.

Suna misses Tuk with his slash.

Tuk impales himself on thorns round Suna!

Tuk cleaves Suna hard.

Tuk delivers a critical blow to one of Suna’s vital organs.

Tuk cleaves Suna extremely hard.

Tuk cleaves Suna hard.

SUNA! SUNA! SUNA! :twisted:

In this weeks episode of fight club…

Sochi cleaves Songster very hard.

Songster misses Sochi with his cleave.

Songster misses Sochi with his cleave.

Sochi cleaves Songster hard.

Sochi cleaves Songster very hard.

Sochi cuts a limb off of Songster!!!!

Sochi brutally massacres Songster with his cleave.

http://i.imgur.com/NGcJNTV.mp4

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You massacre a giant clam to small fragments with your whip.

Cyprimus skillfully parries the attack of a giant clam.

Cyprimus’s riposte viciously massacres a giant clam.

A giant clam’s smash bounces off Cyprimus’s heavy armor.

A giant clam looks shocked as it cuts itself on Cyprimus’s petrified armor!

A giant clam viciously massacres Cyprimus with its pound.

A giant clam viciously massacres Cyprimus with its crush.

A giant clam charges and bashes into Cyprimus.

Cyprimus is knocked off his feet!

A giant clam disengages itself, and attacks Yennefer!

Yennefer delivers a critical blow to one of a giant clam’s vital organs.

Yennefer brutally massacres a giant clam with her pierce.

Yennefer thrusts Rogue’s Dagger deep into a giant clam and injects a poison.

Yennefer massacres a giant clam to small fragments with her pierce.

You massacre a giant clam to small fragments with your whip.

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+3182 79 +0

Cyprimus reports 1027/1379 hp. Change: -224. Need: 352. Spells: glowing, greater fluidity.

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Lerr charges and bashes into a giant clam.

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Jackalope tears a sizeable chunk out of a giant clam with its chomp.

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Driven attempts to bash a giant clam, but bounces off and is sent sprawling!

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bas

Zuzu utters the words, ‘pzar’

Zuzu heals Cyprimus.

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Cyprimus reports 1288/1379 hp. Change: +261. Need: 91. Spells: glowing, greater fluidity.

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Yennefer massacres a giant clam to small fragments with her pierce.

A whip of demon’s flame unleashes a fury of flame as it snaps back and forth!

A giant clam is scorched by the flames of Hell!

You massacre a giant clam to small fragments with your pierce.

A giant clam’s bones crunch under a well-aimed attack by Zuzu!

A giant clam looks shocked as it cuts itself on Cyprimus’s petrified armor!

A giant clam viciously massacres Yennefer with its crush.

Yennefer thrusts Rogue’s Dagger deep into a giant clam and injects a poison.

Yennefer massacres a giant clam to small fragments with her pierce.

Yennefer massacres a giant clam to small fragments with her pierce.

You massacre a giant clam to small fragments with your whip.

You massacre a giant clam to small fragments with your whip.

You charge and bash into a giant clam.

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Cyprimus reports 846/1379 hp. Change: -442. Need: 533. Spells: glowing, greater fluidity.

Cyprimus clambers onto his feet.

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Lerr charges and bashes into a giant clam.

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You sing another verse of ‘sanctuary for the soul’.

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Jackalope’s teeth snap shut just inches from a giant clam’s face!

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Zuzu utters the words, ‘candusghafahuai’

Cyprimus briefly glows with a blinding light!

Driven charges and bashes into a giant clam.

A giant clam begins to sway, but regains its balance.

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rescue ye

Cyprimus reports 1220/1379 hp. Change: +374. Need: 159. Spells: greater fluidity, glowing.

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rescue ye

sing

Yennefer massacres a giant clam to small fragments with her pierce.

You miss a giant clam with your whip.

A giant clam viciously massacres Yennefer with its pound.

A giant clam looks shocked as it cuts itself on Cyprimus’s petrified armor!

A giant clam viciously massacres Yennefer with its pound.

Yennefer is dead! R.I.P.

A giant clam viciously massacres Cyprimus with its crush.

Cyprimus brutally massacres a giant clam with his slash.

Cyprimus brutally massacres a giant clam with his slash.

You massacre a giant clam to small fragments with your whip.

You miss a giant clam with your whip.

But nobody is fighting her?

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You grouptell: ’trigger on being bashed: pipe, stand, stand, second wind’

You grouptell: ‘zuzu raise yen’

Cyprimus – ‘she died from frontline damage.’

You grouptell: ‘cyp stabs’

You grouptell: ‘clam bashed you, disengaged, and she died from 2 rounds of damage’

You grouptell: ’target oct’

Cyprimus – ‘i parried both those rounds.. she just got frontline damage’

You grouptell: ’no, she was the focus’

You grouptell: ‘you only paried’

Yennefer – ‘Orrrrrr, my AC is absolutely atrocious and there’s nothing anyone can do to save me. '

Lerr – ‘A giant octopus is glowing with Faerie Fire!’

You grouptell: ‘yeah it’s tanks responsibility to save you yen’

You are viciously massacred by a fire maul titan’s hit.

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gt was supposed to give me some variety and preparation for the long runs

A fire maul titan hates your guts!

You massacre a fire maul titan to small fragments with your cleave.

You are viciously massacred by a fire maul titan’s hit.

You are viciously massacred by a fire maul titan’s claw.

You are viciously massacred by a fire maul titan’s slash.

You are viciously massacred by a fire maul titan’s hit.

You are viciously massacred by a fire maul titan’s claw.

You are viciously massacred by a fire maul titan’s slash.

You massacre a fire maul titan to small fragments with your cleave.

You massacre a fire maul titan to small fragments with your cleave.

A fire maul titan gestures and utters some strange sounds!

You are bathed in a painful stream of burning green acid!

Your group’s front line is about to collapse, watch out!

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+1761 44 +0

You grouptell: ‘was supposed to give me some variety and preparation for the long runs’

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sing

sing

You raise your clear (?) voice towards the sky.

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You raise your clear (?) voice towards the sky.

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Gorka – ‘missing tank’

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cast ‘restorat’ Songster

Stun utters the words, ’eawiahuai’

A fire maul titan screams in agony as red tendrils of mist infuse his body.

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Ok.

The cleansing fires of healing fill your body!

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You massacre a fire maul titan to small fragments with your cleave.

You are viciously massacred by a fire maul titan’s hit.

You are viciously massacred by a fire maul titan’s claw.

A fire maul titan misses you with his slash.

You are viciously massacred by a fire maul titan’s hit.

You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!

You stop playing.

You are viciously massacred by a fire maul titan’s claw.

You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!

You massacre a fire maul titan to small fragments with your cleave.

You massacre a fire maul titan to small fragments with your cleave.

A fire maul titan’s eyes narrow as he points a long finger at you.

You are seized by an ethereal demon!

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Stun reports 1586/1559 hp. Change: +169. Need: 0. Spells: greater fluidity, aegis.

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Nissa the peri brushes you with her wing.

You feel better!

You are rescued by Stun, you are confused!

assist Stun

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play ‘reign of confusion’ titan

Gorka – ‘Aegis Down in 60 secs.’

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cast ‘restorat’ Songster

Stun gets the Blessed Bag of Persephone from an ornate scroll bag.

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Stun gets a shoulder of lamb from the Blessed Bag of Persephone.

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Stun gets a boiled hare from the Blessed Bag of Persephone.

Ezekiel – ‘reign’

play ‘reign of confusion’ titan

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Stun gets a boiled hare from the Blessed Bag of Persephone.

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Stun gets a shoulder of lamb from the Blessed Bag of Persephone.

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Stun skillfully parries the attack of a fire maul titan.

A fire maul titan viciously massacres Stun with his claw.

A fire maul titan viciously massacres Stun with his hit.

A fire maul titan brutally massacres Stun with his claw.

A fire maul titan brutally massacres Stun with his slash.

Stun delivers a critical blow to one of a fire maul titan’s vital organs.

Stun viciously massacres a fire maul titan with his cleave.

Stun brutally massacres a fire maul titan with his cleave.

Stun delivers a massive blow to one of a fire maul titan’s vital organs.

Stun viciously massacres a fire maul titan with his cleave.

Stun brutally massacres a fire maul titan with his cleave.

Stun puts the Blessed Bag of Persephone in an ornate scroll bag.

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Stun reports 1299/1559 hp. Change: -287. Need: 260. Spells: aegis, greater fluidity.

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Tuk stops singing.

Tuk utters the words, ‘aque bragh’

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You calm down and return to a peaceful state of mind.

frenzy

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cast ‘restorat’ Songster

The radiant sphere around your body fades.

gt Aegis down

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You are incapable of channeling your anger.

frenzy

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cast ‘aegis’ Songster

A fire maul titan brutally massacres Stun with his slash.

A fire maul titan looks shocked as he cuts himself on Stun’s petrified armor!

A fire maul titan viciously massacres Stun with his hit.

You have been KILLED!!

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Lie still; you are DEAD!!! :-(

You slash the incense-maker hard.

Gorka massacres the incense-maker to small fragments with his slash.

The incense-maker misses Gorka with his hit.

The incense-maker misses Gorka with his hit.

The incense-maker misses Gorka with his pound.

You slash the incense-maker hard.

You cut off the incense-maker’s limb!

Limb number 17370 is flying again

You viciously massacre the incense-maker with your cleave.

Gorka cuts a limb off of the incense-maker!!!!

Gorka viciously massacres the incense-maker with his cleave.

Gorka wildly swings a double bladed battle axe, and accidentally cuts off Slice’s head!

Slice is dead! R.I.P.

Gorka massacres the incense-maker to small fragments with his slash.

The incense-maker attempts to bash Gorka, who nimbly steps out of the way.

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Gorka – ‘Gorka has reached 100 chops!’

Gorka – ‘snicker’

Ezekiel – ‘celebratry slice chop’

The corpse of an evil tarsir is lying here.

A brightly-plumed toucan warbles plaintively and preens.

(Red Aura) An evil tarsir prepares to rend flesh from bone.

(Brilliant Blue Aura) A large rabbit-like creature with antelope horns hops about playfully.

Xxx * xxX Dragonsworn is lying here, dead. (Brilliant Blue Aura)

Xxx glows with a bright light!

Xxx has a steady red aura.

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l tou

A somewhat inhibited bird, the toucan spends most of his life just

following his nose. Sugary breakfast foods comprise most of his diet,

which might explain why he’s so hyper. His body is covered in black

feathers, his neck in yellow. A prominent green and orange bill,

tipped with red, extends over a foot from his face.

A keel-billed toucan looks pretty hurt.

You attempt to peek at the inventory:

You can’t see anything.

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push tars w

push tars w

push tars w

You throw yourself against an evil tarsir and push him to the west!

An evil tarsir leaves west.

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They aren’t here.

<1257hp 775ma 339mv> 296243426525 1013452 - -2.3 +9 fair

They aren’t here.

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cast ‘firewind’ tou

cast ‘firewind’

@@

Ok.

A keel-billed toucan hates your guts!

A keel-billed toucan vanishes in a burning wind.

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+6919 172 +0

Gorka gossips– ‘snicker tarsir’

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With a mighty effort, you shake off your exhaustion!

Ok.

Winds of Flame pour from your hands, killing a keel-billed toucan instantly.

A keel-billed toucan is dead! R.I.P.

You gain 1167820 bonus experience!

Total exp for kill is 3305153.

warcry LET’S ROCK!

Your blood freezes as you hear a keel-billed toucan’s death cry.

You get gold coins from the corpse of a keel-billed toucan that’s on the ground.

There were 1691 coins.

9 g/sec

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+4484125 112103 +1691

cast ‘in’ Taron

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You yell ‘LET’S ROCK!’

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Ok.

You vanish.

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stealt

stealt

A keel-billed toucan arrives from the south.

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eqs wear raise

You begin to slowly fade into the shadows.

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You are already well hidden within the shadows.

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sing ‘rina cruinne’

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You begin to sing ‘rina cruinne’.

Ok.

Your song helps you to concentrate on your prayers for the dead.

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You sing another verse of ‘rina cruinne’.

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cast ‘raise dead’ x

You stop singing.

Ok.

Xxx has been raised from the dead!

You raise Xxx from the dead!

759 raises, 62 shocks.

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gos a toucan

An evil tarsir arrives from the west.

An evil tarsir sees Xxx, and attacks!

An evil tarsir looks shocked as he cuts himself on Xxx’s petrified armor!

An evil tarsir bites Xxx extremely hard.

Xxx is dead! R.I.P.

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cast ‘word of r’

You gossip– ‘a toucan’

<1254hp 628ma 282mv> 296247917569 1015143 - -5.7 +9 fair

Ok.

Magnolia

The path curves around a large magnolia tree, almost forty feet high.

It is covered with large white flowers, which emit a strong, sweet scent.

The path is edged with stone blocks, possibly in an attempt to stop it

from slipping down the slope toward the sea.

Exits: East South West

A piece of glowing parchment wraps and unwraps itself.

A large fountain is here gurgling out an endless stream of water.

A large note dispenser, with a button on the top, is here against the wall.

A magical contraption, the shadowgram, floats just above the Magnolia.

A large bulletin board is mounted on a wall here.

<1254hp 593ma 283mv> 296247917569 1015143 - -5.7 +9 fair

gos ok, this time was a tarsir

You gossip– ‘ok, this time was a tarsir’

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cast ‘relocat’ xxx

You weave the threads of magic masterfully!

You are momentarily disoriented as your body reforms in another location.

You feel your shadow cloak begin to dissolve.

Open Glade

Exits: North South West

The corpse of a keel-billed toucan is lying here.

The corpse of an evil tarsir is lying here.

(Red Aura) An evil tarsir prepares to rend flesh from bone.

A brightly-plumed toucan warbles plaintively and preens.

(Brilliant Blue Aura) A large rabbit-like creature with antelope horns hops about playfully.

Xxx * xxX Dragonsworn is lying here, dead. (Brilliant Blue Aura)

Xxx glows with a bright light!

Xxx has a steady red aura.

<1252hp 535ma 291mv> 296247917569 1015143 - -5.7 +9 fair

You feel less in touch with the dead.

<1252hp 537ma 293mv> 296247917569 1015143 - -5.7 +9 fair

stealt

stealt

Your attempt to stealth fails.

<1251hp 540ma 280mv> 296247917569 1015143 - -5.7 +9 fair

You begin to slowly fade into the shadows.

<1251hp 540ma 240mv> 296247917569 1015143 - -5.7 +9 fair

sing ‘rina cruinne’

You begin to sing ‘rina cruinne’.

Ok.

Your song helps you to concentrate on your prayers for the dead.

<1251hp 507ma 242mv> 296247917569 1015143 - -5.7 +9 fair

TICK IN 10 SECONDS.

save

recite recall xx

You sing another verse of ‘rina cruinne’.

The sky is getting cloudy.

Timer now at 60 secs.

save

Saving Taron.

Saving items.

<1250hp 502ma 244mv> 296247917569 1015143 - -5.7 +9 overcast

You get a dwarvish recall scroll from magical dwarvish scroll bag.

You stop singing.

You recite a dwarvish recall scroll which dissolves.

Xxx disappears.

<1250hp 502ma 244mv> 296247917569 1015143 - -5.7 +9 overcast

cast ‘word of r’

Saving Taron.

Saving items.

<1250hp 503ma 245mv> 296247917569 1015143 - -5.7 +9 overcast

Ok.

Magnolia

The path curves around a large magnolia tree, almost forty feet high.

It is covered with large white flowers, which emit a strong, sweet scent.

The path is edged with stone blocks, possibly in an attempt to stop it

from slipping down the slope toward the sea.

Exits: East South West

A piece of glowing parchment wraps and unwraps itself.

A large fountain is here gurgling out an endless stream of water.

A large note dispenser, with a button on the top, is here against the wall.

A magical contraption, the shadowgram, floats just above the Magnolia.

A large bulletin board is mounted on a wall here.

Xxx * xxX Dragonsworn is lying here, dead. (Brilliant Blue Aura)

Xxx glows with a bright light!

Xxx has a steady red aura.

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cast ‘raise dead’ xxx

Ok.

Xxx has been raised from the dead!

You raise Xxx from the dead!

760 raises, 62 shocks.

Xxx gossips– ‘omg.. this is horrible’

Xxx gossips– ‘LOL’

<1041hp 320ma 372mv> -14.2 +16 [*: AI’] 65

You are brutally massacred by Tyroch, Ruler of the Maul Titans’s slash.

You are viciously massacred by Tyroch, Ruler of the Maul Titans’s pound.

You are viciously massacred by Tyroch, Ruler of the Maul Titans’s pound.

You are viciously massacred by Tyroch, Ruler of the Maul Titans’s pound.

Tyroch, Ruler of the Maul Titans’s weapon cuts right through one of your limbs!!!

You are brutally massacred by Tyroch, Ruler of the Maul Titans’s cleave.

You miss Tyroch, Ruler of the Maul Titans with your cleave.

You miss Tyroch, Ruler of the Maul Titans with your cleave.

You report 659/1400 hp. Change: -377. Need: 741. Spells: aegis, greater fluidity.

<TANK> Yuck! -382 HP 659 / 1400

<659hp 320ma 372mv> -14.2 +16 [*: AI’] 63

Gnu – ’tank is weak’

<661hp 321ma 372mv> -14.2 +16 [*: AI’] 63

Gnu swings his weapon, accidentally cutting your head off!

You have been KILLED!!

You massacre a beast with a huge gaping maw to small fragments with your slash.

A beast with a huge gaping maw brutally massacres Vege with his pound.

A beast with a huge gaping maw brutally massacres Vege with his pound.

A beast with a huge gaping maw brutally massacres Vege with his pound.

A beast with a huge gaping maw misses Vege with his pound.

A beast with a huge gaping maw brutally massacres Vege with his pound.

Woody is dead! R.I.P.

You massacre a beast with a huge gaping maw to small fragments with your slash.

You massacre a beast with a huge gaping maw to small fragments with your slash.

Vege massacres a beast with a huge gaping maw to small fragments with his cleave.

Vege massacres a beast with a huge gaping maw to small fragments with his cleave.

Vege massacres a beast with a huge gaping maw to small fragments with his cleave.

Vege massacres a beast with a huge gaping maw to small fragments with his cleave.

Skeletal knight of fire attempts to bash Vege, who nimbly steps out of the way.

…

Norks utters the words, ‘gruugz oculoae’

Norks lays his hands upon the body.

Norks’s hands begin to glow very brightly!

Woody has been raised from the dead!

<838hp 134ma 364mv> 444277670 923330 - -5.7 +1 raining

Woody – ‘bloody maws, every damn time! (Visage was up)’

<839hp 134ma 364mv> 444277670 923330 - -5.7 +1 raining

group

Group ‘Ezekiel and his Fearless Force’ is led by Ezekiel and consists of:

(Point) Vege [Wa:8.39 1336hp 322ma 354mv] avent/jacinth

(Front) Songster [Ba:5.30 840hp 135ma 364mv] rhodo/tomb jade denuva

(Front) Dingo [Mo:6.35 1111hp 616ma 425mv] GYT | SBPearl EFlame

(Front) Woody [Cl:0.39 2hp 267ma 77mv] Ruby | Jade | w strands

(Front) Zuzu [Cl:8.33 999hp 749ma 353mv] TigerEye|BGEmerald

(Leader) Ezekiel [Ma:8.39 754hp 77ma 266mv] tourm/sapphire

                 Norks [Cl:9.40 1126hp 449ma 329mv] rose qtz, emerlad             

<840hp 135ma 364mv> 444277670 923330 - -5.7 +1 raining

Blazing golden rays of the divine shine down from heaven…

Blazing golden rays of the divine shine down from heaven…

Blazing golden rays of the divine shine down from heaven…

Blazing golden rays of the divine shine down from heaven…

Norks puts on a variety of armor and equipment.

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Woody hugs Norks.

<841hp 136ma 364mv> 444277670 923330 - -5.7 +1 raining

Norks utters the words, ‘candusghafahuai’

Woody briefly glows with a blinding light!

Ezekiel – ’target maw’

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Woody moves to the rear of his group.

<846hp 139ma 364mv> 444277670 923330 - -5.7 +1 raining

You play another verse of ‘rina cruinne’.

<848hp 134ma 364mv> 444277670 923330 - -5.7 +1 raining

Vege leaves east.

You follow Ezekiel.

Burnt Building

Exits: West

The corpse of a beast with a huge gaping maw is lying here.

The severed Head of a beast with a huge gaping maw is lying here.

The corpse of skeletal knight of fire is lying here.

You see Dingo, Woody, Norks, Zuzu, Ezekiel, and Vege here.

You also see a beast with a huge gaping maw here.

<849hp 135ma 363mv> 444277670 923330 - -5.7 +1 raining

Norks puts on a variety of armor and equipment.

<850hp 135ma 364mv> 444277670 923330 - -5.7 +1 raining

Ezekiel stops singing.

Ezekiel utters the words, ‘yazfuz yufz’

A beast with a huge gaping maw is outlined by a faint glow.

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Vege utters the words, ’eawiahuai’

<853hp 137ma 364mv> 444277670 923330 - -5.7 +1 raining

Ezekiel utters the words, ’noselacri’

A beast with a huge gaping maw seems to be blinded!

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assist Vege

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But they are not fighting anyone.

<856hp 140ma 364mv> 444277670 923330 - -5.7 +1 raining

Vege utters the words, ’eawiahuai’

A beast with a huge gaping maw growls at Vege and attacks!

assist Vege

A beast with a huge gaping maw looks shocked as he cuts himself on Vege’s petrified armor!

Vege skillfully parries the attack of a beast with a huge gaping maw.

A beast with a huge gaping maw screams in agony as red tendrils of mist infuse his body.

<856hp 140ma 364mv> 444277670 923330 - -5.7 +1 raining

Vege reports 1439/1392 hp. Change: +109. Need: 0. Spells: aegis, greater fluidity.

<857hp 140ma 364mv> 444277670 923330 - -5.7 +1 raining

As you swing your weapon, it slips and slices through Woody’s neck!

Woody is dead! R.I.P.

<857hp 140ma 364mv> 444284465 923330 99 -5.7 +1 raining

+6795 169 +0

A beast with a huge gaping maw hates your guts!

You slash a beast with a huge gaping maw very hard.

A beast with a huge gaping maw misses Vege with his pound.

A beast with a huge gaping maw misses you with his pound.

Vege skillfully parries the attack of a beast with a huge gaping maw.

Vege manages to tumble completely away from the attack!

A beast with a huge gaping maw misses Vege with his pound.

You slash a beast with a huge gaping maw extremely hard.

Vege delivers a massive blow to one of a beast with a huge gaping maw’s vital organs.

Vege brutally massacres a beast with a huge gaping maw with his cleave.

Vege massacres a beast with a huge gaping maw to small fragments with his cleave.

Vege delivers a massive blow to one of a beast with a huge gaping maw’s vital organs.

Vege brutally massacres a beast with a huge gaping maw with his cleave.

Vege massacres a beast with a huge gaping maw to small fragments with his cleave.

<859hp 141ma 364mv> 444285332 923330 97 -5.7 +1 raining

+867 21 +0

Ezekiel – ‘rofl’

Group ‘The Most Magnificent Rangers’ is led by Ezekiel and consists of:

(Point) Taron [Wa:9.40 1142hp 377ma 419mv] tourm/tomb jade

(Front) Xxx [Th:6.39 997hp 592ma 430mv] Rhodochrosite | Jet

(Front) Suna [Dr:9.40 1060hp 1124ma 365mv] sruby/malachite

(Front) Belrath [Mo:7.36 1221hp 434ma 349mv] Avent | PS sapphire

(Front) Zuzu [Cl:8.35 1053hp 921ma 353mv] TigerEye|BGEmerald

(Front) Sochi [Ba:8.39 1031hp 695ma 364mv] GYT

(Leader) Ezekiel [Ma:8.39 942hp 558ma 229mv] sapphire/Ruby

               Tysmiha [Ma:1.27  347hp 435ma 109mv] rc quartz/rose quartz         

                 Clain [Cl:0.31  409hp 174ma 123mv] ---

                 Woody [Cl:2.33  699hp 318ma 150mv] Chrysop/Eye Agate | w.strands 

cast ‘supp’ eudaemon

sac corpse

Woody carves up the the corpse of a massive squid.

Parry mode is now on.

<1328hp 386ma 419mv> 271867267771 1509691 - -14.0 +10 indoors

Woody sips from a water barrel.

You yell ‘LET’S ROCK!’

<1328hp 386ma 419mv> 271867267771 1509691 - -14.0 +10 indoors

TICK IN 10 SECONDS.

save

The ‘grace’ spell on you is about to wear off.

Zuzu joins in the war-cry!

Your last warcry hasn’t even stopped echoing yet!

<1330hp 387ma 419mv> 271867267771 1509691 - -14.0 +10 indoors

Woody joins in the war-cry!

Suna joins in the war-cry!

Ezekiel joins in the war-cry!

Tysmiha joins in the war-cry!

Belrath joins in the war-cry!

Sochi joins in the war-cry!

You don’t have any summoned followers by that name.

<1330hp 387ma 419mv> 271867267771 1509691 - -14.0 +10 indoors

@@

Ok.

You feel the attention of Tysmiha upon you!

<1330hp 367ma 419mv> 271867267771 1509691 - -14.0 +10 indoors

With a mighty effort, you shake off your exhaustion!

You sacrifice the corpse to Tysmiha.

<1331hp 368ma 404mv> 271867267771 1509691 - -14.0 +10 indoors

Saving Taron.

Saving items.

worship tysmiha

<1359hp 382ma 399mv> 271867267771 1509691 - -14.0 +10 indoors

You fall to your knees, commencing ritualistic worshipping before her.

<1359hp 382ma 399mv> 271867267771 1509691 - -14.0 +10 indoors

But nobody is fighting him?

<1359hp 382ma 399mv> 271867267771 1509691 - -14.0 +10 indoors

Nobody here by that name.

<1359hp 382ma 399mv> 271867267771 1509691 - -14.0 +10 indoors

Tysmiha answers your request!

Inle the eudaemon appears in a flash of rainbow light!

Inle the eudaemon starts following you.

Today in DoT: (I won’t post the log because it’s too spammy)

Gorka rescued a young nightrunner I was trying to murder, so naturally I started punching him in the face.

Others in the group assisted him, and Slice started firewinding me.

Good times were had by all.

Maybe the mud needs more pvp zones!

I’m glad everyone sided with me! :lol:

I think I tracked down the problem to an open ended “circles around” trigger meant to rescue grippers, but in this case it was people getting stabbed. Should be fixed.

Ezekiel utters the words, ’eugszr waouq’

Altotus isn’t taking any more: he attacks Ezekiel!

<352hp 189ma 372mv> 5880322858 1778389 67 -8.3 -4 indoors

Celaena buries her weapon to the hilt!

<354hp 190ma 372mv> 5880322858 1778389 66 -8.3 -4 indoors

Cyprimus flails his weapon about the room!

<358hp 192ma 372mv> 5880322858 1778389 65 -8.3 -4 indoors

You massacre Altotus to small fragments with your whip.

Altotus’s bones crunch under a well-aimed attack by Zuzu!

Altotus viciously massacres Ezekiel with his pound.

Altotus viciously massacres Ezekiel with his pound.

Altotus viciously massacres Ezekiel with his pound.

Altotus viciously massacres Ezekiel with his pound.

Altotus viciously massacres Ezekiel with his pound.

Ezekiel is dead! R.I.P.

You are viciously massacred by Altotus’s pound.

You massacre Altotus to small fragments with your whip.

Altotus’s bones crunch under a well-aimed attack by Zuzu!

Altotus utters the words, ‘candusounsozfahuai’

<258hp 192ma 372mv> 5880326386 1778389 61 -8.3 -4 indoors

+3528 88 +0

Josiah gossips– ‘Death informs you: Ezekiel was killed by someone’

<260hp 193ma 372mv> 5880326386 1778389 61 -8.3 -4 indoors

You play another verse of ‘gods of war’.

<262hp 186ma 372mv> 5880326386 1778389 61 -8.3 -4 indoors

You massacre Altotus to small fragments with your whip.

You are brutally massacred by Altotus’s pound.

You are brutally massacred by Altotus’s pound.

You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!

You stop playing.

You massacre Altotus to small fragments with your whip.

You massacre Altotus to small fragments with your whip.

Altotus’s bones crunch under a well-aimed attack by Zuzu!

Altotus utters the words, ‘yrawz ghfutz’

You resist a bit of the damage…

Altotus gestures, and you are blasted with fire!

You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!

<141hp 189ma 372mv> 5880327753 1778389 57 -8.3 -4 indoors

+1367 34 +0

Cyprimus – ‘damn.’

<143hp 190ma 372mv> 5880327753 1778389 57 -8.3 -4 indoors

You massacre Altotus to small fragments with your whip.

Altotus’s bones crunch under a well-aimed attack by Zuzu!

You are viciously massacred by Altotus’s pound.

You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!

You are brutally massacred by Altotus’s pound.

You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!

Altotus misses you with his pound.

You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!

You have been KILLED!!

<-35hp 193ma 372mv> 5880327977 1778389 - -4.3 -4 indoors

Cyprimus – ’no idea. was blasting.. boom.. they all dropped’

You grouptell: ‘you were flailing, and you dont have rescue trigs on dispel that use second wind’

You grouptell: ‘for me, you werent even flailing, you just watched’

Cyprimus – ‘you died in one round’

Sochi – ‘he’s authealing to full’

<951hp 174ma 358mv> 255452817130 4505546 - -14.0 -4 overcast

Dingo massacres Blackbeard, Retired Captain of the High Seas to small fragments with his cleave.

Blackbeard, Retired Captain of the High Seas viciously massacres Dingo with his hit.

Blackbeard, Retired Captain of the High Seas looks shocked as he cuts himself on your petrified armor!

Blackbeard, Retired Captain of the High Seas hates your guts!

You can taste the impending victory!

You skillfully parry the attack of Blackbeard, Retired Captain of the High Seas.

Blackbeard, Retired Captain of the High Seas viciously massacres Dingo with his hit.

Blackbeard, Retired Captain of the High Seas viciously massacres Dingo with his hit.

Dingo massacres Blackbeard, Retired Captain of the High Seas to small fragments with his cleave.

Dingo massacres Blackbeard, Retired Captain of the High Seas to small fragments with his cleave.

Dingo massacres Blackbeard, Retired Captain of the High Seas to small fragments with his cleave.

You brutally massacre Blackbeard, Retired Captain of the High Seas with your pierce.

You brutally massacre Blackbeard, Retired Captain of the High Seas with your pierce.

You brutally massacre Blackbeard, Retired Captain of the High Seas with your pierce.

You massacre Blackbeard, Retired Captain of the High Seas to small fragments with your pierce.

Sochi cuts a limb off of Blackbeard, Retired Captain of the High Seas!!!!

gt Aegis down

gt Aegis down

You report 1094/1401 hp. Change: +156. Need: 307. Spells: greater fluidity, wraithform.

Impossible! You can’t concentrate enough!

<1094hp 175ma 359mv> 255452824596 4505546 91 -14.0 -4 overcast

You grouptell: ‘Aegis down’

<1096hp 176ma 360mv> 255452824596 4505546 91 -14.0 -4 overcast

rescue ding

rescue ding

rescue ding

Banzai! To the rescue…

<1098hp 176ma 360mv> 255452824596 4505546 91 -14.0 -4 overcast

But nobody is fighting him?

<1098hp 176ma 360mv> 255452824596 4505546 91 -14.0 -4 overcast

But nobody is fighting him?

<1098hp 176ma 360mv> 255452824596 4505546 91 -14.0 -4 overcast

quaf darkness

Sochi – ‘can’t be killed’

<1101hp 177ma 361mv> 255452824596 4505546 91 -14.0 -4 overcast

You get a potion of pure darkness from a kangaroo pouch.

You fumble with the cork, but manage to quaff a potion of pure darkness which dissolves.

gt Aegis is up

Taron shivers and suffers from his evilness!

A dark haze precipitates around your body.

<1073hp 178ma 362mv> 255452824596 4505546 91 -14.0 -4 overcast

You skillfully parry the attack of Blackbeard, Retired Captain of the High Seas.

You are viciously massacred by Blackbeard, Retired Captain of the High Seas’s hit.

You brutally massacre Blackbeard, Retired Captain of the High Seas with your pierce.

You brutally massacre Blackbeard, Retired Captain of the High Seas with your pierce.

You brutally massacre Blackbeard, Retired Captain of the High Seas with your pierce.

You brutally massacre Blackbeard, Retired Captain of the High Seas with your pierce.

You report 980/1401 hp. Change: -114. Need: 421. Spells: greater fluidity, wraithform, aegis.

+5632 140 +0

+5632 140 +0

Guinex utters the words, ‘aque bragh’

<982hp 179ma 362mv> 255452830228 4505546 91 -14.0 -4 overcast

Blackbeard, Retired Captain of the High Seas snarls and salivates agitatedly but stays where he is.

<966hp 180ma 363mv> 255452830228 4505546 - -14.0 -4 overcast

Immortals of SlothMUD


[ Creator ] Splork .

[ Greater God ] Neptune [JAFO] Vote! Vote!

[ pri sec ter qua qui hex sep oct ] Players


[ Overlord Wa:9.40 ] Gorka ::RuMoRs::

[ Overlord Wa:9.40 ] Taron trade your Rhodo/Jet bit.ly/2lzmAPk

[ Hierarch Cl:9.40 ] (Reborn) Zuzu ::LeMuRs::

[ Hierarch Cl:9.40 ] Norks Dragonsworn

[ Mystic Mo:8.30 ] Belrath [Legends]

[ Pilgrim Mo:5.39 ] Driven to serve.

[ 39c 34d 26m 24w|11n 10b 8t 8o ] Tau ::TuMoRs::

[ 20c 20m 20n 10b| 6w 5d 4o 3t ] Whatta Salton Malt Reactor

[ 14d 12t 10m 8w| 6b 4o 2c 1n ] Unmace ::FeMuRs::

There are 11 visible players.

Highest total since last bootup: 14.

My mum would like you to buy my self titled Christmas album…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MLrWgXAOyo

Merry Christmas!

Behind the Bookcase

Exits: North [West]

Ezekiel Dragonsworn is standing here. (Faint Blue Aura)

Ezekiel glows with a bright light!

Ezekiel has a strong red aura.

Dingo Dead Dog Walking is standing here. (Brilliant Blue Aura)

Dingo glows with a bright light!

Dingo has a steady blue aura.

Zaq arrives from the north.

Fandral arrives from the north.

Padme arrives from the north.

<983hp 411ma 372mv> 11599684617 408978 - -6.2 -4 indoors

play ‘dance of the seven luck gods’

Sharp spikes erupt from the floor!!

OUCH!! You’re stabbed in the leg!!

Sharp spikes erupt from the floor!!

OUCH!! You’re stabbed in the leg!!

You begin to play ‘dance of the seven luck gods’.

You hear a series of clicks from within the wall.

The sounds of a merry flute suddenly fills the hallway.

Creaking loudly, the door slowly swings open.

<740hp 328ma 374mv> 11599684617 408978 - -6.2 -4 indoors

Dingo reports 1050/1162 hp. Change: -112. Need: 112. Spells: greater fluidity, aegis.

<740hp 328ma 374mv> 11599684617 408978 - -6.2 -4 indoors

Splat utters the words, ‘azoug’

Sharp spikes erupt from the floor!!

OUCH!! You’re stabbed in the leg!!

<623hp 329ma 375mv> 11599684617 408978 - -6.2 -4 indoors

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Dingo reports 1000/1162 hp. Change: -50. Need: 162. Spells: greater fluidity, aegis.

Crumbs utters the words, ‘pzar’

Sharp spikes erupt from the floor!!

OUCH!! You’re stabbed in the leg!!

<503hp 329ma 375mv> 11599684617 408978 - -6.2 -4 indoors

Dingo reports 940/1162 hp. Change: -60. Need: 222. Spells: aegis, greater fluidity.

<503hp 329ma 375mv> 11599684617 408978 - -6.2 -4 indoors

Fandral utters the words, ‘candusghafahuai’

Sharp spikes erupt from the floor!!

OUCH!! You’re stabbed in the leg!!

<389hp 330ma 375mv> 11599684617 408978 - -6.2 -4 indoors

Dingo reports 879/1162 hp. Change: -61. Need: 283. Spells: aegis, greater fluidity.

<389hp 330ma 375mv> 11599684617 408978 - -6.2 -4 indoors

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Norks utters the words, ‘candusghafahuai’

Sharp spikes erupt from the floor!!

OUCH!! You’re stabbed in the leg!!

<290hp 331ma 375mv> 11599684617 408978 - -6.2 -4 indoors

Dingo reports 830/1162 hp. Change: -49. Need: 332. Spells: greater fluidity, aegis.

<290hp 331ma 375mv> 11599684617 408978 - -6.2 -4 indoors

The song ends and you are less inspired by the deeds of the war gods.

As the song ends, a calm feeling overtakes your party.

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say stop casting

Padme utters the words, ‘paghz’

<291hp 332ma 375mv> 11599684617 408978 - -6.2 -4 indoors

You say ‘stop casting’

<292hp 333ma 375mv> 11599684617 408978 - -6.2 -4 indoors

Splat utters the words, ‘candusghafahuai’

Sharp spikes erupt from the floor!!

OUCH!! You’re stabbed in the leg!!

You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!

<180hp 333ma 375mv> 11599684617 408978 - -6.2 -4 indoors

Dingo reports 780/1162 hp. Change: -50. Need: 382. Spells: greater fluidity, aegis.

<180hp 333ma 375mv> 11599684617 408978 - -6.2 -4 indoors

Zaq utters the words, ‘candusghafahuai’

Sharp spikes erupt from the floor!!

OUCH!! You’re stabbed in the leg!!

You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!

<27hp 334ma 375mv> 11599684617 408978 - -6.2 -4 indoors

Dingo reports 722/1162 hp. Change: -58. Need: 440. Spells: greater fluidity, aegis.

<27hp 334ma 375mv> 11599684617 408978 - -6.2 -4 indoors

Zaq utters the words, ‘ghaiz gtui’

Sharp spikes erupt from the floor!!

OUCH!! You’re stabbed in the leg!!

You have been KILLED!!

<-105hp 334ma 375mv> 11599684617 408978 - -2.2 -4 indoors

cast ‘restorat’ Songster

Lie still; you are DEAD!!! :-(

<-105hp 334ma 375mv> 11599684617 408978 - -2.2 -4 indoors

group

Group ‘Ezekiel’s Champion Council’ is led by Ezekiel and consists of:

(Leader) Ezekiel [Ma:9.40 60hp 622ma 331mv] tjade/sruby/sess

(Dead) Padme [Cl:4.29 -28hp 260ma 303mv] gw diamond / pink diamond

(Dead) Fandral [Dr:6.39 -11hp 562ma 365mv] Tourm/RQuartz/lost cross ring

(Dead) Splat [Mo:6.37 -128hp 296ma 371mv] malachite/ruby gildervine

(Absent) Nom [Dr:4.30 776hp 716ma 164mv] avent/jacinth

(Dead) Zaq [Th:5.20 -21hp 182ma 242mv] bonyx / white opal / Cthulga+

(Dead) Norks [Cl:9.40 -42hp 422ma 329mv] cthulhusb pearl emerald

(Dead) Mage [Ma:8.39 -58hp 674ma 358mv] Jasper.Zhent

(Dead) Crumbs [Cl:7.38 -11hp 971ma 394mv] Gy Topaz/T.Eye/ E.Flame

(Absent) Dingo [Mo:9.40 339hp 447ma 441mv] Chrysop | Obsidian elite-sword

(Dead) Songster [Ba:6.28 -105hp 334ma 375mv] jet/avent calliope

<-105hp 334ma 375mv> 11599684617 408978 - -2.2 -4 indoors

You viciously massacre a sahaguin gate guard with your slash.

A sahaguin gate guard is stunned, but will probably regain consciousness again.

You report 988/1256 hp. Change: -355. Need: 268. Spells: greater fluidity, aegis.

<988hp 577ma 329mv> 121410690042 1407278 - -7.5 -4 indoors

+4059 101 +0

What should the spell be cast upon?

<990hp 578ma 330mv> 121410690042 1407278 - -7.5 -4 indoors

|

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What should the spell be cast upon?

<990hp 578ma 330mv> 121410690042 1407278 - -7.5 -4 indoors

<990hp 578ma 330mv> 121410690042 1407278 - -7.5 -4 indoors

kick guard

<992hp 579ma 331mv> 121410690042 1407278 - -7.5 -4 indoors

A sahaguin patrol swims into the room from the south.

A sahaguin patrol swims into the room from the south.

<992hp 579ma 331mv> 121410690042 1407278 - -7.5 -4 indoors

A sahaguin patrol hates your guts!

Your boots need polishing again - blood all over.

<993hp 580ma 332mv> 121410691442 1407278 97 -7.5 -4 indoors

+1400 35 +0

You are brutally massacred by a sahaguin patrol’s hit.

A sahaguin patrol looks shocked as she cuts herself on your petrified armor!

You are brutally massacred by a sahaguin patrol’s slash.

A sahaguin patrol looks shocked as she cuts herself on your petrified armor!

You are brutally massacred by a sahaguin patrol’s claw.

You are brutally massacred by a sahaguin patrol’s hit.

You are brutally massacred by a sahaguin patrol’s claw.

You are brutally massacred by a sahaguin patrol’s slash.

You brutally massacre a sahaguin patrol with your slash.

You brutally massacre a sahaguin patrol with your slash.

You deal a critical blow to one of a sahaguin patrol’s vital organs.

You viciously massacre a sahaguin patrol with your slash.

You brutally massacre a sahaguin patrol with your slash.

You report 638/1256 hp. Change: -350. Need: 618. Spells: greater fluidity, aegis.

<638hp 580ma 333mv> 121410713253 1407278 45 -7.5 -4 indoors

+21811 545 +0

kick gate

cast ‘firewind’

You miss your kick at a sahaguin gate guard’s groin, much to his relief.

A sahaguin gate guard is stunned, but will probably regain consciousness again.

<646hp 583ma 336mv> 121410713253 1407278 45 -7.5 -4 indoors

@@

You skillfully parry the attack of a sahaguin patrol.

Your riposte viciously massacres a sahaguin patrol.

You are brutally massacred by a sahaguin patrol’s slash.

You are brutally massacred by a sahaguin patrol’s claw.

A sahaguin patrol misses you with her hit.

You are brutally massacred by a sahaguin patrol’s claw.

You are brutally massacred by a sahaguin patrol’s slash.

You brutally massacre a sahaguin patrol with your slash.

You brutally massacre a sahaguin patrol with your slash.

You brutally massacre a sahaguin patrol with your slash.

You brutally massacre a sahaguin patrol with your slash.

You report 398/1256 hp. Change: -240. Need: 858. Spells: greater fluidity, aegis.

<398hp 585ma 338mv> 121410730246 1407278 6 -7.5 -4 indoors

+16993 424 +0

With a mighty effort, you shake off your exhaustion!

You weave the threads of magic masterfully!

Winds of Flame pour from your hands, killing a sahaguin patrol instantly.

A sahaguin patrol is dead! R.I.P.

You gain 900133 bonus experience!

Total exp for kill is 2547547.

warcry LET’S ROCK!

Your blood freezes as you hear a sahaguin patrol’s death cry.

A sahaguin patrol stops following an elite sahaguin patrol.

You get a sahaguin nose ring from the corpse of a sahaguin patrol that’s on the ground.

You get gold coins from the corpse of a sahaguin patrol that’s on the ground.

There were 4809 coins.

4809 g/sec

<398hp 560ma 323mv> 121414191798 1412087 - -7.5 -4 indoors

+3461552 86538 +4809

The song ends and you are less inspired by the deeds of the war gods.

<399hp 561ma 324mv> 121414191798 1412087 - -7.5 -4 indoors

kick gate

<403hp 562ma 326mv> 121414191798 1412087 - -7.5 -4 indoors

A sahaguin patrol swims off to the east.

You yell ‘LET’S ROCK!’

<403hp 562ma 326mv> 121414191798 1412087 - -7.5 -4 indoors

You can taste the impending victory!

Your beautiful full-circle-kick misses a sahaguin gate guard by a mile.

A sahaguin gate guard is stunned, but will probably regain consciousness again.

<403hp 562ma 326mv> 121414191798 1412087 - -7.5 -4 indoors

kick gate

You can taste the impending victory!

You miss your kick at a sahaguin gate guard’s groin, much to his relief.

A sahaguin gate guard is stunned, but will probably regain consciousness again.

<412hp 568ma 332mv> 121414191798 1412087 - -7.5 -4 indoors

kick gate

kick gate

You can taste the impending victory!

Your beautiful full-circle-kick misses a sahaguin gate guard by a mile.

A sahaguin gate guard is stunned, but will probably regain consciousness again.

<419hp 571ma 336mv> 121414191798 1412087 - -7.5 -4 indoors

kick gate

You can taste the impending victory!

Your beautiful full-circle-kick misses a sahaguin gate guard by a mile.

A sahaguin gate guard is stunned, but will probably regain consciousness again.

<427hp 575ma 341mv> 121414191798 1412087 - -7.5 -4 indoors

kick gate

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kill gate

You can taste the impending victory!

You brutally massacre a sahaguin gate guard with your slash.

You report 573/1256 hp. Change: +175. Need: 683. Spells: greater fluidity, aegis.

<573hp 579ma 346mv> 121414193782 1412087 2 -7.5 -4 indoors

+1984 49 +0

The ‘improved haste’ spell on you is about to wear off.

<575hp 580ma 347mv> 121414193782 1412087 2 -7.5 -4 indoors

cast ‘firewind’

You skillfully parry the attack of a sahaguin gate guard.

You are brutally massacred by a sahaguin gate guard’s claw.

You are brutally massacred by a sahaguin gate guard’s slash.

You are viciously massacred by a sahaguin gate guard’s hit.

You are brutally massacred by a sahaguin gate guard’s claw.

You are brutally massacred by a sahaguin gate guard’s slash.

You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!

You brutally massacre a sahaguin gate guard with your slash.

A sahaguin gate guard is dead! R.I.P.

You gain 1499424 bonus experience!

Total exp for kill is 4243653.

warcry LET’S ROCK!

Your blood freezes as you hear a sahaguin gate guard’s death cry.

You get gold coins from the corpse of a sahaguin gate guard that’s on the ground.

There were 17194 coins.

17194/0 g/sec

You report 231/1256 hp. Change: -342. Need: 1025. Spells: greater fluidity, aegis.

<231hp 583ma 351mv> 121419937913 1429281 - -7.5 -3 indoors

You are carrying:

a bag of weapons

The Spear of Pestilence ()socketed Black Onyx Rune()

a sable cloak..It has a soft glowing aura!

a golden sack

a shifting cloak..It glows violet!

guide on transcendental quickness..It emits a faint humming sound!

a milky crystal shard [2]

a ruby-inlaid crown..It has a soft glowing aura!

frosty white shoulder guards..It glows violet!

a shimmering spellbook [3]..It emits a faint humming sound!

a set of copper dragonscale greaves..It glows violet!..It has a soft glowing aura!

a flask of lavender-scented body oil

a mithril keychain..It glows violet!

a white-silken bag

a kangaroo pouch..It emits a faint humming sound!

the Blessed Bag of Persephone..It has a soft glowing aura!

flux of dreams that die..It glows violet!

magical dwarvish scroll bag..It has a soft glowing aura!

a bottle of dwarven moonshine

You report 1393/1401 hp. Change: +68. Need: 8. Spells: aegis.

<1393hp 107ma 321mv> 121570824466 2832292 - -14.1 +3 raining

sta

You stop resting, and stand up.

<1399hp 108ma 321mv> 121570824466 2832292 - -14.1 +3 raining

time

It is 2 o’clock pm, on the Day of Freedom

The 32nd day of the Month of Heat, year 1013.

The fertility goddess smiles upon the world!

The manipulation of raw magic is very strong.

Mother Nature’s presence can be felt everywhere today!

The greatest struggles offer even greater lessons.

Up and Up, Chop and Chop, Kill or be Killed.

<1401hp 111ma 324mv> 121570824466 2832292 - -14.1 +3 raining

Log is on: chop-nocap.TXT

cast ‘relocat’ goodwife

Ok.

You are momentarily disoriented as your body reforms in another location.

Beyond the Curtain

Exits: [North] West

(Brilliant Blue Aura) Goodwife Moran is in charge of the living quarters for the soldiers.

<1401hp 53ma 333mv> 121570824466 2832292 - -14.1 +3 indoors

w

w

n

e

res

Human Quarters

Exits: [North] East West

(Faint Blue Aura) An off-duty soldier is trying to grab some z’s.

<1401hp 56ma 335mv> 121570824466 2832292 - -14.1 +3 indoors

Bunks

Exits: North East

(Faint Blue Aura) An off-duty soldier is trying to grab some z’s.

<1401hp 56ma 334mv> 121570824466 2832292 - -14.1 +3 indoors

Street of Peaceful Light

Exits: East South West Up

<1401hp 56ma 333mv> 121570824466 2832292 - -14.1 +3 raining

A large curved scimitar vanishes out of existence.

A large curved scimitar vanishes out of existence.

A large curved scimitar vanishes out of existence.

A large curved scimitar vanishes out of existence.

A large curved scimitar vanishes out of existence.

A large curved scimitar vanishes out of existence.

A large curved scimitar vanishes out of existence.

A large curved scimitar vanishes out of existence.

A large curved scimitar vanishes out of existence.

A large curved scimitar vanishes out of existence.

A large curved scimitar vanishes out of existence.

A large curved scimitar vanishes out of existence.

A bag of weapons vanishes out of existence.

The Wide Gate

Exits: North East [South] West

A rusty old shovel has been left abandoned, covered in mud and grime.

Driven [>)))*>] is standing here. (Faint Blue Aura)

Driven glows with a very faint light!

Driven has a steady red aura.

A frost giantess is guarding the gate.

A frost giant is guarding the gate.

<1401hp 56ma 331mv> 121570824466 2832292 - -14.1 +3 raining

You sit down and rest your tired bones

After Teker reimbursed 10 scims, this happened in a bit:

Splat cuts off the head of Vouhx-t!!!!

Vouhx-t is dead! R.I.P.

parry on

You receive 34523420 experience points as your share.

warcry LET’S ROCK!

You gain 5523747 experience and 8000 gold for leadership!

You gain 12198275 bonus experience!

You gain 363 honor for leadership!

You have gained four thousand honor.

Belrath receives 34901084 experience points.

Splat receives 26084674 experience points.

Roga receives 12424713 experience points.

Padme receives 18987040 experience points.

Total exp for kill is 126920931.

warcry LET’S ROCK!

Your blood freezes as you hear Vouhx-t’s death cry.

coins : You are too laden down with equipment to pick anything else up.

Splat gets gold coins from the corpse of Vouhx-t that’s on the ground.

Splat splits 148500 coins. Your share is 29700 coins.

Splat gets a potion of speed from the corpse of Vouhx-t that’s on the ground.

Your target is no longer with us.

<1225hp 88ma 360mv> 122741333362 1601273 - -16.1 +10 indoors

+52248034 1306200 +37700

Belrath utters the words, ‘jioculoae zugaoz’

Belrath’s skin becomes beautifully pale as he takes on an elegant undead visage.

<1227hp 89ma 361mv> 122741333362 1601273 - -16.1 +10 indoors

group

Parry mode is now on.

<1229hp 90ma 362mv> 122741333362 1601273 - -16.1 +10 indoors

You yell ‘LET’S ROCK!’

<1229hp 90ma 362mv> 122741333362 1601273 - -16.1 +10 indoors

Your last warcry hasn’t even stopped echoing yet!

<1229hp 90ma 362mv> 122741333362 1601273 - -16.1 +10 indoors

Splat joins in the war-cry!

Padme joins in the war-cry!

Roga joins in the war-cry!

Group ’exp, open’ is led by Taron and consists of:

(Point) Taron [Wa:9.40 1230hp 91ma 363mv] rhodo/malachite

(Front) Roga [Wa:4.20 1146hp 342ma 271mv] csaph/pstrsaph

(Front) Splat [Mo:6.38 969hp 518ma 181mv] sruby/ruby

(Front) Belrath [Mo:8.37 1246hp 558ma 467mv] GYT | SB Pearl

                 Padme [Cl:4.29  863hp 498ma 156mv] gw diamond/emerald            

<1230hp 91ma 363mv> 122741333362 1601273 - -16.1 +10 indoors

Belrath joins in the war-cry!

<1232hp 92ma 364mv> 122741333362 1601273 - -16.1 +10 indoors

The ‘improved haste’ spell on you is about to wear off.

<1237hp 95ma 366mv> 122741333362 1601273 - -16.1 +10 indoors

gt ah i’m on point

You grouptell: ‘ah i’m on point’

<1241hp 97ma 368mv> 122741333362 1601273 - -16.1 +10 indoors

Belrath – ’there should be point, and leader’

<1246hp 99ma 371mv> 122741333362 1601273 - -16.1 +10 indoors

Splat chuckles politely.

You report 1251/1466 hp. Change: +50. Need: 215. Spells: greater fluidity, aegis.

<1251hp 102ma 373mv> 122741333362 1601273 - -16.1 +10 indoors

gt yes should be

You grouptell: ‘yes should be’

<1256hp 105ma 376mv> 122741333362 1601273 - -16.1 +10 indoors

n

group

In the Longhouse

Exits: North South West

There is a pitcher on the ground.

A pint of goat’s milk lies curdling in the elements. [3]

A hot, steaming pie sits here.

A wedge of cheese is sitting on the ground. [2]

A bright red apple lies here.

Some sweetmeats are sitting on the ground. [2]

A plump date lies here.

(Faint Red Aura) An alert ogre scans the area intently.

(Faint Red Aura) An alert ogre scans the area intently.

(Faint Red Aura) An alert ogre scans the area intently.

Belrath arrives from the south.

Padme arrives from the south.

<1258hp 106ma 376mv> 122741333362 1601273 - -16.1 +10 indoors

Group ’exp, open’ is led by Taron and consists of:

(Point) Taron [Wa:9.40 1260hp 107ma 377mv] rhodo/malachite

(Front) Roga [Wa:4.20 1150hp 351ma 283mv] csaph/pstrsaph

(Front) Splat [Mo:6.38 1000hp 533ma 196mv] sruby/ruby

(Front) Belrath [Mo:8.37 1246hp 566ma 467mv] GYT | SB Pearl

                 Padme [Cl:4.29  863hp 515ma 168mv] gw diamond/emerald            

<1260hp 107ma 377mv> 122741333362 1601273 - -16.1 +10 indoors

TICK IN 10 SECONDS.

save

tiamat repops in 15

There are 0 ticks of 5 left on Taron’s aegis!

Aegis falls on tick!

Saving Taron.

Saving items.

<1266hp 111ma 380mv> 122741333362 1601273 - -16.1 +10 indoors

recite recall

e

e

n

You get a dwarvish recall scroll from magical dwarvish scroll bag.

You recite a dwarvish recall scroll which dissolves.

A large curved scimitar vanishes out of existence.

A large curved scimitar vanishes out of existence.

A large curved scimitar vanishes out of existence.

A large curved scimitar vanishes out of existence.

Settlestone’s Well

This is an extremely energetic section of the dwarven city of

Settlestone. Two bustling streets intersect at the site of a ten foot tall

statue of the famed Krodar Thunderhammer. All four sets of city gates can

be seen from this vantage and hundreds of people walk about nearby. There

is also a large black stone well in the center of the square.

Exits: North East South West Up Down

A partially dissolved spellbook with strange runes lies on the ground…It emits a faint humming sound!

A spellbook with strange runes is spinning on the ground…It emits a faint humming sound!

A statue of Krodar Thunderhammer stands tall atop a pedestal.

The large central well of Settlestone is here…It glows violet!

fill decanter

Ragnar Stoneforge, the world-famous dwarven bounty hunter, strokes his beard.

Brandishing a long pike, a member of the dwarven militia stands ready.

A dwarven animal control officer patrols the area.

Wait… this actually happened? What the?

[1101hp/142ma/384mv, +142hr/+46mr, -1.6, 63%]

You slash Alocer Loki very hard.

You are viciously massacred by Alocer Loki’s hit.

You are viciously massacred by Alocer Loki’s slice.

You are viciously massacred by Alocer Loki’s pound.

You are viciously massacred by Alocer Loki’s crush.

You slash Alocer Loki very hard.

Alocer Loki utters the words, ‘xzb’

You are covered in sticky webs!

Alocer Loki utters the words, ‘aque bragh’

You are bathed in a painful stream of burning green acid!

Alocer Loki utters the words, ’euguihzofahz’

AHHH! Alocer Loki gestures and a piece of your body disappears.

Alocer Loki utters the words, ’euguihzofahz’

AHHH! Alocer Loki gestures and a piece of your body disappears.

Alocer Loki utters the words, ‘aque bragh’

You are bathed in a painful stream of burning green acid!

Alocer Loki utters the words, ‘aque bragh’

You are bathed in a painful stream of burning green acid!

Alocer Loki utters the words, ‘aque bragh’

You are bathed in a painful stream of burning green acid!

Alocer Loki utters the words, ’euguihzofahz’

AHHH! Alocer Loki gestures and a piece of your body disappears.

Alocer Loki utters the words, ’euguihzofahz’

AHHH! Alocer Loki gestures and a piece of your body disappears.

Alocer Loki utters the words, ’euguihzofahz’

AHHH! Alocer Loki gestures and a piece of your body disappears.

Alocer Loki utters the words, ’euguihzofahz’

AHHH! Alocer Loki gestures and a piece of your body disappears.

You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!

Alocer Loki utters the words, ’euguihzofahz’

AHHH! Alocer Loki gestures and a piece of your body disappears.

You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!

Alocer Loki utters the words, ’euguihzofahz’

AHHH! Alocer Loki gestures and a piece of your body disappears.

You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!

Alocer Loki utters the words, ’euguihzofahz’

AHHH! Alocer Loki gestures and a piece of your body disappears.

You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!

Alocer Loki utters the words, ’euguihzofahz’

Alocer Loki makes a magical gesture and you feel your body falling apart…

You have been KILLED!!

Lie still; you are DEAD!!! :-(

[-33hp/142ma/384mv, +0hr/+0mr, 1.7, -%]

I’m continuing to cycle this guy for a forge and I have confirmed that hermetic resonance simply does not work on him. I have had hermetic resonance up for disintegrate when he decides to go crazy on me like this and all of the spells hit me instead of firing back at him.

Now that notemp rooms are fixed..

A large curved scimitar vanishes out of existence.

A large curved scimitar vanishes out of existence.

A bag of weapons vanishes out of existence.

Entrance to The Arena Complex

Exits: North South Up

Major Payne beckons you to compete against each other.

Major Payne glows with a bright light!

It is 8 o’clock am, on the Day of the Moon

The 14th day of the Month of Futility, year 1016.

The fertility goddess smiles upon the world!

The manipulation of raw magic is very strong.

Mother Nature’s presence can be felt everywhere today!

You feel your affinity to magic strengthen.

The wisdom of a long forgotten god shines on your deeds for the day.

The potential for plunder has reached an epiphany.

Up and Up, Chop and Chop, Kill or be Killed.

Suna begins to sing ‘brothers in valor’.

You are greatly inspired by Suna’s song!

<1283hp 683ma 306mv 446780455xp -13.9ac -%>

A datura warrior shouts ‘Intruders! Kill them!’

<1288hp 685ma 308mv 446780455xp -13.9ac -%>

Arya raises her hands to the sky and slowly turns into a small brown ferret (Arya)!

<1288hp 685ma 308mv 446780455xp -13.9ac -%>

A datura warrior viciously massacres Arya with his slash.

|;rescue Arya;@@

Arya is dead! R.I.P.

You report 1297/1476 hp. Change: +20. Need: 179. Spells: greater fluidity, glowing.

<1297hp 689ma 313mv 446780455xp -13.9ac -%>

With a mighty effort, you shake off your exhaustion!

But nobody is fighting her?

<1299hp 690ma 299mv 446780455xp -13.9ac -%>

<1299hp 690ma 299mv 446780455xp -13.9ac -%>

Suna – ‘opps’

<1306hp 693ma 303mv 446780455xp -13.9ac -%>

snicker

You snicker softly.

Moonlit Shadows

An eerie golden glow shimmers unsteadily within the few shadow clouds

around here. The clouds slowly rotate at a steady pace, and the intensity

shifts respectively. The glow also casts the vicinity into a mass of

ghostly light, creating weird sensations. Although this may be a trick of

the ether, an odd mocking cackle is heard coming from one of the clouds,

punctured by the cries of the tortured.

Exits: South Up

Pierced by three spears of energy, Moonshadow howls in unholy excitement.

Moonshadow is covered in sticky webs!

Your target is now Moonshadow.

[947hp/57ma/411mv, +93hr/+47mr, -1.3, -%]

Ok.

The affects of your spell have been doubled!

You feel a sudden rush of excitement!

A piece of Moonshadow is turned into dust.

A piece of Moonshadow is turned into dust.

A piece of Moonshadow is turned into dust.

A piece of Moonshadow is turned into dust.

Feels good, man!

<666hp 26ma 129mv> 7585635939 696205 62 -14.1 +10 indoors

+16469 411 +0

Woof, you feel so tired!

cast ‘improved haste’

<669hp 27ma 29mv> 7585635939 696205 62 -14.1 +10 indoors

l arch

Smallpotato buries his weapon to the hilt!

<669hp 27ma 29mv> 7585635939 696205 60 -14.1 +10 indoors

Impossible! You can’t concentrate enough!

<672hp 28ma 30mv> 7585635939 696205 60 -14.1 +10 indoors

A tall dark figure stands before you. Long black robes drape from the top

of his head all the way down to his ankle. It is hard to see whats under

that enormous robe. The presence of the man is making you very uncomfortable.

The Archfiend has quite a few wounds.

You attempt to peek at the inventory:

You can’t see anything.

<672hp 28ma 30mv> 7585635939 696205 60 -14.1 +10 indoors

group

Group ‘The Grim Crowd’ is led by Taron and consists of:

(Point) Taron [Wa:9.40 677hp 30ma 31mv] rhodo/jet igor

(Front) Smallpotato [Th:4.38 983hp 388ma 303mv] chrysop/amethyst

(Front) Arya [Wa:6.35 1209hp 262ma 375mv] Jacinth|Obsidian

(Front) Zaq [Th:6.23 997hp 326ma 423mv] whiteopal/teye

(Front) Dingo [Mo:9.40 992hp 259ma 430mv] Tourm | TJade

               Ezekiel [Ma:9.40 1031hp  14ma 316mv] s.ruby/ruby                   

                   Nom [Dr:5.39  758hp 171ma 234mv] malachine/rquartz choker bf   

(Absent) Crumbs [Cl:8.27 936hp 1086ma 394mv] —

<677hp 30ma 31mv> 7585635939 696205 60 -14.1 +10 indoors

You skillfully parry the attack of the Archfiend.

Your riposte viciously massacres the Archfiend.

You are viciously massacred by the Archfiend’s hit.

You are viciously massacred by the Archfiend’s hit.

You are viciously massacred by the Archfiend’s hit.

Smallpotato thrusts Rogue’s Dagger deep into the Archfiend and injects a poison.

Smallpotato thrusts Rogue’s Dagger deep into the Archfiend and injects a poison.

You brutally massacre the Archfiend with your slash.

You brutally massacre the Archfiend with your slash.

You brutally massacre the Archfiend with your slash.

A whip of demon’s flame unleashes a fury of flame as it snaps back and forth!

The Archfiend appears unaffected.

You report 414/1401 hp. Change: -252. Need: 987. Spells: greater fluidity, glowing.

<414hp 30ma 31mv> 7585647919 696205 55 -14.1 +10 indoors

+11980 299 +0

Ezekiel flails his weapon about the room!

<416hp 31ma 32mv> 7585647919 696205 55 -14.1 +10 indoors

gt all in

You grouptell: ‘all in’

<416hp 31ma 32mv> 7585647919 696205 55 -14.1 +10 indoors

The song ends and you are less inspired by the deeds of the war gods.

<418hp 32ma 33mv> 7585647919 696205 55 -14.1 +10 indoors

flail

Smallpotato thrusts Rogue’s Dagger deep into the Archfiend and injects a poison.

Smallpotato buries his weapon to the hilt!

<418hp 32ma 33mv> 7585647919 696205 54 -14.1 +10 indoors

You flail your weapon around you in a flurry of motion in the Archfiend’s direction!

You catch the Archfiend in a flurry of blows.

<421hp 33ma 34mv> 7585653347 696205 53 -14.1 +10 indoors

+5428 135 +0

You skillfully parry the attack of the Archfiend.

Your riposte viciously massacres the Archfiend.

You are viciously massacred by the Archfiend’s hit.

You are viciously massacred by the Archfiend’s hit.

You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!

You brutally massacre the Archfiend with your slash.

You brutally massacre the Archfiend with your slash.

You brutally massacre the Archfiend with your slash.

The Archfiend breathes, filling the room with a torrent of flames!

You are roasted in the inferno!

Your spectral shield has drained power from the spell!

You resist almost all of the damage…

The Archfiend breathes a stream of fire at you! You are engulfed in flames!

You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!

Ezekiel resists almost all of the damage.

Smallpotato appears to be resisting quite a bit of the damage.

Arya’s spectral shield drains power from the spell!

Arya resists a great deal of the damage.

Nom’s spectral shield drains power from the spell!

Nom appears to be resisting quite a bit of the damage.

Zaq’s spectral shield drains power from the spell!

Zaq resists a great deal of the damage.

Dingo’s spectral shield drains power from the spell!

Dingo appears to be resisting quite a bit of the damage.

You report 253/1401 hp. Change: -161. Need: 1148. Spells: greater fluidity, glowing.

<253hp 47ma 36mv> 7585660615 696205 47 -14.1 +10 indoors

+7268 181 +0

Ezekiel flails his weapon about the room!

<253hp 47ma 36mv> 7585660615 696205 47 -14.1 +10 indoors

quaf mutap

quaf mutap

You get a vaporous white potion from a kangaroo pouch.

You quaff a vaporous white potion which dissolves.

You feel better!

You feel better!

You feel better!

You report 371/1401 hp. Change: +118. Need: 1030. Spells: greater fluidity, glowing.

<371hp 50ma 38mv> 7585665015 696205 47 -14.1 +10 indoors

+4400 110 +0

You get a vaporous white potion from a kangaroo pouch.

You quaff a vaporous white potion which dissolves.

You feel better!

You feel better!

You feel better!

Dingo sends a quick strike of his fist into the Archfiend’s side.

You report 473/1401 hp. Change: +102. Need: 928. Spells: greater fluidity, glowing.

<473hp 50ma 38mv> 7585669095 696205 45 -14.1 +10 indoors

+4080 102 +0

Zaq buries his weapon to the hilt!

<476hp 51ma 39mv> 7585669095 696205 43 -14.1 +10 indoors

A whip of demon’s flame unleashes a fury of flame as it snaps back and forth!

The Archfiend appears unaffected.

You skillfully parry the attack of the Archfiend.

Your riposte viciously massacres the Archfiend.

You are viciously massacred by the Archfiend’s hit.

You are viciously massacred by the Archfiend’s hit.

The Archfiend’s hit bounces off your heavy armor.

The Archfiend looks shocked as he cuts himself on your petrified armor!

You are viciously massacred by the Archfiend’s hit.

You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!

You deal a massive blow to one of the Archfiend’s vital organs.

You viciously massacre the Archfiend with your slash.

You brutally massacre the Archfiend with your slash.

The Archfiend breathes, filling the room with a torrent of flames!

You are roasted in the inferno!

Your spectral shield has drained power from the spell!

You resist almost all of the damage…

The Archfiend breathes a stream of fire at you! You are engulfed in flames!

You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!

Ezekiel resists almost all of the damage.

Smallpotato appears to be resisting quite a bit of the damage.

Arya’s spectral shield drains power from the spell!

Arya resists a great deal of the damage.

Nom’s spectral shield drains power from the spell!

Nom appears to be resisting quite a bit of the damage.

Zaq’s spectral shield drains power from the spell!

Zaq resists a great deal of the damage.

Dingo’s spectral shield drains power from the spell!

Dingo appears to be resisting quite a bit of the damage.

You report 212/1401 hp. Change: -261. Need: 1189. Spells: glowing, greater fluidity.

<212hp 63ma 39mv> 7585691296 696205 37 -14.1 +10 indoors

+22201 555 +0

The binding of the spectres wears off, and the shield they formed dissipates.

<216hp 65ma 41mv> 7585691296 696205 37 -14.1 +10 indoors

quaf mutap

You do not have that item.

<216hp 65ma 41mv> 7585691296 696205 37 -14.1 +10 indoors

Smallpotato thrusts Rogue’s Dagger deep into the Archfiend and injects a poison.

<219hp 66ma 42mv> 7585691296 696205 36 -14.1 +10 indoors

cast ‘spectral shield’

Arya utters the words, ‘restoration’

Arya briefly glows with a blinding light!

<219hp 66ma 42mv> 7585691296 696205 36 -14.1 +10 indoors

Ezekiel utters the words, ‘yfaghbarh’

<219hp 66ma 42mv> 7585691296 696205 33 -14.1 +10 indoors

Ok.

You bind some nearby spectres into an undulating shield around you.

<221hp 30ma 43mv> 7585691296 696205 33 -14.1 +9 indoors

Dingo sends a quick strike of his fist into the Archfiend’s side.

<221hp 30ma 43mv> 7585691296 696205 31 -14.1 +9 indoors

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defy

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A whip of demon’s flame unleashes a fury of flame as it snaps back and forth!

The Archfiend appears unaffected.

You skillfully parry the attack of the Archfiend.

You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!

You are viciously massacred by the Archfiend’s hit.

You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!

You are viciously massacred by the Archfiend’s hit.

You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!

The Archfiend’s hit bounces off your heavy armor.

You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!

You have been KILLED!!

<-40hp 30ma 43mv> 7585691296 696205 - -8.6 +9 indoors

Lie still; you are DEAD!!! :-(

Not your ordinary chop round…

[1382hp/496ma/288mv, +156hr/+35mr, -10.1, 95%]

You cleave a beast with a huge gaping maw extremely hard.

A beast with a huge gaping maw looks shocked as he cuts himself on Gorka’s petrified armor!

Gorka skillfully parries the attack of a beast with a huge gaping maw.

A beast with a huge gaping maw brutally massacres Gorka with his pound.

A beast with a huge gaping maw brutally massacres Gorka with his pound.

A beast with a huge gaping maw misses Gorka with his pound.

Splat swings his weapon, accidentally cutting your head off!

That Really did HURT!

You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!

You cut off a beast with a huge gaping maw’s limb!

You viciously massacre a beast with a huge gaping maw with your cleave.

An eerie aura emanates from your weapon, as a beast with a huge gaping maw closes its eyes

momentarily!!!!!

You cleave a beast with a huge gaping maw extremely hard.

You cut off a beast with a huge gaping maw’s limb!

You viciously massacre a beast with a huge gaping maw with your cleave.

Gorka brutally massacres a beast with a huge gaping maw with his slash.

Gorka brutally massacres a beast with a huge gaping maw with his slash.

Gorka brutally massacres a beast with a huge gaping maw with his slash.

Gorka brutally massacres a beast with a huge gaping maw with his slash.

[10hp/498ma/290mv, +156hr/+35mr, -10.1, 63%]

You feel a chill run down your spine.

Gorka (gossip): whaaat

Taron (tell): id like to play with zombies again. thx

Gorka (tell): sicko

Ezekiel gossips– ‘i like how you can masterful on undead control/charm and not get the peet’

You gossip– ‘when you try your best but you don’t succeedddd…’

You gossip– ‘when you get what you want but not what you neeeeddddd.’

You gossip– ‘stuck in slothmuuuudddddd…..’

Ezekiel gossips– ‘i didn’t know brad had gorka’s password…’

Don’t know why I waited to kill him… :lol:

The Grandmaster’s Den

This chamber is about the size of a normal human dwelling and contains a

large oak desk with a plush comfortable-looking padded chair. The ceiling

has been stained by an assortment of wild berries to help darken up the

candle-lit room. The wooden floor is covered with rare animal skins and

gives the room the look of luxury.

Exits: South

(Brilliant Red Aura) The grandmaster thug stands over his desk.

<356hp 230ma 257mv 18041138xp -5.2ac -%>

Ok.

The affects of your spell have been doubled!

The grandmaster thug hates your guts!

You throw a fireball at the grandmaster thug and have the satisfaction of seeing him enveloped in flames.

You throw a fireball at the grandmaster thug and have the satisfaction of seeing him enveloped in flames.

<357hp 216ma 257mv 18053684xp -5.2ac 55%>

You massacre the grandmaster thug to small fragments with your cleave.

The grandmaster thug massacres you to small fragments with his crush.

The grandmaster thug massacres you to small fragments with his crush.

The grandmaster thug misses you with his crush.

You brutally massacre the grandmaster thug with your cleave.

You miss the grandmaster thug with your cleave.

<306hp 217ma 259mv 18054896xp -5.2ac 44%>

Ok.

Magical energy sizzles through your body, increasing your spell’s effect!

You throw a fireball at the grandmaster thug and have the satisfaction of seeing him enveloped in flames.

<309hp 203ma 261mv 18061628xp -5.2ac 22%>

You brutally massacre the grandmaster thug with your cleave.

The grandmaster thug misses you with his crush.

The grandmaster thug massacres you to small fragments with his crush.

The grandmaster thug massacres you to small fragments with his crush.

You massacre the grandmaster thug to small fragments with your cleave.

You brutally massacre the grandmaster thug with your cleave.

Ok.

A magical void drains the power of your spell dramatically!

Your fireball hits the grandmaster thug with full force, causing an immediate death.

The grandmaster thug is dead! R.I.P.

You gain 391443 extra bonus experience!

Total exp for kill is 391443.

Your blood freezes as you hear the grandmaster thug’s death cry.

You get a black key….it has a dark aura! from the corpse of the grandmaster thug that’s on the ground.

You get gold coins from the corpse of the grandmaster thug that’s on the ground.

There were 20000 coins.

You get a pale violet potion from the corpse of the grandmaster thug that’s on the ground.

You get a roiling blue potion from the corpse of the grandmaster thug that’s on the ground.

Roedrig, Troll Champion hates your guts!

You can taste the impending victory!

Roedrig, Troll Champion makes a strange sound, as you place DEATH BY CHOCOLATE in his back.

Roedrig, Troll Champion makes a strange sound, as you place DEATH BY CHOCOLATE in his back.

Roedrig, Troll Champion makes a strange sound, as you place DEATH BY CHOCOLATE in his back.

Your brutal backstab causes Roedrig, Troll Champion to writhe in agony, opening up his defenses!

You report 1823/1683 hp. Change: +140. Need: 0. Spells: greater fluidity, aegis.

<1823hp 236ma 439mv 10478126478xp -14.2ac 11%>

Ozzy utters the words, ‘damnation’

Roedrig, Troll Champion screams in agony as red tendrils of mist infuse his body.

<1823hp 236ma 439mv 10478126478xp -14.2ac 10%>

You are viciously massacred by Roedrig, Troll Champion’s hit.

Roedrig, Troll Champion’s crush bounces off your heavy armor.

You are brutally massacred by Roedrig, Troll Champion’s crush.

Roedrig, Troll Champion misses you with his crush.

You viciously massacre Roedrig, Troll Champion with your pierce.

You viciously massacre Roedrig, Troll Champion with your pierce.

Roedrig, Troll Champion is dead! R.I.P.

You receive 42921708 experience points as your share.

You gain 13734946 experience and 8000 gold for leadership!

You gain 25924140 bonus experience!

You gain 42921708 extra bonus experience!

You gain 259 honor for leadership!

You have gained two thousand eight hundred and fifty-seven honor.

You have gained five thousand four hundred and twenty-eight bonus honor.

Padme receives 30620932 experience points.

Arya receives 41479108 experience points.

Norks receives 18595182 experience points.

Waza receives 29605428 experience points.

Feist receives 41003724 experience points.

Splat receives 44388964 experience points.

Ezekiel receives 44388964 experience points.

Ozzy receives 35292588 experience points.

Paka receives 13976612 experience points.

Vasu receives 38208948 experience points.

Driven receives 42438100 experience points.

Guinex receives 34418536 experience points.

Sochi receives 44388964 experience points.

Total exp for kill is 501727758.

The Were-Lord Lupine hates your guts!

You can taste the impending victory!

The Were-Lord Lupine makes a strange sound, as you place DEATH BY CHOCOLATE in his back.

The Were-Lord Lupine makes a strange sound, as you place DEATH BY CHOCOLATE in his back.

The Were-Lord Lupine makes a strange sound, as you place DEATH BY CHOCOLATE in his back.

Your brutal backstab causes The Were-Lord Lupine to writhe in agony, opening up his defenses!

You report 1843/1683 hp. Change: +168. Need: 0. Spells: aegis, greater fluidity.

<1843hp 251ma 438mv 10607486294xp -14.2ac 12%>

Ozzy utters the words, ‘damnation’

The Were-Lord Lupine screams in agony as red tendrils of mist infuse his body.

<1843hp 254ma 442mv 10607486294xp -14.2ac 12%>

Ok.

The Were-Lord Lupine is enmeshed in thick webs!

<1843hp 240ma 443mv 10607486294xp -14.2ac 11%>

The Were-Lord Lupine looks shocked as he cuts himself on your petrified armor!

You skillfully parry the attack of The Were-Lord Lupine.

You are brutally massacred by The Were-Lord Lupine’s rake.

You are brutally massacred by The Were-Lord Lupine’s claw.

You are brutally massacred by The Were-Lord Lupine’s claw.

The Were-Lord Lupine misses you with his rake.

You viciously massacre The Were-Lord Lupine with your pierce.

You viciously massacre The Were-Lord Lupine with your pierce.

The Were-Lord Lupine is dead! R.I.P.

You receive 53587892 experience points as your share.

You gain 17148125 experience and 8000 gold for leadership!

You gain 32366372 bonus experience!

You gain 53587892 extra bonus experience!

You gain 324 honor for leadership!

You have gained three thousand five hundred and seventy-one honor.

You have gained six thousand seven hundred and eighty-four bonus honor.

Padme receives 38230336 experience points.

Arya receives 51786808 experience points.

Norks receives 23216146 experience points.

Waza receives 36962476 experience points.

Feist receives 51193284 experience points.

Splat receives 55419768 experience points.

Ezekiel receives 55419768 experience points.

Ozzy receives 44062916 experience points.

Paka receives 17449846 experience points.

Vasu receives 47704000 experience points.

Driven receives 52984108 experience points.

Guinex receives 42971656 experience points.

Sochi receives 55419768 experience points.

Total exp for kill is 626408772.

Never seen this before, but makes sense… morting an ether mob with autokill on.

<670hp 244ma 387mv>

Your botched ambush attempt greatly annoys the solar necromancer.

The solar necromancer looks shocked as he cuts himself on your petrified armor!

The solar necromancer zaps you extremely hard.

[653hp/244ma/387mv, +133hr/+52mr, -7.7, 13%]

You weave the threads of magic masterfully!

Your thunder clap hits the solar necromancer, causing the solar necromancer great pain.

The solar necromancer is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.

The solar necromancer spasms as electricity crackles through him!

[653hp/219ma/387mv, +133hr/+52mr, -7.7, 0%]

Your blow passes right through the solar necromancer with no effect!

The solar necromancer is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.

Your blow passes right through the solar necromancer with no effect!

The solar necromancer is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.

Your blow passes right through the solar necromancer with no effect!

The solar necromancer is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.

[655hp/220ma/388mv, +133hr/+52mr, -7.7, 0%]

Your blow passes right through the solar necromancer with no effect!

The solar necromancer is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.

Your blow passes right through the solar necromancer with no effect!

The solar necromancer is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.

Your blow passes right through the solar necromancer with no effect!

The solar necromancer is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.

[664hp/224ma/392mv, +133hr/+52mr, -7.7, 0%]

Your blow passes right through the solar necromancer with no effect!

The solar necromancer is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.

Your blow passes right through the solar necromancer with no effect!

The solar necromancer is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.

Your blow passes right through the solar necromancer with no effect!

The solar necromancer is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.

[675hp/228ma/396mv, +133hr/+52mr, -7.7, 0%]

tt

Ok.

Your thunder clap incinerates the solar necromancer.

The solar necromancer is dead! R.I.P.

You gain 639776 bonus experience!

You are taking the first steps along the way to redemption.

Total exp for kill is 1065885.

Your blood freezes as you hear the solar necromancer’s death cry.

You get gold coins from the corpse of the solar necromancer that’s on the ground.

There were 9375 coins.

[676hp/204ma/397mv, +88hr/+52mr, -7.7, -%]

rem pestilence

wie chopper

Brick Starkhaus hates your guts!

You can taste the impending victory!

Brick Starkhaus makes a strange sound, as you place The Spear of Pestilence in his back.

Brick Starkhaus makes a strange sound, as you place The Spear of Pestilence in his back.

<1437hp 681ma 371mv> 7002434947 2154202 99 -8.9 -2 indoors

+1008 25 +0

You are rescued by Gorka, you are confused!

warcry LET’S ROCK!

assist Gorka

@@

Gorka reports 1713/1560 hp. Change: +181. Need: 0. Spells: glowing, greater fluidity.

<1277hp 681ma 372mv> 7002434947 2154202 - -8.9 -2 indoors

Brick Starkhaus misses Gorka with his hit.

Gorka delivers a massive blow to one of Brick Starkhaus’s vital organs.

Gorka tickles Brick Starkhaus with his cleave.

Gorka tickles Brick Starkhaus with his cleave.

Gorka cuts a limb off of Brick Starkhaus!!!!

Gorka massacres Brick Starkhaus to small fragments with his cleave.

An eerie aura emanates from Gorka’s weapon, as Brick Starkhaus closes its eyes momentarily!!!!!

You sing another verse of ‘brothers in valor’.

Splat’s teeth chatter loudly.

With a mighty effort, you shake off your exhaustion!

You stop using The Spear of Pestilence.

<1277hp 679ma 358mv> 7002434947 2154202 - -8.9 -2 indoors

You wield a large curved scimitar.

<1277hp 679ma 358mv> 7002434947 2154202 - -8.9 -2 indoors

You yell ‘LET’S ROCK!’

<1277hp 679ma 358mv> 7002434947 2154202 - -8.9 -2 indoors

You cut off Brick Starkhaus’s limb!

Limb number 25060 is flying again

You can taste the impending victory!

You massacre Brick Starkhaus to small fragments with your cleave.

<1417hp 679ma 358mv> 7002437981 2154202 99 -8.9 -2 indoors

The dwarven scribe arrives from the west.

A dusty dwarven warrior arrives from the south.

A dwarven mercenary guard arrives from the south.

A dusty dwarven warrior arrives from the north.

<1462hp 619ma 402mv> 245991761 866223 - -12.8 -5 raining

TICK IN 10 SECONDS.

save

Saving Taron.

Saving items.

<1461hp 622ma 401mv> 245991761 866223 - -12.8 -5 raining

l scr

This very intelligent-looking female dwarf is wearing a pair of the

biggest spectacles you have ever seen. Her tiny eyes peer out over her

frames as she watches you enter. She has ink-stains all over her hands

and a few smudges on her face, which is wreathed in stringy hair that has

been hastily gathered in a ponytail. She is wearing an unadorned brown

robe.

The dwarven scribe is in excellent condition.

You attempt to peek at the inventory:

a burnt scroll..It glows violet!

a burnt scroll..It glows violet!

a burnt scroll..It glows violet!

a burnt scroll..It glows violet!

an old scroll

a burnt scroll..It glows violet!

a burnt scroll..It glows violet!

a scroll of elemental control..It glows violet!

a scroll of elemental control..It glows violet!

a dwarvish recall scroll..It glows violet!

an identify scroll..It glows violet!

a damp moldy scroll..It glows violet!

a major scroll of recall..It glows violet!

<1461hp 623ma 401mv> 245991761 866223 - -12.8 -5 raining

You sing another verse of ’eye of the beholder’.

<1461hp 617ma 401mv> 245991761 866223 - -12.8 -5 raining

sta

You stop resting, and stand up.

<1461hp 618ma 401mv> 245991761 866223 - -12.8 -5 raining

rem valor pestilence chopper

eqs wear ac

rem valor

wield pestilence

You are not using a ‘valor’.

You are not using a ‘pestilence’.

You are not using a ‘chopper’.

<1461hp 619ma 401mv> 245991761 866223 - -12.8 -5 raining

You stop using an orb of mesmerization.

You light a glowing bauble with Taron engraved upon on it and hold it.

You stop using a pair of black tassled boots.

You step into gleaming dragonscale sabatons.

You stop using a set of sparkling ruby gauntlets..it radiates holy energy!.

You wear devilskin gauntlets on your hands.

You stop using the shield of serpentinous demise.

You start using Walls of Jericho as a shield.

You wield Brilliant Sword of Valor.

<1461hp 619ma 401mv> 245991761 866223 - -14.1 -5 raining

backstab scr

You stop using Brilliant Sword of Valor.

<1462hp 620ma 402mv> 245991761 866223 - -14.1 -5 raining

You wield The Spear of Pestilence.

<1464hp 621ma 403mv> 245991761 866223 - -14.1 -5 raining

rem pestilence

wield valor

The dwarven scribe hates your guts!

The dwarven scribe makes a strange sound, as you place The Spear of Pestilence in her back.

The dwarven scribe makes a strange sound, as you place The Spear of Pestilence in her back.

The dwarven scribe makes a strange sound, as you place The Spear of Pestilence in her back.

Your brutal backstab causes the dwarven scribe to writhe in agony, opening up her defenses!

@@

<1464hp 621ma 383mv> 246081599 866223 94 -14.1 -5 raining

+89838 2245 +0

With a mighty effort, you shake off your exhaustion!

You stop using The Spear of Pestilence.

<1466hp 622ma 368mv> 246081599 866223 94 -14.1 -5 raining

cast ‘firewind’

You wield Brilliant Sword of Valor.

<1466hp 622ma 368mv> 246081599 866223 94 -14.1 -5 raining

<1466hp 622ma 368mv> 246081599 866223 94 -14.1 -5 raining

You stop singing.

Ok.

The dwarven scribe vanishes in a burning wind.

<1466hp 598ma 369mv> 246086111 866223 93 -14.1 -5 raining

+4512 112 +0

You are viciously massacred by the dwarven scribe’s hit.

You are viciously massacred by the dwarven scribe’s hit.

You are viciously massacred by the dwarven scribe’s hit.

You viciously massacre the dwarven scribe with your slash.

You viciously massacre the dwarven scribe with your slash.

You viciously massacre the dwarven scribe with your slash.

The dwarven scribe calls for the powers of the immortals!

The ground jumps up and hits the back of your head! No, wait, it’s you on the ground.

You report 1/1466 hp. Change: -1417. Need: 1465. Spells: glowing.

<1hp 0ma 370mv> 246112323 866223 - -14.1 -5 raining

+26212 655 +0

cast ‘web’

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sta

You are already standing.

<17hp 10ma 376mv> 246112323 866223 - -14.1 -5 raining

l

Settlestone’s Well

Holy solo chop, batman!

[1161hp/360ma/410mv, +74hr/+14mr, -10.2, 53%]

You massacre the cardinal of the lost cross to small fragments with your cleave.

The cardinal of the lost cross looks shocked as he cuts himself on your petrified armor!

You are viciously massacred by the cardinal of the lost cross’s pound.

You are viciously massacred by the cardinal of the lost cross’s pound.

You are viciously massacred by the cardinal of the lost cross’s beat.

You massacre the cardinal of the lost cross to small fragments with your cleave.

You cut off the cardinal of the lost cross’s limb!

You viciously massacre the cardinal of the lost cross with your cleave.

An eerie aura emanates from your weapon, as the cardinal of the lost cross closes its eyes momentarily!!!!!

You cut off the cardinal of the lost cross’s limb!

You viciously massacre the cardinal of the lost cross with your cleave.

You cut off the cardinal of the lost cross’s limb!

You deal a critical blow to one of the cardinal of the lost cross’s vital organs.

You viciously massacre the cardinal of the lost cross with your cleave.

The cardinal of the lost cross is dead! R.I.P.

You gain 3533333 bonus experience!

Total exp for kill is 26746322.

Your blood freezes as you hear the cardinal of the lost cross’s death cry.

The fanatic says ‘Oh my gosh! It’s Inra!’

…

ba fan

The fanatic says ‘Do you like to stab people in the back?’

<845hp 510ma 389mv> 1778343139 842128 - 0.6 -6 fair

The fanatic hates your guts!

The fanatic makes a strange sound but is suddenly very silent, as you place Rogue’s Dagger in his back!

The fanatic is dead! R.I.P.

Quote: Sat Nov 3 09:32:43 2018

     a naked woman defeated Werelord.

You sneak through the shadows of An Open Hallway.

<1226hp 714ma 329mv>

Your weapon doesn’t pierce, you’ll have to settle for a normal attack.

You brutally massacre an elven spy with your hit.

<1226hp 714ma 329mv> 10708077247 3605659 11 -8.2 -2 indoors

+3480 87 +0

You stop singing.

Ok.

The silk webbing simply falls to the ground, as an elven spy is already webbed!

<1226hp 699ma 329mv> 10708077247 3605659 11 -8.2 -2 indoors

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With a mighty effort, Gorka shakes off his exhaustion!

Gorka disengages himself from an elven spy!

<1229hp 699ma 330mv> 10708077247 3605659 11 -8.2 -2 indoors

With a mighty effort, you shake off your exhaustion!

You disengage yourself from an elven spy!

<1231hp 700ma 316mv> 10708077247 3605659 - -8.2 -2 indoors

Gorka lies down and falls asleep.

<1234hp 702ma 318mv> 10708077247 3605659 - -8.2 -2 indoors

highf gor

You don’t seem to be fighting anyone right now.

<1235hp 703ma 319mv> 10708077247 3605659 - -8.2 -2 indoors

You have to ‘warcry reset’ before using a new warcry.

pet Vege

pet Vege

<1235hp 703ma 319mv> 10708077247 3605659 - -8.2 -2 indoors

<1237hp 704ma 320mv> 10708077247 3605659 - -8.2 -2 indoors

You high five Gorka! You rock!

<1237hp 704ma 320mv> 10708077247 3605659 - -8.2 -2 indoors

Gorka awakens.

You don’t see anyone to pet.

3 rounded Xerxes with four people chopping (and a couple crits)

Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds growls at you and attacks!

Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds hates your guts!

You can taste the impending victory!

You skillfully parry the attack of Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds.

Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds briefly reveals a red aura!

You report 1540/1400 hp. Change: +140. Need: 0. Spells: glowing, greater fluidity.

<1540hp 218ma 111mv>

You skillfully parry the attack of Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds.

You are brutally massacred by Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds’s slash.

You are brutally massacred by Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds’s slash.

You are viciously massacred by Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds’s slash.

You are viciously massacred by Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds’s slash.

Belrath cuts a limb off of Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds!!!!

You brutally massacre Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds with your cleave.

You brutally massacre Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds with your cleave.

You brutally massacre Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds with your cleave.

You brutally massacre Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds with your cleave.

Xerxes flails about the area with his fiery sword!!

Lightning jumps from Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds’s hands and strikes you with a sick sizzle!

Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds spits lightning at you, striking you in the chest!

Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds spits lightning at you, striking you in the chest!

Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds spits lightning at you, striking you in the chest!

You report 1172/1400 hp. Change: -368. Need: 228. Spells: greater fluidity, glowing.

<1172hp 254ma 111mv>

Norks raises his hands to the sky and rapidly turns into a minotaur (Norks)!

<1179hp 257ma 114mv>

Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds misses you with his slash.

Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds misses you with his slash.

Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds misses you with his slash.

Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds misses you with his slash.

Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds misses you with his slash.

Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds misses you with his slash.

Dingo cuts a limb off of Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds!!!!

Gorka cuts a limb off of Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds!!!!

You brutally massacre Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds with your cleave.

You brutally massacre Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds with your cleave.

You brutally massacre Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds with your cleave.

You brutally massacre Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds with your cleave.

Lightning jumps from Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds’s hands and strikes you with a sick sizzle!

Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds spits lightning at you, striking you in the chest!

The pitiful creature before you tries to breathe lightning on.

You report 1133/1400 hp. Change: -39. Need: 267. Spells: greater fluidity, glowing.

<1133hp 285ma 119mv>

Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds really needs a good bath! Phew!

Norks picks up a large curved scimitar.

<1146hp 290ma 125mv>

Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds misses you with his slash.

Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds misses you with his slash.

Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds misses you with his slash.

Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds misses you with his slash.

Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds misses you with his slash.

Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds misses you with his slash.

Belrath cuts a limb off of Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds!!!!

You brutally massacre Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds with your cleave.

You cut off Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds’s limb!

You viciously massacre Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds with your cleave.

Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds has been banished to the astral plane!

You receive 118,844,768 experience points as your share.

You gain 5,250,000 experience for being on point!

You gain 41,991,820 bonus experience!

You gain 118,844,768 bonus experience!

You have gained an ungodly amount of honor.

You have gained an ungodly amount of bonus honor.

Total exp for kill is 598,968,680.

Group ‘Dingo’s Furious Death-Dealers’ is led by Dingo and consists of:

(Point) Josiah [Wa:9.40 1400hp 352ma 135mv] —

(Front) Belrath [Mo:9.40 1327hp 464ma 473mv] —

(Front) Gorka [Wa:9.40 1448hp 108ma 204mv] —

(Leader) Dingo [Mo:9.40 1362hp 734ma 433mv] —

                 Norks [Cl:6.39 1092hp 381ma 360mv] ---
Grouped counters elapsed time: 1 hour, 27 minutes, 41 seconds

                   Total Earned    Per Hour    Minute    Second     Per Kill
                   ------------    --------    ------    ------     --------
Kills                       206     141.0        2.3       0.0 
Experience Points    2857600254       2.0B      32.6M    543.2k       13.9M
Gold Coins              2435549       1.7M      27.8k    462.9        11.8k
Honor Points                594     406.5        6.8       0.1         2.9 

Cyprimus, Josiah, Ezekiel, Driven, Padme, Gorka. 2B hours.

Grouped counters elapsed time: 5 hours, 12 minutes (active)

                   Total Earned    Per Hour    Minute    Second     Per Kill
                   ------------    --------    ------    ------     --------
Kills                       593     114.0        1.9       0.0 
Experience Points   10021692548       1.9B      32.1M    535.3k       16.9M
Gold Coins              5946497       1.1M      19.1k    317.7        10.0k
Honor Points             240945      46.3k     772.3      12.9       406.3 

A bit old but still

The Throne of Darkness

Exits: East

Riurik . is standing here. [5]

Demiurge <KAOS> is standing here.

Diez . is standing here. [4]

Turbo !!! GET JOVIS TO LYME !!! is standing here. [5]

Falsra FS PoY 5m is standing here. [5]

A regal beast sits upon a massive throne and contemplates your demise.

<468hp 435ma 101mv>Ghost places his bloody fangs in the back of the king of darkness, resulting in some strange noises and so

me blood!

Ghost places his bloody fangs in the back of the king of darkness, resulting in some strange noises and some blood!

<468hp 435ma 101mv>ff king

Turbo utters the words, ‘damnation’

The king of darkness screams in agony as red tendrils of mist infuse his body.

<468hp 435ma 101mv>Masalanka utters the words, ’noselacri’

Falsra utters the words, ‘web’

The king of darkness is enmeshed in thick webs!

<468hp 435ma 101mv>Shadowblade utters the words, ’noselacri’

The king of darkness seems to be blinded!

<468hp 435ma 101mv>Diez utters the words, ‘blindness’

<468hp 435ma 101mv>Ghost skillfully parries the attack of the king of darkness.

The king of darkness misses Ghost with his crush.

The king of darkness viciously massacres Ghost with his hit.

Ghost brutally massacres the king of darkness with his pierce.

Ghost massacres the king of darkness to small fragments with his pierce.

Ghost misses the king of darkness with his pierce.

The king of darkness utters the words ‘fzimmo bofnil’.

There is a puff of smoke, and the king’s guardsman appears!

Riurik utters the words, ‘blindness’

Ok.

The king’s guardsman hates your Guts!

The king’s guardsman vanishes in a burning wind.

<468hp 410ma 101mv>ff;ff;ff

Ghost heroically rescues the king’s guardsman.

<468hp 410ma 101mv>Ghost – ’ V"V 1026/1169’

<468hp 410ma 101mv>Ghost utters the words, ‘yufzxuie’

<468hp 410ma 101mv>Turbo utters the words, ‘blindness’

<468hp 410ma 101mv>Masalanka utters the words, ’noselacri’

<468hp 410ma 101mv>Diez utters the words, ‘blindness’

The king’s guardsman seems to be blinded!

You are no longer being protected

Shadowblade pierces you extremely hard.

<448hp 410ma 101mv>ff;ff;ff;ff;ff

Riurik utters the words, ‘firewind’

Riurik gestures dramatically, and the king’s guardsman is roasted in a burning wind.

A demon appears from a puff of smoke.

A demon smacks you really hard!

A demon tells you ‘Don’t EVER do that again, punk!’

A demon disappears in a mushroom cloud.

<447hp 410ma 101mv>A demon appears from a puff of smoke.

A demon smacks you really hard!

A demon tells you ‘Don’t EVER do that again, punk!’

A demon disappears in a mushroom cloud.

<442hp 410ma 101mv>A demon appears from a puff of smoke.

A demon smacks you really hard!

A demon tells you ‘Don’t EVER do that again, punk!’

A demon disappears in a mushroom cloud.

<440hp 410ma 101mv>Falsra utters the words, ‘firewind’

Winds of flame pour from Falsra’s hands, incinerating the king’s guardsman.

The king’s guardsman is dead! R.I.P.

You receive 7382 experience points as your share.

Your blood freezes as you hear the king’s guardsman’s death cry.

<440hp 410ma 101mv>Shadowblade pierces you extremely hard.

Ghost skillfully parries your attack.

The king of darkness misses Ghost with his hit.

The king of darkness misses Ghost with his crush.

The king of darkness viciously massacres Ghost with his hit.

You are brutally massacred by Ghost’s pierce.

Ghost massacres you to small fragments with his pierce.

Shadowblade pierces you very hard.

Ghost utters the words, ‘yufzxuie’

Ghost gestures dramatically, and the king of darkness is roasted in a burning wind.

Demiurge utters the words, ’noselacri'

<346hp 410ma 101mv>Falsra eyes droop briefly.

Masalanka utters the words, ’noselacri'

A demon appears from a puff of smoke.

A demon smacks you really hard!

A demon tells you ‘Don’t EVER do that again, punk!’

A demon disappears in a mushroom cloud.

<345hp 410ma 101mv>sc

A demon appears from a puff of smoke.

A demon smacks you really hard!

A demon tells you ‘Don’t EVER do that again, punk!’

A demon disappears in a mushroom cloud.

<339hp 410ma 101mv>Riurik utters the words, ‘firewind’

Riurik gestures dramatically, and the king of darkness is roasted in a burning wind.

A demon appears from a puff of smoke.

A demon smacks you really hard!

A demon smacks you really hard!

A demon tells you ‘Don’t EVER do that again, punk!’

A demon disappears in a mushroom cloud.

<337hp 410ma 101mv>A demon appears from a puff of smoke.

A demon smacks you really hard!

A demon tells you ‘Don’t EVER do that again, punk!’

A demon disappears in a mushroom cloud.

<336hp 410ma 101mv>A demon appears from a puff of smoke.

A demon smacks you really hard!

A demon tells you ‘Don’t EVER do that again, punk!’

A demon disappears in a mushroom cloud.

<333hp 410ma 101mv>Falsra gets gold coins from the corpse of the king’s guardsman.

<333hp 410ma 101mv>Falsra sacrifices the corpse of the king’s guardsman to her god.

<333hp 410ma 101mv>A demon appears from a puff of smoke.

A demon slaps Shadowblade, sending him reeling!

A demon disappears in a mushroom cloud.

Falsra splits 450 coins. Your share is 50 coins.

<333hp 410ma 101mv>A demon appears from a puff of smoke.

A demon slaps Shadowblade, sending him reeling!

A demon disappears in a mushroom cloud.

<333hp 410ma 101mv>Ghost twitches violently and foams at the mouth.

<333hp 410ma 101mv>Masalanka slashes you extremely hard.

Ghost – ’ V"V 882/1169'

<316hp 410ma 101mv>Masalanka slashes you extremely hard.

Shadowblade pierces you very hard.

You miss Ghost with your pierce.

The king of darkness misses Ghost with his hit.

The king of darkness misses you with his crush.

The king of darkness misses Ghost with his hit.

You are brutally massacred by Ghost’s pierce.

Ghost misses you with his pierce.

Ghost massacres you to small fragments with his pierce.

Ghost skillfully parries your attack.

The king of darkness utters the words ‘fzimmo bofnil’.

There is a puff of smoke, and the king’s guardsman appears!

Riurik utters the words, ‘firewind’

Riurik gestures dramatically, and the king’s guardsman is roasted in a burning wind.

Ghost utters the words, ‘yufzxuie’

Winds of flame pour from Ghost’s hands, incinerating the king’s guardsman.

The king’s guardsman is dead! R.I.P.

You receive 7944 experience points as your share.

Your blood freezes as you hear the king’s guardsman’s death cry.

<226hp 410ma 101mv>Diez utters the words, ‘blindness’

A demon appears from a puff of smoke.

A demon slaps Shadowblade, sending him reeling!

A demon disappears in a mushroom cloud.

<226hp 410ma 101mv>Turbo utters the words, ‘firewind’

Turbo gestures dramatically, and the king of darkness is roasted in a burning wind.

A demon appears from a puff of smoke.

A demon slaps Shadowblade, sending him reeling!

A demon disappears in a mushroom cloud.

<226hp 410ma 101mv>A demon appears from a puff of smoke.

A demon slaps Shadowblade, sending him reeling!

A demon disappears in a mushroom cloud.

<226hp 410ma 101mv>Shadowblade gets gold coins from the corpse of the king’s guardsman.

<226hp 410ma 101mv>Falsra sacrifices the corpse of the king’s guardsman to her god.

<226hp 410ma 101mv>wr

Riurik utters the words, ‘firewind’

Riurik gestures dramatically, and the king of darkness is roasted in a burning wind.

Ghost utters the words, ‘yufzxuie’

Ghost gestures dramatically, and the king of darkness is roasted in a burning wind.

Demiurge pounds you very hard.

<213hp 410ma 101mv>Turbo utters the words, ‘firewind’

Turbo gestures dramatically, and the king of darkness is roasted in a burning wind.

<213hp 410ma 101mv>Diez utters the words, ‘firewind’

Diez gestures dramatically, and the king of darkness is roasted in a burning wind.

<213hp 410ma 101mv>Turbo pounds the king of darkness hard.

Masalanka slashes you very hard.

Diez misses the king of darkness with his pierce.

Demiurge pounds you hard.

Shadowblade pierces you extremely hard.

Ghost skillfully parries your attack.

The king of darkness misses Ghost with his hit.

You have been KILLED!!

<-127hp 410ma 101mv>Lie still; you are DEAD!!! :-(

Rumbles in the Deep

Exits: [Up] Down

You see Stun, Phase, Tau, Geki, Raphael, Sochi, Ozzy, Risky, Werelord,

Victory, Zangief, Josiah, Ezekiel, and Sam here.

932hp[+40] 743ma[+72] 386mv[+56] <1.9> align:+10 722641391X 123019G 8:15 am enemy:->Ezekiel bumps into the door upwards.

932hp[+40] 743ma[+72] 386mv[+56] <1.9> align:+10 722641391X 123019G 8:16 am enemy:->Swarvenstein utters the words, ‘spell shield’

Swarvenstein’s spell shield brightens to a glowing green.

932hp[+40] 743ma[+72] 387mv[+56] <1.9> align:+10 722641391X 123019G 8:18 am enemy:->Ezekiel opens the door.

932hp[+40] 743ma[+72] 387mv[+56] <1.9> align:+10 722641391X 123019G 8:19 am enemy:->Adonides, Duke of Hell falls past, screaming loudly!

<1080/1078hp 949/809ma 442/442mv -%>

You join in the war-cry!

Stun picks up and wields The Golden Dagger of the Black Thieves.

<1079/1078hp 948/809ma 442/442mv -%>

Stun places The Golden Dagger of the Black Thieves in the back of Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds,

resulting in some strange noises and some blood!

acid xer

Stun places The Golden Dagger of the Black Thieves in the back of Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds,

resulting in some strange noises and some blood!

Stun places The Golden Dagger of the Black Thieves in the back of Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds,

resulting in some strange noises and some blood!

Stun’s brutal backstab causes Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds’s defenses to weaken!

<1079/1078hp 948/809ma 442/442mv -%>

Stun reports 1775/1763 hp. Change: +160. Need: 0. Spells: glowing, greater fluidity.

<1079/1078hp 948/809ma 442/442mv -%>

Shatterhand picks up and wields Specularem.

<1079/1078hp 948/809ma 442/442mv -%>

Ok.

Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds hates your guts!

You can taste the impending victory!

Your acid horribly burns Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds’s flesh, causing it to fall to the ground.

Burning acid hits Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds in the eyes, blinding him!

Koa cuts a limb off of Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds!!!!

<1239/1078hp 931/809ma 442/442mv 13%>

Shatterhand utters the words, ‘xzb’

Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds is enmeshed in thick webs!

<1239/1078hp 931/809ma 442/442mv 13%>

You brutally massacre Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds with your cleave.

Stun viciously massacres Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds with his pierce.

Stun viciously massacres Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds with his pierce.

Stun viciously massacres Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds with his pierce.

Stun viciously massacres Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds with his pierce.

Baby cuts off the head of Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds!!!!

Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds has been banished to the astral plane!

You receive 44081960 experience points as your share.

You gain 15575626 bonus experience!

You have gained eight thousand eight hundred and eighty-eight honor.

Total exp for kill is 444254682.

Everything Xerxes, The Corruptor of Worlds was carrying suddenly drops to the ground.

<1078/1078hp 930/809ma 442/442mv -%>

Stun reports 1627/1763 hp. Change: -148. Need: 136. Spells: greater fluidity, glowing.

<1078/1078hp 930/809ma 442/442mv -%>

Stun yells ‘BOLLE SNYLLE GRYF BYLLE?!!?’

warcry BOLLE SNYLLE GRYF BYLLE?!!?

Merlin splits 6749 coins. Your share is 749 coins.

<1078/1078hp 930/809ma 442/442mv -%>

Shatterhand utters the words, ‘ofzahzf yrjueuhl’

Shatterhand’s body mass slowly changes from solid to gelatinous.

<1078/1078hp 889/809ma 442/442mv -%>

Baby – ‘MONK POWER!’

<1078/1078hp 889/809ma 442/442mv -%>

Akasha the homunculus tells you ‘xerxes is gone, sir! I’ll watch for another one.’

<1078/1078hp 889/809ma 442/442mv -%>

You join in the war-cry!

Koa – ‘HAHAHHAHA’

<1078/1078hp 889/809ma 442/442mv -%>

Nyx blinks in confusion.

<1078/1078hp 889/809ma 442/442mv -%>

Koa – ‘quickest xerxes ever?’

Sorry to burst your bubble Baby (RE: Monk Power), but I think you’ll find Koa did nearly all of the damage with a massive critical chop on the excruciating blow. You were lucky there was anything left to kill…

As funny as this is, it also kind of makes a mockery of the game, when you consider the time it takes to get the xp gained from that 8 second kill is exponentially longer in the “normal game.” To everything there is an opposite and equal reaction, and the wanton excess of killing xerxes translates to less game credibility and lazier players.

Gorka wrote: translates to less game credibility and lazier players.

The game is literally called sloth, like literally literally.

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Me, wraithformed, fighting a wraithformed mob.