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When your mob is dead, but you just can't kill 'em

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You viciously massacre wereraven lord with your pound.

Wereraven lord is mortally wounded, and will die soon, if not aided.

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Caerbannog the eudaemon touches you with his antlers.

You feel your wounds heal rapidly!

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With a mighty effort, you shake off your exhaustion!

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You are knocked off your feet!

stand;@@

Wereraven lord is mortally wounded, and will die soon, if not aided.

Your weapon completely misses wereraven lord’s body.

broadside

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Wereraven lord dies from bloodloss, and the lack of a beating heart.

Your blood freezes as you hear wereraven lord’s death cry.

I have it all the time. :(

A piece of the demonic weaponmaster is turned into dust.

The demonic weaponmaster is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.

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The demonic weaponmaster is mortally wounded, and will die soon, if not aided.

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kick weapon

You miss your kick at the demonic weaponmaster’s groin, much to his relief.

The demonic weaponmaster is mortally wounded, and will die soon, if not aided.

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kick weapon

Your beautiful full-circle-kick misses the demonic weaponmaster by a mile.

The demonic weaponmaster is mortally wounded, and will die soon, if not aided.

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kick weapon

Your beautiful full-circle-kick misses the demonic weaponmaster by a mile.

The demonic weaponmaster is mortally wounded, and will die soon, if not aided.

I can actually fix this. Want me to, or do you want the idiosyncracy to remain?

Personally I’m not too worried, and posted for the comedic value - but I do think a fix would do better for the credibility of the situation.

Fixin’ Kickin’ would be grand.

Whilst fumbling an easy shot (i.e. vs. a mortally-wounded opp) could be possible, it should not happen three times in a row. Once - in a great while!… Twice would require a character with very low Dex AND Int. Thrice would require…a combat system in need of tweaking!