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Tuk

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Our clan leader is missing. He is maybe on holiday, I don’t know.

I just hope nothing misjudged and misplaced has happened behind the scenes to exclude him from playing, because that would be sad, and potentially highly idiotic. For me, Tuk and his clan have been a huge help and highly attentive, so I do hope nothing has happened

thx (from someone who knew the people who created Dikus)

Technically speaking, nothing and noone can prevent anyone from plying.

Wipe/ban char? Create new. Ban IP? Pfft. Ban Networks? Not very efficient, too. Only a person can make him/her not play.

Holiday it was then, so no worries

Jealous idjits spreading rumours. Whatever floats their boat I guess :roll:

Tuk was caught stealing an entire shipment of lutefisk that he intended to leave in another clan’s vault. As is the normal punishment for such an offense he was tied to four griffons, disemboweled, his intestines burned, and then quartered. His clan mates however have created a remarkably accurate simulacrum from enchanted unicorn excrement. The new Tuk is arguably of equal intellect, but is still lacking in basic human emotions.

Amazing!

Back from vacation =), yeah it was good.

What did i miss?

+1 Juggle. Good read and funny to boot.

jezer wrote: +1 Juggle. Good read and funny to boot.

Indeed!