Spot the WTF moment in this:

<634hp 753ma 167mv>eq

You are using:

the ring of goodness(invisible)

the ring of goodness(invisible)

a bead necklace..It has a soft glowing aura!

shoulder guards of a mystical yooper..It has a soft glowing aura! (with a purple minidemon brooch attached to it)

marred magical mail(invisible)..It emits a faint humming sound! (with a pretty little bow attached to it)

a crystal helm..It emits a faint humming sound!

iridescent red leggings(invisible)..It has a soft glowing aura! (with a single-striped white sash (Private) attached to it)

boots of radiance(invisible)

Jeweled Gauntlets of the Magi(invisible)

the Holy Sleeves of Nia..It glows red!..It has a soft glowing aura!

flaming shield of midnight..It has a soft glowing aura!

tunic of the mystic healer(invisible)..It has a soft glowing aura!

a loop of burning coals(invisible)

a runed onyx bracelet(invisible)

a runed onyx bracelet(invisible)

orb of magical enhancement(invisible)..It has a soft glowing aura!

<634hp 753ma 167mv>rem tunic

You stop using tunic of the mystic healer.

<634hp 753ma 167mv>TICK IN 0 SECONDS.

save

Saving Dragoth.

Saving items.

<634hp 728ma 167mv>wear tunic

You wear tunic of the mystic healer about your body.

Can we start wearing boots on our feet and helmets on our asses now please?

Your neither holding a light source nor wielding a weapon Dragoth.

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Mud Info: SlothMUD III

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You quaff from a water barrel. It tastes like water.

You drank every last drop of water, now a water barrel is empty.

You snatch a slice of a shambler from the ground.

You dispatch a slice of a shambler.

That tasted just like chicken.

You snatch a slice of a shambler from the ground.

You gulp down a slice of a shambler.

That tasted just like chicken.

You snatch a slice of a shambler from the ground.

You bolt a slice of a shambler.

That tasted just like chicken.

Oops, it tasted rather strange?!!?

Poison! You quickly spit a slice of a shambler out!

You are full.

I didn’t get poisoned. I spit the food out? Made my

saving throw versus poison? I love noticing some

random new element of the game. Until yesterday

I didn’t realize that remove curse will remove

demon bind. Is this new or am I slow?

The thunderbird grabs you in a massive claw and places you on his back.

You plop down into the soft feathers.

On the Thunderbird

This bird is so large that his back provides a comfortably large flat

area that could easily carry a company of soldiers. While you can see the

sky and clouds above and around you, you can’t get much of a view below

except off near the horizon. There aren’t any railings, so perhaps you

had better just stay put here close to the middle of the back.

Exits:

<594hp 318ma 76mv> (raining)

The thunderbird fades from view! Nothing is holding you up now!

Falling Towards the Sea

Exits: Down

YOU ARE FALLING…. AAAIIIEEEEEE!!!!

Falling Towards the Sea

Exits: Up Down

YOU ARE FALLING…. AAAIIIEEEEEE!!!!

Approaching the Deck

Exits: Up Down

YOU ARE FALLING…. AAAIIIEEEEEE!!!!

At Sea

Exits:

S

P

L

A

S

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  !!!!!!!!!!

You hit the water at an impressive speed!!!

wtf…

You thunderbird ran out of juice.. i know gas is expensive, but if your gonna be travelling trans-contiental, you should really splurge on a fill up :P

I had just summoned it no more than 10 seconds b4 entering it.

Similar bug is this:

cleric makes tbird, player b enters bird, cleric moves one square away

and calls followers, player b drops to ocean and recalls to island.

But here is a funnier wtf….

Virus gossips– ‘A soldier of Bal Harbor hurtles past at an impressive speed, screaming loudly.’

Virus gossips– ‘A soldier of Bal Harbor hurtles into the room and smashes into the wall!’

Virus gossips– ‘A soldier of Bal Harbor is dead! R.I.P.’

Virus gossips– ‘You have violated your oath to uphold good by killing a soldier of Bal Harbor.’

Virus gossips– ‘who toss them =(’

You gossip– ‘me’

Yinao gossips– ’lol'

You gossip– ’too funny'

Virus gossips– ‘spank’

Yinao gossips– ‘indeed’

Left a helper bot at West gate on for the night to help people out with spells, and what do i get ? Put in jail ? For what ? Im not making anything out of it, so why should anyone care.

Next you’ll be putting people in jail for having eat/drink triggers when you are not at the keyboard ?

[quote:2yf2uar5]4) No Robotting.

Robotting is the act of setting up your MUD client to run the character on

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its own. Playing a ‘robot’ character is forbidden, and will be punished.

If you are observed killing and are not at the keyboard to answer an

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immortal’s message, you are a robot and subject to harsh penalties.

You ARE NOT allowed to program your MUD client to allow your buddy to

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have full control over your character.

Allowing the leader to set your targets, and “all up” triggers are fine.

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Cleric Bots are illegal if you are away from keyboard. You will be

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considered a robot even if your actions are not benefiting yourself.

You MAY create actions/triggers that perform otherwise repetitive actions

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during and between fights. E.g. circling, eating and drinking.

If you need to AFK to get a drink or answer the phone, that is one thing,

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being AFK in a group for 10-15 minutes while still “magically entering

portals and blinding Mobs”, WILL NOT be tolerated. If your leader believes

you are botting, good chances you are!!![/quote:2yf2uar5]

dear noob,

the part where they specifically mention cleric bots might be of interest