I just had an awesome idea. How about an funny MUD moments thread? Like, someone dying or someone saying something or doing something really stupid? Check this out, dudes!
Today, I bring you Gelding in “Creativity At Its Best (Worst?)”
<107hp 31ma 176mv>
wake
stand
You wake, and sit up.
<108hp 31ma 176mv>
You stand up.
<108hp 32ma 176mv>
where gelding
You are in Settlestone. Also in this area are:
Name - Location
Gelding - Settlestone’s Guest House
<109hp 32ma 176mv>
l
Settlestone’s Guest House
This great house is adorned with the comfort of wary travelers in mind.
Along the northern wall is a grand fireplace with several cozy chairs
parked within range of its fiery essence. The floor is covered with a
luxuriously crafted rug and the walls are lined with soothing paintings.
There is an antique wooden desk near the large stairwell which leads into
the guest rooms above. On top of the desk is a large, leather-bound book
marked ‘Registry’.
Exits: South West
The mythical script is lying on the ground here…It emits a faint humming sound!
A blessed spellbook with strange runes lies forgotten on the ground. [2]
A fleshtone tablet of stone stands upright on the ground…It emits a faint humming sound!
Stained scripts are stacked in a high pile.
A small silver piece of paper flutters in the wind.
Bright bound pages lie here…It has a soft glowing aura!..It emits a faint humming sound!
A hunter green spellbook with strange runes lies forgotten on the ground.
A darkskinned elf is here scouting the area.
Gelding The Hand, The Heart, The Soul [wu] (invisible) is standing here.
Gelding is surrounded by a translucent green sphere!
A small red hamster is resting here.
Nice »THANKS WASP!!«(HATES piiz/slipknot,kill if i can) is sleeping here.
Shallah, Mistress of the House stands here, waving you in.
<109hp 32ma 176mv>
l gelding
You see nothing special about him.
Gelding has a few scratches.
Gelding is using:
You attempt to peek at the inventory:
water barrel
a dwarvish recall scroll
a dwarvish recall scroll
a ruddy scale..It emits a faint humming sound!
a battered suitcase
<111hp 33ma 176mv>
Gelding looks at you.
<112hp 33ma 176mv>
save
A darkskinned elf scout viciously massacres Nice with his hit.
Saving Braxus.
Saving items.
<113hp 33ma 176mv>
Gelding heroically rescues a darkskinned elf scout.
<113hp 33ma 176mv>
l
Settlestone’s Guest House
This great house is adorned with the comfort of wary travelers in mind.
Along the northern wall is a grand fireplace with several cozy chairs
parked within range of its fiery essence. The floor is covered with a
luxuriously crafted rug and the walls are lined with soothing paintings.
There is an antique wooden desk near the large stairwell which leads into
the guest rooms above. On top of the desk is a large, leather-bound book
marked ‘Registry’.
Exits: South West
The mythical script is lying on the ground here…It emits a faint humming sound!
A blessed spellbook with strange runes lies forgotten on the ground. [2]
A fleshtone tablet of stone stands upright on the ground…It emits a faint humming sound!
Stained scripts are stacked in a high pile.
A small silver piece of paper flutters in the wind.
Bright bound pages lie here…It has a soft glowing aura!..It emits a faint humming sound!
A hunter green spellbook with strange runes lies forgotten on the ground.
A darkskinned elf is here scouting the area.
Gelding The Hand, The Heart, The Soul [wu] (invisible) is here, fighting Nice
Gelding is surrounded by a translucent green sphere!
A small red hamster is resting here.
Nice »THANKS WASP!!«(HATES piiz/slipknot,kill if i can) is here, fighting Gelding
Shallah, Mistress of the House stands here, waving you in.
<115hp 33ma 176mv>
Nice delivers a critical blow to one of Gelding’s vital organs.
Gelding slowly fades into existence.
Nice crushes Gelding very hard.
Gelding massacres Nice to small fragments with his pierce.
Nice misses Gelding with his crush.
Nice crushes Gelding.
Gelding massacres Nice to small fragments with his pierce.
Gelding massacres Nice to small fragments with his pierce.
Gelding massacres Nice to small fragments with his pierce.
<116hp 34ma 176mv>
l
Settlestone’s Guest House
This great house is adorned with the comfort of wary travelers in mind.
Along the northern wall is a grand fireplace with several cozy chairs
parked within range of its fiery essence. The floor is covered with a
luxuriously crafted rug and the walls are lined with soothing paintings.
There is an antique wooden desk near the large stairwell which leads into
the guest rooms above. On top of the desk is a large, leather-bound book
marked ‘Registry’.
Exits: South West
The mythical script is lying on the ground here…It emits a faint humming sound!
A blessed spellbook with strange runes lies forgotten on the ground. [2]
A fleshtone tablet of stone stands upright on the ground…It emits a faint humming sound!
Stained scripts are stacked in a high pile.
A small silver piece of paper flutters in the wind.
Bright bound pages lie here…It has a soft glowing aura!..It emits a faint humming sound!
A hunter green spellbook with strange runes lies forgotten on the ground.
A darkskinned elf is here scouting the area.
Gelding The Hand, The Heart, The Soul [wu] is here, fighting Nice
Gelding is surrounded by a translucent green sphere!
A small red hamster is resting here.
Nice »THANKS WASP!!«(HATES piiz/slipknot,kill if i can) is here, fighting Gelding
Shallah, Mistress of the House stands here, waving you in.
<118hp 34ma 176mv>
Gelding panics, and attempts to flee.
<119hp 34ma 176mv>
l
Settlestone’s Guest House
This great house is adorned with the comfort of wary travelers in mind.
Along the northern wall is a grand fireplace with several cozy chairs
parked within range of its fiery essence. The floor is covered with a
luxuriously crafted rug and the walls are lined with soothing paintings.
There is an antique wooden desk near the large stairwell which leads into
the guest rooms above. On top of the desk is a large, leather-bound book
marked ‘Registry’.
Exits: South West
The mythical script is lying on the ground here…It emits a faint humming sound!
A blessed spellbook with strange runes lies forgotten on the ground. [2]
A fleshtone tablet of stone stands upright on the ground…It emits a faint humming sound!
Stained scripts are stacked in a high pile.
A small silver piece of paper flutters in the wind.
Bright bound pages lie here…It has a soft glowing aura!..It emits a faint humming sound!
A hunter green spellbook with strange runes lies forgotten on the ground.
A darkskinned elf is here scouting the area.
A small red hamster is resting here.
Nice »THANKS WASP!!«(HATES piiz/slipknot,kill if i can) is standing here.
Shallah, Mistress of the House stands here, waving you in.
<121hp 35ma 176mv>
A darkskinned elf scout brutally massacres Nice with his hit.
<121hp 35ma 176mv>
l nice
You see nothing special about him.
Nice has quite a few wounds.
Nice is using:
You attempt to peek at the inventory:
dwarvish rations
dwarvish rations
dwarvish rations
a scroll of recall
a bottle of embalming fluid
<122hp 35ma 176mv>
Nice crushes a darkskinned elf scout very hard.
A darkskinned elf scout brutally massacres Nice with his hit.
A darkskinned elf scout brutally massacres Nice with his hit.
A darkskinned elf scout viciously massacres Nice with his hit.
Nice delivers a critical blow to one of a darkskinned elf scout’s vital organs.
Nice massacres a darkskinned elf scout to small fragments with his crush.
Nice crushes a darkskinned elf scout very hard.
<124hp 36ma 176mv>
Nice eats dwarvish rations.
<125hp 36ma 176mv>
Nice crushes a darkskinned elf scout extremely hard.
A darkskinned elf scout misses Nice with his hit.
A darkskinned elf scout brutally massacres Nice with his hit.
A darkskinned elf scout viciously massacres Nice with his hit.
Nice is stunned, but will probably regain consciousness again.
<127hp 36ma 176mv>
l nice
You see nothing special about him.
Nice is in awful condition.
Nice is using:
You attempt to peek at the inventory:
dwarvish rations
dwarvish rations
a scroll of recall
a bottle of embalming fluid
<128hp 37ma 176mv>
l
Settlestone’s Guest House
This great house is adorned with the comfort of wary travelers in mind.
Along the northern wall is a grand fireplace with several cozy chairs
parked within range of its fiery essence. The floor is covered with a
luxuriously crafted rug and the walls are lined with soothing paintings.
There is an antique wooden desk near the large stairwell which leads into
the guest rooms above. On top of the desk is a large, leather-bound book
marked ‘Registry’.
Exits: South West
The mythical script is lying on the ground here…It emits a faint humming sound!
A blessed spellbook with strange runes lies forgotten on the ground. [2]
A fleshtone tablet of stone stands upright on the ground…It emits a faint humming sound!
Stained scripts are stacked in a high pile.
A small silver piece of paper flutters in the wind.
Bright bound pages lie here…It has a soft glowing aura!..It emits a faint humming sound!
A hunter green spellbook with strange runes lies forgotten on the ground.
A darkskinned elf is here scouting the area.
A small red hamster is resting here.
Nice »THANKS WASP!!«(HATES piiz/slipknot,kill if i can) is lying here, stunned.
Shallah, Mistress of the House stands here, waving you in.
<129hp 37ma 176mv>
A darkskinned elf scout viciously massacres Nice with his hit.
Nice is dead! R.I.P.
<130hp 37ma 176mv>
res
You sit down and rest your tired bones.
<134hp 38ma 176mv>
A darkskinned elf scout massacres Gelding to small fragments with his hit.
<138hp 39ma 176mv>
A darkskinned elf scout realizes that Gelding is a jerk!
Gelding massacres a darkskinned elf scout to small fragments with his pierce.
A darkskinned elf scout massacres Gelding to small fragments with his hit.
A darkskinned elf scout massacres Gelding to small fragments with his hit.
A darkskinned elf scout brutally massacres Gelding with his hit.
Gelding massacres a darkskinned elf scout to small fragments with his pierce.
Gelding massacres a darkskinned elf scout to small fragments with his pierce.
Gelding massacres a darkskinned elf scout to small fragments with his pierce.
<139hp 40ma 176mv>
l
Settlestone’s Guest House
This great house is adorned with the comfort of wary travelers in mind.
Along the northern wall is a grand fireplace with several cozy chairs
parked within range of its fiery essence. The floor is covered with a
luxuriously crafted rug and the walls are lined with soothing paintings.
There is an antique wooden desk near the large stairwell which leads into
the guest rooms above. On top of the desk is a large, leather-bound book
marked ‘Registry’.
Exits: South West
The mythical script is lying on the ground here…It emits a faint humming sound!
A blessed spellbook with strange runes lies forgotten on the ground. [2]
A fleshtone tablet of stone stands upright on the ground…It emits a faint humming sound!
Stained scripts are stacked in a high pile.
A small silver piece of paper flutters in the wind.
Bright bound pages lie here…It has a soft glowing aura!..It emits a faint humming sound!
A hunter green spellbook with strange runes lies forgotten on the ground.
Gelding The Hand, The Heart, The Soul [wu] is here, fighting a darkskinned elf scout
Gelding is surrounded by a translucent green sphere!
A darkskinned elf scout is here, fighting Gelding
A small red hamster is resting here.
Nice »THANKS WASP!!«(HATES piiz/slipknot,kill if i can) is lying here, dead.
Shallah, Mistress of the House stands here, waving you in.
<140hp 40ma 176mv>
l scout
Before you stands a thin, sleek, well muscled dark elf. He snarls loudly as
he notices you. It seems he did not expect to see you here. He runs towards
you while he draws a long curved scimitar from his back scabbard. With a bone
chilling death cry he advances on you!
A darkskinned elf scout has some big nasty wounds and scratches.
You attempt to peek at the inventory:
You can’t see anything.
<143hp 41ma 176mv>
l gelding
Gelding massacres a darkskinned elf scout to small fragments with his pierce.
A darkskinned elf scout massacres Gelding to small fragments with his hit.
A darkskinned elf scout misses Gelding with his hit.
A darkskinned elf scout brutally massacres Gelding with his hit.
Gelding massacres a darkskinned elf scout to small fragments with his pierce.
Gelding massacres a darkskinned elf scout to small fragments with his pierce.
Gelding misses a darkskinned elf scout with his pierce.
A darkskinned elf scout misses a kick at Gelding’s groin.
<143hp 41ma 176mv>
You see nothing special about him.
Gelding has quite a few wounds.
Gelding is using:
You attempt to peek at the inventory:
water barrel
a dwarvish recall scroll
a dwarvish recall scroll
a ruddy scale..It emits a faint humming sound!
a battered suitcase
<143hp 41ma 176mv>
Gelding looks at you.
<144hp 41ma 176mv>
Aldrin gossips– ‘free tri token in entrance to catacombs’
<145hp 42ma 176mv>
score
Braxus <Butt Pirate> Baked Priest (level: 40)
Your levels: Th: 40 Wa: 32 Ma: 25 Cl: 18
You are 26 years and 11 months old.
You are a citizen of Settlestone.
You are a devout worshipper of Alana.
You are starting to get a little peckish.
Your throat is starting to get dry.
You are neutral.
You have 145(707) hit, 42(164) mana and 176(176) movement points.
Your armor class is 2.0.
You have +2 to hit and +3 on damage.
You have 0 gold coins.
You have 839429 unused experience points.
You have been playing for 32 days and 0 hours.
Str: 18 / 63, Int: 13, Wis: 10, Dex: 18, Con: 16
You are resting.
You are affected by the following spells:
Invisibility
Detect Invisible
<145hp 42ma 176mv>
Gelding massacres a darkskinned elf scout to small fragments with his pierce.
A darkskinned elf scout misses Gelding with his hit.
A darkskinned elf scout massacres Gelding to small fragments with his hit.
A darkskinned elf scout brutally massacres Gelding with his hit.
Gelding massacres a darkskinned elf scout to small fragments with his pierce.
Gelding massacres a darkskinned elf scout to small fragments with his pierce.
A darkskinned elf scout is stunned, but will probably regain consciousness again.
<147hp 43ma 176mv>
l
Settlestone’s Guest House
This great house is adorned with the comfort of wary travelers in mind.
Along the northern wall is a grand fireplace with several cozy chairs
parked within range of its fiery essence. The floor is covered with a
luxuriously crafted rug and the walls are lined with soothing paintings.
There is an antique wooden desk near the large stairwell which leads into
the guest rooms above. On top of the desk is a large, leather-bound book
marked ‘Registry’.
Exits: South West
The mythical script is lying on the ground here…It emits a faint humming sound!
A blessed spellbook with strange runes lies forgotten on the ground. [2]
A fleshtone tablet of stone stands upright on the ground…It emits a faint humming sound!
Stained scripts are stacked in a high pile.
A small silver piece of paper flutters in the wind.
Bright bound pages lie here…It has a soft glowing aura!..It emits a faint humming sound!
A hunter green spellbook with strange runes lies forgotten on the ground.
Gelding The Hand, The Heart, The Soul [wu] is standing here.
Gelding is surrounded by a translucent green sphere!
A darkskinned elf scout is lying here, stunned.
A small red hamster is resting here.
Nice »THANKS WASP!!«(HATES piiz/slipknot,kill if i can) is lying here, dead.
Shallah, Mistress of the House stands here, waving you in.
<148hp 43ma 176mv>
l gelding
You see nothing special about him.
Gelding has quite a few wounds.
Gelding is using:
You attempt to peek at the inventory:
water barrel
a dwarvish recall scroll
a dwarvish recall scroll
a ruddy scale..It emits a faint humming sound!
a battered suitcase
<151hp 44ma 176mv>
Gelding brutally massacres a darkskinned elf scout with his pierce.
A darkskinned elf scout is dead! R.I.P.
Your blood freezes as you hear a darkskinned elf scout’s death cry.
Gelding gets gold coins from the corpse of a darkskinned elf scout that’s on the ground.
<151hp 44ma 176mv>
l
Settlestone’s Guest House
This great house is adorned with the comfort of wary travelers in mind.
Along the northern wall is a grand fireplace with several cozy chairs
parked within range of its fiery essence. The floor is covered with a
luxuriously crafted rug and the walls are lined with soothing paintings.
There is an antique wooden desk near the large stairwell which leads into
the guest rooms above. On top of the desk is a large, leather-bound book
marked ‘Registry’.
Exits: South West
The corpse of a darkskinned elf scout is lying here.
The mythical script is lying on the ground here…It emits a faint humming sound!
A blessed spellbook with strange runes lies forgotten on the ground. [2]
A fleshtone tablet of stone stands upright on the ground…It emits a faint humming sound!
Stained scripts are stacked in a high pile.
A small silver piece of paper flutters in the wind.
Bright bound pages lie here…It has a soft glowing aura!..It emits a faint humming sound!
A hunter green spellbook with strange runes lies forgotten on the ground.
Gelding The Hand, The Heart, The Soul [wu] is standing here.
Gelding is surrounded by a translucent green sphere!
A small red hamster is resting here.
Nice »THANKS WASP!!«(HATES piiz/slipknot,kill if i can) is lying here, dead.
Shallah, Mistress of the House stands here, waving you in.
<153hp 45ma 176mv>
Gelding stops following you.
<163hp 48ma 176mv>
Someone gossips– ‘you can buy me, derro’
Someone gossips– ‘you can buy me, derro’
<165hp 49ma 176mv>
You are hungry.
You are thirsty.
<177hp 54ma 176mv>
Gelding carves up the the corpse of a darkskinned elf scout
<177hp 54ma 176mv>
t gelding rofllllllll
You tell Gelding ‘rofllllllll’
<178hp 54ma 176mv>
save
Saving Braxus.
Saving items.
<178hp 54ma 176mv>
l
Settlestone’s Guest House
This great house is adorned with the comfort of wary travelers in mind.
Along the northern wall is a grand fireplace with several cozy chairs
parked within range of its fiery essence. The floor is covered with a
luxuriously crafted rug and the walls are lined with soothing paintings.
There is an antique wooden desk near the large stairwell which leads into
the guest rooms above. On top of the desk is a large, leather-bound book
marked ‘Registry’.
Exits: South West
A slice of a darkskinned elf scout is lying on the ground.
The corpse of a darkskinned elf scout is lying here.
The mythical script is lying on the ground here…It emits a faint humming sound!
A blessed spellbook with strange runes lies forgotten on the ground. [2]
A fleshtone tablet of stone stands upright on the ground…It emits a faint humming sound!
Stained scripts are stacked in a high pile.
A small silver piece of paper flutters in the wind.
Bright bound pages lie here…It has a soft glowing aura!..It emits a faint humming sound!
A hunter green spellbook with strange runes lies forgotten on the ground.
Gelding The Hand, The Heart, The Soul [wu] (invisible) is standing here.
Gelding is surrounded by a translucent green sphere!
A small red hamster is resting here.
Nice »THANKS WASP!!«(HATES piiz/slipknot,kill if i can) is lying here, dead.
Shallah, Mistress of the House stands here, waving you in.
Gelding sacrifices the corpse of a darkskinned elf scout to his god.
<178hp 54ma 176mv>
t gelding oh man that was hilarious
You tell Gelding ‘oh man that was hilarious’
<179hp 54ma 176mv>
t gelding worthy of a post on the crier even
You tell Gelding ‘worthy of a post on the crier even’
<180hp 55ma 176mv>
res
You are already resting.
<180hp 55ma 176mv>
save
Saving Braxus.
Saving items.
FIN.
P.S. For those who didn’t get it: Gelding charmed an elf scout to try and kill me at Shallah but he killed an innocent bystander instead.
troublemaker :shock:
. .
yeah…weaker mobs generaly work better for that, just order them to flee if they attack the wrong char
Yea, but Braxus is a pthief so Gleding was trying to get a pkill on a thief.
However it seemed like Gleding did a pkill on a non-thief char… So in
sense Nice can get Gleding in trouble. Like lvl deduct etc…
Hahaha, neat, pkill Nice more! Or anyone else in safe zones!
another example of why pthieving should not be allowed
is it?