[b:20bpoi60][u:20bpoi60]Bonds: Man who bought record-breaking home run ball is an ‘idiot’[/size:20bpoi60][/u:20bpoi60][/b:20bpoi60]
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[quote:20bpoi60]“He’s stupid. He’s an idiot,” Bonds said. “He spent $750,000 on the ball and that’s what he’s doing with it? What he’s doing is stupid.[/quote:20bpoi60]
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[quote:20bpoi60]Ecko did not directly respond to Bonds’ comments Wednesday, but said in a statement he would make Bonds a custom T-shirt that says, “Marc Ecko paid $752,467 for my ball, and all I got was this ‘stupid’ T-shirt.”’[/quote:20bpoi60][/color:20bpoi60]
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don’t encourage him :shock:
Nebraska state senator sues God[\size]
LINCOLN, Neb. - The defendant in a state senator’s lawsuit is accused of causing untold death and horror and threatening to cause more still. He can be sued in Douglas County, the legislator claims, because He’s everywhere.
Chambers says in his lawsuit that God has made terroristic threats against the senator and his constituents, inspired fear and caused “widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth’s inhabitants.”
The Omaha senator, who skips morning prayers during the legislative session and often criticizes Christians, also says God has caused “fearsome floods … horrendous hurricanes, terrifying tornadoes.”
great..this really is a stupid thread.
‘God’ apparently responds to lawsuit[/size:1sbsx9go]
LINCOLN, Neb. - A legislator who filed a lawsuit against God has gotten something he might not have expected: a response. One of two court filings from “God” came Wednesday under otherworldly circumstances, according to John Friend, clerk of the Douglas County District Court in Omaha.
[quote:1sbsx9go]“This one miraculously appeared on the counter. It just all of a sudden was here — poof!” Friend said.[/quote:1sbsx9go]
State Sen. Ernie Chambers of Omaha sued God last week, seeking a permanent injunction against the Almighty for making terroristic threats, inspiring fear and causing “widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth’s inhabitants.”
Chambers, a self-proclaimed agnostic who often criticizes Christians, said his filing was triggered by a federal lawsuit he considers frivolous. He said he’s trying to makes the point that anybody can sue anybody.
[quote:1sbsx9go]Not so, says “God.” His response argues that the defendant is immune from some earthly laws and the court lacks jurisdiction.
It adds that blaming God for human oppression and suffering misses an important point.
“I created man and woman with free will and next to the promise of immortal life, free will is my greatest gift to you,” according to the response, as read by Friend.[/quote:1sbsx9go]
There was no contact information on the filing, although St. Michael the Archangel is listed as a witness, Friend said.
A second response from “God” disputing Chambers’ allegations lists a phone number for a Corpus Christi law office. A message left for that office was not immediately returned Thursday.
Attempts to reach Chambers by phone and at his Capitol office Thursday were unsuccessful.
I was doing a wikipedia on warez and came across this little gem.
[quote:3napsx8n]Copy protection schemes for the early systems were designed to defeat the casual pirate [/color:3napsx8n], as “crackers” [/color:3napsx8n] would typically release a pirated game to the pirate “community” the day they were earmarked for market.[/quote:3napsx8n]
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