A necro and a juju walk into a bar. The necro tells the bartender, “I want you to meet my new friend.†The bartender shakes the juju’s hand and says, “Charmed, I’m sure.†:P
Jaid/Rayne
Two prisoners are sitting down in the jail cafeteria eating lunch. One turns to the other and says “You know, the food was better when *you *were governor.”
You have to be from Illinois to truly appreciate this.