So sometimes I fish…
I’ve been slaying walleye at the Water’s Edge, which is one south of path to kroms temple or firenewts.
They can be cooked in asylum but I have yet know who would eat such a thing.
:twisted:
Quote:
[b:m1iq1f5a]You can make a poison out of it if you know the right recipe[/b:m1iq1f5a] :!:
So I was fishing off the docks in Bal Harbor, last night, with my new rod and reel combo… just catching snappers, dolphins, marlin and the normal assortment of junk when i thought I saw a shark… this naturally made me want to catch it… has anyone ever caught a shark? not some dog fish or sissy nurse shark mind you, but the big types (man eaters).
:?: :twisted:
Been fishing on the Barnacle and Reaper last few weeks still no sharks… :twisted:
so if you buy a fishing hole for your vault…
what kind of fish can you catch out of it…
saltwater or freshwater or both?
:?: :evil:
where are the tigers and threshers….
still no sharks…
at least none near the bh docks, or off the reaper….
:!: :twisted:
You feel informed:
Object ‘pole saltwater salt water fly rod’, Item type: FISHING POLE
Item is: NOBITS
Weight: 2, Value: 1500, Worn in: TAKE HOLD
Can affect you as:
Affects: REGEN_MANA by 1
Affects: REGEN_HP by 3
if i wanted to own of these i would look for a mob that lives to fish the waves….
Lord Corwin (Sloth Mud Anglers Club Member)
fishing rod and reel combo
You recite an identify scroll which dissolves.
You feel informed:
Object ‘fishing pole combo Brand’, Item type: FISHING POLE
Item is: PERSONAL RESTRUNG
Weight: 0, Value: 5, Worn in: TAKE HOLD
here’s the combo from the now famous Blaster exploding reel scatter quest…
a modern marvel of U.P. Craftsmanship…
:!: :twisted:
So there I was (was that me there?) fighting in the tri 40 tourney, I would have rather been fishing. I had just forged a Cinq so of course I was stabbing and phase dooring like some crazed fool, wasted to the fact that I’m a triple caster (having fun just the same). I was thinking about that stream to the south of Balrogs Temple when my spellshield went down the first time. After darksight went down I was thinking about how funny it was that my held high light didn’t act as a light source (rookie mistake that). There was a little blood after that and some weazing. So now I’m back fishing for sharks and casting firewind (and stabbing,heh). Ready for the next tourney or a chaos night.
:twisted:
When you look more closely, you see:
robe (carried):
a silver trout
a white grunt [4]
a black crappie
a rare fish the silver trout, caught off the lyme dock…
still no sharks…
:!: :evil:
Ok, I sometimes get bored waiting for the boats, and probably wouldn’t mind a little something extra to do in that time, but what are the fish good for? I’ve seen the little temp pearl that sometimes gets caught and can be sold for a few coins…
I saw you make reference to a rare fish. What does the fish do other than sit in your bag? Free food? Don’t think I quite understand the fascination. Not sure why I would want to collect fish instead of xp/eq/gold/spellbooks/etc. Please ellaborate.
still no sharks…
:!: :twisted:
Sloth Mud Anglers Club is looking for new members. If you are intrested please contact Brand, Osric or myself by mud mail. All in-game tells in reguards to this subject will be ignored as we are very busy fishing.
Lord of Amber
Thanks to Serlock for holding onto my eq all weekend after I went link dead… very kool
brand :twisted: :!:
mudmail down so i will apply from here.. its not like i do anything when i am on so let me know i will start fishing soon enough and be waiting to hear from somone :P
I enjoy fishing, but it’s a little to easy…
castout, reelin, castout, reelin
This works fine for the little fish, but I think it would be nice to add some more commands required to bag the large, rare and fighting fish,
such as perhaps “set” to set your hook,
and maybe “lineout” to let line out
so, if a big fish strike, you need to set your hook quickly, let em run with it, and reelin them in bit by bit when they tire or slack :)
help a brother out…
anyone got a spare…
just who is this white wu…
:twisted: :?:
i think the immorts should have a quest where we kill all the sharks in the mud and get like 150 drachma, whatta ya think?
i have tried this, i killed every shark on the mud and i didn’t get any drachma…what gives?
fishing has really been losing out to video games lately. all the kids want to do is play their silly little games, no one wants to kill sharks. well when those sharks eat their videogames i bet they will want to fish. that is why i (being a master summoner…and i will not be replying to master baiter jokes) am working on the creation of mega-undead-landshark and super-rotting-palshark. in 2k5 the children will fish once more (and sign up for S.M.A.C. memberships for 39.95 gold)
:!: :idea: :twisted:
(and sign up for S.M.A.C. memberships for 39.95 gold)[/quote:3jmtusyl]
Membership includes a free copy of my fishing script, which also happens to be located in the WinTin Scripts forum ;-)
with all this crazy clan talk going on in the world…
let’s not forget about Sloth’s #1 rated club…
Sloth Mud Anglers Club
:twisted:
fishing opener coming soon…
stay tuned to S.M.A.C. for details…
:!:
So I went to forge Malachite Guards and this whole thing goes sideways from that point. There was something wrong with the cps, then an explosion and all my cps were destroyed and then Master Foom just gave me the finger. :evil: (he was then murdered, but that is another story)
:?:
If this is not a new thing does it happen often?
Can it occur when you trade in items during an autoquest?
Is there something I missed while identifying the cps that would have told me they were flawed?
:idea:
Questions aside this was L.A.M.E. and the game would be better if a God could remove this malicious code before it strikes again.
Brand :twisted:
It’s a feature of forging. Every forge has a chance of exploding. So far I’ve been lucky enough that I’ve only lost a couple Talshan’s Tribute spellbooks. Just gather up your cps and try again, and hope you have better luck than you did last time.
the listed run falls apart after “open lens” for me. I’m standing at the Wide Gate any help?
brand :?:
Check out this madness, I remember this game from the nightmare’s of a midsummer youth. They put in some graphics but I think everyone here should understand the interface well enough already. :twisted:
turn on light.
Brand
sad thing is.. i had that game for my apple IIe :twisted:
most of you people werent even born yet!
what a bunch of old bastards we are :shock:
right you are Oz… on both heheh :P
I was doing the sash of forgotten souls quest. But in a newbish move I was darkcloaked when handing off an item and the mob didn’t tell me anything. I go back and am told I already completed that part is there any way to find out what was said? and where to go next?
maybe use this…
*10 a token of recollection..It emits a faint humming sound!
has anyone used one? would it even help?
:?: brand :?:
No, token of recollection wouldn’t help you. It just gives you all names of quests you’ve done yet. But just names, nothing more. So you’d better became a criminal and ask someone who completed this quest.
p.s. Sorry, but I can’t help you cause I only know the quester and I didn’t complete the first part yet.
smac…isn’t that some kind of drug?
So I’ve been murdering the Soul-Bringer in hades and was looking for some spots to fish around here. Found nothing myself. No sharks in hades it seems.
brand :?: :evil:
it really is a nice tribute to Revenge of the Sith. i always thought of myself as sorta evil and now i have that telltale red aura most of the time. maybe thats why i always get Sped the Eudaemon, a real buddy who would rather stare at the wall then heal me. besides killing up a couple goat-faced trolls gets the thought police off your back real quick. so that sith movie it was really good, what a surprize.
:evil: :!: :twisted:
If this new take on alignment mixes with the much rumored new quest area for massive fun and insane prizes? That would be very kool. How long would the line for that be?
:evil: :?: :idea: :twisted:
So as you all know I’m knee deep in compiling my Sloth Fish:Secret Files Handbook soon to be followed by The Planetary Guide to Sloth Fish. Thought I’d get some company during one of the long sessions so I Supplicated up a Succubus and wow does she look hot, however thats all she does. Whats this girls problem? One attack, thats not even trying. No skills to speak of. But she does look good…
:evil: :?: :evil:
Sloth Fish:Secret Files Handbook to Ocean Fish
a red shinner
a white marlin
a silver trout
a flounder
a flounder (poisoned)
a trunkfish
a trunkfish (poisoned)
a red snapper
a lionfish
a lionfish (poisoned)
a spotted seatrout
a jewfish
a swordfish
a gag fish
a rock sea bass
a rock fish
a bonefish
a fat snook
a dog snapper
a dolphin
a blue marlin
a tarpon
a white grunt
is there any way to allow for an auto scatter quest to occur 2 times a month just like all the other specials, man it would be nice to find some scattered objects…
is there any way to allow for a fishing quest to occur 2 times a month just like all the other specials, boy can i catch the fish…
:idea: :twisted:
That is a top notch idea there Brand! I am backing you up 100% on this one!
Lets all take a minute and write a letter to the imms, maybe we can get this institiuted this week! :wink:
Heres Hoping!
using spirit watcher allows me to get in some good fishing between kills. but these lazy spirits should be able to tell us if the mob has an item on it.
like
Logrus the cherub tells you ‘I’ve found Tiamat and she has an item!’
or
Logrus the cherub tells you ‘I’ve found Merlin and he has some items!’
or
Logrus the cherub tells you ‘I’ve found Osric and he is a thief!’
not what the item is just that there is one. this seems like something the little guys could manage to do…
brand :twisted: :idea:
using spirit watcher allows me to get in some good fishing between kills. but these lazy spirits should be able to tell us if the mob has an item on it.[/quote:2l0bmci5]
Yeah… that might happen. Hey, then you can set your watcher on a mob someone else is cycling and just rush in when it finally pops! So I think we’re gonna need some sort of dueling watchers system…
I’m curious how many players would allow someone to set a watcher on a mob they were cycling, especially one they had a watcher set for.
2 watchers on the same mob! not since john conner sent his dad born in 2008 back to save his mom in 1984 has reality been so toyed with! :!:
subquestion: was skynet evil or just trying to save spacetime from the demonchild that is Mr. Conner?
[i:90qvevpm]Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.[/i:90qvevpm] -The Dread Pirate Roberts
could be solved by a bit of code tweaking…
tell {spiritwatchername} watch {mobname}
response:
{mobname} is already being watched by {playername}’s watcher.
or something like that..
smac took mh/dragon mtn for 1.4 Billion xps…where was you?
I’ve put in Brand’s suggestion, it will start happening after next crash or reboot.
I assume you mean you’ve implemented Skynet, and John Conner is right on schedule?
Logrus the cherub tells you ‘I’ve found a oriental beauty in Sanctuary of the Hsu Hsien, sir! She’s got something!’
It was even that blessed spellbook that Corwin’s been looking for. Thanks kjartan. :twisted:
i’m looking to get into Preva’s room in the Shadow Realm on AH, door is locked… anyone have a key or know who pops one?
:evil: brand
If I remember right, key to preva loads on katrya in onyx tower
:?: anyone forged a Flaming Cloak of the Underworld? looking for a little help with a mob on this one.
:twisted: brand
post script:
fished for sharks in D.O.T. and my vault… no bites
was freshwater fishing in my vault today with S.P.G. the eudaemon and we got to talking about some cool things a vault might be able to have.
a special key that works like the et or dot keys and transfers you right to a room in your vault. (you’ll have to keep it in a safe place for sure)
a battle room using the bh coliseum template
a trophy room with places to put the different heads you’ve collected
a most dangerous mob board
a wanted board
a diving board (S.P.G.’s idea)
:?: brand :twisted:
i’ve noticed a few new castles springing up in lyme town with visible signs to boot. this is great news. a few years ago there was a small misunderstanding over visible signs in lyme town, glad it got fixed up. so welcome to the neighborhood. maybe we should have a block party, i might even spring for the beer.
brand :twisted:
Actually it was not a misunderstanding :twisted:
There should not be any entrance signs inside of towns or areas for our player’s castles or grand palaces. They should be on roads, forest paths, etc.
If I see them, they will be removed :P
Enjoy,
Splork
The reasoning is I highly doubt Ming would like to come back and see one of these smack dab next to his altar and Im sure I would not like to log in and see a sign marking Brand’s grand palace resting next to Vain in DoT.
hmmm… I think it would be good if Ming did drop in.. its been a long time since big mobs like the Titans, Tiamat, or Demo have terrorized the streets of Bal Harbor. Back in the good ole days of mass mayhem and CARNAGE!! All of our newbs, and some older players have gotten fat and lazy. Need something to liven things up again, get the old adreniline flowing :twisted:
Your thinking of Zarc.
Yea Zarc always had Quest that at least every1 died ONCE. Tank/Leaders
would die every 10 minutes if all was planned.
Heh, I thought it was Dot who liked to drop about 30 clones of demogorgon along with half a million other stange little mobs into BH without warning, along with one or two players transformed into some scary mob or other :)
Zarc - 1 mob perma sanced hits for 5000HP through sanc - and if group killed it, those left alive would get the kill command done one them
Dot - would write a trigger that on every mob death would create 3 more in its place
Blaster - supper fast mob with that stone proc that freezes everyone and summons multiple mobs to kill each person
Ming - sends assassin’s against individual people(not the tank) at random
Dot - would write a trigger that on every mob death would create 3 more in its place
[/quote:165vl7p5]
Nice idea found in many fantasy books.
I would suggest the spawns should have reduced hps.
Argeos
Brand!!! I want to join the S.M.A.C.!!! :D
Where are some good places to fish? I fished in the pond outside the Monk’s Guild on VK, but now I’m never allowed to go back :sniff:
I’ll fish at the BH docks the next time I’m waiting for boats, but I’m so busy right now… :sniff:
Ooh! Are there different fishing poles besides the bamboo one?!
well there is this great little stream between balrog’s temple and the firenewt area where you can catch walleye. and just fishing while you wait for the boats, hell some of the best places to fish are on the boats! the den of thieves docks on lyme is also very productive although the old man that hangs out there like to talk alot of trash. the beaches out on the island are also a really sweet spot and you can get a saltwater fly rod from a man in the swamp near them, although you’ll have to kill him for it, heh. i’m currently fishing with a rod and reel combo, but you can get an enchanted pole for a reasonable price at the BH supply store most of the time. other then that good luck and watch out for sharks!
brand :twisted:
postscript: if you do happen to hook a shark, give me a call i’ve been looking for one for some time now…
Someone should make a shark that attacks the fisherman when he’s pulled out of the water. It’d be entertaining to see something chew on Brand’s leg.
:)
Well, many thanks to KJ for putting in a shark that can be fished from saltwater, that does indeed attack the fisherman/woman/avatar. Rumor has it that they hit hard but die after a couple of winds, Keep An Eye Out Anglers!
Also Gratz to Elseh for winning the drachma for catching the first ever Shark!
Thank you. Many thanks to Annie, that killed shark. I was in panic, when it attacked me. I’m afraid of fishing now :^(
Singing here about Thule snow.
If you’re alert you can prevent the shark from attacking you, just drop it fast.
I got a shark!!
:shock:
Y’all know me. Know how I earn a livin’. I’ll catch this bird for you, but it ain’t gonna be easy. Bad fish. Not like going down to the pond and chasing bluegills and tommycocks. This shark, swallow you whole. No shakin’, no tenderizin’, down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that’ll bring back your tourists, put all your businesses on a payin’ basis. But it’s not gonna be pleasant. I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief. I’ll find him for three, but I’ll catch him, and kill him, for ten. But you’ve gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don’t want no volunteers, I don’t want no mates, there’s too many captains on this island. Ten thousand dollars for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing.
I’ve caught a shark…or has it caught me!
I have heard of a few player even being killed by these beasts! This calls for action. My intention is to kill sharks until there are none left! Who is with me?
now there’s a mission.. and I thought insulting everybody in the universe was a winner.
puts on her shark hunting cap and plumwood recorder :D
Well here’s volume 2 of the s.M.A.c. guides this one for freshwater fish, i still have yet to catch a Musky/Muskellunge but you know what they say it takes alot of casts to catch the ultimate freshwater fish!
Freshwater Fish:
black crappie
clown knifefish
flier fish
green sunfish
pickerel
red shinner
walleye
warmouth
white catfish
yellow bullhead
yellow perch
Next up the s.M.A.c. Secret Files Shark Manual!
:twisted: brand
[img:2ywbn7w7]http://demon.twinflame.org/images/blogpics/fishfreak.jpg[/img:2ywbn7w7]
“CRIPPLING STRIKE”
See also: BACKSTAB DOUBLE BACKSTAB
Usage: innate ability
Level: Avatar 1, Thief
Manual: archaic manual of forgotten techniques
An assassin is practiced in the art of quietly eliminating patrols and
sentries. Using their superb ability to silently creep upon their
unassuming targets, they quickly thrust their dagger deep inside their
mark’s back. Before, the only hope they had of finishing off their prey was
kept in a tiny vial sold around our world’s many shops. Now, with a recent
discovery by Vain and Tepa of the ancient art of the crippling attack, our
hopes are renewed. As the Avatar thief grows in levels, the damage yielded grows as well.
I’m 4th thief but this skill is the best, you can kill a shark up real quick. thanks for putting it ingame.
BAH! you suck… theres prob 90% of us still need that! :evil:
Yes, but not all of us!
:twisted:
Frostbolt > Firewind
wow this is great!
who pops spellbook? what is spellbook?
how about ULTIMA (all-element attack)!
:twisted: brand
Nice.. basically firewind for nofire mobs?
An incarnation of Enea says ‘Brand, bring me a yellow perch for 50 gold pieces.
quest fishing? fishing quest!
thanks to Enea for giving an old angler a reason to dust off that fishing pole.
(wait a minute Corwin stole my lure…and Osric sabotaged my tacklebox)
Yes, many thanks to Enea for creating a quest that will help others get into the spirit of angling here on Sloth. It has been way too long since anyone has run a quest this fun, and you haven’t even started the real quest yet, I can’t wait! :D
there’s still the issue with the peanut butter though..
so i can’t seem to locate any objects that are on my person when i am inside a vault. or anything on the floor of a vault for the matter. is this a change?
brand :idea: :twisted: :?:
The mage who accidently crafted this spell was put down before the secrets could be leaked. Be on the lookout for a very,very large fish…
[img:1vql2av6]http://www.xgenco.com/sloth3/slothfish1.jpg[/img:1vql2av6]
so i have attunement at 50,
now what,
what comes next.
i got some shards,
where i take them? :?:
No offense, but have you even made an attempt at trying to figure this out? Some of us spent a long time figuring out attune, I for one am an ass and will not just tell you how to do it. Perhaps if you spend some time reading the help files on the skills and make an attempt at doing it alone i may be willing to help.
you don’t have to help Guinex, i’m sure someone else will.
wasn’t aware this was top secret information.
looking for healing attunement help…
:twisted:
I kind of agree with Guinex, I can’t even get attunement as a spell, but I put some effort into learning how, and finding the mobs to cycle to get the stuff, with only minimal help.
But I’ll help a bit, just cause.
Heres your next steps:
Get Dowsing Skill, and make a pendulum.
In reading the skills and guide on how to make a pendulum, should become pretty clear whats required to find use them :)
:evil: :?:
I match your red snapper and raise you giant catfish
[img:zs6oyjhw]http://www.funnies.com/picsMay28/bigcatfish.jpg[/img:zs6oyjhw]
In the immortal words of Jay Chandrasekhar in Super Troopers
‘Holy mother of god!’
:shock:
that catfish can chew through stone, i’m sure of it.
so to date i have only caught and killed a sand tiger shark.
anyone had any other shark encounters?
brand :twisted: :?:
not on the mud.. numerous irl though
Hey Osric i found out where we are gonna send you this summer to keep you from playing in the highway. And since you’re not invited back to Camp Crystal Lake this year…
Pack your fishing gear.
Lake Melancholic
An elegiac feeling of stillness hangs over the little lake in the
forest. In its clear rippling waters trout and salmon swim merrily.
Lying nearby is a flower garden, loading the air with an overwhelming
perfume. Visibly looming over the garden, and the entire forest for
that matter, is a Tower. It is so tall as to dwarf a mountain. It
must be scraping the sky. It catches the rays of the bloody sun.
Somehow it turns their red into golden halfway up its height. Its
long shadow bridges the entire forest around.
A building that has an otherworldly feel to it stands just by the
lake to the north, a substantial materialization of the improbable,
the personified perfection of the mysterious: Rita’s Temple.
Exits: East West
A small lake stretches out in the forest. A multitude of fish swim in it.
This skinny fisherman appears to be meditating while catching fish.
i guess that would be nicer then sending Osric to Lake Hydrocolonic :shock:
I already spent a summer at Rita’s temple, how do you think I ended up like this! Seriously though why the hell can’t I worship Rita, it would be nice to actually sac mobs to someone I respect, rather than Tony, whom lets face it just doesn’t have that IN YOUR FACE SLOTH, attitude that represents me and my homies! :x
just doesn’t have that IN YOUR FACE SLOTH, attitude that represents me and my homies! [/quote:1c2y1000]
cackle… have you actually sat back and really taken a look at your homies? not much in your face goin on anywhere :twisted:
except for maybe spraying [b:1c2y1000]grape soda [/color:1c2y1000][/b:1c2y1000]in someones face :twisted:
how about now?
[img:3imqjve4]http://demon.twinflame.org/images/temp/inyourface.gif[/img:3imqjve4]
[i:2m6vj155][b:2m6vj155]No sir.. I don’t like it….[/b:2m6vj155][/i:2m6vj155][/color:2m6vj155][/size:2m6vj155]
[img:2m6vj155]http://www.xgenco.com/sloth3/horse.jpg[/img:2m6vj155]
Auto, are you getting your face and your ass mixed up again? :D
apparently you never watched Ren & Stimpy
Indeed I have but the joke was too good for me to pass on :)
YIPPON! point made :shock:
Corwin sponsered this player for s.M.A.c..
but we just had to pass.
here’s his tryout video
[url:1rapcynd]http://www.fazed.org/video/embed/?id=87[/url:1rapcynd]
brand :twisted:
Access to the requested URL is not allowed!
الوصول الى هذاه السفحة غير مسموح
It must be bad..the sites been banned by the Saudi Government web censors.
If Corwin says he should be in, he probably shouldn’t! Oh and he fishes like old people fuck! :twisted:
Now I’ve been censored, by a similar authority to the Saudi government, Sloth!
SMAC its more of a lifestyle than a clan!
if intrested plz contact me or brand or osric
I caught a sand shark e of the BH south docks. Wasn’t too big.
What teh hell this tons of spam is about after all?[/size:u82izmfb]
It seems water interferes with clone spell as confirmed by photo below. Please
adjust techniques accordingly.
[img:slh14wcx]http://www.coasttocoastam.com/timages/page/siamese_pike062206a.jpg[/img:slh14wcx]
a minute during the last sMAc meeting
Corwin: And that was the third time we saw the Loch Ness monster. Then one time, I believe it was July-
Brand: August.
Corwin: -August. There’s a knock on the door. I open it, and there’s this cute little DoW member-
Weasel: And she was so adorable, with the little pig tails and all.
Corwin: -And she says to me, “How would you like to buy some cookies?” And I said “Well, what kind do you have?” She had thin mints, graham crunchy things-
Osric: Raisin oatmeal.
Corwin: -Raisin oatmeal, and I said “We’ll take a graham crunch. How much will that be?” And she looks at me and she says, “…Uh I need about tree-fitty.”
Luke: …Tree-fitty.
Corwin: Well, it was about that time that I notice that DoW member was about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the protozoic era.
Choong: The Loch Ness monster.
Corwin: I said, “Dammit monster! Get off my lawn! I ain’t giving you no tree-fitty!” It said, “how about just two-fitty?” I said, “Oh, now it’s only two-fitty!! What?! Is there a sale on Loch Ness munchies or something?!”
Mystery: Lord, he was angry.
Corwin: Damn right, I was angry!
Weed: Not you, the monster. He was about to kick your ass.
Corwin: Aah, shut your mouth, woman!
and the real deal is even better!
Actually what happened, Daedalus was sellin cookies with her daughter. She came to your house , got offended, shapeshifted into a seadragon and slaughtered your whole clan.
That joke started with Chris Rock in “Im gonna get you sucka”
Crackhead: How much for an order of ribs?
Chef : two fitty.
Crackhead: How many ribs come with dat?
Chef : Bout five ribs.
Crackhead: two fitty, five ribs, thats 50 cent a rib. Lemme get one rib.
Chef : (Yells back to kitchen) One order of ribs.
Crackhead: Nah nah just one rib.
Chef : One rib what.
Crackhead: How much for a small drink?
Chef : fitty cent
Crackhead: Can I stick my head under the fountain for 10 cent?
Chef : No
Crackhead: Pour it in my hands for five cent?
Chef : No
Kitchen : Order of ribs up.
Chef : Thatll be two fitty.
Crackhead: Got change for a hundred?
Mike
wow… :shock:
i bet they almost lasted 5 whole minutes against her :twisted:
And Chrissy was the one with the gold fish in her shoes…
Actually what happened, Daedalus was sellin cookies with her daughter. She came to your house , got offended, shapeshifted into a seadragon and slaughtered your whole clan.[/quote:1ku5y4t0]
well you get a few points for creativity, but I seem to recall ordering a couple boxes of thin mints is all…
:twisted:
ivy guards + rose oil
maybe the best item i’ve ever had…
thanks to Osric for oil…
and cloud giants for being there…
You feel informed:
Object ‘guards ivy etched shoulder Luke’, Item type: ARMOR
Item is: GLOW PERSONAL RESTRUNG SHOULDER
Weight: 20, Value: 338575, Worn in: TAKE NECK
AC-apply is -0.8
Can affect you as:
Affects: HITPOINT by 15
Affects: CHARISMA by 2
Affects: CHARISMA by 1
Affects: SAVING_SPELL by -1
Only those who are primary supreme bards may use this item.
wow that’s a pretty impressive piece of eq! quest eq level stats easily. grats :)
STFU you dirtly little weasel!
no. you stfu. :twisted: dirty little Guinex.
Yeah thin mints and those peanut buttery ones, Fiona just has to have em!
Osric at 5 X 40.
and I just got relocation…
that’s 2 things I never thought to see…
postscript:
fishing tiger shark to death! anyone caught a bull shark?
Gratz on reloc Brand, you have acquit yourself as befits your rank! :D
So brother whats going on?
no reponse from the trump…
all standard means fail to reach…
hope you didn’t fall down the cano…
or get snatched up in one of demogorgon’s beartraps…
:evil: brand
The Trumps should be clear now Brother, I believe I was simply too close to the abyss for them to work properly! I was spending some time getting to know the lay of the land at the end of the multiverse.
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I can only assume that Akasha is inviting you all over to fish in his tank….
Or that Akasha is tanking? :P
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DECEMBER 8
- Clan clasps have been added
“CLAN CLASP”
This clasp costs 10 mil coins. The clasp symbolizes your membership
in your clan.
Example of the look;
Jyan’s Immoral Robes… (with The Greedy Clan clasp attached to it)
nice! i think? so whats up with this? is 10 million? for one as many as you need? can go anywhere? or just on robes?
brand :twisted:
The thing about the clan clasp is that no-one else can see it. I will be more than happy to buy one when other can view its’ l33tn355
10mil? ( O)(o )
oops there’s another thread for the clan clasp, I’ll stick to that, sorry.
so 1 mil for a clan key and 10 mil for a clasp???
thats crap and it’s too much!
give the 2 ppl who bought them thier money back and put them in when you really want them to work….
:idea: :evil:
brand
Tinct needs a clan first :(
+Tinct, soul surviving member of the short-lived but mighty Southerners clan+
I’m down with being a Southerner.
Osric’s last logon was Tue May 15 19:59:19 2007
wow looks like someone finally had some homework to do! i was sharking the other day and thinking where is osric, i could really use some smokes and road beers right now and osric is just the person to run and get some for me, but no such luck cause osric has more important things to do i guess. so i wrangled over to tabaxi and murdered some answers out of the mimic and his buddy the cloaker. they had zero for me, so i waited and asked them again… and again they had nothing… all this work was making me angry… so i went and got my own road beers… but i remember a time, a better time, when none of this was required….
brand :evil:
I love you Brand
Heh, brother Brand you should know better than to think that some silly homework could hold me down! Check that last login again! Oh and fyi Odouls doesn’t equal road brews no matter how many you drink :P
Police arrest two men for harassing dolphin
Sat Jun 9, 9:23 AM ET
LONDON (Reuters) - Two men were arrested on Saturday on suspicion of harassing a dolphin known locally as “Dave” off the Kent coast, police said.
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Officers arrested the men, aged 25 and 26, at dawn after numerous emergency calls from the public that the animal was being harassed off the coast at Sandgate in Folkstone.
The dolphin has become a local tourist attraction over the past year after making his home in the waters off the Sandgate shore.
Enthusiasts have created a website with pictures and videos of the creature, www.sandgatedolphin.co.uk.
But it has also attracted unwelcome attention from jet skiers and sailors, prompting Kent Police’s Maritime Unit to warn offenders they face fines and even prison.
Kent Police Inspector Gavin Roy said people should not try to touch the animal or get within 100 metres of it.
“Dolphins are well-loved and friendly towards humans,” he said. “They are protected by law and should be treated with respect.”
why? because it’s part of my final solution! man i don’t want to hang out on ss again…
[b:18gv3fps][u:18gv3fps] Shark dies after scaring NYC beachgoers[/u:18gv3fps][/b:18gv3fps][/size:18gv3fps]
NEW YORK - A 5-foot-long shark scared hundreds of swimmers out of the water, but on Sunday its lifeless body washed ashore. The thresher shark frightened crowds at Rockaway Beach on Saturday as it splashed along the Long Island shore.The fish even came ashore at one point and several beachgoers pushed it back into the water.
“It was like freaking out. Its tail was flopping everywhere,” 10-year-old McKenzie Pontieri told the Daily News. “It looked sick.”
On Sunday morning, the dead shark washed ashore, and beaches in the area were reopened.
“It is now safe to go back into the water,” said Parks Commissioner Adrian Benepe.[/size:18gv3fps][/color:18gv3fps]
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SMAC: 1 Sharks: 0
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A goat-faced troll hates your guts!
A goat-faced troll makes a strange sound, as you place Werewindle in his back.
As you remove Werewindle it sprays a toxin, blinding a goat-faced troll!
A goat-faced troll makes a strange sound, as you place Werewindle in his back.
A goat-faced troll makes a strange sound but is suddenly very silent, as you place Werewindle in his back!
A goat-faced troll is dead! R.I.P.
Total exp for kill is 680071.
Your blood freezes as you hear a goat-faced troll’s death cry.
You get gold coins from the corpse of a goat-faced troll that’s on the ground.
There were 4210 coins.
[b:39ijiz5u] Men fillet Charlie the Tuna statue in Oregon[/size:39ijiz5u][/b:39ijiz5u]
CHARLESTON, Ore. - It turns out the fate of Charlie the Tuna of Charleston, Ore., was sorry indeed. The 8-foot Monterey cypress sculpture that used to greet visitors to the coastal fishing town was filleted by two young men who stole it as a prank and then, panicked they would be found out, took chain saws to it.
[b:39ijiz5u]Not that Charlie would have lasted much longer anyway, the town learned, what with the way bugs and rot had hollowed out his innards.[/b:39ijiz5u]
The statue stood beside the South Slough Bridge into Charleston until Mark Santos and Marvin Terry Jr. swiped it last month.
“We had planned to wait a little while and then leave Charlie in a random place in town where he could be returned unharmed,” they said in an apology letter published in The World of Coos Bay.
But someone tipped off sheriff’s deputies, who started nosing around. Santos and Terry rushed to their hiding place and tried to move Charlie. But the statue wouldn’t fit in their truck.
[b:39ijiz5u]“We decided to chop him up so we could move him,” they said. “This was not pre-planned.”[/b:39ijiz5u]
Deputies caught them in the act and charged them with theft and criminal mischief.
Mel Campbell of the merchants association had painted Charlie many times over the years — he was in blue with an orange hat, after the StarKist ads’ Charlie.
Santos has paid her a visit, and Campbell is asking for leniency.
“This was just a terrible, dumb, stupid prank that went absolutely wrong,” she said.
A wake is planned Saturday at the town’s visitors center. The Wild Women of Charleston and the Tuna Guys will offer musical moments.[b:39ijiz5u] The remains are to be burned and buried at the center.[/b:39ijiz5u]
[quote:39ijiz5u]Mourners are invited to share stories about Charlie, and tuna recipes[/quote:39ijiz5u]
You guys hear about that big-ass shark that killed that swimmer in California a few months ago? I feel bad for the swimmer.
I renew my vow of vengeance against all shark kind whenever I hear of such things!
You guys hear about that big-ass shark that killed that swimmer in California a few months ago? I feel bad for the swimmer.[/quote:2z1v8j3l]
poor shark! i hope it doesn’t get a stomach ache from eating tainted food
“you are putting me down now?” -boris –> balto
Man uses Barbie fishing rod to make record catch [/size:jxgdso2y][/color:jxgdso2y]
ELKIN, N.C. - David Hayes’ granddaughter just ask him to hold her Barbie rod and reel while she went to the bathroom. He did. And seconds later he landed the state record channel catfish at 21 pounds, 1 ounce.
Alyssa’s father had bought the pink Barbie fishing rod for Christmas and she had caught a few bluegill before her grandfather hauled in the catfish.
The Winston-Salem Journal reported the catch Aug. 5 in eastern Wilkes County has been certified as a record by the North Carolina Wildlife Resources Commission.
Hayes and his granddaughter have been fishing in the pond behind his house since she was big enough to hold a pole.
Hayes said his granddaughter worried he would break her rod. He landed the 21-pound fish on a 6-pound test line. It was 32 inches long, 2 inches longer than the rod.
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