for those of you who are pondering the green beer, an alternative for tonite -
the Irish CarBomb
take the biggest shotglass you can find
fill it half with Jamesons, half with Bailys
fill a pint glass about 3/4 of the way up with Guiness (Murphys works in a pinch)
drop the shotglass into the middle of the pintglass
chugalug! (no, really… if these mix, it tastes really, really awful)
may the winds of furtune speed you
may you sail a gentle sea
may it always be someone else who says “The drinks are on me!”
Happy St. Patricks Day![/color:1aa5hskt][/size:1aa5hskt]
I’ve been doing these for years. They’re so good.
I once described this to a friend of mine who is from Ireland because he’s never heard of them and he replied “Ugh, what a terrible waste of Guinness”
He also told me a couple of good jokes:
Q: Have you heard of the Irish guy who left the Pub?
A: It could happen…
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are sitting in a pub and each order a Guinness. Amazingly, a fly lands in each of their beers at the same time. The Englishman pushes his away, and tells the barman “Bring me another, I will not drink this filth!” The Scotsman just shrugs, flicks the fly out of the glass and drinks away. The Irishman picks the fly out of his glass, holds it by each wing and says “SPIT IT OUT YA BASTARD!!”
Happy St. Patty’s Day!
-Corinn (Pisces/Skime)
for those of you who are pondering the green beer, an alternative for tonite -
the Irish CarBomb
take the biggest shotglass you can find
fill it half with Jamesons, half with Bailys
fill a pint glass about 3/4 of the way up with Guiness (Murphys works in a pinch)
drop the shotglass into the middle of the pintglass
chugalug! (no, really… if these mix, it tastes really, really awful)
Happy St. Patricks Day![/color:2mrqd5yy][/size:2mrqd5yy][/quote:2mrqd5yy]
I never understood the science of dropping a shot into a drink and chuggin
it down. I mean they mix in your mouth and everything. You will taste
the Guiness, Jameson, and Bailys. Why not drink the shot first, and chase
it down with the Guiness?
the Irish CarBomb
take the biggest shotglass you can find
fill it half with Jamesons, half with Bailys
fill a pint glass about 3/4 of the way up with Guiness (Murphys works in a pinch)
drop the shotglass into the middle of the pintglass
chugalug! (no, really… if these mix, it tastes really, really awful)
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sounds much better then an Iraqi Car Bomb
take the biggest barrel of fertilizer you can find
fill it half with amonia, half with poo
fill a pint glass about 3/4 of the way up with gasoline (diesel works in a pinch)
drop the shotglass into the middle of your lap
yell really loud (no, really loud… think of your 100 virgins.. and lighter up!)
yeah! gonna get tanked… tonight.
best specials in madison,WI are…
$2 Guiness and Harp pints at dotties
$2.75 shot of Jameson at the paradise
and being it’s friday half the free world just got paid.
sweet.
brand :twisted:
postscript: your first 2 are on me if i’m there otherwise…they’re not. I’ll be the guy in the green shirt.
Actually I get paid every 15 and 30/31 of each month. :)
Also I’m guessing the mix beer Black & Tan is a Irish beer?
don’t know about drink specials but if anyones in Chicago, head up to the Metro for the Tossers gig and I’ll buy you drinks :)
[quote:1cwcpnnz]Actually I get paid every 15 and 30/31 of each month. Smile[/quote:1cwcpnnz]I thought you worked on rice n larpenter more often than that. You must be loosing customers. :evil:
don’t know about drink specials but if anyones in Chicago, head up to the Metro for the Tossers gig and I’ll buy you drinks :)[/quote:27xgezur]
I didn’t know Alberich live near Chicago….
I thought you worked on rice n larpenter more often than that. You must be loosing customers. :evil:[/quote:2qj6v33b]
Naw G, cash only ya little fat ugly phucker!
don’t know about drink specials but if anyones in Chicago, head up to the Metro for the Tossers gig and I’ll buy you drinks :)[/quote:1rrj4cm0]
I didn’t know Alberich live near Chicago….[/quote:1rrj4cm0]
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Hehe cool,
I live in Plainfield, which is a wee bit south hehehe. However I work in
Chicago at LaSalle Bank.
Ironwolf lives near Chicago, and Ki lives near me in Plainfield (never met).
Think Think…..Take a Drink!
Best Specials In Eau Claire WI today!
$1.25 Pints of Guiness at Brothers
$2 Shots of Jameson at Clancys
$3.75 Ball Jar filled with Whiskey at Clancys
(actually these aren’t specials they are the regular price of my drinking enviorment, please help me, I can’t afford not to drink :twisted: )
Rats off to Ya!
Oh and Alberich if you should run across Chris Randall (smg) at the Metro buy him one from me!
Fuggin cheese head, im in minnesota O ima gonna bring my undead and eat some cheese!
Hehe cool, I live in Plainfield, which is a wee bit south hehehe. However I work in Chicago at LaSalle Bank.[/quote:1cc1eca2]
dials phone
hello police? there is a delusional asian guy trying to rob the laSalle bank here in Chicago… he is armed and mentally unstable.. he is yelling at the other patrons and waving his hands about… he is 5'6" and wearing a janitors jumpsuit..
HURRY!!!!
Man Chicago is just getting too crowded ….
(sent from Galveston,TX)
A shining moment. Sometimes J, you are fuggin hilarious! But how many times do I gotta tell you? Stay away from the GD US Navy! :twisted: :shock:
Does Jim still play here?
Also Auto, I’m 5'10 and work for corp lvl. I don’t deal with pestly little ppl
like urself :) Unless ur company is willing to pay LaSalle at least $100k
worth of service fees :). Then by all means, open an account with us :)
yawn.. Will… my companies trash service would not use such a small bank as yours