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New female toy...

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If you’re female and can afford $17,000 American (or if you can lie, cheat or steal it), you can have the time of your life…

http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/Living/story?id=235788&page=1

Naaaa, man! I’ve been such a toy for helluvalot women for who-knows-how-long time and now this boy comes in and tells ME that HE invited this thing just recently?! HAHAHA!!!

Ok, let him enjoy (c) his own illusion. :D

Naaaa, man! I’ve been such a toy for helluvalot women for who-knows-how-long time and now this boy comes in and tells ME that HE invited this thing just recently?! HAHAHA!!!

Ok, let him enjoy (c) his own illusion. :D[/quote:1h5q166y]

dude, you have a great fantasy life. here, eat your pudding like a good little boy and i promise everything will be all better in just a few minutes. what’s this i’m putting on you? why it’s a nice, snuggly jacket. we call it the safety jacket because you hug yourself and it makes you feel all safe.

wahahahahaahaa