People are more afraid of killing iblis than they need to be. The problem is that the healo is simply not listening to instructions.
All you have to do is keep the tank alive. 2 clerics each restore the tank 1 time per combat round. Turn the stupid reporter off, it doesn’t do any good. Even the best healers can’t seem to understand this concept.
See below:
The Prophet Stone misses Van with its zap.
Van massacres The Prophet Stone to small fragments with his slash.
Van massacres The Prophet Stone to small fragments with his slash.
Van massacres The Prophet Stone to small fragments with his slash.
Van massacres The Prophet Stone to small fragments with his slash.
The Prophet Stone says ‘I am the Prophet Mofeza preserved in permanent form by our lord Zallah.’
The Prophet Stone says ‘Infidels! Did you think such blasphemy would go unpunished?’
A Spacious Underground Cavern
This wide underground cavern seems to be naturally formed. The ceiling
overhead is so high that it disappears into inky blackness. Around the
perimeter of the cavern there appear to be no exits. The stones underfoot
have been crushed into a fine gravel.
Exits:
Lob is standing here.
Lob glows with a bright light!
Van is standing here.
Van glows with a bright light!
The forboding pressence of a swordwraith chills the air.
The forboding pressence of a swordwraith chills the air.
Iblis, the Salamisian Lord of darkness stands here, wings spread and ready for combat.
<1053hp 108ma 130mv>
Van utters the words, ‘call followers’
A swordwraith suddenly fades into view.
A swordwraith suddenly fades into view.
<1053hp 108ma 131mv>
Madmax utters the words, ‘qarr yarhixzfg’
Yinao looks at Iblis.
<1053hp 109ma 132mv>
Van utters the words, ‘damnation’
Iblis growls at Van and attacks!
Van skillfully parries the attack of Iblis.
Van’s riposte viciously massacres Iblis.
<1053hp 110ma 132mv>
Van skillfully parries the attack of Iblis.
Van’s riposte viciously massacres Iblis.
Iblis viciously massacres Van with its pound.
Iblis viciously massacres Van with its pound.
Iblis looks shocked as it cuts itself on Van’s petrified armor!
Iblis viciously massacres Van with its pound.
Iblis looks shocked as it cuts itself on Van’s petrified armor!
Iblis viciously massacres Van with its pound.
Iblis looks shocked as it cuts itself on Van’s petrified armor!
Iblis viciously massacres Van with its pound.
Van misses Iblis with his slash.
Van massacres Iblis to small fragments with his slash.
Van massacres Iblis to small fragments with his slash.
Van massacres Iblis to small fragments with his slash.
<1053hp 110ma 132mv>
Ok.
Iblis hates your guts!
You watch in grim satisfaction as your acid blast burns Iblis horribly.
<1053hp 93ma 132mv>
Edd – ‘iblis was blinded’
<1053hp 93ma 133mv>
[b:2s5ia2lu]Yinao utters the words, ’noselacri’[/b:2s5ia2lu]
<1053hp 93ma 133mv>
Madmax looks at Iblis.
<1053hp 93ma 133mv>
Lob utters the words, ‘frostbolt’
<1053hp 93ma 133mv>
Van – ‘—- Owww! -863hp —- [207/1070] 19% - need 863’
Edd utters the words, ‘aque bragh’
<1053hp 94ma 134mv>
Van looks at Iblis.
<1053hp 94ma 134mv>
Madmax utters the words, ‘candusghafahuai’
Van briefly glows with a blinding light!
<1053hp 94ma 134mv>
Van – ‘++++ Ahhh! +460hp ++++ [671/1070] 62% - need 399’
<1053hp 94ma 134mv>
Stryx issues the order ‘kill iblis’.
<1053hp 94ma 134mv>
You brutally massacre Iblis with your slash.
Van skillfully parries the attack of Iblis.
Van’s riposte viciously massacres Iblis.
Iblis viciously massacres Van with its pound.
Iblis looks shocked as it cuts itself on Van’s petrified armor!
Iblis viciously massacres Van with its pound.
Iblis viciously massacres Van with its pound.
Iblis viciously massacres Van with its pound.
Van is dead! R.I.P.
Notice that even though Yinao has been assigned to keeping the tank alive, he instead is casting a spell called noselacri. This results in a very predictable outcome: tank death.
Not picking on Yinao by any means. I’m just trying to help you all to help me get -12 ! :D
Its disgusting to me that out of a whole group of people, you can only find fault in Yinao for not healing as you think he should have. How stupid. You absolutely just blamed him, your comment about not doing so is silly.
Its any wonder i dont play my cleric prime anymore…
Mosaix
Broc, really, I don’t see why it’s stupid pointing out that a cleric screwed up. Doesn’t it happen to everyone sometimes? This time it was a cleric, so what? :)
But!
Imho there’s no need to point this out right on the crier, you could’ve talked to your groupmates in the game and explain the tactics there. shrug I just mean that Yinao might not like this publicity…
Hrrrm, I prolly know Yinao better than you, and I realize he’s pretty thick skinned: obviously a lot thicker skinned than you Mosaix.
The point is that everyone thinks this mob is so hard because the clerics don’t take me seriously when I say that 2 clerics need to be IN at the same time casting 1 restore every round without fail.
I’ve seen very large groups succeed in killing it, because 4 or 5 people just overheal like maniacs. But that doesn’t work when you got a group of only 6 or so tards.
If anyone wants to post a copy of one of my many bone-headed mistakes on the crier, feel free to do so. I promise you won’t hurt my feelings.
Here’s some of my personal favorites:
Rub places an onyx shiv in the back of (insert big scary mob).
Rub – ‘Oh crap, lite me’
Rub gossips ‘can anyone help get our corpses from dot?’
Marge – ‘oh sorry, was I in? had to go beat the cat’
Marge – ‘oops, forgot to wait to rina’
Marge – ’err, I thought I had a staff, I guess not'
you want hurt?
i’ll hurt the hurt out of you!
that dot thing reminds me of a time when we were fighting the master cutpurse and Corwin was going out for a smoke.
Brand: i’m going to hit him in the face.
Corwin: yeah right, we’re in regen i’ll be right back.
Osric: what are you some kind of pussy version of Brand?
Brand: ….
Brand: …. ok we’re dead… all of us
i hope this thread keeps going… i’m grabbing some popcorn! :twisted:
Why is the leader fleeing?
Mike
Why is the leader fleeing?
Mike[/quote:2ij0ntds]
LMFAO! that’s one of my favorites of all time!!!!! :lol:
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Minstrel – ‘why is the leader fleeing?’ [/b:2ij0ntds][/color:2ij0ntds]
I had to save it forever and post it on the pirate’s funny quotes page along with this one from Weasel.
[b:2ij0ntds]Weasel – ‘:: since when did ‘give key mage’ translate to ‘stab that bastard in the face’?[/b:2ij0ntds][/color:2ij0ntds]
We need a write a guide book for When a Good Group goes Wrong
lol :D
Its not hard to bone a good group. I can usually keep them going pretty good, but when I bone it, its phenominally bad. Famous last thoughts:
I’ve got 70% of the mud following, I should be able to take Smaug…
Well, if they really want to try him again…
Ok, we have him this time…
Shit, the damner left…
I think Smaug is responsible for a full third of my CFs. My current policy is that I don’t kill him without a group of pros.
I must say, I was the person that was in control of your “useless” OH MY FUCKING GOD WE ARE GUNNA ALL DIE, SHIT STICK! and I managed to get atleast that off so all you fools coulda corpsed while I recalled myself and laughed. :roll:
Its not hard to bone a good group. I can usually keep them going pretty good, but when I bone it, its phenominally bad. Famous last thoughts:
I’ve got 70% of the mud following, I should be able to take Smaug…
Well, if they really want to try him again…
Ok, we have him this time…
Shit, the damner left…
I think Smaug is responsible for a full third of my CFs. My current policy is that I don’t kill him without a group of pros.[/quote:38vqhz7q]
u’ll only kill if there are prostitutes in your group?
u’d have to drag auto’s ass along every time then
Laugh :twisted:
Your a major league pole smoker Junglefart. Take criticism for being a boob instead of trying to insult me further than I need to be.
I simply dissagreed with your sending Yinao out to fry. You and your whole group could have healed the tank. Again why its up to just Yinao, and why you had to pubilcly post it, was stupid.
Your public banter, me liking or not liking what you say, really has nothing to do with being thick skinned on my part. Having never met me on the other side of a computer monitor you would have no clue as to if I do or not.
I think I logged on once this week, and again am remined why….
Anyone want to buy Mosaix? Ill take offers, if anyone is serious they can mudmail me and ill get back to you if the offer sounds good.
Mosaix
I hope you see the irony in threatening to sell your char and quit because someone called you thin skinned.
suddenly agrees with Adam that Cthulhu needs to htfu and come back so rub can be eaten
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Autolycos, got a spare bag of popcorn? I ran out! :shock:
Autolycos, got a spare bag of popcorn? I ran out! :shock:[/quote:3lfogugv]
SURE THING! i made extra!!! :twisted:
Rub – ‘MOM!!! Mosaix stole my sippy cup!!!’
Mosaix – ‘did not’
Rub – ‘DID TOO!’
Mosaix – ‘did not’
Rub – ‘MOM!!! everyones being mean to me’
Yinao– ‘are not, you started it’
Rub – ‘just cause i start a thread pointing out i’m a retard’
Mosaix – ‘well you did point it out… i dont advertise it.. my friends know i am’
Rub – ‘but i will blame someone else!’
Mosaix – ‘99% will end up being a cleric’
Yinao – ‘figures’
Rub – ‘MOM!!! everyones being mean to me again!!!’
Autolycos– ’this is why some animals eat their young’
Now that my friends, well, thats what you call one hell of a good post!
[b:2ho7zyal][i:2ho7zyal][u:2ho7zyal]May Pirates always be Pirates![/b:2ho7zyal][/u:2ho7zyal][/i:2ho7zyal]
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Autolycos –’ Don’t cry Mosaix, Rub is just a big meanie. I’ll make fun of him for you. '
Mosaix –’ sniff you’re the best Auto’
Autolycos –’ anything for my special little first mate '
Yinao –’ hey auto, can I be your special little cabin boy?’
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suddenly agrees with Adam that Cthulhu needs to htfu and come back so rub can be eaten
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What happened to his other two tenactles?
I knew you’d come around eventually
suddenly agrees with Adam that Cthulhu needs to htfu and come back so rub can be eaten
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Yinao –’ hey auto, can I be your special little cabin boy?’
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HEY! I’m the <Pirate> cabin boy! Just look at my description for confirmation.
I move that Prozac be added to all fountains. All those in favor?
Van gossips– ‘sitting at the scribe’s feeling silly… anybody coming? :)’
( O)(o )
last player silly
Silly’s last logon was Tue Sep 5 10:12:55 2006
[ 5w 0n 0m 0d] Silly the Untitled
Rub – ‘Rub this one time at summer school….’
Yinao – ‘Valkyrie Rub?’
Rub – ‘Rub Yes?’
Yinao – ‘Valkyrie before you start…. you should probably stop….’
Yinao – ‘Valkyrie just an idea before you embarass yourself…’
Rub – ‘Rub Ugh, but I wasnt valunteering! He did it when I was unwilling!’
Yinao – ‘Valkyrie Rub, your still goin’
Rub – ‘Rub well you think I should tell someone?’
Autolycos – ‘Rub, its bad enough you hinted the group keep it to yourself and STFU!’
Rub – ‘Rub ugh alright…’
Yinao – ‘Valkyrie its about time..’
Rub can shut up! :shock: :shock:
8)
I knew you’d come around eventually[/quote:13vt9tvv]
8)
I move that Prozac be added to all fountains. All those in favor?[/quote:2t0bl4xh]
either that or legalize weed and require everyone to start the day baked.
“i ought to drag you out there and FEED you to those things!” – ben –>night of the living dead
Van gossips– ‘sitting at the scribe’s feeling silly… anybody coming? :)’
( O)(o )
last player silly
Silly’s last logon was Tue Sep 5 10:12:55 2006
[ 5w 0n 0m 0d] Silly the Untitled[/quote:ixp2cjul]
Damn, I can’t even pretend Silly was 18…
:shock: