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Juan style...

·7376 words·35 mins

Paying attention is good I guess.

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The Demolished Room

Exits: East South

A small mesh of tightly intertwined threads lies flat on the ground.

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Diazz ~ sings the cosmic blues… (level: 40)

Your levels: Wa: 40 Ma: 40 Th: 40 Cl: 40 Av: 24

You are 50 years and 13 months old.

You are a citizen of Lyme.

You are a devout worshipper of Frobisher.

You are rotten to the core.

You have (1019/1019+40) hit, (398/398+27) mana and (228/261+26) movement points.

Your armor class is -14.0.

You have +11 to hit and +17 on damage.

You have 1305697 gold coins.

You have one hundred and twenty-five drachma.

You have 313658855 unused experience points.

You have been playing for 138 days and 4 hours.

You are well-attuned to the channelling stratum.

Str: 18 / 100, Int: 18, Wis: 13, Dex: 18, Con: 18

You are walking ahead of your group, in point position.

You are standing.

You are affected by the following spells:

Invisibility

Detect Invisible

Sense Life

Infravision

Resist Fire

Resist Cold

Fly

Iron Skin

Stamina

Corona

Greater Mobility

Strength

Insight

Vitality

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Saving Diazz.

Saving items.

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Ok, you’ll try to move silently for a while.

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sca

You peer intently all around, and see :

         the Gold Smuggler : immediately to the east

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tar gold

You grouptell: ’target gold'

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The Smuggler’s Gold Cache

Exits: West

The Gold Smuggler hops madly about the room, touching his golden nuggets.

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bf

The Gold Smuggler hates your guts!

The Gold Smuggler makes a strange sound, as you place a thunderbolt in his back.

The Gold Smuggler makes a strange sound, as you place a thunderbolt in his back.

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Ok.

You form a cone of frost in your hand and launch it at the Gold Smuggler.

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You massacre the Gold Smuggler to small fragments with your pierce.

The Gold Smuggler is dead! R.I.P.

Total exp for kill is 913385.

Your blood freezes as you hear the Gold Smuggler’s death cry.

You get gold coins from the corpse of the Gold Smuggler that’s on the ground.

There were 35000 coins.

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You sacrifice the corpse to Frobisher.

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A careful search of the area reveals nothing.

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The Demolished Room

Exits: East South

A small mesh of tightly intertwined threads lies flat on the ground.

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In the Tunnels

Exits: North South

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The Crossing amidst the Tunnels

Exits: North East South West

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In the Tunnels

Exits: East South West

A disgusting wyrm spawn undulates wetly upon the floor.

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In the Tunnels

Exits: North East South West

A denizen of the maze lurks here amidst the shadows.

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In the Tunnels

Exits: North East South

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Alas, you cannot go that way…

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Alas, you cannot go that way…

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nw

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Before the Lair

Exits: North South West

A disgusting wyrm spawn undulates wetly upon the floor.

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The Lair of the White Wyrm

Exits: East

The White Wyrm stomps about the room tearing at corpses and howling insanely.

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Backstab who?

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Who should the spell be cast upon?

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Before the Lair

Exits: North South West

A disgusting wyrm spawn undulates wetly upon the floor.

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tar white

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A blast of frost from the west fills the room!

You are blasted with frost!

You resist some of the damage…

You grouptell: ’target white'

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bf

The Lair of the White Wyrm

Exits: East

The White Wyrm stomps about the room tearing at corpses and howling insanely.

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The White Wyrm hates your guts!

The White Wyrm makes a strange sound, as you place a thunderbolt in his back.

The White Wyrm makes a strange sound, as you place a thunderbolt in his back.

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You massacre the White Wyrm to small fragments with your pierce.

You are viciously massacred by the White Wyrm’s claw.

You are viciously massacred by the White Wyrm’s claw.

You are viciously massacred by the White Wyrm’s bite.

You are viciously massacred by the White Wyrm’s claw.

You massacre the White Wyrm to small fragments with your pierce.

You deal a massive blow to one of the White Wyrm’s vital organs.

You viciously massacre the White Wyrm with your pierce.

The White Wyrm breathes a cone of frost which fills the room!

You are blasted with frost!

You resist some of the damage…

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Ok.

You form a cone of frost in your hand and launch it at the White Wyrm.

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hh

Absu gossips– ‘Anyone have any rose red glasses I could use for a second?’

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You massacre the White Wyrm to small fragments with your pierce.

You are viciously massacred by the White Wyrm’s claw.

You are viciously massacred by the White Wyrm’s claw.

You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!

You are viciously massacred by the White Wyrm’s bite.

You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!

You have been KILLED!!

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Lie still; you are DEAD!!! :-(

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Diazz ~ sings the cosmic blues… (level: 40)

Your levels: Wa: 40 Ma: 40 Th: 40 Cl: 40 Av: 24

You are 50 years and 13 months old.

You are a citizen of Lyme.

You are a devout worshipper of Frobisher.

You are rotten to the core.

You have (-87/1019+40) hit, (357/398+0) mana and (190/261+26) movement points.

Your armor class is -10.0.

You have +11 to hit and +17 on damage.

You have 1340697 gold coins.

You have one hundred and twenty-five drachma.

You have 314640078 unused experience points.

You have been playing for 138 days and 4 hours.

You are well-attuned to the channelling stratum.

Str: 18 / 100, Int: 18, Wis: 13, Dex: 18, Con: 18

You are walking ahead of your group, in point position.

You are DEAD!

You are affected by the following spells:

Detect Invisible

Sense Life

Infravision

Resist Fire

Resist Cold

Fly

Iron Skin

Stamina

Corona

Greater Mobility

Strength

Insight

Vitality

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Lie still; you are DEAD!!! :-(

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Lie still; you are DEAD!!! :-(

If You survive a juan style, post one here :)

Ur Iron Skin fell also.

excuse my ignorance … but what is Juan style?

The accidental (or purposeful) killing of mobs with no sanc/aegis.

usualy juan style of mobs results in death, though sometimes you can live.

There was this guy, Rick, and he played a character named Riko. But Riko

got tired of playing a NC so he made a mage named Juan. As Juan he

would frequently forget to cast sanc/aegis, this giving rise to the phrase

Juan-style. That would be my Wikipedia entry for it.

Billybob and Riko in the Sky Elves, who woulda thought.

I almost posted that earlier but opted not too.

Term

JUAN-STYLE

Originally a style for fighting big mobs without casting sanctuary on the tank (not necessarily on purpose).

It has come to mean any fighting style deemed high-risk, along the lines of “All in and all blast; if the tank dies we’ll raise him!”

Library –> Sloth Slang

Diazz style. Saddly forgetting to switch to run-mode to kill a mob, and killing

it in regen mode anyway (or dieing to said mob while in regen mode.)

I do it alot, it makes me mad I forget something so simple.

At least I rembered to aegis this time…

Small Clearing

Exits: North South

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Thick Brush

Exits: North East

A large serpent crawls slowly, examining everything within eyesight.

A small, hairy creature sits here.

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Glass Serpent hates your guts!

Glass Serpent makes a strange sound, as you place a secari dagger in its back.

Glass Serpent makes a strange sound, as you place a secari dagger in its back.

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You skillfully parry the attack of Glass Serpent.

Glass Serpent misses you with its crush.

Glass Serpent misses you with its bite.

You pierce Glass Serpent extremely hard.

You massacre Glass Serpent to small fragments with your pierce.

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You weave the threads of magic masterfully!

You form a cone of frost in your hand and launch it at Glass Serpent.

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fff

You weave the threads of magic masterfully!

You form a cone of frost in your hand and launch it at Glass Serpent.

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You skillfully parry the attack of Glass Serpent.

You are viciously massacred by Glass Serpent’s crush.

You are viciously massacred by Glass Serpent’s bite.

You massacre Glass Serpent to small fragments with your pierce.

You massacre Glass Serpent to small fragments with your pierce.

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fff

Ok.

Your frostbolt obliterates Glass Serpent.

Glass Serpent is dead! R.I.P.

Total exp for kill is 3247864.

Your blood freezes as you hear Glass Serpent’s death cry.

You get gold coins from the corpse of Glass Serpent that’s on the ground.

There were 5000 coins.

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You sacrifice the corpse to Frobisher.

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A careful search of the area reveals nothing.

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ct cake

Diazz[hosers]> ‘cake’

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Thick Brush

Masked beneath this large forest lies thick brush which is the home to

many animals and reptiles alike. Reddish-clay sediment makes the bed for

much of the greenery here. A large, thick vine seems to be withering its

way on the ground here, almost as if its alive. The forest continues on to

the east.

Exits: North East

A small, hairy creature sits here.

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The ’natures revival’ spell on you is about to wear off.

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gos Glass Serpent is dead! R.I.P.

You gossip– ‘Glass Serpent is dead! R.I.P.’

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Thick Brush

Masked beneath this large forest lies thick brush which is the home to

many animals and reptiles alike. Reddish-clay sediment makes the bed for

much of the greenery here. A large, thick vine seems to be withering its

way on the ground here, almost as if its alive. The forest continues on to

the east.

Exits: North East

A small, hairy creature sits here.

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cc

Ok.

You feel better!

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Ok.

You feel less tired.

You feel very refreshed and ready to travel again!

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rr

You recite a scroll of recall which dissolves.

East Bamboo Gate

The eastern gate of the small islander village is connected at either end

to the encroaching walls of the nearby cliffs. Inside the gates to the west

lies an assortment of tents and huts. Natives rush about the area preparing

for a feast or holiday festival of some sorts. The cliffs continue to pinch

to the east.

Exits: North East South West

A large note dispenser, with a button on the top, is here against the wall.

A large bulletin board is mounted on a wall here.

The massive bamboo gates stand ajar, allowing passage into the village.

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Diazz ~ barman, hierophant, maze (level: 40)

Your levels: Wa: 40 Ma: 40 Th: 40 Cl: 40 Av: 24

You are 46 years and 6 months old.

You are a citizen of Lyme.

You are a devout worshipper of Frobisher.

You are rotten to the core.

You have (804/969+59) hit, (318/406+52) mana and (223/264+35) movement points.

Your armor class is -2.2.

You have +9 to hit and +11 on damage.

You have 1026427 gold coins.

You have one hundred and forty-one drachma.

You have 587596839 unused experience points.

You have been playing for 140 days and 0 hours.

You are well-attuned to the channelling stratum.

Str: 18 / 94, Int: 18, Wis: 18, Dex: 18, Con: 18

You are walking ahead of your group, in point position.

You are standing.

You will parry.

You are affected by the following spells:

Detect Invisible

Infravision

Aegis

Dark Cloak

Resist Fire

Resist Cold

Iron Skin

Bless

Stamina

Corona

Greater Mobility

Strength

Insight

Vitality

Natures Revival

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Saving Diazz.

Saving items.

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Ok, you’ll try to move silently for a while.

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gos muahahahahahahahaha

You gossip– ‘muahahahahahahahaha’

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yeah sanc helps…

925/953hp 177/376ma 100/295mv AC: -7.0 Align: +10

A minotaur guard hates your guts!

A minotaur guard makes a strange sound, as you place Ritual Dagger of the Sapphire Circle in his back.

The wound turns black from the poison on your blade.

A minotaur guard quickly avoids your backstab, and you nearly cut your finger!

925/953hp 177/376ma 85/295mv AC: -7.0 Align: +10

Rom utters the words, ‘yfaghbarh’

926/953hp 177/376ma 85/295mv AC: -7.0 Align: +10

You massacre a minotaur guard to small fragments with your pierce.

You are viciously massacred by a minotaur guard’s slash.

You are viciously massacred by a minotaur guard’s slash.

You are viciously massacred by a minotaur guard’s slash.

You are viciously massacred by a minotaur guard’s slash.

You are viciously massacred by a minotaur guard’s slash.

You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!

You have been KILLED!!

-181/953hp 178/376ma 86/295mv AC: -7.0 Align: +10

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A desperate pox victim hates your guts!

A desperate pox victim makes a strange sound, as you place Harvester of Sorrow in his back.

The wound turns black from the poison on your blade.

A desperate pox victim makes a strange sound, as you place Harvester of Sorrow in his back.

The wound turns black from the poison on your blade.

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Necrad utters the words, ‘yfaghbarh’

A desperate pox victim screams in pain as Necrad’s frostbolt freezes him.

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ff

Beorn sends a quick strike of his fist into a desperate pox victim’s side.

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gtOk.

You form a cone of frost in your hand and launch it at a desperate pox victim.

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gt if sYour peri brushes you with her wing.

You feel better!

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gt if she waNecrad utters the words, ‘yfaghbarh’

A desperate pox victim screams in pain as Necrad’s frostbolt freezes him.

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gt if she wasnt Necrad beats a desperate pox victim very hard.

You pierce a desperate pox victim extremely hard.

You are viciously massacred by a desperate pox victim’s claw.

That Really did HURT!

You are viciously massacred by a desperate pox victim’s hit.

That Really did HURT!

Beorn hits a desperate pox victim hard.

Beorn hits a desperate pox victim extremely hard.

You pierce a desperate pox victim extremely hard.

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gt if she wasnt a dipshit i wouOk.

Your frostbolt obliterates a desperate pox victim.

A desperate pox victim is dead! R.I.P.

Total exp for kill is 5044319.

You receive 2090303 experience points as your share.

Necrad receives 1323350 experience points.

Beorn receives 1630665 experience points.

Your blood freezes as you hear a desperate pox victim’s death cry.

You get gold coins from the corpse of a desperate pox victim that’s on the ground.

There were 7000 coins.

You split 7000 coins. You keep 2334 coins.

You get a tray of hospital food from the corpse of a desperate pox victim that’s on the ground.

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gt if she wasnt a dipshit i wouldnt mind :p

You grouptell: ‘[721/774] (+29) Mana: 244 Need: 53’

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You grouptell: ‘[305/774] (-416) Mana: 245 Need: 469’

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lSaving Cocaine.

Saving items.

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liYou grouptell: ‘if she wasnt a dipshit i wouldnt mind :p’

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lite West Ward

Exits: North East South West

Fee the peri arrives from the north.

Necrad arrives from the north.

Beorn arrives from the north.

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lite co

Ok.

You start glowing.

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Beorn utters the words, ‘pzar’

A warm feeling fills your body.

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Guards’ Secret Hideout

Exits: South

You sense a hidden life form in the room.

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An elite drider guard hates your guts!

An elite drider guard makes a strange sound, as you place a thunderbolt in his back.

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Gumbi tells you ’that’s like, the only +str light i can use, interested in 500k gold and a sun symbol for them?'

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You skillfully parry the attack of an elite drider guard.

You are viciously massacred by an elite drider guard’s claw.

You are viciously massacred by an elite drider guard’s claw.

You are viciously massacred by an elite drider guard’s claw.

You are viciously massacred by an elite drider guard’s claw.

You miss an elite drider guard with your pierce.

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Ok.

Your thunder clap hits an elite drider guard, causing an elite drider guard great pain.

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fff

Ok.

Your frostbolt obliterates an elite drider guard.

An elite drider guard is dead! R.I.P.

Total exp for kill is 2256021.

Your blood freezes as you hear an elite drider guard’s death cry.

You get gold coins from the corpse of an elite drider guard that’s on the ground.

There were 19876 coins.

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You belch the words, ’elvish motherfucker, can you speak it!!'

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You sacrifice the corpse to Frobisher.

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A careful search of the area reveals nothing.

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Guards’ Secret Hideout

The illusion of a wall to the south gives perfect cover for the group of

guards which use this area as home base. From this direction looking southward

it appears to be an open walkway back to the twist in the tunnel. Dead bodies

of fellow adventurers lie strewn about the room. In one corner, the head of a

lion hangs impaled on a large stick. The walls of this room are once again

made of finely cut stone.

Exits: South

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Twist in the Tunnel

Exits: North South Up

A soiled sheet from some notebook shifts here in the wind.

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Hand Holds in the Tunnel

Exits: North Down

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The Sound of Rushing Water

Exits: East Up

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tar elf

You grouptell: ’ target elf'

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3

Ok.

You feel less tired.

You feel very refreshed and ready to travel again!

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Diazz ~ wants to buy a ruyi of destruction… (level: 40)

Your levels: Wa: 40 Ma: 40 Th: 40 Cl: 40 Av: 24

You are 41 years and 13 months old.

You are a citizen of Lyme.

You are a devout worshipper of Frobisher.

You spread goodness and joy everywhere you go.

You have (300/1019+40) hit, (344/403+27) mana and (145/267+29) movement points.

Your armor class is -10.0.

You have +13 to hit and +17 on damage.

You have 379901 gold coins.

You have one hundred and seventy-one drachma.

You have 1183218919 unused experience points.

You have been playing for 141 days and 12 hours.

You are well-attuned to the channelling stratum.

Str: 18 / 100, Int: 18, Wis: 13, Dex: 18, Con: 18

You are walking ahead of your group, in point position.

You are standing.

You will parry.

You are affected by the following spells:

Detect Evil

Detect Invisible

Sense Life

Resist Fire

Resist Cold

Fly

Iron Skin

Grace

Stamina

Corona

Greater Mobility

Strength

Insight

Vitality

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The Things I Do for a lousy 2mil xp!

An outpost guard hates your guts!

An outpost guard makes a strange sound, as you place True-Strike in his back.

The wound turns black from the poison on your blade.

An outpost guard quickly avoids your backstab, and you nearly cut your finger!

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frost

You massacre an outpost guard to small fragments with your pierce.

You are viciously massacred by an outpost guard’s hit.

You are viciously massacred by an outpost guard’s hit.

You are viciously massacred by an outpost guard’s slash.

You are viciously massacred by an outpost guard’s slash.

You are viciously massacred by an outpost guard’s rake.

You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!

You drive True-Strike to the hilt in an outpost guard and he shudders from the poison.

You drive True-Strike to the hilt in an outpost guard and he shudders from the poison.

You deal a critical blow to one of an outpost guard’s vital organs.

You brutally massacre an outpost guard with your pierce.

An outpost guard makes a nice ballet step which plants a foot a mile above your head.

You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!

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You lost your concentration!

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Weasel gossips– ‘pizdets’

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rr

You recite a scroll of recall which dissolves.

Magnolia

The path curves around a large magnolia tree, almost forty feet high.

It is covered with large white flowers, which emit a strong, sweet scent.

The path is edged with stone blocks, possibly in an attempt to stop it

from slipping down the slope toward the sea.

Exits: East South West

A brightly colored ornate glass bottle lies on the ground here.

A magical contraption, the shadowgram, floats just above the Magnolia.

A large bulletin board is mounted on a wall here.

A large fountain is here gurgling out an endless stream of water.

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Ok.

You are surrounded by a radiant light.

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You grouptell: ’ * * * AEGIS IS ON * * * '

Shimbo gossips– ‘hmm weasel’

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Ok.

The cleansing fires of healing fill your body!

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Ok.

The cleansing fires of healing fill your body!

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call

enOk.

Daisy the eudaemon suddenly fades into view.

Shimbo gossips– ‘u sure about it?:)’

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enennneThe ‘grace’ spell on you is about to wear off.

<782hp 224ma 139mv>

enennnedd

Lower Path

This narrow stone path runs through the lower part of a formal pleasure

garden, built on a slope running down to the sea. A stiff breeze blows

inland from the sea, carrying a fresh, salty smell.

Exits: North West

Daisy the eudaemon arrives from the west.

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Pleasure Gardens

A well tended lawn, crossed with small stone paths, stretches downward

toward the sea. Flower beds run alongside many of the paths, most carrying

bright flowers arranged in formal patterns. Nearby to the east there is an

elaborate iron gate, giving access to a busy road.

Exits: East South West

A sailor in filthy clothing staggers and nearly falls beside you.

Daisy the eudaemon arrives from the south.

<785hp 225ma 139mv>

Entrance to Pleasure Gardens

The High Street widens at this point and the row of low houses on the

western side breaks to accommodate a pair of elaborate iron gates, beyond

which can be seen an ornamental garden. Across the street from the gates

is a solid building of yellow stone, its windows hidden behind heavy wooden

shutters.

Exits: North South West

Daisy the eudaemon arrives from the west.

<785hp 225ma 137mv>

Weasel gossips– ‘heh’

High Street

This appears to be the most prosperous section of a busy cobbled street.

Low two-storied houses line the street on either side: they are mainly of

timber frame construction with thatched roofs, and, judging by the rickety

appearance, have been here for some time. One or two of the buildings in

this particular part of the street have a more solid appearance, being

built from a soft yellow stone with carved window and door frames.

Exits: North East South West

A sheep with a full growth of wool wanders about the area.

A sheep with a full growth of wool wanders about the area.

A sheep with a full growth of wool wanders about the area.

A sheep herder dressed in grey robes watches over his flock.

(Red Aura) A small boy makes a face at you.

(Faint Red Aura) A street vendor peddles his wares.

An old lady walks slowly along the path.

Daisy the eudaemon arrives from the south.

<785hp 225ma 135mv>

High Street

The cobbled street slopes steeply upwards and downwards from this point.

Beyond it there is a view of the sea, and the noise of waves breaking on

the shoreline can just be heard when the sounds of commerce abate for a

moment. The street is lined with carts: some empty and others carrying

bulky goods covered by tarpaulins.

Exits: North East South West

(Faint Red Aura) A street vendor peddles his wares.

(Red Aura) A small boy makes a face at you.

Daisy the eudaemon arrives from the south.

<785hp 225ma 133mv>

A sheep herder arrives from the south.

A sheep arrives from the south.

A sheep arrives from the south.

A sheep arrives from the south.

High Street

A cobbled street lined with shops and houses stretches down a steep hill

from this high point. It is barely wide enough for two carts to pass, but

clearly forms a major thoroughfare in this town. The buildings on each

side lean towards each other across the street: many have gables extending

outwards above the cobbles. A small lane can just be discerned between two

houses to the east.

Exits: North East South West

Daisy the eudaemon arrives from the south.

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The Cut

This narrow lane runs between houses set so close together that it is

barely possible for people to pass each other. What little light there is

appears to be swallowed by mist wafting along the lane from either end.

The houses are of timber frame construction, with large exposed beams.

Most are thatched. Wisps of smoke curl from their chimneys, and the smell

of burning peat and wood mingles with the slightly sharp smell of the mist.

Exits: West Down

Daisy the eudaemon arrives from the west.

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The Cut

The lane slopes steeply at this point. Steps are cut into the stone to

one side: the other carries a gutter in which a small stream trickles

quickly by. The houses in this part of the lane are set back slightly from

the road, allowing space for small gardens, separated by thick hedges.

Exits: South Up Down

Daisy the eudaemon arrives from above.

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The Cut

An iron handrail runs alongside the lane here, which helps passage

considerably as the slope is very steep and the path is muddy in places.

The houses in this part of the lane are small and crowded together. A

number of small alleys run along the sides of the houses and there appears

to be some open space behind them.

Exits: North South Up

A member of Lyme’s elite guard stands in defense of the city.

Daisy the eudaemon arrives from above.

<786hp 226ma 125mv>

Your eudaemon touches you with his antlers.

You feel extremely better!

Necruss gossips– ‘when is group forming at bh scribe??’

<887hp 227ma 126mv>

s

An outpost guard remembers you, and ATTACKS!

You are viciously massacred by an outpost guard’s hit.

Common

A triangle of dirt lies at the center of this junction. It appears to be

common land, supporting a small population of goats and chickens. In one

corner there is a well, beside which lies a length of rope and a bucket.

Exits: North East South West

A bulletin board titled ‘Clans’ is posted on the wall.

A scrawny chicken scratches in the dust.

An outpost guard is here, fighting YOU!

A dirty goat stands here, chained to a post.

A dirty goat stands here, chained to a post.

Daisy the eudaemon arrives from the north.

<801hp 227ma 124mv>

You massacre an outpost guard to small fragments with your pierce.

You are viciously massacred by an outpost guard’s hit.

You are viciously massacred by an outpost guard’s hit.

An outpost guard misses you with his slash.

You are viciously massacred by an outpost guard’s slash.

You are viciously massacred by an outpost guard’s rake.

You massacre an outpost guard to small fragments with your pierce.

You massacre an outpost guard to small fragments with your pierce.

You deal a critical blow to one of an outpost guard’s vital organs.

You brutally massacre an outpost guard with your pierce.

An outpost guard makes a nice ballet step which plants a foot a mile above your head.

<457hp 227ma 124mv>

frost

You lost your concentration!

<460hp 216ma 126mv>

Naiti gossips– ‘Weasel privet zemlyak’

<463hp 217ma 127mv>

You massacre an outpost guard to small fragments with your pierce.

You are viciously massacred by an outpost guard’s hit.

An outpost guard misses you with his hit.

You are viciously massacred by an outpost guard’s slash.

An outpost guard misses you with his slash.

You are viciously massacred by an outpost guard’s rake.

You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!

You deal a critical blow to one of an outpost guard’s vital organs.

You brutally massacre an outpost guard with your pierce.

You miss an outpost guard with your pierce.

You deal a critical blow to one of an outpost guard’s vital organs.

You brutally massacre an outpost guard with your pierce.

An outpost guard misses a kick at your groin, you breathe lighter now.

You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!

Ok.

The cleansing fires of healing fill your body!

<505hp 156ma 127mv>

Ok.

The cleansing fires of healing fill your body!

<838hp 96ma 129mv>

frostYour eudaemon touches you with his antlers.

You feel extremely better!

<937hp 96ma 130mv>

frost

You massacre an outpost guard to small fragments with your pierce.

You are viciously massacred by an outpost guard’s hit.

You are viciously massacred by an outpost guard’s hit.

You are viciously massacred by an outpost guard’s slash.

An outpost guard misses you with his slash.

An outpost guard misses you with his rake.

You massacre an outpost guard to small fragments with your pierce.

You massacre an outpost guard to small fragments with your pierce.

You massacre an outpost guard to small fragments with your pierce.

An outpost guard makes a nice ballet step which plants a foot a mile above your head.

<684hp 96ma 130mv>

You weave the threads of magic masterfully!

Your frostbolt obliterates an outpost guard.

An outpost guard is dead! R.I.P.

Total exp for kill is 1873774.

Your blood freezes as you hear an outpost guard’s death cry.

You get gold coins from the corpse of an outpost guard that’s on the ground.

There were 6500 coins.

Heh :roll:

Good one!

Elites are funny.

I either do 5-6 and a couple foots/monks, or I do like 2 elites and regen.

“There was this guy, Rick, and he played a character named Riko. But Riko

got tired of playing a NC so he made a mage named Juan. As Juan he

would frequently forget to cast sanc/aegis, this giving rise to the phrase

Juan-style. That would be my Wikipedia entry for it.”

The truth:

Rick liked to take naps. He played Riko on Sloth 2. Remade a caster named Spin. When Sloth 3 started he remade Spin but renamed him Juan.

He leveled up in derros, forgoing sanctuary so he could move around undetected. This style of play extended to other areas, like when he was assigned to aegis someone tanking Demogorgon, like, hmm, maybe me.

Not that I needed it anyway. Hence Juan style.

I remeber spin :)

Elites suck, but they are entertaining!

Here’s how I recall it from my standpoint….

I was playing Corum, Ingo’s character now owned by someone else. I was interested in how his classo played.

Juan was leading, I was tanking in Corum, and everytime he kept forgetting to lite me. He was fast on the all up and go go go, so he kept forgetting aegis at the start. I lived through several fights against hard hitting mobs, going from 1000 hp to 200 hp every round. It woke me up, needless to say, and was fun as hell. Oh yeah, good healers kept me alive. :)

Someone called out “Juan style! Juan’s tanks don’t need sanc!” And that’s what I remember of that day, it was so long ago, but after that Juan Style was commented on often.

-Toxis

Does this count.

Aegis fell right before I killed the lumberjack.

So I decided to go to the captain and regen.

Opps…

<109hp 31ma 112mv> 665835281 1327599 -10.0 -10

Ok.

Winds of Flame pour from your hands, killing a yooper lumberjack instantly.

A yooper lumberjack is dead! R.I.P.

Total exp for kill is 285668.

Your blood freezes as you hear a yooper lumberjack’s death cry.

You get gold coins from the corpse of a yooper lumberjack that’s on the ground.

There were 1500 coins.

<109hp 6ma 112mv> 666127714 1329099 -10.0 -10

The eastern sky starts to brighten.

<110hp 7ma 113mv> 666127714 1329099 -10.0 -10

w

w

You belch the words, ’ Trial By Fire!!!’

<112hp 8ma 114mv> 666127714 1329099 -10.0 -10

You sacrifice the corpse to Akasha.

<112hp 8ma 114mv> 666127714 1329099 -10.0 -10

A careful search of the area reveals nothing.

<113hp 8ma 114mv> 666127714 1329099 -10.0 -10

East Cut Trail

Exits: East West

A large german shepherd is sniffing about for something to eat.

A large german shepherd is sniffing about for something to eat.

<114hp 9ma 111mv> 666127714 1329099 -10.0 -10

The Crossed Paths

Exits: North East South West

A yooper lumberjack is cutting down some trees.

<114hp 9ma 107mv> 666127714 1329099 -10.0 -10

s

s

s

Main Trail of the Logging Camp

Exits: North South

<115hp 9ma 103mv> 666127714 1329099 -10.0 -10

s

Main Trail of the Logging Camp

Exits: North South

A large log flies up from one of the ruts and hits you hard in the face!

You scream out in pain as the log hits you in the face!

You have been KILLED!!

<-15hp 9ma 100mv> 666127714 1329099 -10.0 -10

s

Lie still; you are DEAD!!! :-(

No sanc, at +1.8 ac. Bad Kell Bad :(

A Linen Closet

Exits: North

The ghost of the maid scurries about in a fit of cleaning.

The ghost of the chauffeur is looking for his horse and buggy.

<901hp 297ma 144mv> 970024888 374921 1.8 -3

l maid

The apparition of the maid fades in and out of reality. She is dressed

in the classic maid outfit including a black dress, white apron, and a

white hat. The maid carries a feather duster in her ghostly hands, and

is wandering about cleaning everything in sight. The maid has a very

distraught look on her face.

The ghost of the maid is in excellent condition.

the ghost of the maid is using:

a feather duster

You attempt to peek at the inventory:

You can’t see anything.

<902hp 297ma 145mv> 970024888 374921 1.8 -3

fff maid

Ok.

The ghost of the maid hates your guts!

You form a cone of frost in your hand and launch it at the ghost of the maid.

<905hp 275ma 146mv> 970032238 374921 1.8 -3

fff

You are viciously massacred by the ghost of the maid’s hit.

That Really did HURT!

You are viciously massacred by the ghost of the maid’s hit.

That Really did HURT!

You are viciously massacred by the ghost of the maid’s hit.

That Really did HURT!

You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!

Your pierce passes right through the ghost of the maid!

Your pierce passes right through the ghost of the maid!

The ghost of the maid utters the words, ‘judicandus dies’

<150hp 276ma 147mv> 970032238 374921 1.8 -3

Ok.

Your frostbolt obliterates the ghost of the maid.

The ghost of the maid has been banished to the ethereal plane!

Revel in the completion of your journey to evil!

Total exp for kill is 551786.

Everything the ghost of the maid was carrying suddenly drops to the ground.

<153hp 252ma 148mv> 970597639 374921 1.8 -3

get all

You deftly snatch a feather duster.

You deftly snatch gold coins.

There were 6666 coins.

OK.

<157hp 255ma 150mv> 970597639 381587 1.8 -3

ct sigh

Diazz[hosers]> ‘sigh’

<158hp 256ma 150mv> 970597639 381587 1.8 -3

For the record, I would attest to the origin as described by DieSprout.

Clink

Yet another one…

<1021hp 195ma 128mv> 1141457725 117015 -10.0 +8

bf

A psychotic pox victim hates your guts!

A psychotic pox victim quickly avoids your backstab, and you nearly cut your finger!

A psychotic pox victim makes a strange sound, as you place a thunderbolt in her back.

<1021hp 197ma 110mv> 1141467109 117015 -10.0 +8

You skillfully parry the attack of a psychotic pox victim.

You are viciously massacred by a psychotic pox victim’s bite.

That Really did HURT!

You massacre a psychotic pox victim to small fragments with your pierce.

You massacre a psychotic pox victim to small fragments with your pierce.

Koios utters the words, ‘yufzxuie’

<774hp 198ma 110mv> 1141469149 117015 -10.0 +8

Silvermist the peri slowly fades away, accompanied by the strains of harps…

Silvermist the peri stops following you.

<775hp 198ma 111mv> 1141469149 117015 -10.0 +8

Ok.

You form a cone of frost in your hand and launch it at a psychotic pox victim.

<777hp 174ma 111mv> 1141476119 117015 -10.0 +8

fff

Koios utters the words, ‘yufzxuie’

<778hp 174ma 112mv> 1141476119 117015 -10.0 +8

You are viciously massacred by a psychotic pox victim’s claw.

That Really did HURT!

You are viciously massacred by a psychotic pox victim’s bite.

That Really did HURT!

You massacre a psychotic pox victim to small fragments with your pierce.

<284hp 174ma 113mv> 1141477207 117015 -10.0 +8

You grouptell: ’ «: +-247 HP :» HP: [ 774 / 1019 ]’

<285hp 175ma 113mv> 1141477207 117015 -10.0 +8

Ok.

Your frostbolt obliterates a psychotic pox victim.

A psychotic pox victim is dead! R.I.P.

Total exp for kill is 3536839.

You receive 2724545 experience points as your share.

Koios receives 812293 experience points.

Your blood freezes as you hear a psychotic pox victim’s death cry.

You get gold coins from the corpse of a psychotic pox victim that’s on the ground.

There were 29000 coins.

You split 29000 coins. You keep 14500 coins.

<285hp 150ma 113mv> 1144215590 131515 -10.0 +8

A Bone Filled Dead End

Exits: West

You see a hungry spider here.

<444hp 387ma 163mv> +1 +41

Ok.

A hungry spider hates your guts!

You form a cone of frost in your hand and launch it at a hungry spider.

<444hp 362ma 163mv> +1 +41

fb

You pound a hungry spider hard.

You are viciously massacred by a hungry spider’s claw.

That Really did HURT!

You are viciously massacred by a hungry spider’s claw.

You pound a hungry spider hard.

A hungry spider murmurs in a whispery, faint voice as its spinnerets commence to whirr.

You are covered in sticky webs!

A hungry spider says ‘Hi, dinner.’

<197hp 363ma 163mv> +1 +41

me

You lost your concentration!

<197hp 352ma 164mv> +1 +41

The white aura around your body fades.

<197hp 353ma 165mv> +1 +41

me

You pound a hungry spider hard.

You are viciously massacred by a hungry spider’s claw.

That Really did HURT!

You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!

You have been KILLED!!

<-169hp 353ma 165mv> +1 +0

Lie still; you are DEAD!!! :-(

-Pisces

I always say, if you ain’t dyin’, you ain’t tryin'.

[quote:32emm9uj]** Gargon fought against Gargon and lost at 1 o’clock pm on the Day of the Moon

** Doc fought against Doc and lost at 1 o’clock pm on the Day of the Moon

** Elseh crushed Elseh to a liveless pulp of blood and offals at 1 o’clock pm on the Day of the Moon

** Edd crushed Edd to a liveless pulp of blood and offals at 1 o’clock pm on the Day of the Moon

** Rojak fought against Rojak and lost at 1 o’clock pm on the Day of the Moon

** Gwiem crushed Gwiem to a liveless pulp of blood and offals at 1 o’clock pm on the Day of the Moon

** Mojo crushed Mojo to a liveless pulp of blood and offals at 1 o’clock pm on the Day of the Moon

** Vilux fought against Vilux and lost at 1 o’clock pm on the Day of the Moon

** Verin fought against Verin and lost at 1 o’clock pm on the Day of the Moon

** Nascosto crushed Nascosto to a liveless pulp of blood and offals at 1 o’clock pm on the Day of the Moon

** Giselle crushed Giselle to a liveless pulp of blood and offals at 1 o’clock pm on the Day of the Moon

** Tweety fought against Tweety and lost at 1 o’clock pm on the Day of the Moon

** Farfu fought against Farfu and lost at 1 o’clock pm on the Day of the Moon

** Pendalf fought against Pendalf and lost at 1 o’clock pm on the Day of the Moon

** Grapenut crushed Grapenut to a liveless pulp of blood and offals at 1 o’clock pm on the Day of the Moon

** Alias fought against Alias and lost at 1 o’clock pm on the Day of the Moon

** Taji fought against Taji and lost at 1 o’clock pm on the Day of the Moon

** Belharm fought against Belharm and lost at 1 o’clock pm on the Day of the Moon

** Acme crushed Acme to a liveless pulp of blood and offals at 1 o’clock pm on the Day of the Moon

** Hakon crushed Hakon to a liveless pulp of blood and offals at 1 o’clock pm on the Day of the Moon

** Drahku crushed Drahku to a liveless pulp of blood and offals at 1 o’clock pm on the Day of the Moon

** Osric fought against Osric and lost at 1 o’clock pm on the Day of the Moon

** Truth fought against Truth and lost at 1 o’clock pm on the Day of the Moon

** Necrad fought against Necrad and lost at 1 o’clock pm on the Day of the Moon

** Evelyn fought against Evelyn and lost at 1 o’clock pm on the Day of the Moon[/quote:32emm9uj]

‘The Fighting Club’ (c) Lob

:twisted:

wtf is that edd?

Some spam from this list :)

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just what in the fuck is all that shit?