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I can feel the love tonight.

·190 words·1 min

On our message board this one guy always puts.

Post = care.

So by this logic, since Broc only posts with comments about me, I think he must be in love with me. He hasn’t made any posts about anything to do with this game. He really hasn’t even refuted any of our political points. He just gets on here to try to jab me. He must be mad that I turned down his frequent cyber offers because I was too busy cycling eq for DoW. He then joined Legends because they had some n00bs and I think he was trying to cyber them too… I think it is funny because I am not gay and will not marry you Broc. I also won’t tell your wife.

Have I told you, lately, that I hate you.

Wherever you go, whatever you do, I will be right here waiting for you. With a shiv.

:!:

…there ain’t no mountain high enough, ain’t no valley low enough, ain’t no river wide enough to keep me from gettin to you bitch.

I wanna know what love is.

I want you to kill meeeeeeeee