I wish I was a
little bit taller. I wish
I was a baller
Incorrect nick length?
Reboog’s nick has six letters.
Change your fucking nick.
My nick is short.
Is it true what they say
Haiku, nick short?
Hey there old nick,
Old nick no way i’am,
The autumn came to Texas.
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they make no sense
Refrigerator
slothmud is just like
an mmorpg
target tiamat
a wise man once said
on wednesdays i am made of
sodium chloride
we are in midst of
severe economic doom
start panicking now
I regret to say
Sind: a haiku is structured
five seven then five
warrior monk bard
druid necro mage cleric
thief and avatar
for christmas this year
i got you something special
my dick in a box
eat raw cuts of fish?
that is rather barbaric
barbarism tastes good
AAAAA
AAAAAAA
AAAAA
This is not a way
to inflate my post count on
the slothmud forums
shit i’m running out
of ideas for new haikus
help me somebody
the star trek movie
got slammed by trekkies in news
quote, “fun, watchable”
this japanese art
it does not make sense to me
lost in translation
instead of trap doors
we could set up trap windows
oh oops. never mind.
to all fat people
you should stop being so fat
you know who you are
James Moriarty
hijacks a starship in space?
A likely story.
These eggo waffles
Taste delicious with syrup
l’eggo my eggo
“Slothmud is a breed
apart from all other games.”
–Thomas Jefferson
Commander Worf says,
“It is a good day to die.”
I want his babies.
how can one person
be so much awesome like this?
reboog: please teach us
Will the Fed tighten?
It will likely lead to a
double recession.
Herbal Essences
you smell so good when i bathe
tastes unpleasant though
One two three four five
One two three four five six se–
Hmm. This does not work.
ya staboi zdes
no ya tebe izmenil
i ti ne prostil
Are you Slim Shady?
The real one, not a faker?
Would you please stand up?
Do you see my straw?
It extends to your milkshake!
I drink your milkshake!
Update Windows now?
No, goddammit, I said no
Update Windows now?
artistic license
means that you can do whatever the hell you want
and still have it count
Rocky Balboa
beat Russian Ivan Drago
Take that, you Ruskies!
this is not a joke
baby seals are not funny
(until they get clubbed)
lubov ne naiti
nekogo net na zemli
nu i ti pezdets
keep up the good work reboog. ur awesome.
aeris dies early
oh sorry, did i spoil it?
bruce willis is dead
the man who had none
did not achieve cosmic joy
the joy was on him
alcohol is bad
i heard it makes you stupid
no i’m… uh, doesn’t!
have you heard the wolf
cry to the blue horn moon? no?
buy some hearing aids
new topic or post reply?
the counting thread was better
children, learn to count
tandoori oven
leaves the chicken very dry
my soul weeps nightly
tim geithner planning
subsidy from taxpayer
dead on arrival.
hitler hitler bomb
airplane terrorism crash
hi: 9/11
bjork? your husband
thom yorke, is waiting for you
please go home quickly
if the walls could speak
hanging pictures would be bad
memories will fade
encephalitis
does not mix with syphilis
take a cold shower
is man an island?
land surrounded by water
don’t be so naive
canadian prose
would have some strange colour, eh?
moosesasketchewan
hugo chavez says
“Obama controls GM?
I am right winger!”
What what what what,
so much of crap i have read,
Just never.
It does not matter
If you do right or wrong, child
Only what you do
what language you speak?
“what” ain’t no country i know
they speak english there?
this thread has taken
my freedom away from me
like having a wife
mogul kahn the axe
is much better than rigwarl
bristleback, you suck
the raindrops outside
do not sound anything like
frederic chopin
the web is for porn
why you think the net was born?
it’s for porn porn porn
i can’t stop the prose
it keeps flowing out of me
like diarrhea
In the last 4.5 hour
You’ve written three pages
Try again tomorrow
the regen problem
is to stop nonsense posts
such as this and that
i must inform all
syllable wise, it must go
five seven then five
sind is not native
his transgression will be naught
maybe he knows now
12345
can you not see the duress
you are causing me?
thraxas’s limit
in counting numbers appears
to be until 6
what’s that in the sky
here he comes to save the day
oh, it’s just reboog
love is all you need
can you feel the love tonight
there’s a cream for that
12345
can you not see the duress
you are causing me?[/quote:1sc7d35b]
You’re too concerned with numbers
Yep.
You’re too concerned with numbers.
have you had enough
of these monkey fighting snakes
please pass the ketchup
thraxas’s limit
in counting numbers appears
to be until 6[/quote:fwa0bmz8]
erm what?
update, install, patch
Bastard don’t make me reboot
there go my windows
mogul kahn the axe
is much better than rigwarl
bristleback, you suck[/quote:32qvse39]
silly fiery axe,
counter helix is cheap, so is culling
might as well save it, this pig aint dying.
or something like that.
this thread is so long
reboog wrote sixty haikus?
a strange obsession
The wise sage ponders
Why is Reboog great? he says
The answer, haiku
1 cup of flour
two tablespoons of sugar
recipe of love
medios and mace
both bring up very good points
thank you gentlemen
disneyland is not
the happiest place on earth
my heart lies broken
guys like prostitutes
cover your face with makeup
50 an hour
little boy timmy
fell down the town well again
i do not see tears
is ice cream a cure?
or just a band aid for wounds?
OMG ICE CREAM!!!
my dog sleeps all day
chasing cars and catching them
now what does he do?
employment and your
very severe lack of it
has made you insane
i have utmost faith
in the federal reserve
print me some money
unemployment claims?
where this does money come from?
bow chicka bow wow
why do forum threads
go in reverse order here?
this shit is stupid
cat file pipe grep snow
you are wasting extra fork
just grep snow file now
Let me translate that for Reboog.[/url:1q142elt]
who will carry torch
while i have gone away
thread dies obscurely
north north east south west
where is that damn juggernaut?
let me look at map
stage of history
your return here is welcome
look, the soul still burns
Let me translate that for Reboog.[/url:3vmmspy8][/quote:3vmmspy8]
:D
i must acknowledge
juggleblood, acedia
we are the walrus
we fight for glory
the northern territory
we go out yonder
what am i doing?
i don’t believe that just worked
vaguely memorized
reboog’s dating tips
you should not look a gift horse
in the breasteses
fastest growing thread
i have severely caused it
in the very face
search binary tree
O(n log n)? How slow.
Get constant time please.
strangers in the night
we don’t know where we’re going
let’s go all the way
god is a robot
isaac asimov proved it
red pill or blue pill?
can we spin the wheel?
i am tired of eating
let us swing on ropes
i must cook dinner
curry chicken with taters
vegetable stir fry
let’s get it on now
character select screen comes
i will pick chun li
Everything I see
remember her pretty smile
That I haven’t seen
P-O-O-L-P
tell me what it means to me
P-O-O-L-P
my one wish in life
eat over twenty hot dogs
whilst crying non stop
are our deepest dreams
the feature that defines us
or a reflection?
abracadabra
bippity boppity boo
harry potter rules
winter wind etude
you make my right arm tense up
i should play chopsticks
the prolific boog
wait, please do not get confused
i just boog again
you lost all your hearts
how come the game is not done?
fairies in bottles
how is everyone?
please do not forget the rule
no talking allowed
P-O-O-L-P
tell me what it means to me
P-O-O-L-P[/quote:1p3mqp7u]
So, how is Bard these days?
your mom is often
the target of ridicule
because it’s funny
You know who’s to blame?
Probably it’s reboog’s mom
Usually is
regoob? regoob who?
Oh, are you talking about
Gooberz? Oh, yeah, him.
super exploding
invincible bangai-o
insert 10 credits
let’s audit the fed
then abolish central bank
we owe you, ron paul
it is not like rain
on your wedding day, that is
simply unlucky
it’s not a free ride
one that you just couldn’t take
that is bad planning
i logged on the mud
looking for material
look score east west rent
what’s the scouter say
about his power level?
OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAND!!
one sperm and one egg
it takes a man and woman
how babby is formed
The forum tells me
“Click here to view your message”
But links to page eight.
chillin out maxin
relaxin all cool and all
shootin some bball
Your mom’s face said it.
Late yesterday night, she did.
Over tea and cake.
Can’t sleep at night time.
Headaches and tired all day long.
It must be the meds.
You say goodbye and
I say hello. I don’t know
why you say goodbye, I say
useless slothmud skills
“the poison courses through you”
cast ‘detect poison’
as far as love goes
shoulda put a ring on it
dance like beyonce
you have killed yourself!
do not run. we are your friends.
FIRST BLOOD! TRIPLE KILL!
are there green shoots now?
economy getting worse
just at slower pace
:D :) :( :o :shock:
:? 8) :lol: :x :P :oops: :cry:
:evil: :twisted: :roll: :wink: :!:
most can achieve skill
through hard work, dedication
that’s too demanding
draining their life force?
stop! in the name of the moon,
i will punish you!
a step not taken
tomorrow may never be
memento mori
you know, potatoes
boil em, mash em, stew em
gives it to us raw!
indiana jones
fights nazis and old magic
but not aliens?
confucius once say
the sound of one hand clapping
tastes just like chicken
key to victory?
the element of surprise
it loads on reboot
california
is a budgetary mess
get me out of here
i am a victim
of a learning disorder
called sexlexia
give me your power!
i’m the prince of all saiyans
kamehameha
hey there delilah
i’m a thousand miles away
its not far enough
believe it or not
auction – hex up. min 20k
i can pay in food
my milkshake brings all
the boys to the yard, and they’re
like, get off my lawn
en taro adun
it is a good day to die
what else do they say
shoryureppa!
shipuujinraikyaku!
man, ken is so cheap
you can’t delete posts?
maybe if i try again
nope, still can’t do it
mass wraith or mass scouts
both are a good way to die
zerglings ftw
for the overmind, you
require more minerals
spawn more overlords
if you would like to
please hang up and try again
make a call. or else
search your feelings luke
you know it to be true. no,
its impossible!
i bent my wookie
super nintendo chalmers
they taste like burning
what’s a blind deer called?
it’s no joke but a riddle
i have no eye deer
what’s a blind deer called?
one that has no legs at all?
still no eye deer
holla back young’un
WOO WOO! holla back young’un
ya’ll just wanna be
People are funny
Who took the pop? Did it load?
I recall and rent
autolooters off
omg he looted coins
recall him now, geez
Put your image here
Image, viewpoint, opinion
But no one reads them
my head really hurts
from the last thirty minutes
of failing haikus
sad and lonely men
die alone with no witness
except for their dog
You’re an idiot
Yes, an idiot I say
I.D.I.O.T.
Drunk with regoob,
I thought of many Haikus.
Alas, I forgot.
every man will die
not every man truly lives
sweet, we get a dog
Your mom is a dog?
No, my mom has a dog, dick.
Your mom has a dick?
I’m picking up good
vibrations. She’s giving me.
excitations. Hawt.
She didn’t like the
quadratic distribution.
Of your hair line. Buuuuuuuurn.
Join my clan today
Coolness Reinvented by Awesome Players
Also known as C.R.A.P
What of jezer’s post?
Only second line too long.
Art or ignorance?
what he lacks in brains
he compensates in crazy
he’s funny like that
haiku reboog write
in force strong but grammar weak
like yoda he is
bump
hey there delilah
i’m a thousand miles away
its not far enough[/quote:r89dte8j]
fun it is to say
predicate before noun
Acedia wrote:
There was a farmer
Who had a dog and bingo
Was his nameo
His internet down.
It feels like he’s disappeared.
Don’t fear. He’ll be back.
Don’t fear the reaper.
You’re going to die anyway.
Get over it, bub.
the prodigal son
he has come back to us now
where are my wenches?
let’s combine two words
severely and serious
severiously.
i have not followed
severe economic doom
someone update me
Look! It’s a Borg cube!
Resistance is futile.
Severiously?
jezer’s in NZ?
if you see jemaine and bret
please say hi for me
shakespeare’s old story
romeo and juliet
show us some more tit
our chance to survive
point thirty three repeating
set us up the bomb
SlothMud Three bloated
Discussions and work were hard
Create SlothMud Four
why be mean to gays?
flip us over and we all
look quite similar
michael jackson dead?
no, back to alien home
like elvis presley
proper length haikus
cannot adhere papaya
shutup every1
ben stiller starring
always the same character
it’s so beautiful!
thegame has logged in
after two years of winning
i just lost the game
Love deserted me
Maybe I am too damn fat
Love me some desserts
85%
Skills, uniform, without choice
Sloth chars got all B’s
i stayed up all night
watching reverse harem show
my dirty secret
I stand for the light.
You are beyond redemption!
That is a sound plan.
Now I have become
Death, the Destroyer of worlds.
Wait, dinner’s ready
the atomic bomb
brings us an era of peace
wait, dinner’s ready
Dinner’s ready kids!
House still there, home has moved on
Dinner now my own
here’s a recipe
pour hot sauce in ice cube tray
serve chilled with soda
rose colored glasses?
plus one int, but we’re still in
severe depression
do you know what’s fun
messing with forum topics
see it? bricks you make
there is just no shame,
Michael J’s nose an Epic.
must gain more drachma
my pussywagon
of dreams died on me, needed
a bag of horse feed
who is haiku?
have you noticed how a thread can change its subject for no reason
Whoops I forgot to make this rhyme badly
OOps I cant even count lines no matter syllables
have you noticed how a thread can change its subject for no reason[/quote:32y93qz0]
Take a note - i did nothing.
have you noticed how a thread can change its subject for no reason[/quote:161nqhak]
Take a note - i did nothing.[/quote:161nqhak]
noted … I did
Reboog imprisoned
now inside the Shatnerverse
Kirk cackles at him!
logging in forums
can be very difficult
your password is huseontuh,=4[9aID4Hclimtphdr*$Y0dhcLRTI=
oh god no
not again please
( still cant remember the right number of syllables … probably)
Counting is for weaks
Microsoft counts my syllables
It said that’s seven
Here I am again
Dead at the demogorgon
Will anyone come?
Hark! Crisis averted!
A jobless recovery?
Sure, let’s call it that!
A O E U I
Old MacDonald had a farm
shut up in your face
don’t make me angry
you won’t like me when i’m mad
MOON PRISM POWER!
Mace: did you turn on
Microsoft’s haiku checker?
Oops, blue screen of death
Channel usage down?
Because channel drop bug fixed?
No talking allowed.
lazy acronyms
ruin our written language
afaik
enertron heals you
HP/MP all maxed out!
But you’re still hungry.
sloth has been reborn
return to its origins
nine class characters?
omg no u
roflmao
lolol
who let the dogs out?
woof woof woof woof woof woof woof
goddammit bobby!
bonus exp?
leading parties is easy
lights etc
slothmud needs cheat codes
up down left right a b start
still only one life?
chobbs crashed mud again?
memory leaks are his forte
forte’s one syllable
multiplayer free on
a text based rpg game
line rpg game
goober has returned
a haiku here, haiku there
goober is greating
forte’s one syllable[/quote:wuocxg13]
it is?
i covered a song
i like to goober goober
i like to… GOOBER!
Bring it on, autumn!
Sniffle, cough, sneeze, drip, headache
You win, pollen; mold.
hack cough wheeze
I didn’t know
phlegm could be that color
mobs talking to me
they are answering questions.
talking to themselves?
I have discovered
Fire! Ready aim whites of eyes
Overshot missed whoops
Posting in forums
should require a degree
Bachelor’s of Counting
i am once again
in the mood for composing
really bad haikus
How many hipsters
does it take to change a light?
An obscure number.
ching ching chong chong chong
ching drunk danny devito
the view ding ding dong
the buck ruts chainsaw
barks alone doe re mi wind
loader man lites up
To change a lightbulb
how many a.d.d. kids?
Hey, want to ride bikes?
spin the warcraft wheel
“Your sound card works perfectly!”
“See the world, they said!”
sarah kerrigan
inspired by japanese
tentacle porno
at least the iPhone
doesn’t keep saying its name
DROIIID! DROIIID! DROIID! fuck you!
down to forward punch
stop being so cheap, ryu!
down to forward punch
foreign poetry
for 2000 please, alex
this is so meta
come on, just say it
no not that, the other thing
superman will— WRONG!!!
First take out the pin
Count to three. No more, no less
Holy Hand Grenade!
reduce greenhouse gas
i will be saving the world
one cow at a time
I declare thumb war
FINISH HIM! Mercy for weaks
finger bang rules man
New Moon has come out
it tells an age old story
emo vampires
limericks were made there
the land of drunk wife beaters
aye lad, i went there
It is cold, snowing
Snuggly cuddlebunny, where?
Ah, in Enea’s.
Furniture can change
your life begins at 40
unless it doesn’t
my favorite show
By the power of Greyskull
I’m Captain Planet!
Today, I could not
come up with a good haiku.
Damn it. FML.
who r u txting?
uhh idk, how about
my bff jill?
Bah, blue screen of death
Reinstall and hit reboog
Bad nick len error?
lost in ether planes
excuse me, ether dragon
which way do i…. AHHHHHHHH!
i had a real plan
any fool could understand
boost total demand
Playing Sloth at work
Hiding underneath my desk
I hope they feed me
I met a man with
no shoes, no shirt, no service
Welcome to your life
sign on the door reads:
no shoes, no shirt, no service
pants are optional
pants are optional
think with your dipstick, Jimmy
Dean sausage links, yum
Dean sausage links, yum
Like a party in my mouth
Invite everyone
My sausage links, yum?!
Get your mouth away from there!
Wait your turn in line.
Wait your turn in line
is your bank too big to fail?
government handout.
Government handout?
Don’t socialize medicare!
Thanks, Mr. Glenn Beck
Thanks, Mr. Glenn Beck
For wasting the last hour,
You the man now dog!
Hi eric massa
The dems have victimized you
confirm my premise
I did grope that guy
But it wasn’t sexual
I just tickled him
You are a victim
Of oppresion by the dems
confirm my premise
Do you know how hard
it is to talk politics
with a naked man?
Yes but tell me now
How the dems have bullied you
on health care reform
i am a gay man
who has been in the closet
but don’t tell my wife
I am begging you
say the democrats are bad
confirm my premise
Best Glenn Beck show ever.
[url:2vkqfe9t]http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/03/09/eric-massa-glenn-beck-vid_n_492499.html[/url:2vkqfe9t]
Thought about posting
Deleted everything
Hi and bye slothmud
Here in Arkansas
Everything has only two
syl-buls. We speek gud.
What would Jesus do?
He would turn the other cheek
Get nailed to a stake
Bring Zeratul to
The gate! Escape to where none
Shall pass. Whoops, he died.
I have special eyes
Look, look with your special eyes
I’ve been such a fool
I made carriers!
Nuclear launch detected.
My life for Aiur?
Spawn more overlords
You can’t tell me what to do!
Oh no he didn’t!
You have been blinded!
cast ‘cure blind’ Acedia
Now where did I go?
You have been blinded!
cast ‘cure blind’ Acedia
Now where did I go?[/quote:2d0wnshk]
just because we’re blind
does not mean we cannot tell
where our body is!
Doomed rpg cheats
Your temple just got destroyed
Why do I play this?
roger zelazny’s
complete amber collection
is about eating
Amaterasu
Timeless hero of the brush
Save the day, paint wolf
How do I love thee
Let me count the ways. A one,
A two, a three. Three.
ga-ga ooh-la-la
i want your love, blah blah blah
watch your bad romance
reboog wrote: ga-ga ooh-la-la
i want your love, blah blah blah
watch your bad romance
awesome. :P
Alo salut sunt
eu, un haiduc er, what?
Not sure, but awesome
What? Am I still drunk?
..need designated mudder
Friends let friends mud drunk
L e V e L q U i N a R y
10 < < <
L e V e L q U i N a R y
Ugh, cut thumb again.
Maybe I should stop holding
them in place by hand.
Apply poison cinq;
bst; ci | s sigh
quaff purple-potion
miki, you’re so fine
you’re so fine you blow my mind
miki! hey miki!
cast ‘restoration’
You lost your concentration!
imms don’t want healing
this little hedgehog
harmless and inoffensive
also quite chewy
you say Potato
but that’s not how it’s pronounced
it’s pronounced vodka
star trek in japan:
we all the bolg. no resist!
we set you up bomb
Spoony will be back
Stronger, faster, more bendy
Spoon with three upgrades
fly me to the moon
and let me asphyxiate
glurg gah blub ack thud
more posts than toxis
wait, i forgot to account
for his newbie alts
tuck her into bed
say, good night, let edward bite
her life is twilight
is the drinking glass
half filled? is it half empty?
THEY’RE EFFING EQUAL
give slice to foo dog
I must have it, not the dog
ow ow ow ow ow
While at my job
I found a distracting link
No work done today.
both the thumbs opposed
point in opposite places
we men of two minds
the song that follows
is not really a haiku
for-giva-ness please!
California pies, they’re unforgettable, pumpkin filled, with whipped cream on top. Fresh cut fruit so hot, they’ll melt your a la mode. Pie-pie-pie-pie-pie, pie, pie-pie-pie-pie-pie-pie.
I expected a haiku about the sloth downtime..
oh, slothmud went down?
spoony won sloth already
everyone, move on
Random Haiku Thread
do what title says to do
post random haiku
åˆã—ãれ　猿もå°è“‘を　ã»ã—ã’也
inazuma no
kaina wo karan
kusamakura
I didn’t think of this one, but I’ll post it anyway.
Yo momma so fat
She takes up five syllables
Yo momma
lured back to slothmud
by promised bonus xp
first things first: haiku’d
toil as you might
in the end, you discover:
xp is a lie
A slothmud riddle:
I’m sleeping behind some logs…
Can you name the room?
that room in koza
open logs; go east; regen
the name eludes me
Two more aegis charms,
Got ten opalescent shards!
Charm Slave: I choose you!
I cast ‘create pie’
a loaf suddenly appears!
A loaf is not pie.
1% of sloth
has almost all of the wealth
#occupy #slothmud
Best thread on slothmud
Created by yours truly
Requires bumping
Grind up some XP
One more level, could be soon!
Not so. Killed by stupid
Sloth is a sickness
A disease to be treated
The cure? More cowbell.
Daylight savings time
extra hour of daylight?
more like, extra dumb
forums seem quiet
i regret making this law
“no talking allowed”
New minimum wage
20 dollars an hour
We will all get rich!!!
Diamond in the rough
Beautiful, but hard to see
Like login button
want to post haiku
cannot remember password
here, post it for me
-Nobody
you know what is great?
posting haikus all the time
it’s true. ask reboog
-Nobody
behold, the haiku
greatest form of poetry
also, delicious
-Nobody
Came to write haiku
Like a long day’s winter snow
Drawing complete blank
For all Friday nights
Go home, sit at computer
Party animal
Someone once asked me
What is the meaning of life
Duh, to write haikus
Do you remember
The day that the music died?
Oh no! My laundry!
You remind me of
Somebody I used to know
Santa, is that you?
Look who is online
Acedia and no guests
One is all it takes
Disco is not dead
A common misconception
It is just sleeping
Did you hear the news?
Next year at Symphonia!
Landsharknado 2
Giant octopus
Versus mega shark tonight!
Trial of the decade
conjunctposition
a new english part of speech
because internet
Wrote wiki haikus
Mapped new created content
I really am bard.
haiku man is back,
that’s the important thing
but Tonedeaf disagrees.
Impassionate Gods
have never stopped playing sloth
Chihayafuru
As we reminisce
Snow fall at the Ice Fissure
Four classo removed
To revitalize
Our text based MMO game
Mobile SlothMUD. Cash.
Mud runs down the hill,
Flowing through the canal
Gotta take a dump
- my wife
world 5-2
dwarven axe thrower
like a hammer turtle
parallels
new Disney Star Wars
Produced the best interviews
Actors hate own movie
Reboog is in retrograde
the spoon rotates
quickly counterclockwise
Fuzzy lazy slug
Takes up all space on the bed
My dog is so cute
Rewatching Bebop
New song every episode
Still the best show ever
A mime’s warcry
Battlemint has seen
dispel Stun rapidly
Move on
Technically, haiku
should be five, seven, then five
three lines, plus nature
do we comply
when we see
actual poets
not doing it thus
your butt is so fat
mass conservation applies
mostly to your butt
I am implying
your butt holds most of the mass
in the universe
in america
we don’t care about physics
we like barbecue
our farts no longer
reach escape velocity
so no one smells them
I expect haikus
Prophesy the Second Coming of Reboog
Soon
Make Sloth Grape Again!