Breaking News

The Settlestone Herald has an exclusive dealing with the infamous pirate known as Autolycos. Several guards from King Granitecrusher court reported at about 2am, Autolycos was spotted leaving a dinner party given in His Majestiy’s honor. Several other patrons tried to stop Autolycos from leaving in a much inebriated state to no avail. A couple of guards were dispatched to tail after Autolycos to make sure he arrived at his destination without trouble.

Den Yaz, a 40 year veteran of the Royal Courts, observed Autolycos in an obvious drunken stupor stumbling and talking to himself. When asked politely

if he could be offered assistance, Autolycos responded by cursing and showing an obvious prejudice to the dwarven race. “You dwarves are

the curse of civilization, you should all die” was shouted at the top of his lungs and heard by many witnesses. It has come to our attention that the Citizens Under No Tolerance have filed suit and asked that Autolycos be banned upon threat of death from Settlestone and it’s surrounding territories. When questioned later about the incident, Autolycos was quick to respond with ‘STFU’ before dropping to his knees and asking for forgiveness. “I don’t know why I said those things…please help me understand my weakness and together we can overcome my bigotry” mumbled Autolycos. We will keep the public informed as more details present themselves.

:twisted:

heh, i’m glad i can be an inspiration for all :twisted:

ps.. STFU!!!!

We ,at the Settlestone Herald, have acquired video of yet another one of Autolycos’ tirades. King Granitecrusher has refused comment in light of the

scandal.

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heh.. wow! i havent seen that video of Will in a long time.. I am so happy you found it :lol:

Since you have a few days off.. I wanted to help you realize your life’s dream. :twisted:

http://www.hallpass.com/media/dancewhiteguy.html

heh, nice to know you have plenty of free time

Breaking news #1: Paris arrest for dui!!

Breaking news #2: mud appears to be froze

Auto is tenacious. He won’t give up. White people can’t dance, yo!

http://www.leenks.com/link65669.htm :P

Yeah… Auto can’t dance nearly as well as Hades can sing…

http://www.influks.com/post664.html