Alhoon

<1217hp 316ma 223mv>

Mandos utters the words, ‘oculoghfjqhuai’

<1217hp 317ma 223mv>

A hairy brown tarantula (Yasix) brutally massacres Alhoon with his crush.

A hairy brown tarantula (Yasix) massacres Alhoon to small fragments with his crush.

A swordwraith’s blow passes right through you with no effect!

You skillfully parry the attack of a swordwraith.

Your riposte viciously massacres a swordwraith.

Alhoon’s blow passes right through a hairy brown tarantula (Yasix) with no effect!

You are brutally massacred by Alhoon’s zap.

Alhoon impales itself on thorns round a hairy brown tarantula (Yasix)!

Alhoon brutally massacres a hairy brown tarantula (Yasix) with its zap.

Alhoon’s zap bounces off your heavy armor.

Alhoon looks shocked as it cuts itself on your petrified armor!

You are brutally massacred by Alhoon’s zap.

Alhoon’s zap bounces off your heavy armor.

A mirror image of Lis wavers from existence!

A hairy brown tarantula (Yasix) massacres Alhoon to small fragments with his crush.

A fireball flies from Mandos’s weapon and lands on Alhoon!

You brutally massacre a swordwraith with your slash.

Alhoon phases out of existence, only to reappear a few yards out of range.

The air wavers as Alhoon unleashes a powerful psionic attack!

The solitary state of your mind lessens the strength of the psionic attack slightly.

The powerful blast sends you staggering, dropping you to your knees.

Alhoon directs a powerful psychic knife at your mind.

Your body shuts down as the knife reduces your brain to a lifeless grey mass.!!

That Really did HURT!

You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!

Alhoon directs a powerful psychic knife at your mind.

Your body shuts down as the knife reduces your brain to a lifeless grey mass.!!

You have been KILLED!!

<-552hp 317ma 223mv>

Lie still; you are DEAD!!! :-(

One thing I hate more than anything are instant death procs. I will never run Alhoon again, that’s a promise. I don’t care how bad I want honor.

-Toxis

Oh c’mon Brad…

without death procs..

you’d have to result to using thought, skill and imagination.

and we both know that is frowned upon. :twisted:

[img:q2ok3wxi]http://yasik.kiev.ua/EdgarAllanPwned.jpg[/img:q2ok3wxi]

In all fairness, the proc did fire once that round without killing you, before the second one finished you off.

Not that anyone could probably survive both, but still.

Edit:On second thought, as far as I know that proc doesn’t do much through mindbar, but drops it after one attempt. This might be a good time for tanks to start buying perm mindbar (and a ton of detect spells once they can’t cast them) :)

Sometimes the giant monster is just going to splat someone and theres nothing anyone can do about it. So I’m not gonna complain about death procs. But perhaps the frequency and number of pcs affected at once could be reduced so that the group isn’t forced to staff and regroup everytime the mob procs. Spending all that time regrouping starts to drag down troop morale.

good, im glad some mobs get respect.

Aka

good, im glad some mobs get respect.[/quote:3kl7f7nx]

tru dat..

that kobold sage is one bad mutha!

fear the kobold sage.

..actually that’d be pretty kewl on a t-shirt.

fear the kobold sage.

..actually that’d be pretty kewl on a t-shirt.[/quote:1kwj6vmu]

[img:1kwj6vmu]http://yasik.kiev.ua/KoboldSage_FearIt.jpg[/img:1kwj6vmu]

[img:1kwj6vmu]http://yasik.kiev.ua/KoboldSage_Yoda.jpg[/img:1kwj6vmu]

Your pound massacres Pale Night, the Demon Mother to small fragments.

Zukt massacres Pale Night, the Demon Mother to small fragments with his pound.

Pale Night, the Demon Mother’s blow passes right through Zukt with no effect!

Pale Night, the Demon Mother viciously massacres Zukt with her rake.

Pale Night, the Demon Mother looks shocked as she cuts herself on Zukt’s petrified armor!

Pale Night, the Demon Mother viciously massacres Zukt with her rake.

You brutally massacre Pale Night, the Demon Mother with your pound.

Zukt delivers a massive blow to one of Pale Night, the Demon Mother’s vital organs.

Zukt viciously massacres Pale Night, the Demon Mother with his pound.

Zukt massacres Pale Night, the Demon Mother to small fragments with his pound.

Bomb’s hammer shudders as he strikes Pale Night, the Demon Mother!

The incorporeal silohuette of Pale Night, the Demon Mother slides away, revealing its true

form!

You witness the unimaginable terror that is Pale Night, the Demon Mother and feel your

life force flee your body!

You have been KILLED!!

Group ‘Death and Honor, in that order’ consists of:

(Leader) Mandos [Ne:5.40 852hp 437ma 260mv] —

(Point) Zukt [Wa:5.40 27hp 239ma 287mv] —

(Dead) Toxis [Wa:5.40 -1079hp 355ma 223mv] —

            Bomb [Wa:4.29 1159hp 441ma 155mv] ---

        Jarlaxle [Wa:5.40  793hp 177ma 230mv] ---

         Crunchy [Wa:3.38  911hp 104ma 166mv] ---

           Cizin [Th:4.18  976hp  86ma 266mv] ---

          Lugnut [Mo:3.38  908hp 192ma 190mv] ---

          Kokoro [Th:3.31  805hp 380ma 176mv] -6ac                          

          Atwell [Wa:5.40  684hp 172ma 194mv] ---

           Truth [Ma:5.40  839hp 748ma 238mv] ---

             Doc [Cl:5.40  890hp 223ma 238mv] ---

             Lis [Ma:5.40  898hp 341ma 194mv] ---

          Nakita [Cl:2.28  413hp 394ma 124mv] ---

            Afea [Ba:2.30  770hp 112ma 261mv] ---

<-1079hp 355ma 223mv>

Autolycos Posted: Feb 08, 2008 - 04:27 PM Post subject: RE: Alhoon

Oh c’mon Brad…

without death procs..

you’d have to result to using thought, skill and imagination.

and we both know that is frowned upon.

…. I’m just wondering… where is the thought, skill, and imagination of dying instantly without any possible way of stopping such a death? Oh I get it, just don’t kill the mob.

I didn’t corpse and I’m not mad or anything, I just don’t like those procs and never have. It’s like the old “death rooms” in old muds where you walked into a room and you just died instantly. 3 drachma, though, that was nice.

-Toxis

I’m with Tox, death procs are draconian, pointless and unimaginative.

I predict a slow down on epic groups, once the die hard old tard players have got there jollies from a +1 mana regens rank clasp, or something just as lame. Maybe if you all keep sweating… You might get another +1 to hit! Wow! (Even though with about +26 to hit shifted, I still seem to miss 1/4 every two rounds)

Rumour is Lord Rank Clasp gives +1hp… keep epics going people.

It never ceases to amaze the trouble some of our legendary tards go through to get… erm, … yeah, but I guess that’s why they will always be legends of the game, and I’ll just be a so in so no name! :D

I had to laugh though, when I saw the tanks dead, and truth had 748 mana! That is kinda funny.

Announcing a New Sloth Super Mob!!!

Akamumbojartan

Procs: Instant Death Proc, Recalls Players, Nogate, Dispels Fly 10 Stories Up

Pops Rate: 1/100

Eq: .25 Mana Regens Clasp -1 Hit

Wow Awesomeness!

You gossip – ‘Anyone wanna group for Akamumbojartan!’

Mandos gossips – ‘I’m IN!’ :twisted:

:shock: :D

yep, makes me want to come back and work even harder to give you something to do.

anyway

Aka

We like ya akasha, and we appreciate your work! even though I don’t always agree! :D At the end of the day the majority of people love epics, and I like the idea! Just questioning the reward. I’m just a small voice squeaking in the dark! Honestly you don’t have to worry about what I say… and I don’t think most do! haha

I’m about to get flamed to piece’s (Some people will step in to defend you, because you are one of the good guys!) so if you’ll excuse me, I have to erect my flame shield. :oops:

No one has done as much for the game in a long time as Akasha and I don’t think we’d be in #2 if epics hadn’t gone in and gotten the old timers re-energized. Not to mention the series of drachma autoquests he put in and his regular quests and the effort he puts into other administrative and coding tasks. So show some respect pls. I wish there were more people putting even half the effort that he puts in.

You know i might hate alhoon and some of the others and not do them but there are a lot of people here that find it fun no matter what. And to put down Akasha like you did after all the work he has done is just wrong. Why do you think immorts like Blaster who used to do a lot isn’t seen anymore? Too many people take their frustration out on the immorts who only try to make things better here. GET OFF THEIR BACKS!!! you don’t like the quests don’t do them… YOu don’t like the rewards or who gets them…ummm…don’t do them… you don’t like the epics…..DON’T DO THEM. but do NOT make another immort leave because you do not like something. I am sick of tired of losing great immorts b/c someone decides they don’t like something. Hell I whine all the time, but at least not about the immorts.

BACK away from the immorts and take your ire out as a builder coder yourself if you want somethign changed YOU do it

Shyla the mad librarian

ruh roh….

you angerd teh shylaz :x

Allhoon Baboon

Not sure if there is a epic/MOB that does it but a MOB that randomly successfully orders a groupmember to rescue it would be a hoot!

Why do you think immorts like Blaster who used to do a lot isn’t seen anymore? [/quote:1djw7ydx]

Does anybody really miss Blaster Quests tho? I thought his quests involved mass casualties for zero reward whatsoever… :twisted:

Allhoon Baboon

Not sure if there is a epic/MOB that does it but a MOB that randomly successfully orders a groupmember to rescue it would be a hoot![/quote:m9hny4lc]

not specifically, but ill keep that in mind.

Aka

:shock: Help my spell shield is already faded!

AK is da bomb! Just because I don’t agree with the size of epic rewards for the amount of work, doesn’t mean I hate Akasha and disrespect him!

I don’t always agree 100% with my friends… but they remain my friends!

When epic’s came out I applauded, because it breathed life into the game. Old players come back and I thought this is awesome!

Then xp groups went to a stand still for 2 weeks. Tards started getting upset at each other over honor caps and groups… I realised there wasn’t much to buy with the drachma as druid. Then I spent an hour in an epic group killing this huge mob, when no cap was off, and at the end… I wondered why.

Epic’s don’t float my boat! So what! That’s my opinion! Nothing against AK, I don’t join epic groups and that’s the end of it! Problem Solved. I’ve soloed my way to nearly 4x40 now, and topped the xp list in my class for 6 weeks running… Really, it’s just my opinion and how I play the game.

AK rocks!

Epics Aren’t for me!

This is my opinion… game on! 8)

One thing that Akasha did that I really appreciated was the coliseum…

It suited where I was at really well. I was new to the game with jezer, and the first character is pretty hard, esp when your trying to fit in with those legendary old classo tards! cackle :twisted:

The coliseum allowed me to pop tokens to roll my character on! It also popped stat point potions, it gave me spells like wraithform which really help me, cause my classo sucked. It also meant I could run around valk as -9 with wraithform and a spellshield and impress all the ladies… :shock:

I started trading in oct tokens, and my first pieces of plus damage eq were brought from teron for oct tokens!

I could also pop those potions and sell them for decent coins. There also popped a scroll in there which did a room restore! I used it in a few groups and most people didn’t even know it existed. Actually I used to see Lis there from time to time… what the heck popped in the avatar gauntlet! I still wanna know! :)

The coliseum was amongest my first posts. [b:jnfx1fks]It caused my first run in with Yasik…[/b:jnfx1fks] The memories… sniff

Not many people did the coliseum, but back then it was a life line for me!

What works for me, won’t always work for others… I just play a little different sometimes. No disrespect to the man! And I’ve think I’ve made my point…

I’ll hand you all over now to weasel, for a tension relieving lol cat… Don’t leave me hanging here weasel! :)

Shyla your overall post is valid, however…

As far as I know, Blaster is busy with military duties. He shipped out. This is why he doesnt sloth. The time difference alone for him was difficult. I remember him running a quest at like 3am once, cause thats the time he had. Dont confuse or manipulate to prove points. We have republicans for that.

While I have seen an immort bully another immort out of the game. Perhaps you could provide an example of a specific player/s chasing away an immort, because i cant think of one.

Epic mobs were really fun with honor and some drachma. Now some of them are leaning towards being no fun to kill. Balance is important. If anything consider putting the drachma back, and slow down the rate of epics loading.

I was and am still really enjoying epics, because the more I participate the more I am rewarded for my efforts. More work = more advancement.

Prior quests were watch the leader or tank get the prize. Then the rest of the group doing the work got the shaft. The epic system works a lot better.

Thanks for putting it in, and all the work that has already gone into epics.

Mosaix

In fact Blaster doesn’t log on to do quests or anything like that anymore the sole purpose for his log ons are to say hello. You notice he doesn’t do god lites anymore, nor restrings… You simply ask for a god lite and your beheaded…

You be the judge…

ps… not to speak for the poor guy im sure he could answer it himself, just my point of view from what i’ve seen / heard.

Shyla your overall post is valid, however…

While I have seen an immort bully another immort out of the game. Perhaps you could provide an example of a specific player/s chasing away an immort, because i cant think of one.

I was and am still really enjoying epics, because the more I participate the more I am rewarded for my efforts. More work = more advancement.

Prior quests were watch the leader or tank get the prize. Then the rest of the group doing the work got the shaft. The epic system works a lot better.

Thanks for putting it in, and all the work that has already gone into epics.

Mosaix[/quote:1gvps779]

This shit cracks me up. This comparison is whacked out.

Remind me which president started the Korean war, or how about Vietnam. Must have been our bastard republicans. Don’t let GWB turn you against conservatives. There should be nothing wrong with wanting to work for what you got and not have to pay taxes for govt subsidy. Or you can vote for your local Socialist candidate err, I mean Democrat.

Im a registered Independant voter. I consider myself a moderate republican, fiscal republican perhaps, if you need to tie me down to an answer. Arlen Specter of PA, and Susan Collins of ME are senators i like. Pervert hard right wing senators like Larry Craig of ID (pleaded guilty to propositioning a male police officer in a bathroom), or senator David Vitter of LA (married, evanglistic man, kids, who got caught having his name pop up in escort directories for paying for sex.) Moral majority right? How do these guys still have jobs. So for the pervert senators, the lies, the lack of money in my pocket, excessive spending, budget defict, crappy economy, the twisting of facts by right wing republicans all over this nation, i dislike the right wing of the republican party.

Now whenever you are not a right-winger, or disagree with current goverment status quo you are a liberal democrat. News to me, i dont particularly like liberal democrats either.

Perhaps thats why a candidate like McCain is winning his primaries, while the right-wing goes on hating him, and encourging neo-cons not to vote for him. Appears a majority of americans are tired of the nonsense, and its showing up in their voting. I dont know if he is the perfect candidate. As a former PoW, he shows some common sense, having seen hell and lived.

So the past lets see….who can forget the photo of donald rumsfeld in the 80’s shaking hands with saddam hussein during a U.S. to Iraq arms deal to help them with the Iran-Iraq war. My personal favorite is the U.S. giving weapons to Afgansitan tribal leader Osama Bin Laden to help him fight the soviets in the 80’s as well.

So can I thank Reagan for creating the mess we are in now with the never ending war on Terror? I dunno, but it doesnt look real good.

Those in power during the Korean war and the Vietnam war were before i was born, and i cant see where I say they were right in their actions in my prior post. It is also sad that those wars had to exist. Also mentioned powers/people arent in power now, nor are we currently engaged in living those wars, so I cant really think much about them at this time.

I am to the point I dont care who redirects this country. But its time to swing this ship around. May the best candidate win the presidency and restore the USA to some level of health.

I can also have an opinion on politics. You are welcome to your own opinion as well. We are both Americans.

Mike, I am past a tape round for an Orchestra in Japan. Live Audition is in March in new york. If i win I am leaving this country. Mostly cause i feel trapped in the middle without a voice, and right-wing republicans make me want to vomit. Ron Paul sort of had the right idea, but wasnt the right guy to get the message across to enough people. Blue state, red state. Hate it. I have no clear answer for the problem, nor will i suggest one. The correct answer will never please everyone. I will go earn more money, have a free health plan, pension, and just learn Japanese. Ill come back perhaps when it all gets sorted out.

Some video for clarification.

[url:3b6b956d]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDABe8AOuCQ[/url:3b6b956d]

A photo to back it up.

[img:3b6b956d]http://www.awitness.org/eden2003/rumsfeld_saddam.jpg[/img:3b6b956d]

Thank you neo-con right wing.

So getting back to the original topic, is Alhoon a republican or a democrat…?

Broc I agree with everything you said. I just think its unfair to make blanket statements. Sure there are people on both sides that are screwing up the country. The reason people are voting for McCain is because they feel he “has a chance”. This is ignorant voting. I don’t know when it became a popularity contest instead of a battle of ideas. I blame the media and the voters for believing everything they read/hear. I guess if everyone felt like you we could succeed to Mexico and let them have it. Fuck it. Give up.

Allhoon Baboon

Not sure if there is a epic/MOB that does it but a MOB that randomly successfully orders a groupmember to rescue it would be a hoot![/quote:2bax8uwc]

not specifically, but ill keep that in mind.

Aka[/quote:2bax8uwc]

Lo Hoal knight can charm ppl and order to fight with group :) that fun, and all death(damage) procs good too :) And! i love last new proc what i see in game with death+shock. You die fast and move to well… :)

Good work Akasha, thx! +)

Bazilus the Crazy Python

I had to laugh though, when I saw the tanks dead, and truth had 748 mana! That is kinda funny.[/quote:1g9wjaor]

Why so many ppl think Truth is da best cleric? I really think it truth! :) But try use last player… :)

Bazilus the Crazy Python

I was and am still really enjoying epics, because the more I participate the more I am rewarded for my efforts. More work = more advancement.

Prior quests were watch the leader or tank get the prize. Then the rest of the group doing the work got the shaft. The epic system works a lot better.

[/quote:aqew4yvh]

About removed reward, think it break ppl from epics. Put dr reward on all epics, but add % for 0 dr reward after kill… For luck. Hmm… Like 20-50% for 0 reward or so… Up to Imms. +)

Bazilus the Crazy Python

ok, if you’re on this thread writing about epic stuff, know i quit reading it a long time ago once the subject once again changed to politics. I’m a politically attentive person too, and i keep up with whats going on. But for the love of everything and anything, make a POLITICS only thread and make your statements there. Too many threads as of late have become lost in poltical discussions with no relation to the actual thread.

I’m almost to the point of deleting non-thread related articles posted in random threads. I don’t want to do that, but it borderlines on rediculous sometimes.

Monitor yourself so I dont have to, please.

Akasha

i dont understand the politcal rants in a quest thread either

not that the views aren’t valid..just wrong forum for expression I guess?

indeed. unless you wanted to turn one of the Epic mobs into Hillary… then I would love to help destroy that one :roll:

isn’t there already a harpy in ET?

[b:blo9kt12]RAAAAWWWWRRR!!!![/b:blo9kt12][/color:blo9kt12][/size:blo9kt12]

[img:blo9kt12]http://www.xgenco.com/stuff/queen_Alien.jpg[/img:blo9kt12]

[img:1xcuox6w]http://firstent.tripod.com/blog/wet_cat.jpg[/img:1xcuox6w]

Akasha Cat says ‘Stay Ons Topic!’[/size:1xcuox6w]

yEAH! what she said.

cute

I’m almost to the point of deleting non-thread related articles posted in random threads. I don’t want to do that, but it borderlines on rediculous sometimes.

Monitor yourself so I dont have to, please.

Akasha[/quote:3owmuw3y]

I always make a new thread about political stuff. However when Broc uses every thread as some kind of blanket attack against one group or another I am going to speak out. Here is the statement that started it.

Dont confuse or manipulate to prove points. We have republicans for that.[/quote:3owmuw3y]

What if I said that we got musicians to blame for homosexuality. This kind of talk is just venom. If you want to lump everyone into a category then allude to some ignorance thats fine. I will stop responding to stupid sh*t.

Lucifer, the dark angel looks down in terror as his intestines spill out!

Lucifer, the dark angel is dead! R.I.P.

Total exp for kill is 780798050.

You receive 75653096 experience points as your share.

You gain -18740682 experience for leadership!

Stryx receives 75653096 experience points.

Nakita receives 34473560 experience points.

Mandos receives 75653096 experience points.

Zero receives 66847956 experience points.

Ah receives 50253216 experience points.

Lugnut receives 47817432 experience points.

Cizin receives 59926392 experience points.

Shimbo receives 75653096 experience points.

Bomb receives 67560912 experience points.

Zukt receives 75653096 experience points.

Toxis receives 75653096 experience points.

Total Honor for kill is 27744.

You gain 500 Honor as your share.

You gain 50 Leadership Honor from this kill!

You have gained one drachm.

Your blood freezes as you hear Lucifer, the dark angel’s death cry.

Stryx gets gold coins from the corpse of Lucifer, the dark angel that’s on the ground.

Stryx splits 2500000 coins. Your share is 208333 coins.

So I end up losing 15m xp in the end. How come the xp I get caps at 5m, yet the xp I lose exceeds it and then takes more. Just wondering.

I will stop responding to stupid sh*t.[/quote:27k3zaxc]

when?

snicker

My first comment was more of a joke. Though it has some truth.

Ill make a new thread next time as you like Akasha. Your right to request that. Please let it blanket all political postings, by all posters.

Anyway the epics are fun, and thank you for putting them in. It did rejuvenate my desire to play Sloth3. If I get the energy to log on in the future sometime, Im sure ill enjoy them again.

See you all in a long time from now, have fun.

Arigato gozaimasu

Dewa, nochihodo

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